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MBLAQ Pimp Post

2010-02-01T17:48:35Z

I love having excuses to write pimp posts :D
This time it's anthy1306 fault, who told me I should write more about korean idols. And since I am docile towards unnie, I happily comply ㅋㅋ

This time it's all about MBLAQ.

STOP.
I get the feeling you guys are not too impressed by their looks? Hold on. Click the cut. Trust me, you want to. I was a non-believer at first too. Thank god my girlfriend kept nagging and nagging and forced me to watch stuff so I ended up falling for their endless dorkyness.

The boring facts, curtsy to wikipedia

MBLAQ, (엠블랙) an acronym for Music Boys Live in Absolute Quality) is a South Korean quintet boy band created by Korean pop R&B singer Rain under his label J.Tune Entertainment. The group debuted in October 9, 2009 at Rain's "Legend of Rainism"
concert. On October 14, 2009 the group released their debut single album, "Just BLAQ", which topped various on-line and off-line music charts in South Korea. On November 30.

First you should watch them perform their debut single. It's called Oh Yeah. Jep, you heard me. OH YEAH! It has Seunghos acrobatics and Joons shirt-lifting goodness!

The members

Seungho (승호)

Full Name: Yang Seungho (양승호)
Birth: 16.10.1987, Seoul
Body: 176 cm / 60kg
Education: Se Jong University Film Arts, Temporary leave
Specialties: Gymnastics, dancing, piano, card tricks
Position: Leader

This is fail!leader. Say hi!
Seungho is hardcore and a bit abusive. But it's abusive dongsaeng love, so it's perfectly fine. He tries hard (and fails hard) at putting his boys in line and not let their hilarity distract him - but it just doesn't work. Sometimes you can tell his mind goes something like Back at the dorm I'll beat them to death, awww, just look at Cheondongs adorable kiddo smile, they need to stay out of my life, it's too stressful and did Cheolyong just smile at me oh my god.
HIS LIFE, IT MUST BE SO HARD.

Jep, thats Seungho cutting Joon's shirt. You'll get used to weird things like this if you are into MBLAQ.

Seungho can do no-handed front flips, card tricks (which he likes to practise in front of a giant teddy bear) and he plays the piano as if Mozart himself taught him. His and Joons chemistry is pretty much off the charts, but he has chemistry with everyone in the group. Heck, he'd have chemistry with a friggin lamp post!

Seunghos lips are all in your face.

They are like the baby of Angelina Jolies lips.

He licks them a lot too. ~~So would my girlfriend.~~

G.O

Full Name: Jung Byunghee (정병희)
Birth: 06.11.1987, Chang Won
Body: 177cm / 64kg
Education: International Digital University – Leisure Sports, Attending
Specialties: Singing, dancing
Position: Lead Vocal

What shall I say about G.O? He is more laid back and mature than the rest of the group, which is kind of hard when there is Cheundong, but he manages. I swear I do not ignore him because he has a stache. It looks hideous in my humble opinion, yes, but really he just kind of there. He sings really good though :3

This clip has G.O singing, Seungho playing the piano AND lip licking. Does it get any better than that?

Lee Joon (이준)

Full Name: Lee Changsun (이창선)
Birth: 07.02.1988, Seoul
Body: 180cm / 63kg
Education: Kyung Hee Cyber University – Faculty of Information and Communication Technology, Attending
Specialties: Modern dancing, ballet, acting
Position: Vocal, Lead Dancer

THIS IS THE FACE OF A GOD WHO IS WOOED BY ALL WOMAN ON THIS PLANET.
This is a fan taken photo. No photoshop. This man was carved into flesh and bone by divine hand!

I am a huge fan of his bone structure too.

His smile is an instant panty remover.

Oh Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh yeah, I'm feelin' good :D

Oh yes.

Joon refers to himself as chic. Don't be fooled! He is not classy at all, he frequently fails at stuff (except at looking pretty damn hot). Even ballet. Which he studied since elementary school. He is also pretty hilarious, especially in combination with Seungho and/or Cheolyong.

Joon is good looking, Cheolyong is a loon. Joon likes to pretend he is chic and cool, Cheolyong has no morals whatsoever and spends not a single thought on his reputation. Do you smell romance? GOOD NOSE!

He also acted in Rains movie Ninja Assassin. My heart weeps, his head is shaved. But he is blindfolded. REJOICE.

and...

I...

...
where was I?

