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Family business

My mother and I just had the homosexual talk over dinner.


Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on the television in the background

Me: "Hey, they just showed an Orbitz commercial for gay-friendly travelling."

Mom: "A gay commercial? What? Why are you interested in that, anyway?"

Me: *Eye-roll.* "What are you saying? You have something against homosexuals?"

Mom: "I just think it's unnatural. I know ever since you were little you were into the whole being-yourself and being eccentric and different scene. No wonder you're always defending homosexuals."

Me: "They're just like you and me, and it's not unnatural. What's unnatural is denying who you are."

Mom: "God doesn't make people gay. Gays can't have children, and they have intercourse in the most foul way. From behind. It's unnatural."

Me: "You don't understand. Times have changed. You're way of thinking will never be the same as mine. That's why parents don't understand their kids. I have gay friends, and I love them."

Mom: "I don't want you to go hanging around with that kind of a crowd. They're not right in the head."

Me: "They're perfectly sane!"

Mom: "It's wrong. That's why homosexuals get AIDS."

Me: "Men, women, and children in Africa are dying from AIDS every day. What about them? Surely they can't all have AIDS because they're homosexuals."

Mom: "Well, it's the gay men who sleep with other men and then go back to their wives and give them the disease."

Me: "That's ridiculous."

Mom: "It's true. I just don't want you to be messing up your life and disregarding your studies to chase after this gay lifestyle."

Me: "I'm not gay, mom."

Mom: "I mean, hanging out with people who are."

Me: *walks away*

... I know my mother will never understand, not fully, at least. Her way of thinking is different than mine. I realize that. But it's still frustrating as hell. I still love her, she just drives me mad sometimes. Imagine what she'd say if she found out I read and write gay fiction.