You look like a ho.....
Heh. God love my Taco Girl's lack of tact brutal honesty.
So yeah my pretty rose pattern dress, definitely fell on the side of hoochie even on line, but it was also sort of innocent and flirty at the same time which is my favorite combination, but yeah this was a dress made to MODEL. If you have any delusions of walking, or sitting down or bending over? Not so much. It also gapped in the back because I'm too short torso-ed. And also probably, definitely, too old for it. Boo, I SO need another casual fun dress, especially in this perputual outdoor sauna weather!
The situation with the boy has evolved to an actual date. Situations are FUN, but so are dates!
Dinner For Schmucks is theGay bromance Dogfight.
Ooh and getting back to Taco Girl, a decision has been made, and she will move in with my Aunt sometime in August, and start school here in the fall. Yay! I'm sorry her "mother" is a horrible bitca from HELL, but she will realize that she's loved dearly and surrounded by people who want and will DO the best for her. I took her shopping at the mall twice this weekend and I could TELL she's just *never* had that, she's so used to hearing no and everything that is WRONG with her that hearing yes and spending time just hanging out and window shopping is foreign, and notable for her she wasn't actually pestering me to *buy* things, she was just enjoying the bonding time. Have I mentioned how much I hate the bitch who's been raising her for 10 years? BITCH.
And I love
jenelope like she was from HEAH, but seriously I think I'm the only women alive who HATES the Old Spice Guy/Commercial. The guy himself visually? Foine assed man, but the schtick? OY. Also my DAD wore Old Spice. I do not want my man to smell like my dad. Ew.
So yeah my pretty rose pattern dress, definitely fell on the side of hoochie even on line, but it was also sort of innocent and flirty at the same time which is my favorite combination, but yeah this was a dress made to MODEL. If you have any delusions of walking, or sitting down or bending over? Not so much. It also gapped in the back because I'm too short torso-ed. And also probably, definitely, too old for it. Boo, I SO need another casual fun dress, especially in this perputual outdoor sauna weather!
The situation with the boy has evolved to an actual date. Situations are FUN, but so are dates!
Dinner For Schmucks is the
Ooh and getting back to Taco Girl, a decision has been made, and she will move in with my Aunt sometime in August, and start school here in the fall. Yay! I'm sorry her "mother" is a horrible bitca from HELL, but she will realize that she's loved dearly and surrounded by people who want and will DO the best for her. I took her shopping at the mall twice this weekend and I could TELL she's just *never* had that, she's so used to hearing no and everything that is WRONG with her that hearing yes and spending time just hanging out and window shopping is foreign, and notable for her she wasn't actually pestering me to *buy* things, she was just enjoying the bonding time. Have I mentioned how much I hate the bitch who's been raising her for 10 years? BITCH.
And I love
jenelope like she was from HEAH, but seriously I think I'm the only women alive who HATES the Old Spice Guy/Commercial. The guy himself visually? Foine assed man, but the schtick? OY. Also my DAD wore Old Spice. I do not want my man to smell like my dad. Ew.