bleach bleach bleach

aesthetically — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 05:53:45 GMT

YOUR LOVELY MODS HAVE NOT HAD A VIEWING IN 2 YEARS? MAYBE?

Tonight this ends.

aesthetically 11:31 pm
(11:31:09 PM): hinga dinga durgen

allelujah 11:47 pm
(11:47:52 PM): count us down!
aesthetically 11:47 pm
(11:47:55 PM): one
(11:47:56 PM):two
(11:47:58 PM): three
(11:48:00 PM): go!
(11:48:20 PM): I'm so excited for this
allelujah 11:48 pm
(11:48:25 PM): omg me too
aesthetically 11:48 pm
(11:48:54 PM): We have to sit through some Beezooka & Hitsugays/Halibel I think
(11:48:59 PM): OH I DID NOT
(11:49:07 PM): MEANT TO EVEN SAY HITSUGAYS
allelujah 11:49 pm
(11:49:07 PM): im gonna dub that with kirtro
aesthetically 11:49 pm
(11:49:10 PM): :-D !
(11:49:37 PM): I love this opening. You don't have to even watch the season, just the OP.
(11:49:44 PM): Everything happens in it.
allelujah 11:49 pm
(11:49:50 PM): i kno rite @_@
aesthetically 11:49 pm
(11:49:54 PM): Ew oh god
allelujah 11:49 pm
(11:49:59 PM): its like THERE IS A DARK FIGURE IN ICHIGOS LIFE
(11:50:13 PM): all they need is moe zangetsu
aesthetically 11:50 pm
(11:50:26 PM): All anyone needs is moe zangetsu
allelujah 11:50 pm
(11:50:37 PM): i would enjoy some moe zangetsu
aesthetically 11:50 pm
(11:50:48 PM): I would just skip this if it weren't for the little bit of Halibel
(11:50:53 PM): I would enjoy some too.
aesthetically 11:51 pm
(11:51:02 PM): there is too much gross fanservice here
(11:51:11 PM): "HERD U LIKE LOLIS"
allelujah 11:51 pm
(11:51:16 PM): loool
(11:51:40 PM): hitsugay isnt as bad as oo-stfu-da
aesthetically 11:51 pm
(11:51:50 PM): I wish Barragan had ended his nose-picking-cracker-eating days
(11:52:04 PM): It would be for the Greater Good.
(11:52:16 PM): Barragan, so badass.
allelujah 11:53 pm
(11:53:00 PM): fuck ho
aesthetically 11:53 pm
(11:53:02 PM): God, it's so weird to see this animated ... it was less than a year ago in the manga
allelujah 11:53 pm
(11:53:04 PM): pause
aesthetically 11:53 pm
(11:53:09 PM): ok did
allelujah 11:53 pm

(WE FIX THE TRACKING ON THE VHS TAPE!)

aesthetically 12:07 am
(12:07:33 AM): LET ME DO SOMETHING RL QUICK
allelujah 12:07 am
(12:07:36 AM): kk
aesthetically 12:08 am
(12:08:43 AM): I WAS DOING A SURPRISE IT'S NEARLY DONE
allelujah 12:08 am
(12:08:59 AM): o:

(I GIVE UP)

allelujah 12:12 am
(12:12:31 AM): ok count us dooown
aesthetically 12:12 am
(12:12:36 AM): 3
(12:12:37 AM): 2
(12:12:38 AM): 1
(12:12:40 AM): GO!
aesthetically 12:13 am
(12:13:06 AM): i like her bankai, it's cute.
(12:13:11 AM): this would piss off soifon
allelujah 12:13 am
(12:13:15 AM): it is LOL
aesthetically 12:13 am
(12:13:25 AM): "CUTE?" /steps on my face
allelujah 12:13 am
(12:13:27 AM): oh hay soi fon u so cu- DIIIIIIIIE
aesthetically 12:13 am
(12:13:30 AM): LOL
allelujah 12:13 am
(12:13:34 AM): unless yoruichi said it
(12:13:40 AM): in which case shes use it everyday
aesthetically 12:13 am
(12:13:49 AM): then she'd just be all o///o
allelujah 12:13 am
(12:13:57 AM): LOOK AT ME YORUICHI SAMA AND MY LARGE PHALLIC OBJECT~~~
aesthetically 12:14 am
(12:14:01 AM): LOL, she just carries it around. "Oh, this old thing?"
(12:14:06 AM): LMAO
(12:14:20 AM): oh how attractive
allelujah 12:14 am
(12:14:22 AM): "i THINK IT MATCHES MY EYES.."
aesthetically 12:14 am
(12:14:52 AM): Yoruichi is like, "(unsure)"
allelujah 12:15 am
(12:15:10 AM): WOW FILLER OF OOMEADA GOING TO SAVE HER
(12:15:15 AM): WOW COULD THEY BORE ME MORE..
(12:15:20 AM): ITS LIKE THE CAKE EPISODE ALL OVER
aesthetically 12:15 am
(12:15:22 AM): why the focus on this prick? WHO CARE UNLESS HE'S A GREASY SPOT?
allelujah 12:15 am
(12:15:28 AM): LOL
aesthetically 12:15 am
(12:15:28 AM): YEP
(12:15:30 AM): OH
(12:15:31 AM): hello
allelujah 12:15 am
(12:15:37 AM): herrooo
aesthetically 12:15 am
(12:15:56 AM): Shunsui is rly giving it to him huh
allelujah 12:16 am
(12:16:03 AM): this shits so intense..
aesthetically 12:16 am
(12:16:09 AM): my "s" key just went out
allelujah 12:16 am
(12:16:27 AM): fucking shunsui screwing someones s keys
aesthetically 12:16 am
(12:16:52 AM): NICE, IN THE MIDDLE OF Starrk & Shunsui's fight
(12:17:07 AM): I love the flashback shit
allelujah 12:17 am
(12:17:08 AM): loool this wont end well
allelujah 12:17 am
(12:17:10 AM): LOOL
(12:17:15 AM): me too
(12:17:17 AM): it is gloriou
(12:17:17 AM): s
aesthetically 12:17 am
(12:17:35 AM): "Show me your bankai, I paid my fifty dollas."
allelujah 12:17 am
(12:17:38 AM): weakass shit..
(12:17:52 AM): starrk thinks your bankais are bitches
aesthetically 12:18 am
(12:18:01 AM): "Bankai, $50 an hour."
(12:18:11 AM): Oh ty, your smelly clothe.
(12:18:14 AM): *HIT
(12:18:18 AM): *SHIT
allelujah 12:18 am
(12:18:44 AM): oh god i love this shit lmao
aesthetically 12:18 am
(12:18:57 AM): Fuck I love his voice. I want to make love to it, tender TENDER love.
allelujah 12:19 am
(12:19:06 AM): o hey nnoi
(12:19:09 AM): miss you boo
aesthetically 12:19 am
(12:19:09 AM): Heheh
aesthetically 12:19 am
(12:19:22 AM): /pours some out for ALL our homies
(12:19:49 AM): god he's so pretty i just
(12:19:53 AM): SHOWTIME!!!!!
allelujah 12:19 am
(12:19:55 AM): i just like
(12:19:59 AM): ..JKFDNGKJDFG
(12:20:01 AM): GLKFJDGKJF
aesthetically 12:20 am
(12:20:05 AM): teefs
(12:20:09 AM): djfkgkhllhl
allelujah 12:20 am
(12:20:12 AM): :BBBBB
(12:20:17 AM): SHINY

(12:20:27 AM): GOOD ANUMITAION TIEM
aesthetically 12:20 am
(12:20:39 AM): lol uki's skinny legs
allelujah 12:20 am
(12:20:42 AM): THIS MUSIC..
(12:20:43 AM): OMG
aesthetically 12:20 am
(12:20:44 AM): this music
(12:20:47 AM): LOL OMG
allelujah 12:21 am
(12:21:04 AM): CROTCH!!!
aesthetically 12:21 am
(12:21:05 AM): crotch
(12:21:07 AM): LJFJKGLG
(12:21:17 AM): we're so in sync
allelujah 12:21 am
(12:21:28 AM): WE'RE LIKE LILY AND STARRK
aesthetically 12:21 am
(12:21:33 AM): it's bees!
allelujah 12:21 am
(12:21:37 AM): together we are ooone
aesthetically 12:21 am
(12:21:47 AM): YES. which one am I
allelujah 12:21 am
(12:21:59 AM): aizen i want to see your sexy anorexic mullet self nao...
(12:22:02 AM): i do not know
aesthetically 12:22 am
(12:22:03 AM): No one cares to shoot the shit with you Gin
allelujah 12:22 am
(12:22:17 AM): tights..
aesthetically 12:22 am
(12:22:17 AM): more crotch
(12:22:40 AM): LOL this part coming up.....
allelujah 12:22 am
(12:22:51 AM): omg yes
(12:22:55 AM): this is glorious
aesthetically 12:23 am
(12:23:05 AM): I always loved this
allelujah 12:23 am
(12:23:08 AM): me too
(12:23:24 AM): OMG LOL
aesthetically 12:23 am
(12:23:26 AM): ROFL
allelujah 12:23 am
(12:23:26 AM): buttgie
aesthetically 12:23 am
(12:23:47 AM): "Uncle, you son of a bitch!"
allelujah 12:23 am
(12:23:52 AM): shunsui you dick..
(12:23:55 AM): LOL
aesthetically 12:23 am
(12:23:58 AM): I fucking hate
(12:24:04 AM): Shunsui
(12:24:15 AM): OMG MY S RETURNED FOR LIKE 10 SECOND
allelujah 12:24 am
(12:24:21 AM): @___@
aesthetically 12:24 am
(12:24:33 AM): ass
(12:24:45 AM): yeah, it's sporadic
allelujah 12:24 am
(12:24:53 AM): like my a key
(12:24:55 AM): fickle bitch
aesthetically 12:25 am
(12:25:02 AM): my "a" never works
allelujah 12:25 am
(12:25:09 AM): this is where doujins come in
(12:25:16 AM): "those pistols..do they shoot something else?"
aesthetically 12:25 am
(12:25:18 AM): derp.
allelujah 12:25 am
(12:25:20 AM): "no..but..i do"
(12:25:24 AM): bow chikaa woooww
aesthetically 12:25 am
(12:25:26 AM): LOL SCREAM
aesthetically 12:25 am
(12:25:57 AM): "Show me your bankai, motherfucker."
allelujah 12:26 am
(12:26:07 AM): SHOW IT TO ME!!!!
(12:26:21 AM): OH YES, BBY
aesthetically 12:26 am
(12:26:21 AM): I wonder if it's a big pair of balls or something
allelujah 12:26 am
(12:26:30 AM): ....rofl
aesthetically 12:26 am
(12:26:40 AM): "THIS IS POISON SEMEN...."
(12:26:53 AM): Gun? in MY bleach?
allelujah 12:27 am
(12:27:11 AM): "nanao and lisas century of rejection led me to the ultimate bankai~~~...ancient dusty blue balls!!!"
aesthetically 12:27 am
(12:27:18 AM): DHDJFKG LOLOLOL
allelujah 12:27 am
(12:27:40 AM): i feel like shunsui is jaws right now
aesthetically 12:27 am
(12:27:45 AM): ffffffffffffffffff
aesthetically 12:28 am
(12:28:04 AM): like the shark
allelujah 12:28 am
(12:28:34 AM): ohhh yeaaa
aesthetically 12:28 am
(12:28:47 AM): "i'm gonna need a bigger cero"
allelujah 12:29 am
(12:29:04 AM): ukitake done be a dick
aesthetically 12:29 am
(12:29:12 AM): I find it hard to believe he couldn't be touched by ONE of thoe
(12:29:16 AM): *those
allelujah 12:29 am
(12:29:27 AM): me too
aesthetically 12:29 am
(12:29:33 AM): Uki saves the day!!!!! ^____^
allelujah 12:29 am
(12:29:38 AM): 8D
aesthetically 12:29 am
(12:29:42 AM): god i love this ending
allelujah 12:29 am
(12:29:47 AM): me too @_@
aesthetically 12:29 am
(12:29:50 AM): it's perfect
allelujah 12:30 am
(12:30:13 AM): nnoitra poker..
aesthetically 12:30 am
(12:30:17 AM): GRIMMJOW & HIS FRAT BOY
(12:30:20 AM): *BOYS
(12:30:32 AM): FUCKING ... LOL Renji, such a tool
allelujah 12:30 am
(12:30:50 AM): so much
aesthetically 12:30 am
(12:30:53 AM): He can't dress himself. look at that shit.
(12:31:11 AM): on it's the little tard
(12:31:16 AM): OH MY GOD
(12:31:24 AM): OMAKE WITH STARRK????
allelujah 12:31 am
(12:31:37 AM): @__@
aesthetically 12:31 am
(12:31:43 AM): I saw the caps, this is amazing
(12:31:55 AM): God, I love him. in case you forgot.
allelujah 12:32 am
(12:32:12 AM): yes
aesthetically 12:38 am
(12:38:40 AM): http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/367/catssss.jpg
(12:38:43 AM): for you <3
allelujah 12:39 am
(12:39:12 AM): yes!!!!
aesthetically 12:39 am
(12:39:17 AM): kitty!getsu
aesthetically 12:45 am
(12:45:30 AM): /pooots
(12:45:35 AM):*poooosts
(12:45:45 AM): "s"'s are crucial

