beating my head against the desk

So I can never use the word Valhalla seriously without cracking up because my boyfriend and his idiot friends have ruined it for me. I can't write it in a sentence without thinking that it's a ridiculous sentence. I saw the word used on someone's lj and it reminded me of this. Yes, I am random.

Does anyone want me to write them a short little fic? Give me any pairing and a fandom I'm familiar with (SV, Boondock Saints, Constantine, XF, BoB) and I'll write it for you! Suggest words, ideas, give me a starting sentence. You can even suggest an original story, just give me something to start from like an idea, a sentence...I don't care! I haven't written in so long I'm desperate. =(