Cheondong / Thunder (천둥)

Full Name: Park Sanghyun (박상현)
Birth: 07.10.1990
Body: 181cm / 56kg
Education: PPCHA
Specialties: Dancing, rapping, singing, English, Filipino
Position: Rapper

I can see you all going KYAA~, the magnae is so adorable! Stop. Stop now. Cheundong is not magnae, despite his baby face. He acts like the magnae too. He is shy, cute, rather silent and sports a perfect pouty face.

Try to resist this face. Fail. Try harder. Fail again.

Even this QT can work his body. That's korean entertainment, guys. They look like they are barely out of diapers and then they to a headspin and a baby-freeze.

He is the younger brother of 2ne1 member Dara.

He is also tiny. Awww.

KITTENS. Did I say AWWWW yet?

Mir (미르)

Full Name: Bang Cheolyong (방철용)
Birth: 10.03.1991, Jang Seong
Body: 178cm / 60kg
Education: Kyung Hee Cyber University – Faculty of Information and Communication Technology, Attending
Position: Lead Rapper

I have no clue whats going on in Cheolyongs mind. Nobody ever will. He is just so weird and completely trapped in his own world. Chances are he'll just randomly dance of in the background at variety shows while important stuff happens in front. Or he tries to eat his microphone.

Or a rose.

Or... I've given up on trying to understand what he is doing all the time.

Cheolie, never change.

But the weirdness runs in the family.

This is Cheolyong with his sister, Go Eun Ah (birth name Bang Hyo Jin), who is just like him. Only female and older, but equally spazztastic.

When on stage, he changes °180. I kid you not. He turns into this sexy, serious rapper. Idk.

Cheolyong is also an uncle. The contents of your uterus might have changed upon looking at this picture of Mir and his nephew. It's true, I swear.

He is also 50% of the OTP, Joomir.

Go figure.

FIN

Biased yet?

SHINee Pimp Post

2009-02-07T19:58:41Z

This is partly because I promised a_brokenangel some SHINee pimpage and partly because my mind is corrupted with SHINee ever since their debut anyways.
These boys. They deserve a place in your heart.
This post will also kill my reputation as a semi sane person. SIGH. Fuck you too, law.

SHINee (샤이니) is a five-member boy band that ~~has pedo-bait written all over it~~ debuted under SM Entertainment's label in 2008 consisting of Onew, Jonghyun, Key, Minho and Taemin. They made their first performance on 25 May 2008 in SBS Inkigayo with the pedo hit of the year, 'Noona neo muh yebbeo seo (Replay)' or 'Noona, you're so pretty' (Replay), which calls out to all the noonas to just ignore their young age and drool all over them.
Only three months after their debut they have already won the Hot New Artist award in the MNet 20's Choice Awards. Up until today they won countless of other awards and now they share a good deal of the spotlight on korean music television.

The band

I don't mind if you decide that you don't like SHINee but if you say they are not talented, I might think you are blind and deaf. Let's just face it. There are idols out there who can't sing their way out of a paper bag but these guys, despite their young age, know what they are doing and they're damn fine. I have never seen them lip-sync during a performance so far.

They have gotten their own reality TV show called ShinEE Yunhanam where they went on dates with Noonas (an expression used by boys for older girls). The concept is basically just (did I say just? Let me rephrase, I mean it's spazztastic!) the members going on dates with a noona and at the end of each episode, the noona has to choose a member for another single date. Onew never got one, btw. All in all the members are all dorky and little kids and omgadatewitharealfemale.
Please watch this in your spare time. Or like, now. Abandon this post and come back after you're done watching Yunhanam.

The members

Onew ♥♥♥

* Nickname: Ondubu (a special kind of tofu he loves. He's also told his skin looks like Ondubu)
* Birth name: Lee Jinki (이진기)
* Birth date: December 14, 1989 (age 19)
* Position: Leader, Vocal
* ~~Jailbait~~

“Honestly, amongst all of the SHINee members, in the terms of looks, physique, expression…and everything is charismatic and the only phrase to describe the person is ‘near perfection’, that member is — ME!”

The Leader who commits the most mistakes during practices; the Leader who feels responsible for the group and solves problems, the Leader who will just zone out from time to time, the Leader who still stays strong despite swollen, red eyes under the glaring lights, the Leader who cries in the car secretly after getting injured. OMG, YOU INSANE BITCHES WHO DO NOT LOVE ONEW.