NOTE TO bleach_news mods: please to be not adding this to the next issue? It's not really ... LOL relevant. TY!

well.

aesthetically — Thu, 13 May 2010 06:47:05 GMT

Googly Aizen -- Spoilers?-- by ~bunnitake on deviantART

Well. The things one does at one am. Oh hell, I'd do this at twelve noon.

omfg??? a post???

aesthetically — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 04:33:41 GMT

All Day, Every Day by ~bunnitake on deviantART

It's Gin. Being creepy up in this bitch.

allelujah — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 19:24:35 GMT

this weeks chapter spoilers in non spoiler summary

AIZEN: I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. I KNEW THE KILLER WAS RED HERRING

Ichigo: uhhh...?

Aizen:.....SASUKE WAS EVIL!!!

Ichigo:.....uhhh?

Aizen: Luffy's brother died?

Isshin: oh now you're just reading the synopsis of every popular manga until you get it

Aizen: Can you tell I majored in fortune telling?

this comic is entitled "ping zow" (thinking)

aesthetically — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:24:15 GMT

IN THE MORNING IF I AM EMBARRASSED BY THIS GENTLY REMIND ME THIS IS NOT THE SILLIEST THING I'VE DRAWN.

allelujah — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:11:41 GMT

View Poll: NEXT WEEK IN BLEACHU

VOTE.

aesthetically — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:03:02 GMT

Hey guys hey guys hey guys

ಠ_ಠ

aesthetically — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:14:53 GMT

No, it hasn't been a year since we posted, no, seriously.

We both kind of forgot about this community, but it was magic while it existed. And it still exists! We're going to roll it over and kick it awake.

What's happened since the last year or so? Bleach has gone crazy, we both got into different fandoms, celemna became allelujah, scrawled became aesthetically (what is it with me and the art names, you think I'd like to draw) and Starrk released, is also named Coyote and died. Possibly. Like Elvis is dead, amirite? .... :( Don't answer that.

ANYWAY, we'll be posting so get out while you can.

GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.

scrawled — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:07:43 GMT

WE'RE ALL DYING TO KNOW.

View Poll: LOCK, IMPRISON, w/e

apologizes and stuff

scrawled — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 20:41:43 GMT

ENTICING THE READER'S INTEREST.

What has happened since the last update we've made, children? WELL, CHRISTMAS HAPPENED AND NEW YEAR'S AND WE ALL GOT A MONTH OLDER. Nnoitra died, manry tears were shed, I had a baby and converted to being Mormon [not really, but a doctor in the ER thought I was pregnant and I've seen way too many Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints commercials] and Ulquiorra and Ichigo are duking it over Fair Maiden Orihime. And Yammy has a really freaking cute dog. And Ukelala and Yammy's relationship continues to defy the laws of nature and be really cute as well. ULUUUUKEEEEORRRRRRA.

In other news, terrifically sorry for lack of updates! Later today, if it pleases the court, I'll update with some art. Until then, Celemna and I would like to announce the Nnoinell Valentine's Day Challenge, the challenge where we ALL win *A*

celemna — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:57:49 GMT

sorry for the absence folks. You see Meg is gone for the moment and I am the only one here.

so have something just as good as my faggotry.

Type your cut contents here.

Also, have a very special announcement.

To make it more fun you can even ask me to take any picture of them and I'll do it!

oh my effing god

scrawled — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:44:19 GMT

In absence of some intelligent commentary ...

HEY GUESS WHAT GUYS? this is some panel squee!

I am such a damn fangirl cause I am like I CAN SEE HIS HANDS. THIS IS BASICALLY VICTORIAN ERA PORN! now let's see his elbows >:D

:( /pours out my Coke for my homies

oh hello stranger and lol most generic of pages this came from. but I am so excited!!!

here we have the Ichigoicus Kurosakius and the desert-dwelling Ulquiorramus Schifferus, the latter in its natural habitat. we see the yearly sighting of these creatures when they appear in winter, fighting over territory when one has crossed into the other's and for competing for mates.

RAW

celemna — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:40:36 GMT

So today marks the 4507985678567567675098678905677895th thing in the universe that Kubo Tite/Jump/Bleach in general has done to make me go.

ಠ_ಠ
wut?

Don't get me wrong, IchiRuki is made of freshly picked candy made from the honey harvested only by the angels and their sweet sweet tears. Mayuri couldn't concoct something so quirkier and so fitting. Especially since he's weird. But get this YO he made a whole fun time singing special and whenever I listen to the preview I imagine Ichigo and Rukia in the sound of music. Because I have no tablet pen I figured I'd illustrate it like so:

So I guess Ichigo has like 60 kids from like Senna or something and Rukia is the amazing nanny who comes in, teaches everyone how to sing, and manhandles Ichigo. Then they all run from teh warz0rz. Geez, Sound of Music Ichigo is made of FAIL.

Anywho if you want to see what's up go read a real IchiRuki comm or a place where we're not going to post sparkly messages. THIS IS THE SOUND OF MUSIC- AND I AM MADE OF SOME SORT OF FAIL. You know you all missed me, I am the special pink shade of hilarious you all needed in your life!

the picture also works for sleeping beauty with a minor edit

oh and don't forget SNOW WHITE

AND OF COURSE THE MOST BELOVED OF ALL

TWILIGHT

He's dangerous, Rukia

Okay pay no attention to the idiot on the community. Go read an ichiruki fic by naaaavviiii THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE TH-*shot*

A Big Deal

celemna — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:06:09 GMT

I wrote a drabble for my beloved Naviji, so enjoy it peoples.

Title: A Big Deal
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ichigo/Rukia
Warnings: Future!Fic, Childrenz involved, Fluffy
Summary: Things just normally weren't like that- but this time it was different.

Having a baby had been no big deal. A lot of things about their relationship had been 'no big deal'. They didn't function on precise and correct, or planned. He had seen his friends grow and bumble about their plans- kids here and there, but Ichigo and Rukia had taken their time. They had taken their time for love, marriage, sex, and kids as well. When Rukia gave birth she had been very happy- and so had Ichigo. Buried inside both of them was the desire to nurture and care, and it had come out almost immediately, probably very early in the pregnancy itself.

But just like it was now, 2 months after giving birth, they had never once been the 'big deal' couple. If Rukia was walking down stairs Ichigo wouldn't ask for her hand and receive complaints, he was gentlemanly and simply did so because it was something that should be done for a pregnant woman. Rukia had by no means lost her dignity while pregnant, she had taken the opportunity to do light exercise. She was by no means ready to simply lie down- and none of it had been a big deal.

But a sick baby was a big deal.

It was a big deal to Rukia that her baby had been born almost immediately with inexplicable health issues- and it was all she could do to keep her calm when she was told there were bad chances involved if the baby didn't get better within a certain amount of time. But Rukia had not been the only one who faltered. Ichigo had taken one look at his very sick son and decided that it was important he do everything he can.

So things were different for Ichigo and Rukia- the couple who could shrug off inner hollows and near death experiences with only a glimpse and a nod. For once they needed to tread lightly, something they had never done, so that something they cared about could survive.

Ichigo was afraid of telling Rukia to rest in their current situation. This night marked the 6th day Rukia had been up straight. She wasn't functioning well and Ichigo had wanted to sit her down and tell her to sleep from day 2. But what could Ichigo do? He was just as confused as she was- just as worried as she was. For days it was all Ichigo could do to just get the formula, to just get the diapers, to just wait by the phone for a call from Unohana.

Ichigo had not wanted to leave home, but unfortunately Rukia's latest task for him was shopping. He worried about her, but if she didn't have some sort of peace of mind about things getting done, she would have no peace of mind at all. He had spent all day hunting down the items and then come home. He put his shopping bag down once he got inside and went into the baby's room- only to see an upsetting sight.

Rukia was holding their son, the dark circles under her eyes sticking out like a sore thumb, and nodding off. Her head was bobbing in her attempts to wake up, and yet their baby was showing some signs of actual activity, he was pulling at her shirt and making a crying noise. This eased his heart a little, and it was so discouraging to think that Rukia couldn't feel the same simple reassurance. She had been working herself to death.

“Hey, Rukia,” Ichigo said as he bent down to her level and put his hand on her shoulder. She suddenly jolted her head upwards, “Ah, sorry..yes, Ichigo?” she said in a dazed voice. He gave her a worried look, “You should be in bed you know. Don't you think you're pushing it a little?” She gave him a look that said 'I would fight you more energetically but I am too tired' she shook her head and then yawned, “He's just a baby, and it's my job to take care of hi-” Ichigo interrupted her.

“I don't think he wants to see his mom as moody as you get without sleep for too long! I know I can barely stand it,” he was teasing, but Rukia looked at him with a little appreciation. “Besides, we'll never pick out a good name at this rate, especially if you don't sleep on it.” His voice sounded grumpy and demanding but, Rukia couldn't help but smile a little. “Ah...I guess you have a point there, if I don't think of something the baby will never have a name..” she chided in return. She lifted up the baby and Ichigo quickly took him from her hands.

With the baby in one arm, he took her hand and helped her up with another. She let him guide her out of the room and then she walked over to the door of their bedroom, she looked back at him with an awkward look. “Ichigo..thanks for taking care of things.”

Ichigo grinned.

