spam (lifted from friends list)
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Savage Garden
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Due South
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Big Wolf On Campus
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: U2
The steady: (currently)Smallville
The alluring strangers whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: La Femme Nikita
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Invader Zim
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?: SG-1
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Harry Potter
Personal additions:
The one that you saw on and off for long period of time, but have since stopped talking, although you still run into eachother once in a while and buy eachother drinks: Lord of the Rings
The one whom you wish you could shag, but haven't had a chance yet: Fastlane
The one you had an intense relationship with for a long time, but now only admire from afar: Nsync
The one whom you would love to see again after a short fling, if only you could track down their number: Linkin Park
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Yes, I know, I'm so ashamed of my cornucopia of geekdom.
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Due South
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Big Wolf On Campus
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: U2
The steady: (currently)Smallville
The alluring strangers whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: La Femme Nikita
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Invader Zim
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?: SG-1
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Harry Potter
Personal additions:
The one that you saw on and off for long period of time, but have since stopped talking, although you still run into eachother once in a while and buy eachother drinks: Lord of the Rings
The one whom you wish you could shag, but haven't had a chance yet: Fastlane
The one you had an intense relationship with for a long time, but now only admire from afar: Nsync
The one whom you would love to see again after a short fling, if only you could track down their number: Linkin Park
..........
Yes, I know, I'm so ashamed of my cornucopia of geekdom.