He's the master of epic fail. He falls down, he stumbles, he spills juice, burns things, he forgets his lines and messes up everything that can be messed up.
I call it mastery of fail, the SHINee members call it the Onew condtion.
Onew condition includes: turning all quiet suddenly, freezing the atmosphere with whatever he says; just sitting there in a daze; committing mistakes in most unlikely and unexpected situations; others are baffled and fascinated by it and made up an "Onew Condition Song" and they now sing it every time he's creating a muddle.
Key once told him "You can't not go NG, can you?"
Failing at everything includes failing at logic. You see, after he was told If you've got something heavy on your chest, your thoughts will become heavy too and you will experience illusions, he tried sleeping with a box on his chest, hoping he'd enter some illusion dream land. But nothing happened. OH ONEW.
He really suffers from the head in the clouds syndrome, (this is the reason why it's hard for me to believe he was second best student at his entire school!) will sink into a state of baffling nervousness whenever he does not know how to answer something.

"Our album will be released in May! ...It's already August now?! Oh then it should be September. I guess. Ah... No, no, it's august! End of august."

But, no, really, he's the right person for the job as leader. He thinks of himself as Taemins dad and is basically Keys hubby, he laughs away his own fail even if he's in pain so nobody will have to worry because of him, is very ambitious at attempting to be humorous, is always very enthusiastic about trying various methods to hype up the atmosphere behind the scenes and has the most adorable smile. Ever. The day he runs out of happy is the end of the world.

And he has the most awesome singing voice. Yes, I like his voice better than Jonghyuns. GASP.

Jonghyun

* Nickname: Bling Bling
* Birth name: Kim Jonghyun (김종현)
* Birth date: April 8, 1990 (age 18)
* Position: Lead Vocal
* ~~Jailbait~~

"Bling Bling Jonghyun", does it sound weird to you? He uses it all the time, be it during messaging or talking, he uses it. Because he loves R&B and Hip-hop ~~too much~~, he wishes that he can shine (blingbling) forever.
Now imagine a big chunk of Whitney Houstons voice and a spoonful of Michael Jacksons singing technique mixed together in a non gay and awesome kind of way. This is what Jonghyun sounds like. Only in korean. And better. He effortlessly brings me eargasms although he likes to say that in terms of vocals he still has a long way to go. You better don't believe a word he's saying because it's all lies. He is imho, one of the best singers ~~in ShinEE~~ ~~in SMTown~~ in korea. Judge yourself.
Want more of Jonghyun singing? Here you go. He sounds his bestwhen he sings duets with Onew.

He likes to refer to himself as a rebel and troublemaker but honestly? He calls it being rebellious, I call it puberty.

Key

* Nickname: Almighty Key
* Birth name: Kim Kibum (김기범)
* Birth date: September 23, 1991 (age 17)
* Position: Vocal, Rap, Dance
* ~~Jailbait~~

Key! Almighty because, you see, he's a "triple-threat", he is gifted with amazing skills in singing, rapping, & dancing. He is the most loud and random person in the band and you have NO IDEA how awesome he is.

Key is ~~a brat~~ the mother hen. You'll hear him being called Key umma (korean term for mother) a lot. It's in his nature to care for people. He irons SHINees clothes, get's up early, makes breakfast (although he is too retarded to wash rice XD) and sends Taemin off to school, ohmygodtheirloveissopure. Key says he feels void when one of the members isn't around ♥!

Taemin made him a tin foil microphone and he always uses it AND GET'S ALL SHY AND LOOSES CONFIDENCE WHEN IT'S TAKEN FROM HIM. Another thing he aways carries around is his polaroid camera. The photos taken with this have disney princesses on the frame. Asfhiosvhno, this is so cute, rainbows should be shooting out of his butt <3 In fact he has this downright gay thing going on. This explains why he masters the S-line like a girl.

Key likes to nag. He nagged at Taemin, then his nagging extended to all of the members and now he'll just nag at whoever is around. But he does it with love and because he cares a whole freakin lot.

Minho

* Nickname: Flaming Charisma
* Birth name: Choi Minho(최민호)
* Birth date: December 9, 1991 (1991-12-09) (age 17)
* Position: Rap
* ~~Jailbait~~

“Hello everyone, I am SHINee’s Flaming Charisma Minho. I have to talk for more than a minute? What can I say? One minute is too long!”