“Hey, it's no big deal right?"

don't it feel like heaven right now?

scrawled — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:25:57 GMT

198 MAGIC HI-DOOFUS RECAP! yes, it is time for another episode recap. but what are our thoughts on YAOI? IDK but here are our thoughts on Bleach! yukyuk

scrawled (4:55 PM):
I am already sick of this movie
celemna (4:55 PM):
I FEEL THE SUDDEN URGE TO *GO TO SEE THE THIRD BLEACH MOVIE *ZOMBIES*

scrawled (4:55 PM):
AHAHAAHHA
celemna (4:55 PM):
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MEG. BLEACH IS GOD
celemna (4:55 PM):
WE SHOULD ALL GO SEE BLEACH. IN THE THEATERS.
celemna (4:55 PM):
FOR MORE MONEY.
scrawled (4:55 PM):
I ... /ZOMBIES SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND
scrawled (4:56 PM):
we should probably get ready for like a 1000 years of recap LOL
celemna (4:56 PM):
SEE HOW DARK RUKIA GLOWS
celemna (4:56 PM):
yes its longer than 5 minutes
celemna (4:56 PM):
mmmmm nnoi hand
scrawled (4:56 PM):
:3
celemna (4:56 PM):
mmm ishida spit
celemna (4:56 PM):
mmmmmm dead bodies
celemna (4:56 PM):
...mmmmmm orihime rape fics
celemna (4:56 PM):
BUT THE BLEACH MOVIE IS BETTER
celemna (4:56 PM):
IT IS FAR BETTER
scrawled (4:56 PM):
WE SHOULD ALL SEE THE MOVIE
celemna (4:57 PM):
YES. IGNORE THE CAPTAINS AND NNOITRA V KENPACHI RECAPS
celemna (4:57 PM):
WE SHOULD ALL WASTE OUR MONEY TO SAVE JAPAN FROM A DEPRESSION AND GO SEE THE MOVIE.
celemna (4:57 PM):
DARK RUKIA IS SEXIER THAN MAYURI
scrawled (4:57 PM):
TRU TRU FAX
celemna (4:57 PM):
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
celemna (4:58 PM):
le ROOOOO
celemna (4:58 PM):
i always say le row
scrawled (4:58 PM):
same here
celemna (4:58 PM):
screw the japanese they cant pronounce Ls
celemna (4:59 PM):
god this sounds like a boring recap from your stupid girlfriend
scrawled (4:59 PM):
AHAHAHAHA
celemna (4:59 PM):
"AND THEN I WENT TO THE STORE. AND THEN I BOUGHT SOME MILK"
scrawled (4:59 PM):
OMG LOOOL
celemna (4:59 PM):
"AND THEN BYAKUYA TOTALLY USED HIS BANKAI. AND THEN THE SWORD TOTALLY FELL INTO THE GROUND!!!"
celemna (5:00 PM):
"OMG IT WAS FABULOUS"
scrawled (5:00 PM):
"AND THEN I ... ARE YOU LISTENING? OKAY, SO I WAS TELLING YOU HE BANKAI'D RIGHT? WASN'T I?"
celemna (5:01 PM):
"OKAY SINCE YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH I'LL GO INTO SOME MORE DETAIL!!"!
scrawled (5:01 PM):
AHAAHHAHAH
celemna (5:01 PM):
and meanwhile you're thinking
celemna (5:01 PM):
FUCK IT I BETTER GET SOME
scrawled (5:01 PM):
AND WONDER IF IT IS EVEN WORTH IT
celemna (5:01 PM):
rofl
scrawled (5:01 PM):
lol worst easter egg!
celemna (5:02 PM):
ROFL
scrawled (5:02 PM):
is this where he goes crazy
celemna (5:02 PM):
yes
celemna (5:02 PM):
totally
scrawled (5:02 PM):
byakuya lips!
celemna (5:03 PM):
mmm
scrawled (5:03 PM):
blah blah take off your shirt
scrawled (5:03 PM):
what
celemna (5:03 PM):
ROFL
scrawled (5:03 PM):
hxc man
celemna (5:03 PM):
TAKE MY LOVOEE
scrawled (5:03 PM):
LOOOOOOOOOL this is one ship that would never happen
celemna (5:03 PM):
MERCY? I EAT NAILS FOR BREAKFAST
celemna (5:03 PM):
MERCY WASNT WHAT HISANA SCREAMED ALL NIGHT
celemna (5:04 PM):
TRY AGAIN
scrawled (5:04 PM):
FUCK YOUR MERCY
scrawled (5:04 PM):
speech time
celemna (5:04 PM):
IM IGNORING HIM FOR DELICIOUS NACHOS
scrawled (5:04 PM):
I feel bad for hollows though
scrawled (5:04 PM):
MOST SENSITIVE
celemna (5:04 PM):
I DONT FEEL BAD FOR BASIC HOLLOWS? its not like shinigami attack them at brunch
scrawled (5:04 PM):
yeah or at parties.
celemna (5:04 PM):
OH I'M HAVING A DELIGHTFUL DAY STEVEN
celemna (5:04 PM):
ME AS WELL JONATHAN
celemna (5:05 PM):
OH SHIT ITS THOSE DEATH GOD FELLOWS
celemna (5:05 PM):
MY WORD WE BETTER ASK THEM TO LEAVE
celemna (5:05 PM):
"FUCK YOU GUYS YOU WONT LET ME INTO YOUR PARTIES"
celemna (5:05 PM):
OH CRUEL WORLD
scrawled (5:05 PM):
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
scrawled (5:05 PM):
OH HOLLOWS, YOUR DRAMA
scrawled (5:05 PM):
them lips again!
celemna (5:06 PM):
mhhhhm
celemna (5:06 PM):
rukias on drugs
celemna (5:06 PM):
aizen: you'll totally be saved if you say BONZAI AIZEN SAMA WHEN YOU DIE
celemna (5:06 PM):
nnoitra: he's totally fucking around
celemna (5:06 PM):
aerinero: no he totally meant we only needed to scream AIZEN SAMA A LOT
scrawled (5:06 PM):
LOOOOOL
celemna (5:07 PM):
zommari: fuck you guys im going all the way
celemna (5:07 PM):
Nel: ..I believe that is in fact, what she said.
scrawled (5:07 PM):
FUCK YEAH, AIZEN. I'M GOING TO BE HIS BEST BITCH
scrawled (5:07 PM):
mmmm szayel :3
celemna (5:07 PM):
mmm
celemna (5:07 PM):
mayrui DONT HURT MY DAINTY BODY
celemna (5:07 PM):
nemu: DONT RAPE MY DAINTY BODY
scrawled (5:07 PM):
aww poor nemu D:
scrawled (5:07 PM):
AHHAHAHHA
celemna (5:07 PM):
szayel: oh you just wait.
scrawled (5:08 PM):
the tiny mayuri is so cute
scrawled (5:08 PM):
~MY INCREDIBLE POWERS~
celemna (5:08 PM):
yay for water!
celemna (5:08 PM):
I WILL MAKE YOU..
scrawled (5:08 PM):
WATCH ME BREAK THIS ORANGE JELLYBEAN
celemna (5:08 PM):
INTO A LIVING WATER GUN
celemna (5:08 PM):
NOW NNOITRA AND ULQUIORRA CAN NEVER DOUBLE TAG ME AGAIN
scrawled (5:08 PM):
LOL THE IMAGES ......
scrawled (5:08 PM):
WATCH ME BREAK THIS SOUR GREEN APPLE JELLYBEAN!
scrawled (5:09 PM):
AND THESE PIXIE STIX
celemna (5:09 PM):
NEMU: WHY DONT I GET IN ON THE FUN
scrawled (5:09 PM):
NEMU: I LIKE PIXIE STIX
celemna (5:09 PM):
SZAYEL: WAIT YOUR TURN BITCH
scrawled (5:09 PM):
Mayuri deserves an Oscar
celemna (5:09 PM):
ROFL MAYURI
celemna (5:09 PM):
HE DOES
scrawled (5:09 PM):
AJSDLF I LOVE THIS SHIT
scrawled (5:10 PM):
Szayel's anger is delicious
celemna (5:10 PM):
IT IS
scrawled (5:10 PM):
EXSQUEEZE ME? BAKING POWDER?
scrawled (5:10 PM):
lol their faces kinda read like "dammit" and "yay" at the same time
celemna (5:10 PM):
I KNOW
celemna (5:11 PM):
szayel: I WANTED A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS
scrawled (5:11 PM):
lol Szayel tantrum I WILL BREAK EVERY BIT OF YOU YOU POOPY HEAD
scrawled (5:11 PM):
AJSDJKLF
celemna (5:11 PM):
szayel: I HATE YOU DADDY
celemna (5:11 PM):
aizen: go play with your sisters
scrawled (5:11 PM):
AHAHAHAHA
celemna (5:11 PM):
i love creeping shadows rofl
scrawled (5:11 PM):
Aizen: we can't fit a pony in here, be happy I even give you Christmas!
scrawled (5:11 PM):
LOL URYUU why are you shocked!
scrawled (5:12 PM):
I WONDER IF HE WATCHED URYUU PEE
celemna (5:12 PM):
URYU: SHIT HE'S SEEN ME MASTURBATE TO KEIGO FURIOUSLY
scrawled (5:12 PM):
AHAAHAHHHA and later Mayuri is like, "who's Keigo~?"
celemna (5:12 PM):
rofl i know rofl
scrawled (5:12 PM):
LOOOOOL
scrawled (5:13 PM):
NO YOU
scrawled (5:13 PM):
oh snap
celemna (5:13 PM):
TENTACLE
scrawled (5:13 PM):
things are getting hot >D
celemna (5:13 PM):
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
scrawled (5:13 PM):
lol Nemu and her self esteem D: it's all true tho
celemna (5:14 PM):
it issss
scrawled (5:14 PM):
ewwww his fucking creepy bankai
celemna (5:14 PM):
OH GOD DEMON BABY
scrawled (5:14 PM):
I FUCKING HATE THAT THING
celemna (5:14 PM):
i love this fucking music
scrawled (5:14 PM):
Szayel is like fuck the what
scrawled (5:14 PM):
I KNOW RIGHT
celemna (5:14 PM):
*faps*
scrawled (5:14 PM):
GERMS! GERMS!
celemna (5:15 PM):
GERMS GERMS THEYRE EVERYWHERW
scrawled (5:15 PM):
MY FIGS
scrawled (5:15 PM):
IS THIS THE END OF ZOMBIE SHAKESPEARE???
scrawled (5:15 PM):
this is great
celemna (5:15 PM):
BUT NOT AS GREAT AS THE BLEACH MOVIE
celemna (5:15 PM):
WE NEED TO GO SEE THAT
scrawled (5:16 PM):
DEFINITELY. MARKING IT ON MY CALENDAR
scrawled (5:16 PM):
but for now until we can see that AMAZING MOVIE ... LET'S GO WATCH THE PREVIEW, WHICH I AM SAD IS NOT ANOTHER AD FOR THE MOVIE!
scrawled (5:16 PM):
MOVIE!
celemna (5:16 PM):
I KNOW!
celemna (5:16 PM):
I FEAR THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH THINGS FOR THE MOVIE..
celemna (5:16 PM):
OH JESUS NNOITRA
celemna (5:17 PM):
SYTILL HOT
scrawled (5:17 PM):
I KNOW
celemna (5:17 PM):
OH SHIT
celemna (5:17 PM):
POOR NEM
scrawled (5:17 PM):
ALWAYS AND FOREVER
celemna (5:17 PM):
U
scrawled (5:17 PM):
T_______T

scrawled — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 19:56:15 GMT

some art! art from me? what an odd thought! >:3

a piece inspired by celemna's amazing fic, Not Found in Obligation. Nnoitra and Nel, AU revolving around pregnancy.

so basically the drawing is just UNABASHEDLY FLUFFY.

celemna — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 09:28:54 GMT

Truly, this chapter was the most horrific in awhile.

This is why. Something even scrawled did not consider!

i've seen the future and ...

scrawled — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:45:21 GMT

spoilers herein guys!

