Now hiring beta worker - full time

I have this -- curse -- that apparently prevents me from finding a good beta. I shouldn't say good, since I'm fairly certain the past betas I've tried to coerce into beta'ing my fic were good in their own right, certainly better than I could ever hope to be - but rather, a hard time finding one who would actually stick around after that first fic. Of course they have a life and all, but. It's still nice to have someone online who's a friend who could possibly help beta something, and not have to go through anonymous people on lists for help. There would be a lot less restraint on both ends, and thus a better story to come out of it.

And now there's this whole Linkin Park slash fic (featuring Nsync, nonetheless), which I know a lot of you reading this right now are all 'wha-fuck?' - but, it's inevitable that I'll need someone to beta it when it's finished. Which might take a while.

So I guess what I'm saying is: Could someone hold my hand through this?