Yeah, Minho, man of few words, got street casted (read: he was asked to audition because he's got the looks) and is the rapper of the band. Minho's got the voice and he tries to give an attitude to the camera, but sometimes he just kind of fails because in reality he is really soft-spoken and nice (iE he will talk more and feel less tense when a puppy is around. Like, omg, adorable y/y?), shy and aloof and has trouble connecting with people. He is the one that stands off to the side, quietly smiling or pulling a face, totally amused or shocked by the insanity that surrounds him. He is he master of the blank face (like -_-). This expression appears a lot.

He also wears pleather pants ~~hence the flaming title~~.

Taemin ♥

* Nickname: Spineless Maknae (OMG, LOL)
* Birth name: Lee Taemin (이태민)
* Birth date: July 18, 1993 (age 15)
* Position: Main Dancer, Sub-Vocal
* Ultimate Jailbait

THIS KID IS MY DOWNFALL.
Everybody loves naive little Taemin. Everybody. The noonas, the hyungs, TV hosts. Yes, he is only fifteen, why yes, I adore him and I'll totally go to hell for it. And so will you.Taemin makes the inner pedo in you come out. But he's totally aiming for this, that little devil! He likes to play and he plays a lot. A camera, a glance and ovaries go boom.

LOOK AT THIS, TURN 18 ALREADY, THE WORLD IS A CRUEL PLACE.

Key admitted on TV he has a weakness for Taemin and Jonghyung and Taemin sometimes share a bed, using each others arms as a pillow. It's just an affectionate thing. But, you know, my gift of foresight tells me that as they'll grow older, they'll develop a thing for skinship. Just let two, three years pass.

Taemin always get's what he wants, using his cuteness to cover the forceful way he's asking for things and pouts his way into the hearts of everyone. He get's attention poured upon and loved upon and he accepts it al with a shy, happy smile and tells people how he loves being called "Baby".
But don't think he's a spoiled because he's totally not. He spends every second studying and rushing his holiday assignments and preparing for exams. Such a good little boy I want to pet and adopt him TT__TT

His selling point is, beneath being the cute magnae, dance. Dude, how good is he at dancing, I mean, shit, seriously. This is the point where you mind should go "He’s 15, he’s 15, he’s 15, he’s 15!".
He started dancing in 3rd grade (*_*) and he likes to talk about dance, likes to be on stage dancing, he likes to demonstrate his poppin' skills on tv, he talks about how his favorite songs are the ones he can dance to, he loves dance a lot, dance is awesome, everyone should love dance, you get the idea. This is pure Taemin.

Music

Noona You're So Pretty
Their first single, their biggest hit, the pedo-bait song.

Love Like Oxygen
Everyone makes fun of how Jongyhun sings the first line, I love it.
This is the best PV for SHINee starters because they are basically colour coded XD
Jonghyun: Gold/Yellow
Onew: Green
Key: Pink (see, he even get's all the gay clothing!)
Minho: Blue
Taemin: Black + bonus!hat

A.Mi.Go.
Can you spell catchy? This song is stuck in your head till Armageddon.

Random clips

→ When the members (excluding Taemin who was a a date with noona for Yunhanam) go karaoke singing, it sounds like this.

→ So, SHINee try rhythmic gymnastics with a noona. This is what happens. Onew falls down 72946 times.

→ Here is a pre debut clip! They appeared at the SM Town Showcase and now if you'll please have a look at
Taemins and Keys mad dancing skills. The boy in the green striped shirt is Taemin, in case you haven't learned anything about Shinee until now. Oh, and this is BEFORE they got a proper hair cut, just saying.

→ They also sung Stand By Be for the Boys Over Flowers OST :3

The End

As in Fin. It's over. That's all folks. Annyeonghigaseyo. You can go now. Leave now and watch everything that has SHINee written on it ^___^

Super Junior Pimp Post

2008-11-22T20:04:58Z

As you can see I'm trying hard to ~~lure~~ ~~trap~~ ~~seduce~~ interest you all and draw you into my fandom, so give Super Junior a chance!
Come on Maria, you know you want to click the cut below |D

Usually people are shocked because Super Junior is a thirteen member group but really, once you get to know them you don't notice it's so much of them anymore.
Suju are versatile. They sing ballads, pop, pop rock, trot and they produce crack non stop, which is what made me stay. The crack and the enormous love the members are sharing.
They are very close, totally gay for each other and full of abusive, teasing love. They'd simply die without each other, trust me.