QUOTH MANY PEOPLE:
"oh this is so violent, I've never seen this level of violence in Bleach before!

are you people crazy?

"Oh this is so violent ..."

"... I've never seen this level of violence ..."

"... in Bleach before!"

Runners-up [which a lot of, not surprisingly, involve Szayel]: Uryuu's stomach being crushed, Renji's Achilles tendons being ripped, Tesla breaking Ichigo's arms [not exactly bloody, but incredibly brutal] and need I go on?

although this part did freak me out ...

it's just really REALLY creepy. ugh imagine meeting that thing in a dark alley somewhere. WHO JUST GOT CHILLS?

scrawled — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:08:28 GMT

SO YOUR RESIDENT TARDS WATCHED THE LATEST EPISODE

scrawled (3:24 PM):
I was reading about this episode on BA IDK what to expect
scrawled (3:24 PM):
my husbando Byakuya will be in it of course so
celemna (3:25 PM):
me too!
celemna (3:25 PM):
:D
celemna (3:25 PM):
also
celemna (3:25 PM):
IM WRITING A LETTER TO KUBO
scrawled (3:25 PM):
O RLY?
celemna (3:26 PM):
someone on my friendslist said theyd translate it for their friends
scrawled (3:26 PM):
Layne and I wanted to send a "fan letter" to Smeyers for Christmas
scrawled (3:26 PM):
we were sending her a thesaurus
scrawled (3:26 PM):
AWESOME!
celemna (3:27 PM):
this music makes me sadddd
AAHAHAH
scrawled (3:27 PM):
ME TOO
celemna (3:27 PM):
t_t
celemna (3:27 PM):
she sounds so sad when she says that
scrawled (3:27 PM):
I know D:
celemna (3:27 PM):
before she just seemed stern, in the manga
celemna (3:27 PM):
now she sounds SAD
scrawled (3:27 PM):
T___T
scrawled (3:27 PM):
I love Nnoitra's laugh
celemna (3:27 PM):
me too
celemna (3:27 PM):
seeexy
scrawled (3:28 PM):
also did you know his va does the voice of Giriko? I guessed it and looked it up. I am learning how to play guess the seiyuu!
scrawled (3:28 PM):
:D
scrawled (3:28 PM):
don't cry Orihime no one does in Bleach!
scrawled (3:28 PM):
KENCHAN
scrawled (3:28 PM):
*dies
scrawled (3:28 PM):
LOL
celemna (3:28 PM):
i dont watch enough animes but i know how to pick out seiyuus because of geass
celemna (3:28 PM):
LOL
scrawled (3:28 PM):
XDDD
scrawled (3:29 PM):
suddenly moe Ichigo ...
scrawled (3:29 PM):
Tesla is scary
celemna (3:29 PM):
nnoitra is quality animated
scrawled (3:29 PM):
LMAO
celemna (3:29 PM):
and tesla is ...........
celemna (3:29 PM):
.............PWNED
scrawled (3:29 PM):
whoa holy fuck
celemna (3:29 PM):
WOW
celemna (3:29 PM):
THEY DIDNT CENSOR THAT
celemna (3:29 PM):
ONE BIT
scrawled (3:29 PM):
I KNOW
scrawled (3:29 PM):
I AM SHOCKED
scrawled (3:29 PM):
I guess cause he's a "bad guy" LOL
celemna (3:29 PM):
NNOITRA LOOKS SORT OF EH THOUGH
celemna (3:29 PM):
LAWL
celemna (3:29 PM):
XD
scrawled (3:30 PM):
lmao
scrawled (3:30 PM):
KICKED THAT ICHI
celemna (3:30 PM):
LAWL
celemna (3:30 PM):
I LOVE THIS MUSIC
celemna (3:30 PM):
XD
scrawled (3:30 PM):
ilu Kenpaci
scrawled (3:30 PM):
LOL NOT GONNA FIX THAT
scrawled (3:30 PM):
BUT ME TOO
celemna (3:30 PM):
KENPACHI IS THE PATRON SAINT OF NNOINEL
scrawled (3:30 PM):
:")
scrawled (3:30 PM):
I wish Urahara would come back
celemna (3:30 PM):
ME TOO T_)T
celemna (3:30 PM):
I MISS HIM
scrawled (3:30 PM):
rock and roll never forgets~
scrawled (3:30 PM):
D: him and my girl Yoruichi
celemna (3:30 PM):
yes
scrawled (3:30 PM):
AT LEAST WE GOT THE PENDULUM ARC SIGH
scrawled (3:31 PM):
lol quality Orihime
celemna (3:31 PM):
I REALLY JUST WANT URAHARA VERSUS STARK
scrawled (3:31 PM):
SAME that would be ON
celemna (3:31 PM):
SINCE THE ONLY PERSON I WANT TO KILL STARK IS SOMEONE EQUALLY AS COOL
scrawled (3:31 PM):
EXACTLY.
scrawled (3:31 PM):
dun dun dun
celemna (3:31 PM):
.......LETS SEE HOW BAD THEY MESS UP MAYURI
scrawled (3:31 PM):
lol the clean up squad
celemna (3:31 PM):
rukiiia
celemna (3:31 PM):
ToT
celemna (3:31 PM):
....zommari looks a little fat
scrawled (3:31 PM):
Zommari is like "can still shoot in it"
celemna (3:31 PM):
LAWL
celemna (3:31 PM):
XD
scrawled (3:32 PM):
D:
celemna (3:32 PM):
....
scrawled (3:32 PM):
BYAKUYA
scrawled (3:32 PM):
AJSSKKLFLGF
celemna (3:32 PM):
BYAKUS
celemna (3:32 PM):
SDF
celemna (3:32 PM):
GF
celemna (3:32 PM):
...EW MAYURI
scrawled (3:32 PM):
I KNOW HIM GRILLS
celemna (3:32 PM):
BUT STILL BYAKUYA
celemna (3:32 PM):
HE'S BEAUTIFUL
scrawled (3:32 PM):
sigggggh
celemna (3:32 PM):
UNOHANA<3
scrawled (3:32 PM):
kuchiki bf
scrawled (3:33 PM):
ew ewe ewww
scrawled (3:33 PM):
OH MY GOD SZAYEL'S ANGRY FACE
scrawled (3:33 PM):
love
celemna (3:33 PM):
i love mayuris voice i wish he'd take off the makeup and be sexy
scrawled (3:33 PM):
jesus byakuya is looking esp. foxy
celemna (3:33 PM):
UNOHANA IS LOOKING RATHER MOTHERLY TODAY.
scrawled (3:33 PM):
XD
celemna (3:33 PM):
...
celemna (3:33 PM):
HIS HAND IS TOO SMALL
scrawled (3:33 PM):
ajskdkfflfl ewwww I am just getting the creeps
scrawled (3:33 PM):
LOL
celemna (3:33 PM):
THATS BUGGING ME
scrawled (3:34 PM):
I THINK SZAYEL IS CREEPED OUT TOO AND HE'S LIKE, "IS THAT POSSIBLE ..."
celemna (3:34 PM):
EVER SINCE I SAW MAYURI HOT HE DOESNT SCARE ME
celemna (3:34 PM):
lmao
celemna (3:34 PM):
SO TRUE
celemna (3:34 PM):
"EW....WAIT...EW?"
scrawled (3:34 PM):
:)
scrawled (3:34 PM):
kenPACHI
scrawled (3:34 PM):
LOL
celemna (3:34 PM):
FACEEEE
celemna (3:34 PM):
I LOVE YACHIRU
scrawled (3:35 PM):
SAME
celemna (3:35 PM):
..SEXY
celemna (3:35 PM):
NNOITRA
scrawled (3:35 PM):
I KNOW
celemna (3:35 PM):
STOP BEING SEXY
celemna (3:35 PM):
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE REALLY MESSED UP TODAY
scrawled (3:35 PM):
STOP IT RIGHT NOW >[
celemna (3:35 PM):
YOUR VOICE MAKES IT ALL BETTER
celemna (3:35 PM):
...QUINTO~~~
scrawled (3:35 PM):
his name
scrawled (3:35 PM):
AJASJKSKDFLFLGLG;
celemna (3:35 PM):
I KNOOOW
celemna (3:36 PM):
THE WAY HE SAYS IT
scrawled (3:36 PM):
I love how he says it
celemna (3:36 PM):
HE SAYS EVERYTHING SEXIER
scrawled (3:36 PM):
I KNOW. I want him to read the phonebook to me.
celemna (3:36 PM):
"NEELIEEEL~" "TESLA!" AND THEN HIS NAME JUST LIKE IMPLODES WITH SEXY
scrawled (3:36 PM):
"Aaron Aanderson ... 201-790 ..."
scrawled (3:36 PM):
T+T
celemna (3:36 PM):
"..JOHHHN SMITH" "YOU:*FEINT*"
celemna (3:36 PM):
LAWL
celemna (3:36 PM):
BRAIN FUCKING TWINS
celemna (3:36 PM):
XD
scrawled (3:36 PM):
I KNOW RIGHT
celemna (3:36 PM):
..HIS HAND IS STILL
celemna (3:36 PM):
TOO SMALL
scrawled (3:37 PM):
well his head is abnormally huge I guess
celemna (3:37 PM):
THIS IS BOTHERING ME
celemna (3:37 PM):
....THESE GUYS ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
celemna (3:37 PM):
*FILLER(
celemna (3:37 PM):
sits down
celemna (3:37 PM):
...
scrawled (3:37 PM):
>://///
celemna (3:37 PM):
>_>
scrawled (3:37 PM):
URYUU IS LIKE, "IS THIS SHIT IN THE MANGA"
scrawled (3:38 PM):
at least szayel looks all right. and so does Mayuri, face-wise
scrawled (3:38 PM):
and byakuya doesn't only look all right
scrawled (3:38 PM):
he looks ~FINE~
celemna (3:39 PM):
hisaaaanna
scrawled (3:39 PM):
T_T
scrawled (3:40 PM):
ajskflfl I need to upload my icon for these commercials
celemna (3:40 PM):
you do!!!
celemna (3:40 PM):
i want an icon for this one
celemna (3:40 PM):
i need new icons.
scrawled (3:40 PM):
I'LL MAKE YOU ONE
scrawled (3:40 PM):
back
celemna (3:40 PM):
MMM
scrawled (3:40 PM):
holy shit
scrawled (3:40 PM):
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LOL
celemna (3:40 PM):
ME TOO
scrawled (3:41 PM):
it's like a bad 80s video with shitty overlays
celemna (3:41 PM):
i hate how nnoitra is always looking like he cant do anything FOR ONCE HE SHINES TODAY
scrawled (3:41 PM):
I KNOW. /gives him a star
scrawled (3:41 PM):

