Boondock Saints fic help

Holy crap. I am 86 words over the 1,000 limit for picfor1000 and I can't. Edit. Anymore. Out.

Someone please - anyone willing to beta? Tell me what else I can cut out, what words, etc etc.?!!?

My AIM name is: plasticine23

It's 11:40 but my god, I am going to try like hell to meet the deadline.