Leeteuk

This person is friggin Peter Pan. He is the leader, but doesn't act his age. At. All. Yes, Leeteuk is the oldest member, but he simply refuses to grow up and claims to have the heart of a middle school boy. For some gay watch his introduction dance, his girly hairpin collection which he uses both on- and offstage and laugh at the intimate relationship he has with his own hair.
Plus he has the most adorable laugh ever. I would marry this guy just to hear him laugh every day, I'm not kidding y'all.
Most of the time Leeteuk looks on indulgently as his boys get up to stupid things, but he isn't above joining in on the idiocy himself because he is the one who keeps the members all in line, kind of like a mother to Suju. When they're on tour he checks their hotel rooms at night, puts them to bed (usually with a goodnight kiss on the forehead, which only Sungmin approves) and in the morning he goes to wake them up.
He is very good friends with Eunhyuk, who wrote him a song for his 25th birthday. Teukie cried a bucket listening to it. Oh well, who'd not cry listening to those lyrics?

Today I call out Hyung's name once
Saying Happy Birthday
Even such simple words
Seem as if they were blocking my mouth
Getting them out is hard
These lyrics I carry in my heart and feelings
Come on~ blow the candles

It’s touching that you came down to this world
It’s an unexpected gift
Hyung’s our dignified leader
Angel (Special Day)
Teukie Teukie.. Eeteukie
Everlasting Friends are your wings
Kiss the Radio (Forever)
Happy Birthday To You

Eunhyuk

Hyukie is the lead rapper of Suju and one of my favorites ♥♥♥
Out of the four members well known for their dance skills, he is the most talented (followed by Donghae, Hang Gen and Shindong).
He co-hosts Kiss the Radio with Teukie where he unites forces with him and is random, hilarious and naughty. His best friends are Teukie and Sungmin.
Eunhyuk is terribly self conscious about his laugh because if he smiles, his gums show. That doesn't keep him from laughing 24/7 though, thank heavens ♥ He's just happy, cheerfull and never mean even if people make fun of his distinct body odor. All members kind of agreed that they can tell Hyukie is around just by his smell (Tests on their variety show Explorers Of The Human Body have proven they really can). He is terribly sensitive. He once started crying after he bought sweets but the members told him he couldn't have them.
On a radio show Super Junior once voted him the member who watches the most yadong (porn). After that aired, a newspaper stated that Super Juniors Eunhyuk is a porn maniac and he even recieved a call from his mother, who was shocked hearing her son seems to watch porn. Hyukie still declines that he does and always says he watches yagoo dongyoungsang ("baseball movies" = shortens down to yangdong as well).
Now have a random video of Suju trying laughing gas, because Hyukie is so adorable, getting addicted to the gas right away and laughing his butt off.

Sungmin

Min is the most adorable creature that has ever stepped on earth (Yeah! Take that Chinen Yuri, eat crap and die!). Everything Sungmin has is pink. Including wardrobe, pillow, bags and shoes are all pink and everyone is totally gay for him. Actually he shared his first kiss with Eunhyuk. No, seriously, in an episode of Explorers Of The Human Body the members had to pass oxygen under water from mouth to mouth and Sungmin did it with Hyukie, later on telling a radio host it was basically his first kiss.
When they released Don't Don, Sungmin shaved his hair on the left side and since that he claims he is cool on the left and cute on the right, he likes to eat pumpkin and give massages, is bendy as a rubber band, knows martial arts and is pretty darn good at it, which you'd never guess judging by his appearance.

Hangeng (or HanKyung)

The only chinese member in Super Junior. He auditioned in China and was chosen over 3000 contestants. For a reason, guys! He went to Beijing Dance Academy, so he knows ballet, and specializes in 56 chinese minority dances. Fifty-fucking-six. Obviously this makes him one of the best dancers in Suju.
He is very close with Heechul and they share a dorm where all the geih happens. No trust me, they are really close.
Gengs korean needs a little help, being from china and all. If he appears in variety shows, which doesn't happen all that much; because of his visa (he can only appear on KBS and SBS channels), Heechul is there to translate when Geng speaks jibberish. But oh well, sometimes he sounds as if he doesn't know chinese that much either XD Due to this language thing he is pretty slow on the uptake and spacy so he gets teased by the rest of the band a lot.
He's just so kind (he usually cooks for all the members and is famous for his bejing fried rice) that you just want to hug and protect him from the evils of ~~the world~~ Super Junior.