celemna (3:41 PM):
*gives him another* NOW READ THE PHONE BOOK OR WE'LL HURT YOU
scrawled (3:41 PM):
EXACTLY. START AT THE BEGINNING.
celemna (3:41 PM):
...was nnoitras blade really like that? NO IT WASNT
celemna (3:42 PM):
thats an inconsistency because they drew the nell gamuza scene wrong
celemna (3:42 PM):
he didnt block it with his blade if i remember correctly, he stood there like a dumbass
celemna (3:42 PM):
xD
scrawled (3:42 PM):
LOL
celemna (3:42 PM):
he wanted her to ~keel~ him
scrawled (3:42 PM):
and omg get out of here you fags
celemna (3:42 PM):
WE DONT CARE
celemna (3:42 PM):
this is why i dont like them half the time
celemna (3:42 PM):
THEYRE ALWAYS IN THE WAY OF MY SEXY TIMES
scrawled (3:43 PM):
I KNOW totally cockblocking
scrawled (3:43 PM):
Uryuu just looked rly cute tho
celemna (3:43 PM):
he did ~~~
celemna (3:43 PM):
BYAKUYA
scrawled (3:43 PM):
those pretty eyes *_*
celemna (3:43 PM):
@O@
scrawled (3:44 PM):
I can't wait for him to shunpo out of his clothes XD
celemna (3:44 PM):
HIS VOICE IS ALSO HOT
scrawled (3:44 PM):
I KNOW all serious
celemna (3:44 PM):
BYAKUYA SHOULD TASKE US ON A DATE AND READ THE MENU
scrawled (3:44 PM):
YES
scrawled (3:44 PM):
AND HE'S LIKE
celemna (3:44 PM):
AND NNOITRA WILL BE LIKE ON THE CS IN THE PHONE BOOK LAWL
scrawled (3:44 PM):
"ORDER ALREADY" AND WE'RE LIKE, "READ THE DESCRIPTION OF THE PASTA AGAIN"
scrawled (3:44 PM):
LOOOL
celemna (3:44 PM):
OH GOD THIS IS WELL DONE even if nnoitra looks skinnier
celemna (3:44 PM):
theyre so fast and fighting viciously
scrawled (3:44 PM):
I know! I am enjoying this fight
celemna (3:45 PM):
its like DONE RIGHT
scrawled (3:45 PM):
that won't work Szayel, Mayuri's a freak too
celemna (3:45 PM):
lmao
scrawled (3:45 PM):
whoa this is like a bad twin porno now O.o
celemna (3:45 PM):
LIGHTNINGGG
scrawled (3:45 PM):
:O
celemna (3:46 PM):
he looks crazy <3
celemna (3:46 PM):
oh shit i remembered i have to download this anyway
celemna (3:46 PM):
for my nnoitrra amv
celemna (3:46 PM):
AW CUTE
scrawled (3:46 PM):
I loled at the doll actually
celemna (3:46 PM):
lawl
celemna (3:46 PM):
xd
celemna (3:46 PM):
szael is all
celemna (3:46 PM):
ghdflkjgh
scrawled (3:46 PM):
I KNOW
scrawled (3:46 PM):
asjddf
scrawled (3:46 PM):
OH SNAP
celemna (3:46 PM):
mmm
scrawled (3:47 PM):
XDDDD I always loved that
celemna (3:47 PM):
musssiiic
celemna (3:47 PM):
kenpachi laughs good toooooo
scrawled (3:47 PM):
Kenpachi and Nnoitra should have a crazy sexy laugh-off
celemna (3:47 PM):
THEY SHOULD
celemna (3:47 PM):
I DEMAND IT
scrawled (3:47 PM):
PISSY GIRL FACE
celemna (3:47 PM):
ODDLY NNOITRA LOOKS 16 IN THIS EPISODE
scrawled (3:47 PM):
AHAHAAHAHAHAH
celemna (3:48 PM):
HE'S LIKE A KID ON THE WRONG TRACK
scrawled (3:48 PM):
ROFL
celemna (3:48 PM):
WITH KNIVES AND HE DOES FIGHTS FOR MONEY FOR CRACK
scrawled (3:48 PM):
let's watch the omake
celemna (3:48 PM):
AND HE'S JUST TRYING TO FIND *THE WAY*
scrawled (3:48 PM):
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
scrawled (3:48 PM):
HE SLEEPS IN AN OLD WAREHOUSE
celemna (3:48 PM):
ONLY WHEN HE RUNS AWAY FROM HOME
celemna (3:49 PM):
HIS PARENTS ARE MEAN TO HIM AND - WAIT
celemna (3:49 PM):
SOUL EATER
celemna (3:49 PM):
OKAY GAY ENDING BACK TO SHIT
celemna (3:49 PM):
ANYWAY
celemna (3:49 PM):
"YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME MOM!"
scrawled (3:49 PM):
omg the omake the omake
celemna (3:49 PM):
YOU FASTFORWARDED YOU BITCH
celemna (3:49 PM):
| <
scrawled (3:49 PM):
I DID XDDD
celemna (3:49 PM):
IM GONNA GO BE MAD LOL NOT REALLY
scrawled (3:49 PM):
I'm sorry, I thought you did too!
celemna (3:49 PM):
NOPE i was watching the soul eater commercial
scrawled (3:50 PM):
O THERE'S A SOUL EATER ... /rewinds
celemna (3:50 PM):
LMAO
celemna (3:50 PM):
IT HAD MAKA AND THE CHAINSAW PART AND IT WAS JUST GENERALLY EPIC
celemna (3:50 PM):
XD
scrawled (3:50 PM):
:D
celemna (3:50 PM):
now im to the omake lawl
celemna (3:50 PM):
no wait
celemna (3:50 PM):
preview
celemna (3:50 PM):
FADE TO BLAAACK
celemna (3:50 PM):
i want this movie so hard
celemna (3:50 PM):
OKAY NOW OMAKE LAWL
celemna (3:51 PM):
zommaaaarrriii
scrawled (3:51 PM):
I loled so fucking hard
celemna (3:51 PM):
LMAO
celemna (3:51 PM):
generally that was good
celemna (3:51 PM):
though mayuri was FAILANIMATED
celemna (3:52 PM):
but i loved the nnoitra fighting shit gklkhkgh
scrawled (3:52 PM):
SAME!!!! it was done so well and Byakuya mmm-mm good.
scrawled (3:52 PM):
like campbell's soup
scrawled (3:53 PM):
no trans-fat or msg ....
celemna (3:53 PM):
LOL
celemna (3:53 PM):
i wish nnoitra didnt look so 16 though
celemna (3:53 PM):
now i have to envision his whole TROUBLED PAST
scrawled (3:53 PM):
AJAHAAHAHAH
celemna (3:54 PM):
"MY MOM NEVER LOVED ME" "NNOITRA WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE IVE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU ALL DAY" "..UH...MOM.....UH.."
scrawled (3:55 PM):
SORRY I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A CAP OF SZAYEL'S "I DON'T WANT TO BE THERESA, I WANNA BE BARBIE THIS TIME" FACE
scrawled (3:55 PM):
LMAAAO

oh fff

scrawled — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:31:48 GMT

so once upon a time I realized as much as I loved Byakuya/Renji, it could be written so ridiculously. most Byaren I read was melodramatic S&M stories where they were romantic lovers and I was like, "Renji? REALLY?" so I wrote this. this was written around March or so and I AM TEAM BYAKUYA/RENJI OKAY, BUT I LOVE TO POKE FUN.

disclaimer: this wasn't written as a direct influence of one fic. I am mean to Renji all on my own.

The Erotic Adventures of Byakuya and Renji

2,400+ words, hard R, warnings: bad sex and BDSM ; slight Renji/other people

Renji leaned against the door frame, tense, clothing sliding down his shoulder revealing at least the top of his tattoos. Being called into his captain's office wasn't really a big deal. So he was confused at his reaction at present. Kuchiki-taichou was swiff, brisk. He was in and out, they never had much to say to each other. Which was a good thing. Especially lately. Every time Renji saw Byakuya, he seemed colder than usual. Which was a stretch because being a frigid asshole was tops on a list of things he did well. Right under "his hair" and making people feel nervous.

Renji didn't let it get to him. He was a new transfer here and was given the position of vice captain. He should be grateful and work hard. Should being the operative word. Everything about Kuchiki Byakuya rubbed him precisely the wrong way. From his demeanor to smug face to ... everything. Renji didn't need to actually list all the reasons or he'd find himself thinking a bit too much about certain aspects of his captain, uncomfortably.

So standing in the doorway, trying to be loose, trying not to sound worried should've been easy. But there was something different in Byakuya's command. Something that seemed to be a climax to the ... it was tension, wasn't it? Tension they'd been feeling the past few weeks. It seemed to peek at this moment and Renji tried not to seem worried. What the well was he going to do? Fight him? Part of Renji seemed a bit excited at the though of crossing blades with Byakuya, but the wrong part. He'd feel a familiar but faint throbbing in all the wrong parts at the thought. The thought of Byakuya sweating, face angry, their swords pressed together, passionate and fierce.

It was amazing, Renji was more glad at this moment than anything that Byakuya couldn't read minds.

Even though it was probably written on his face. Shamefully. He felt a bit hot, but he didn't dare feel his face. He just tried to appear as casual as possible which wasn't usually a problem. He kept trying to not think of it as a problem now.

So odd how their reactions, their moods chafing in a way. Byakuya came more cold, Renji just felt hotter. Byakuya's voice was like ice when he finally addressed Renji, even though he knew he'd been standing in the door way for at least a long, hard minute now.

"Come in, are just going to stand there?"

Renji shook off all feelings of paranoia, of uncomfortable things. He just began to walk into the room until Byakuya glared and said quietly. "And close the door."

Trying not to raise his eyebrows, Renji, feeling odd to have his back turned, shut the door with a snap. At the sound of the snap, Byakuya pushed back his chair and stood up.

"I was reading some paperwork you'd done."

Nothing to worry about, said a voice in Renji's head.

Why the fuck were you worrying? another voice replied. What did you think?

Ah, said another, what did you hope?

"Yes," said Renji, trying to put on an air of confusion.

"You spelled at least three words wrong."

Caught off guard by such a minute thing, Renji felt himself saying in his defense, "I'm sure I didn't."

With a quick motion, Byakuya thrust the paper he'd been studying into Renji's hand. On the first few paragraphs were 3 red marks, made with a pen a grammar school teacher would use. The air of confusion was no longer an air at this point, it was a feeling taken on.

"Hey, this one is spelled right."

Byakuya raised his eyebrow, trying not to look surprised at what he probably perceived as sass from Renji. "Hand that back to me."

Renji coughed. "You can get a dictionary and --"

"All right then, that's two. I'm fair and will admit when I am wrong." He paused. "However, I don't allow things like this to happen in my division."

"I'll correct them now ...?"

"No, I'd rather you learn," said Byakuya.

Renji frowned and felt hot again, but not from shame or nervousness or anger but from --

"This is how we do things in my division." Byakuya surveyed Renji calmly for a moment, almost daring him to ask what, say anything. Renji, despite his conflicting feelings, did feel a bit of anger coming on. It was hard not to.

Byakuya was quiet for a moment more, and Renji felt his cock twitch, which was the worst reaction at this moment ever.

Sighing, Byakuya said, "Come forward, bend over my desk."

Renji blinked. "I uh --" More twitching. More heat. And anger, which was a very good, very good reaction! He held onto the feeling of outrage and used it to quell any feelings of the "L" word, which was followed by the letters "UST" in this context.

He didn't even like men. That time he was with Shūhei didn't count. They were both drunk. That time with Ikkaku didn't count either. In fact, he didn't even make it past second base with Ikkaku, which was a gross thing to think, but things came in the way. Renji considered himself manly and an open guy at the same time. But there was a reason he didn't do men. Many. Being straight was one of them.

It was.

Byakuya slid out a desk drawer and pulled out a wooden paddle, the likes of which a school teacher would keep. Renji felt all manner of pretense that he wasn't confused, angry, and most of all, turned on as hell, slide away.

"Wait a minute!" he yelled and the sound of his own voice startled him, since it was so quiet in here, the tension thick enough to cut.

"This isn't how they ever did things in the 11th Division," Renji pointed out, a little stupidly. "Or any division I've ... ever been in. Or anywhere I've ever been."

