I think I'm dying

No, I really mean it. God, I think my insides are bleeding or something. My cycle is definitely screwed up (I'll spare you and won't go into details), and I've been living on cereal, rice, and cardboard bread for the last week or so. This sucks. Sorry God, or whatever higher power is up there, for every sin I've committed.

Though I'd sooner take my own life than die of something fate has in store for me. I'd rather go suicidal than be at the mercy of my dying body. Fuckers.