Heechul

Heechul is the princess of this group. To make sure everyone knows about this, he goes by the nickname Cinderella. I am telling you, this person is more gay than a rainbow. I say this with love. This diva a lot of fun to watch, especially when he is at odds with Anya, a student from Russia who came to live with them in their show Full House. Heechul hates Anya. Anya hates Heechul.
Heechul owns a cat named Heebum who was a gift from a fan. Heebum is the most obedient cat ever and sometimes I wonder how she survives having such a chaotic owner.
Heechul once was voted one of the most hated persons on korean television because he is bitchy and speaks whats on his mind. Who else but Heechul would admit on TV that during his first kiss, the girl stopped, laughed, and told him he sucks at kissing? Who else would tell a girl she looks like a poodle right to the face and play pranks on the others members nonstop? Sometimes he spouts off random english phrases which makes everyone go wtf and you really might think something in his head ain't just right because he is THAT straightforward. If Heechul is on a tv show, chances are the host will ask him to at least pretend to be sane.
He is convinced to be the most handsome out of Suju, though Kangin claimed the prettiest thing about Heechul are his nipples XD And because he is a narcist like that, he loves to take photos while he takes showers. Preferably next to naked Hankyung.

Donghae

Our little, sensitive pushover <3 He's a crybaby, soft-hearted and thinks a lot. He is so sensitive to his surroundings, that he will not be able to fall asleep if he is sleeping elsewhere other than home because he feels insecure. Donhae, ILUSM.
Being a daydreamer leaves him quite scatter brained. He often forgets his hat, cell phone or similar items. He would look high and low for his hat, when he's already wearing it. Once he was chatting with another member on the phone and said: 'I've forgotten my phone, I’m going to get it now.' Look how spaced out he is all the time xD But then again he has those sudden hyper moments and he ends up spanking Eunhyuk or stuff because he has a very intimate relationship with him. He is nicknamed Fishy, smiles 24/7 and is one of the dance talents of the group.

Kyuhyun

The 13th Member. The Magnae. The Miracle. The Voice. Many fans used to hate him because he was added to the band after they had debuted but in the end nobody could resist his charms because he really is a miracle.
Kyuhyun is well known for his addiction to games, especially Star Craft, which he'll play at night and curse so loud when he looses, that he wakes up other members. Hence the nickname Gamekyu.
On April 19th 2007 Super Junior where involved in a serious car accident. The driver had lost control of the vehicle and the van had flipped over on its right side. Kyuhyun sustained the worst injuries, fractured his hip, his lung collapsed due to his broken rips and he spend over two months in hospital and even more in rehab. His comeback was basically an unscheduled performance with a young voice talent from the Philippines, where he sang A whole new world with her. Later on the members said they felt like crying listening to this because they've seen that their baby is all healthy and back again. Oh my god, the amazing member love there is! TT_____TT

Kangin

Korea's self proclaimed #1 Handsome Guy Kangin!
Holy moly, he is one violent beast. He is the one who is there when Heechul fails in his duty to make snarky remarks, he's a bully to the square who pushes his Hyungs around and yells a lot. Watch him go berserk as the members do a water screen on him because he refuses to get up. When he is not spending his time being even more narcistic than Heechul, he makes fun of Hang Geng and his accent or waits for the perfect moment to pull Eunhyuks pants down. And there's a crapload of perfect moments you know XD But it's a sign of love, I swear. No miracle Eunhyuk doesn't trust him and doesn't want to be the Rose to Kangins Jack XD
Kangin actually starred in a gay mini drama that they wrote together with Eunhyuk and Donghae where he was in love with Leeteuk.

Siwon

The cool, handsome guy. The knight in shining armor and the perfect gentleman of the group. Siwon wants to be your bodyguard, and is the kind of guy that you want to bring home to your parents, obliging, sweet and more manly than the majority of all dudes in korea.
Still, he loves skinship, no joke... he hugs everyone that doesn't run fast enough xD Poor Siwon get's teased for his gestures a lot. If he speaks, he uses big gestures so you might think he works as an air traffic controller.
The most hilarious thing about him is how religious he is. He talks about jesus and god all the time and puts random psalms into the thank you section of CD booklets. He also tells the fellow members to believe and to go to church. I laugh at that a lot, actually.