"This is the sixth division and as I said twice and won't repeat myself again," said Byakuya, "this is how I do things in my division. You're in my division, correct?"

"Yes, sir." Fuck, he hated saying that.

"Then come forward," Byakuya said. "I won't tolerate mistakes."

"I misspelled two words," said Renji dryly, trying to talk his way out of anything. Could Byakuya see how ridiculous he was being? More importantly, could he see Renji's now pronounced erection?

"You're making this completely worse than it has to be," said Byakuya. "Come here."

Renji held up a finger. If he moved now, the black folds covering his crotch would move and he would reveal the fact that yes, he was about to be spanked by his captain and he liked the thought of that. If he moved now, he would indeed BE spanked by his captain and probably like that. If he moved an inch, everything would become confusing and go to hell a thousand times.

"You could let me off with a warning," said Renji, still holding up the finger. He raised his eyebrows and inclined his head.

"I could."

"You could let me invest in a dictionary." Three of them, different publishers.

"You could let this slide." Renji said and felt a note of pleading in his voice. Well, that was it then. He was begging his captain, even in not so many words for something. It had come to this. Of all things at the moment, he was embarrassed at what he should not have been. Being punished by his captain? Nah. Getting off to it? Of course. This was the worst thing he could think of.

"I could," Byakuya repeated. He could see a trace of perhaps hope gleaming through.

His captain wouldn't know anything and he could just walk out quickly.

"But of course I'm not," Byakuya sneered. He seemed to enjoy what he mistook as Renji's fear of whatever he was going to do him. Boy, he had it wrong. Renji figured everything had it wrong, especially Renji's body and sex drive.

Byakuya walked around his desk suddenly and Renji stiffened, in more ways than one. He grabbed Renji by the shoulder and pulled him over to the desk, Renji trying to keep his legs together.

"We could --" Renji shut his mouth as Byakuya bent him over. He hadn't noticed! And that was odd, because there was a lot to notice, if Renji could say so himself. Everyone was always impressed.

Oh well. Get this over with. If Byakuya-taichou didn't notice, then everything was fine.

He felt the back of every bit of his clothing being lifted up, right at that moment.

Well, shit.

Leaving Renji practically naked and sprawled on his desk, Byakuya walked around him to retrieve the paddle. And he heard a slight tsk noise issuing from his captain.

"Does this turn you on?" he asked, unexpectedly and Renji was absolutely at a loss for words.

"I -- C--" Renji felt his heart pounding his stomach somewhere.

"It does," said Byakuya, "doesn't it?"

Renji took a deep breath, closed his eyes and said quickly, "We could skip this foreplay and go straight to the sex."

Byakuya blinked and sighed again, his shoulder into it. "Was it that obvious?"

"Was ..." Renji relaxed a bit. "Yeah, I think it was."

So all of this was a set up.

"What did you want to happen?" Renji ventured quietly, still in the position, Byakya somewhere behind him.

"This happens," said Byakuya slowly, "and then ..."

"You knew it all along?"

"Of course I did."

"This was a bit much," Renji replied. "And if I can say this, Captain? Very obvious. You wrote over the words I misspelled. And you ain't much for acting, I could tell you were --"

Smack! Byakuya had hit him against the ass with his bare hand.

"That's enough," said Byakuya.

"Yes sir."

"Then you don't mind if we ...?"

"Can I stand up?"

"Of course."

Renji straightened his clothing and with a swift motion, cleared all of the belongings on Byakuya's desk with an arm.

"I have a bed," Byakuya said, coldly.

"Ah."

"This'll do." And without a second's hesitation, they were on each other, Renji bent against the desk, this time in Byakuya's arms, mouths pressed together, tongues. Oh God. He could feel his erection almost to breaking point. And Byakuya's own growing, pressed against his thigh.

Byakuya pulled away for a moment.

"What is it?"

He wiped his mouth on the back of his hand, but demurely, sighed, and they began to kiss again, Byakuya's hand undoing the ties of Renji's clothing, one hand supporting him. Byakuya, for all his tenacity at this point, seemed to be holding back.

In a flurry of hands, sighs, breathing, they both undressed as quickly as they could, trying to keep on each other's mouths or at least touching each other, but with little success. Renji got an ear a few times.

It was unspoken at this point, that Byakuya would top. He really just ... no, don't think that, he told himself.

Bent over once more, but in a different way, Byakuya looked in his desk again for a jar of lube.

"Were you always keeping that in there?" asked Renji.

"Only recently."

"You were waiting!"

"Ah," said Byakuya quietly, "so were you."

In a few seconds time, he could feel the familiar sensation, one finger, the two, loosening him up.

Renji felt close to climax. Which would be unfortunate.

He had barely begun to fit his cock in, Byakuya had, when Renji came all over his desk.

Byakuya sighed from behind him, and they kept a constant motion, hips, behind moving together.

"Well," said Byakuya, after a second, lazily.

"What?"

"This is unexpected."

"What is?"

Without answering, his captain leaned over, pressing hard, his erect nipples practically on Renji's back, moving quicker and quicker and --

Byakuya stopped, gave a terse noise and pulled out.

Confused, Renji stood there for a second.

For a few seconds.

For more.

Until he realized Byakuya was dressing behind him.

"Get your clothes on," snapped Byakuya.

"What?" Renji blurted, turning around.

"We will try again later," Byakuya said.

"Why?"

"Don't ask so many questions, I may answer them."

"This is ridiculous!" said Renji. "I--"

"Get your clothes on."

In a flash, a hot, burning memory seared into his brain. Ikkaku wiping his mouth off, groaning, asking Renji if he was even aiming for his mouth. Shūhei telling him he was having an off night. And from the recesses of his memory, dark and horrible, Yumichika saying, "That was terrible, Renji, you are a terrible lay."

He hoped it wouldn't be like this this time.

"Well," said Renji, in his defense, trying not to be embarrassed and naked in his captain's office, "you were watching yourself in the mirror over my shoulder the whole time."

Byakuya blinked.

"And ..." Renji said slowly. "You do that whenever you talk to me as ... well ..."

Byakuya frowned. "I could be honest with you. But you wouldn't --"

"Don't bother," Renji muttered. "I know it. I know it."

"It would be best if --"

"If I leave, yeah," Renji said, pulling his clothes on as quickly as he could.

Byakuya was already dressed and putting his various objects back in his desk.

He couldn't help but feel a sense of horrible shame mixed with a sense of satisfaction. So he was bad at sex with ... sex with everyone, really. Only on the first time, he reminded himself, trying to inflate the tiny pitiful mass that was his ego. Rukia had given him two tries and he had given her an orgasm the second time. Yeah! Most people didn't come back. Rukia had done him a favor.

Rubbing salt in the wound, by the time Renji had finished dressing, Byakuya was already putting things back on his desk, as though he didn't notice Renji.

He felt he should apologize or ... say he'd call or something.

Anything.

Byakuya was acting like his was a pest at the moment.

"I'll help --"

"Don't bother, please leave," was the reply.

Renji exhaled. He didn't think it could get any worse. When he was about to be paddled by Byakuya, he didn't think it could. When Byakuya saw his erection, he didn't think it could. It somehow did and in a way confirmed everything he had been hoping against.

He hated the way he felt so helpless and weak at the moment, but what could he do? Face still hot and clothing wrinkled, he walked out of the office.

Or at least tried to, he tried the first time and tripped and the second, for some reason, poked his head back in and said, "I'm sorry I--" and then finally just shut the door in his own face.

Walking down the hallway, he counted the things he could've done different and maybe there was something wrong with his biology of the set up. What if instead of that they'd gone to dinner? Or instead of that he'd hogtied Renji and put a gag in his mouth? What if they went either way next time?

Would there be a next time?

He hoped mercy was a Kuchiki value.

Renji was sure he could make Byakuya scream. Just given the chance ...

Probably in misery, but whatever.

oh wow POSTING???

scrawled — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:37:34 GMT

Bleach 335 spoilers

SO who else is DYING OF YESSSSS?

Everybody shut UP already about it being a "filler fight" and hoping it's over soon. I'd rather watch Stark pick his damn nose and compare boogers with Lilinette than watch anything else going on in the manga atm including:

01. Vice Captain Fatass saving the day and Soifon getting it handed to her [wait what?]
02. Rangiku fighting the fraccion and getting her ass saved by HINAMORI of all people
03. Hitsugaya vs. Halibel because lol Hitsugaya isn't going to lose because he's Bleach's cashcow >|

Because it's not like we're going to get to Ulquiorra vs Ichigo or get back to the kids [ISHIDA WHERE ARE YOU?] or a wrap-up with Nel anytime soon, so you know what? I am glad for a bit of mai sexy captain boyfriends and sexy Arrancar boyfriend. SO.

But then at the end of the chapter apparently Hinamori shows up for a fail combo-breaker. I am very sorry, I was actually excited for Hinamori to show up and change my opinion of her instead of actually confirming it. :( And at least the Fraccion gals aren't dead yet, I was excited to see their release.

Yes a little less fail >:| I may have to stay up tomorrow night for it!

scrawled — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:13:17 GMT

the two fanbrats who run this comm are both doing NaNo, thus our time is limited. have Nnoitra apologizing for lack of activity for us! :( :( :(

ween.

scrawled — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:02:27 GMT

HAPPY HOLLOWEEN

how droll.

You Can't Text Message Break up!

celemna — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:44:21 GMT

Or Nell will hurt you!

scrawled — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:48:18 GMT

GOOD MORNING, BLEACHU. celemna and I stayed up to watch the stream of the new episode and since a) we're bad at intelligent commentary while in the middle of squee b) this being the type of comm it is, we has ...

