"A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
Then the husband died and as the first to go and true to his word, he made
contact:
'Mary ... Mary ....'
'Is that you, Fred?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'What's it like?'
'Well, I get up early in the morning. I have sex. I have breakfast, then I'm
out on the golf course. After that, I have sex again. By then it's lunch. I
bathe in the sun for an hour, then I have sex again before another romp
around the golf course. After supper, there's more sex. The next day it starts
again.'
'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.'
'Not exactly Mary, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Florida.' "