Kibum

Kibum is everything but talkative. When he first appeared in a variety show he was so silent all the way through that everyone was amazed he could speak when he finally opened his mouth. You'll hear him say 'with a character like mine I can't answer this question' a lot.
Usually he just sits there with his shiny teeth and makes a face like he doesn't care at all.
He lived in Los Angeles, California where he attended his high school years at Santa Monica High School. and at the moment he is MIA.

Yesung

Kibum doesn't talk much, so Yesung must have thought he'll just talk for two. Everything he does is talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Once he get's going, and he's basically always going, it's hard to stop him. In an interview Yesungie went on and on, not letting the other members talk and the interview had to be cut because of him XD
In general he is known for fail. Massive fail. Epic fail. He is the Onew of Super Junior if that helps you understand how much he fails and I love him loads for it.
He's a cam- and attention-whore and all he wants is more screentime. Just because. He tries to get it showing off his infamous member impersonations, which are hilarious.

Shindong

The nutjob. When I first saw him I was like "They have a fat guy!" but don't be fooled by his appearance because this guy has the moves! Everything Shindong does is pretty hilarious and I laugh with him, not about him.

Ryeowook

Because he is more laid back than the rest, he doesn't stick out all that much. Maybe that is why, even though Kyuhyun is younger than him, Wookie is considered the Eternal Magnae. Ryeowook made his acting debut in the Super Junior film Attack on the Pin-Up Boys, a high-school comedy/mystery film, in which he plays the eccentric vice president of the student council. Ryeowook's acting gained positive feedback from critics and he was nominated Best Supporting Actor and Best Comedic Performance at the Korean Movie Awards.
He is one of SJ's most talented singers, kind hearted - he cooks for the members and get's angry when they a) tell them they have already eaten or b) cook on their own (he'll then yell at them why they didn't aks him to make some <3) - and cute ~~and Henrys lover~~.

Music

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Super Junior - Don't Don.
Now this is and always will be my favorite song. It's pretty bad-ass and has the most awesome electric violin solo ever. It's played by violin virtuoso Super Junior M member Henry Lau.

Super Juniors breakthrough single "U".
Basically the typical boyband tune.

Super Junior - Miracle.
Awww, their early days. Bonus hilarious dance break.

Super Junior - HaengBok.

Super Junior - Marry U.
Not a fan of ballads, but I just love the artsy video to death, so I had to include this.

Want downloadable media? Just ask me. I'm more than willing to help.

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And what do you do if you have that many members? Just ask Hello!Project - you create sub units!

Super Junior-K.R.Y.

Created in late 2006, K.R.Y. is a trio formed with Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, and Yesung.
The label grouped these three members together to perform to target the more mature audience. Being amongst the vocally most powerful members of Super Junior, K.R.Y. usually sing ballads.

K.R.Y - The one I love

Super Junior-Trot

Known as Super Junior-T. The group was found in 2007, consisting of Leeteuk, Heechul, Kangin, Shindong, Sungmin, and Eunhyuk. They specialize in ~~making Heechul cross-dress~~ singing trot, an old form of Korean pop music. It's basically just another word for crack, if you ask me XD

Super Junior performing Rokkugo live. Rokkugo was the number one best-selling single of 2007 according to the Music Industry of Korea.

Super Junior-M

Often referred to as SJ-M, this is the third official sub-unit and was established on April 2008. They are the first international music group in the Chinese music industry to have both korean and chinese members. Super Junior-M contains of Han Geng (the leader), Donghae, Siwon, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Henry and Zhou Mi. Henry and Zhou Mi are only active members in Super Junior M, though Henry had a guest appearance in Super Juniors PV Don't Don. (and then there was this huge controversy and a fan campaign called "Only 13" because Suju fans are pussys and they where majorly afraid Henry and Zhou Mi would enter the korean Super Junior. Oh my, fans. Stop taking the shit so serious.)

Super Junior M's chinese cover of Super Juniors single "U". Mhhhm, Henry <3

Super Junior-Happy

Established on June 2008. Super Junior-H contains Leeteuk (the leader), Yesung, Kangin, Shindong, Sungmin, and Eunhyuk. As their name suggests, they perform bubblegum pop songs. Do I need to mention they're my favorite subgroup?

Super Junior H's second single Pajama Party. Gotta love Eunhyuk for his shimmy!

Fin

Morning Musume PIMP POST

2007-12-20T14:34:07Z

It's all Julies fault that I made this. She was asking who Yoshizawa Hitomi was (because I mentioned Wao has the same hair as she right now) and I wanted to make a Yoshizawa love post but then I ended up making a whole Morning Musume love post <3
Maybe you don't care at all but at least I had fun making it.