scrawled (4:33:05 AM): Nnoitra can save you ton on car insurance

scrawled (3:59:04 AM): lol I love Asian babies
celemna (3:59:09 AM): its so weird to hear it in japanese
celemna (3:59:52 AM): i was scarred for life over hearin donald duck in japanese
scrawled (4:00:00 AM): AHAHAHHAH
celemna (4:00:15 AM): DAMN KEYBOARD IN THE DARK
celemna (4:00:32 AM): EXCUSE MY FAGGOTRY TONIGHT
scrawled (4:00:38 AM): IS COOL
scrawled (4:00:42 AM): SHOWTIME
celemna (4:00:47 AM): YYYYYY:@
celemna (4:00:51 AM): MMMM
scrawled (4:00:59 AM): I WAS GONNA SAY I HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A FAG, I CAN SEE
celemna (4:01:00 AM): STILL SEXY
scrawled (4:01:04 AM): yyyyyyy
celemna (4:01:10 AM): t)t
celemna (4:01:30 AM): MATSUMOTOS NEW HAIR STYLE IS STILL FABULOUS
celemna (4:01:33 AM): MMM NEELLLLL
scrawled (4:01:47 AM): AJSJDKDF NELL. IT'S GONNA BE NEEEEEELL
scrawled (4:01:58 AM): here we go
scrawled (4:02:00 AM): here we go
celemna (4:02:01 AM): t)))))t
celemna (4:02:05 AM): SO EXCITED
celemna (4:02:21 AM): fucking commercials XDDDD
scrawled (4:02:29 AM): these commercials are so fucking weird
scrawled (4:02:31 AM): but cute?
celemna (4:02:36 AM): this creeps me out
celemna (4:02:43 AM): i think its like vegetarian or something
scrawled (4:02:48 AM): LOL
scrawled (4:02:54 AM): :D
celemna (4:02:55 AM): DONT EAT MEEE
celemna (4:03:09 AM): lol ichigo is fag in chibi :x
scrawled (4:03:14 AM): Inorite
scrawled (4:03:18 AM): but grimmjow is so cute
scrawled (4:03:20 AM): jsjkdkfk
celemna (4:03:20 AM): and aizen always looks high
scrawled (4:03:21 AM): asjdfkglg
celemna (4:03:22 AM): whYES
scrawled (4:03:56 AM): if the recap is more than five minutes long I'm writing to the studio
celemna (4:04:00 AM): nnoitras still sexy
scrawled (4:04:12 AM): always sexy
celemna (4:04:23 AM): thered be no point with their engrish theyd think you were praising them
celemna (4:04:31 AM): SHE WANTS TO SEE LOTS OF FLASHBACKKKSSS
celemna (4:04:40 AM): well if they flashbacked on nells awesome tits, sure
celemna (4:04:45 AM): :')
scrawled (4:04:51 AM): ROLF "MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES? GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS."
scrawled (4:04:52 AM): :)
scrawled (4:04:57 AM): *ROFL
scrawled (4:05:01 AM): rolf wtf
celemna (4:05:05 AM): its like BYAKUYA RELEASES SENBONZAKURA...BUT FIRST LETS REMEMBER THE TENSION EPISODES AGO
scrawled (4:05:11 AM): aakd
celemna (4:05:24 AM): mmmm
scrawled (4:05:30 AM): my heart is pounding T_____T
celemna (4:05:40 AM): sexxxxy T_T AND MINE IS TOO I AMN LIKE DYYYIN
scrawled (4:05:46 AM): I have heard that clip so many times
celemna (4:05:50 AM): me too
celemna (4:05:50 AM): XD
scrawled (4:05:53 AM): :D
celemna (4:05:56 AM): DD
celemna (4:06:06 AM): orihime is used tgo being manhandled
scrawled (4:06:13 AM): BAH-KAH
scrawled (4:06:15 AM): AWW BB
celemna (4:06:20 AM): I THINK ITS SEXY
scrawled (4:06:21 AM): orihime and nel
scrawled (4:06:22 AM): XDDD
celemna (4:06:33 AM): lets waratch nnoitra get pisserd because his girlfriend doesnt remember him
scrawled (4:06:37 AM): Y
celemna (4:06:38 AM): DONT YOU REMEMBER OUR FIRST DATE?
celemna (4:06:41 AM): IT WAS MAGICAL
scrawled (4:06:50 AM): WE WENT TO RED LOBSTER WHEN THEY HAD THE ENDLESS SHRIMP THING
scrawled (4:07:01 AM): tesla looking cute thar
celemna (4:07:15 AM): everyones looking good so far!
scrawled (4:07:18 AM): YES!
celemna (4:07:46 AM): this shit better be like really fast
scrawled (4:07:50 AM): I KNOW >:[
celemna (4:07:51 AM): i am ready to see some tension
scrawled (4:07:53 AM): WE'VE SEEN IT
scrawled (4:07:57 AM): WE SAW BABBY NEL
celemna (4:07:58 AM): RED LOBSTER WAS NICE, I REMEMBER IT ALL NOW
celemna (4:08:09 AM): BUT YOU WERE CHEAP AND TOOK ME TO MCDONALDS FOR OUR ANNIVERSART
celemna (4:08:14 AM): *ANNIVERSARY
scrawled (4:08:14 AM): SHE COMES BACK TO A WOMAN FOR THE CHEESY BISCUITS
scrawled (4:08:17 AM): AHAHAAHAH
scrawled (4:08:23 AM): "HOPE YOU LIKE BIG MACS"
celemna (4:08:28 AM): AHAHAHAAH
scrawled (4:08:34 AM): oh here we go
celemna (4:08:37 AM): :d
scrawled (4:08:44 AM): the music T_T
celemna (4:08:47 AM): T___T
celemna (4:08:52 AM): T____T
scrawled (4:08:55 AM): T______________T
celemna (4:08:58 AM): T_________________________T
scrawled (4:09:02 AM): ;~;
celemna (4:09:08 AM): baaaw
celemna (4:09:11 AM): nnoitra you asshole
scrawled (4:09:12 AM): i knowwwwww
celemna (4:09:23 AM): i almost forget you're so damaged rofl D:
scrawled (4:09:24 AM): the loooook on his faaaaace
scrawled (4:09:26 AM): D:
celemna (4:09:32 AM): THE LEG LOL
scrawled (4:09:36 AM): INORITE
celemna (4:09:40 AM): he is like super bendy
celemna (4:09:47 AM): i bet he took on rukia in the olympics
scrawled (4:09:53 AM): HE'S GOOD AT TWISTER
scrawled (4:09:55 AM): YESSSS
celemna (4:09:58 AM): AAHAHAH
scrawled (4:10:05 AM): took home the gold for hueco mundo
celemna (4:10:08 AM): ICHIGO IS STILL FAIL EVEN IF HE GETS HEARTWARMING SPEECHES
scrawled (4:10:13 AM): I KNOW
scrawled (4:10:18 AM): HE NEEDS TO TAKE HERO LESSONS FROM CHAD
celemna (4:10:21 AM): LMAO
scrawled (4:10:27 AM): IN CLASSES SUCH AS TOUGH TALKING AND MANLY STANCES
celemna (4:10:38 AM): t___t shiniGAMI
scrawled (4:10:41 AM): lol kick
scrawled (4:10:42 AM): XDDDD
celemna (4:10:43 AM): oriGAMI
scrawled (4:10:47 AM): ITSUGGGGO
celemna (4:10:51 AM): toonAMI
scrawled (4:10:54 AM): AHAHHAHAHAH
scrawled (4:11:03 AM): her little look
celemna (4:11:05 AM): T_T
celemna (4:11:11 AM): and nnoitra is all
celemna (4:11:19 AM): ....T_T wtf you bitch start remembering
scrawled (4:11:34 AM): I'MMA MAKE YOU REMEMBER
celemna (4:11:42 AM): >:3 with good ol fashion smexy
scrawled (4:11:45 AM): >3
scrawled (4:12:05 AM): I know that panel
scrawled (4:12:06 AM): XDDD
celemna (4:12:10 AM): I KNOW THEM ALL
celemna (4:12:14 AM): I REMEMBER THEM WELL
celemna (4:12:25 AM): I AM A FAG WHO READ IT 5438 TIMES
scrawled (4:12:30 AM): SAME
scrawled (4:12:32 AM): T____T
scrawled (4:12:40 AM): SMACKING DAT ICHI
celemna (4:12:41 AM): ichigo you douchebag
celemna (4:12:53 AM): i like nnoitra better im taking his side
scrawled (4:13:04 AM): AHAHAHAAH
celemna (4:13:07 AM): :)
scrawled (4:13:11 AM): me too lmao
scrawled (4:13:32 AM): damn he is kicking the shit out ichigo's ass
celemna (4:13:38 AM): tesla is like LETS GO CAMPING ORIHIME
scrawled (4:13:42 AM): AHAHAHH
celemna (4:13:44 AM): I HAD A GREAT TIME WITH YOU
scrawled (4:13:49 AM): Tesla is like, "I'm fapping to this later"
scrawled (4:13:52 AM): XDDD
celemna (4:13:55 AM): ROFL
celemna (4:14:02 AM): NNOITRA YOU CRAZY BASTARD
celemna (4:14:04 AM): I LOVE YOU
scrawled (4:14:15 AM): NNOITRA IS LIKE DIE ALREADY SHIT ARE YOU A COCKROACH
scrawled (4:14:24 AM): USE THE CHAIR
celemna (4:14:28 AM): OH SHIT
celemna (4:14:29 AM): HERE IT COMES
celemna (4:14:31 AM): HERE IT COMES
scrawled (4:14:31 AM): YES
scrawled (4:14:33 AM): AHAHASJJDKDKLFFL:
celemna (4:14:36 AM): KGKHDKLJFGHFH
scrawled (4:14:40 AM): ow T_T
celemna (4:14:45 AM): OH SHIT that sounds painful
celemna (4:14:54 AM): NEEEELLL
scrawled (4:14:54 AM): :O
scrawled (4:14:55 AM): :O
scrawled (4:14:58 AM): poor bb
celemna (4:14:58 AM): :O
scrawled (4:15:04 AM): HIS LOOK
celemna (4:15:05 AM): YES
scrawled (4:15:10 AM): FUX YES
celemna (4:15:13 AM): OH GOD
scrawled (4:15:17 AM): FUCK
celemna (4:15:19 AM): FDAMN
celemna (4:15:22 AM): FUCK YOU COMMERCIALS
celemna (4:15:27 AM): YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN IN AMERICA
scrawled (4:15:31 AM): I KNOW >:[
celemna (4:15:39 AM): AT LEAST IN AMERICA THEYD SHOW US NELL
scrawled (4:15:46 AM): LUCKILY THEY AREN'T AS LONG AS IN AMERICA
celemna (4:15:51 AM): SO WED BE TRIPPING MAJOR BALLS BY THE TIME THE COMMERCIALS WERE BACK
scrawled (4:15:56 AM): I KNOW
celemna (4:16:05 AM): MMM HOT
celemna (4:16:12 AM): when i went to bed i put it on this channel
celemna (4:16:16 AM): i think that a soap opera was on
scrawled (4:16:20 AM): XDDDD
celemna (4:16:24 AM): this naruto commercial is so gay but i fap to it.
scrawled (4:16:28 AM): AHAHAHAH
scrawled (4:16:36 AM): ENOUGH BRING US THE GOODS
celemna (4:16:38 AM): oh god
celemna (4:16:40 AM): LET
celemna (4:16:43 AM): DBZ DIE
scrawled (4:16:47 AM): :D
celemna (4:16:48 AM): ytesss
scrawled (4:16:48 AM): D:
celemna (4:16:51 AM): dammit
celemna (4:16:55 AM): dondochokkkaaaa
scrawled (4:17:12 AM): oh snap
scrawled (4:17:14 AM): oh snap
celemna (4:17:16 AM): snaaaap
celemna (4:17:17 AM): snaaaap
celemna (4:17:24 AM): oh god
scrawled (4:17:26 AM): the music this
celemna (4:17:27 AM): i am so happy right noiw
scrawled (4:17:27 AM): is is
celemna (4:17:29 AM): dude
celemna (4:17:30 AM): its so
scrawled (4:17:30 AM): everything
scrawled (4:17:31 AM): ever
scrawled (4:17:31 AM): wanted
scrawled (4:17:34 AM): SAME
celemna (4:17:34 AM): awesome
scrawled (4:17:42 AM): FUCKING SHE'S GORGOEUS
celemna (4:17:45 AM): YESSSS
scrawled (4:17:46 AM): TESLA'S LOOK
scrawled (4:18:07 AM): SHE'S FAST
celemna (4:18:09 AM): MMMM
scrawled (4:18:11 AM): aaskkdflf so so sos pretttty
celemna (4:18:20 AM): AND SHES LOOING AT NNOITRA. AND NOW GAY ICHIGO
celemna (4:18:29 AM): very light BUT I WILL ACCEPT IT
scrawled (4:18:36 AM): YEAH
celemna (4:18:42 AM): MMMVOICE
celemna (4:18:49 AM): I AM READY FOR NELL NNOI TENTION NOW
celemna (4:18:50 AM): FFF
celemna (4:18:54 AM): YESS
celemna (4:18:57 AM): THE THREEEE
scrawled (4:19:00 AM): I love that panel of her looking down in the manga and they animated it perfectly
scrawled (4:19:02 AM): :OOOOO
scrawled (4:19:11 AM): OH SHIT
celemna (4:19:14 AM): OH SHIT
scrawled (4:19:21 AM): Ajajkskdflglg
celemna (4:19:28 AM): OH YES
celemna (4:19:36 AM): FEEL THE BURN OF YOUR SEXUAL TENSION AGES PAST
scrawled (4:19:40 AM): AAKSDLDLGFL;G
scrawled (4:19:42 AM): THIS IS SO HOT
scrawled (4:19:44 AM): OH MY JESUS
celemna (4:19:55 AM): IT IS
celemna (4:19:56 AM): REALLY
celemna (4:20:04 AM): LOL NNOITRA
scrawled (4:20:04 AM): NNOITRA'S LOOK
celemna (4:20:06 AM): AND TESLA IS LIE
celemna (4:20:07 AM): NOOO
scrawled (4:20:09 AM): TESLA'S LOOK
scrawled (4:20:18 AM): EVERYONE IS LIKE SHOCKED
celemna (4:20:23 AM): THEY ARE
celemna (4:20:25 AM): AND NELL
celemna (4:20:27 AM): IS SUPER HOT
scrawled (4:20:30 AM): SHE IS
scrawled (4:20:39 AM): it's like brb I need this hand T_T
scrawled (4:20:43 AM): HIS YELLING
celemna (4:20:48 AM): LOL YAY FILLER SHIT FOR THEIR FIGHT
scrawled (4:20:48 AM): :OOOOOOOOOOOOO
scrawled (4:20:55 AM): HIS FUCKING FACE
celemna (4:20:57 AM): OH GOD YES FILLER FOR THE FIGHT YES MORE NNOINEL ACTION
scrawled (4:20:58 AM): TESLA
celemna (4:20:59 AM): ITS LIKE
celemna (4:21:00 AM): NOOOO
celemna (4:21:03 AM): AND TESLA IS LIE
celemna (4:21:09 AM): FUCK IM NOT GONNA GET ANY
celemna (4:21:12 AM): YES
scrawled (4:21:13 AM): AHAHAAHAH
celemna (4:21:19 AM): DOUBLE CERO
scrawled (4:21:25 AM): I LOVE THIS
celemna (4:21:27 AM): ME TOO
celemna (4:21:28 AM): FFFF
scrawled (4:21:32 AM): god i am like
scrawled (4:21:33 AM): asjdkfkflg;h
celemna (4:21:37 AM): HDKGHFDK'
celemna (4:21:42 AM): OH GOD
celemna (4:21:43 AM): THAT WAS HOT
scrawled (4:21:45 AM): YES
celemna (4:21:50 AM): FFFF
scrawled (4:21:50 AM): COCK GOES WHERE
celemna (4:21:55 AM): LAAWL
scrawled (4:22:13 AM): GET UR FACE OFF MY SCREEN RENJI
scrawled (4:22:17 AM): YAY IT WORKED
celemna (4:22:17 AM): SRSLY
celemna (4:22:20 AM): PUT NELLS TITS ON IT
celemna (4:22:22 AM): HEY
celemna (4:22:25 AM): IT REALLY DOES WORM
scrawled (4:22:27 AM): ICHIGO'S FACE
celemna (4:22:27 AM): K
scrawled (4:22:32 AM): KASSKDDFL TESLA'S LOOK
celemna (4:22:33 AM): AWW TESLA
scrawled (4:22:33 AM): ASDKDLFGL;
scrawled (4:22:34 AM): TESLA
scrawled (4:22:37 AM): HE'S ALL o.O
celemna (4:22:38 AM): ...nells boobs even look bigger animated
celemna (4:22:42 AM): I AM TURNED ON BY THIS.
scrawled (4:22:42 AM): I KNOW
scrawled (4:22:46 AM): me too >_>
celemna (4:22:48 AM): <<
celemna (4:22:59 AM): itsyygo
scrawled (4:23:08 AM): SHE'S SO CUTE T_T
celemna (4:23:12 AM): she is!!!
scrawled (4:23:15 AM): all excited XDD
celemna (4:23:19 AM): lmaaaao
scrawled (4:23:23 AM): THEM TITTIES
celemna (4:23:34 AM): LAWL YES
scrawled (4:23:35 AM): MY FAVORITE PART
scrawled (4:23:37 AM): EVER
celemna (4:23:39 AM): MINE TOO
scrawled (4:23:44 AM): OF TESLA FLYING IN THE AIR SHIT YES
celemna (4:23:45 AM): NNOINELLTESLA IS TENSE HERE
scrawled (4:24:07 AM): ajskdkdkfglglglgh not enough keymash
celemna (4:24:09 AM): GOD HE IS SO HOT HERE
celemna (4:24:10 AM): HFGJFD
celemna (4:24:11 AM): SD
celemna (4:24:12 AM): DFH
celemna (4:24:13 AM): FG
scrawled (4:24:13 AM): I KNOWWWWWWWWW
celemna (4:24:15 AM): DF
celemna (4:24:16 AM): SDF
scrawled (4:24:16 AM): ARMS
celemna (4:24:18 AM): DFF
scrawled (4:24:18 AM): ARMSSSSS
celemna (4:24:20 AM): DG
scrawled (4:24:20 AM): narrrm
celemna (4:24:26 AM): YESSS
scrawled (4:24:50 AM): :o
celemna (4:24:51 AM): HER DEEP VOICE
celemna (4:24:52 AM): IT IS SEXY
scrawled (4:24:55 AM): I KNOW
scrawled (4:25:07 AM): AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
celemna (4:25:11 AM): t_t I WANT MOOOOORE
scrawled (4:25:14 AM): SAME
celemna (4:25:14 AM): I WANT SOME MOOOOOOOOOORE
scrawled (4:25:16 AM): ASJDKDKFGLGLH
celemna (4:25:18 AM): I DONT CARE ABOUT ICHIRUKI CMS

scrawled (4:25:19 AM): AAAAAAAAAAH
celemna (4:25:25 AM): I WANT SOME MORE NNNOOOINEEEEEL
scrawled (4:25:29 AM): SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME
scrawled (4:25:35 AM): ASJDJFKFKGL MY NNOINELL METER IS ON 11
celemna (4:25:37 AM): WHY CANT NELLS PAST BE NEXT WEEK t_t
scrawled (4:25:41 AM): IT GOES TO 10
celemna (4:25:42 AM): GOD IM GOING TO HAVE TO LIKE
celemna (4:25:43 AM): FANFIC
scrawled (4:25:48 AM): BUT I INSTALLED IT TO GO TO 11 FOR THIS
scrawled (4:25:51 AM): I KNOW I KNOW
celemna (4:25:58 AM): GOD t_t
scrawled (4:26:00 AM): seeing it animated is like
celemna (4:26:05 AM): ITS ORGASMIC?
scrawled (4:26:06 AM): orgasmic
scrawled (4:26:10 AM): OMG
scrawled (4:26:12 AM): JINX
celemna (4:26:12 AM): lmsaooo
celemna (4:26:29 AM): MATSUMOTOS ENDING TITS DONT COMPARE TO NELLS FABULOUS TITS
scrawled (4:26:32 AM): OOOH WE STILL HAVE THE PREVIEW
celemna (4:26:36 AM): YES
celemna (4:26:38 AM): YES WE DO
celemna (4:26:54 AM): BUT WE'LL PROBABLY GET SZAYELD SINCE NEXT WEEK IS THE PUPPET SHIT
scrawled (4:26:58 AM): I KNOW :/
celemna (4:27:08 AM): I DONT CARE ABOUT PUPPETS
scrawled (4:27:09 AM): BUT I LOVE THE PUPPETS SO I WON'T MIND SO MUCH CAUSE THAT PART IS GREAT
celemna (4:27:11 AM): I WANT SOME SEXUAL TENSION
celemna (4:27:16 AM): I WANT TO NOT BE A CRACK SHIPPER
scrawled (4:27:26 AM): SAME BUT IT'S THE ONLY BIT OF THE SZAYEL FIGHT THAT MAKES ME LOL
celemna (4:27:27 AM): I WANT FANDOM TOG O "OH I KNOW WHY SHE SHIPS THAT ITS FUCKING HOT"
celemna (4:27:32 AM): DUDE ITS HILARIOUS
scrawled (4:27:33 AM): EXACTLY
celemna (4:27:37 AM): BUT NOT PLACED AT THE RIGHT TIME
celemna (4:27:43 AM): RENJI
celemna (4:27:44 AM): FUC YOU
scrawled (4:27:48 AM): fuck renji
celemna (4:27:49 AM): I WANTED TO BE SZAYELED
celemna (4:27:51 AM): NOT RENJID
scrawled (4:27:59 AM): but omg
scrawled (4:28:02 AM): yes
celemna (4:28:04 AM): brb dying
scrawled (4:28:10 AM): yes this was worth staying up all night T_T
celemna (4:28:15 AM): WORTH IT ALL
scrawled (4:28:31 AM): oh look something for the byakuya/yachiru shippers
celemna (4:28:37 AM): I am sad though because this part makes me feel bad for shipping it
celemna (4:28:39 AM): LNAI
celemna (4:28:41 AM): LMAO
scrawled (4:28:46 AM): this commercial .....
scrawled (4:28:48 AM): but anyway!
scrawled (4:28:49 AM): ASKLF
scrawled (4:28:50 AM): AJKDKFLLGLGG
scrawled (4:28:53 AM): NEED RAW NOW
scrawled (4:28:55 AM): NOWWWWWW
celemna (4:28:57 AM): need T_T
scrawled (4:29:08 AM): I want like 80 icons of Tesla now
celemna (4:29:28 AM): me too!
celemna (4:29:33 AM): and THEN ONE OF NELLS BOOBS
scrawled (4:29:41 AM): yes
scrawled (4:29:43 AM): DEM EPIC TITS
celemna (4:29:49 AM): AND THEN HER FACE
celemna (4:29:53 AM): FOR CONSISTENCY
scrawled (4:30:00 AM): I AM MAKING ONE OF HER FACE THE ONLY CAP I GOT
celemna (4:30:09 AM): AND THEN ONE OF NNOITRA EDITED TO LOOK LIKE HE'S LOOKING AT HER TITS. BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING HARDCORE SHIPPER
scrawled (4:30:30 AM): oh man the animation wasn't BAD AT ALL. and Nel looked gorgeous so I am pleased with that
scrawled (4:30:32 AM): LOL YESSS
celemna (4:31:33 AM): well
celemna (4:31:39 AM): it wasnt that great at some points during the fight
scrawled (4:31:58 AM): i know but at least Nel wasn't quality which I worried about
celemna (4:32:01 AM): like when she cut him and then floated in airand they combined two panels
celemna (4:32:14 AM): but other than that?
celemna (4:32:16 AM): NOTHING AS BAD AS
celemna (4:32:21 AM): NNOITRA AT THE ESPADA TABLE
celemna (4:32:25 AM): WHERE HE LOOKED LIKE A NEWT
scrawled (4:32:28 AM): ahaahahahhaahahahah
scrawled (4:32:37 AM): OH MAN I MEANT TO CAPS THAT
celemna (4:32:38 AM): remember? after the first scene he's shown in one shot
scrawled (4:32:40 AM): AND IT LOOKED WEIRD
scrawled (4:32:41 AM): yes T_T
celemna (4:32:47 AM): IT'S LIKE HE'S THE GEICO GECKO
scrawled (4:32:51 AM): AHAAHAHAHAHAH
scrawled (4:33:05 AM): Nnoitra can save you ton on car insurance
celemna (4:33:24 AM): Just go to Geico.com!

you guys. you guys