That is the last Morning Musume constellation. The last, not the latest.
Hitomi Yoshizawa and Fujimoto Miki have graduated and two new members, Junjun and Linlin from China have joined. Buuuut, I liked it better wenn Yossui was the leader so there goes.

Then, the individual members:

Fujimoto Miki (Mikitty)
The Bitch

Mikitty was a sixth generation member of Morning Musume. She originally joined Hello! Project as a solo artist, discovered during the fourth generation auditions for Morning Musume in 2000. She was later added to the group along with the new sixth generation audition winners in 2003.
2006 Zunku (the guy that is behind Morning Musume) decided the sales where too low and created ~~the lesbians~~ GAM, a duo unit together with Matsura Aya. Are you sitting down? You'd better be, because they kissed in their second PV Melodies.

Pants all over the world tighten.
On May 25th, 2007, she did the most scandalous thing ever: she's been seeing dating a guy (Shouji Tomoharu, who is part of a comedy duo). Pants all over the world cry because the lesbian illusion of GAM is not real. As a result of the scandal (oh my gosh, the girl has a life! GET OVER IT!) Mikitty decides to quit Morning Musume but remains in H!P for solo projects.

Miki is famous for getting very angry when to focus is not on her. GAM DVDs are pure fun because you can watch her getting pissed. no, really. She hates not being the center of attention.
Miki is also a pervert and likes to groope fellow band members. ~~Much to my delight~~. WHAT?!
GAMs 2nd PV, Melodies. Somewhat.. softporn-ish.
Don't miss the classic.
Performance of Roman! My dear boy. Mikitty and all the others look adorable dressed up as guys *__* (That's a downloadable video. Go get it, girls!)

Niigaki Risa (Gaki-chan, Mame-chan)
The Baby

Niigaki was selected from Love Audition 21 to join Morning Musume as a fifth generation member on August 26, 2001, along with Takahashi Ai, Konno Asami, and Ogawa Makoto. She made her debut appearance on the single "Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~," and first appeared on the fourth studio album, 4th Ikimasshoi!.
Though not the youngest of the girls, Gaki is the total baby in the group. She always get's picked on because she happens not to be the smartest one, she is tiny, she is adorable and she respects her senpai. A lot.

Gaki-chan is even molested by fat wotas when she is in Spain.

Just ♥

Tanaka Reina (Reina, Tanakachi)
The Drama Queen

Reina is a sixth generation member of the Hello! Project group Morning Musume. She joined the group back in 2003 along with Fujimoto Miki, Kamei Eri and Michishige Sayumi.
She just loves to talk (her mother said she was born not from her belly, but from mouth) and has the image of a rebel because she speaks her mind and likes skulls and purple clothing.
Reina is completely addicted to meat. Her "Futarigoto" episodes show this very well. She said herself that one day, she almost cried in front of her steak, because she hadn't eaten any meat for days. Poor thing.
At a concert she wore a hoodie saying 07 on the back - in Japanese, 0 is 'rei', and 7 is 'nana' (yes, that was totally worth explaining)
An mp3 of Reina singing Memory! Seishun no Hikari.

Sayumi Michishige (Sayu, Sayumin, Shige-chan)
Ichiban Kawaii

Sayumin is a sixth generation member of the Hello! Project group Morning Musume.
She has the weakest vocals out of Morning Musume but she makes good with being the troupe cutie. I guess that is what made her quite narcistic. She even says her cuteness overwhelms her bad singing.

IIda Kaori: These two think of themselves as the cutest onces! Kamei and Michishige.
Interview guy: Is that so?
Sayumin: I think so.
Interview guy: You really think that about yourself?
Sayumin: Yes.

But hey, if I'd look like her I'd be an narcistic arse too.
Another thing mentionable is, ever since she joined 2002, she hasn't changed her hair in colour and cut.

Mitsui Aika (Aika-chan, Mittsi)
The Newbie

Aika-chan is an eighth generation member of Morning Musume and the only girl chosen in the Morning Musume Happy 8 Audition. Her first single with the group was Egao Yes Nude. Her debut was in the Hello! Project 2007 Winter ~Shuuketsu! 10th Anniversary~ tour.
Yossui kind of adopted her right after she joined. Poor kid get's picked on because of her distinctive chin but I love her to bits and I'm going to hell for it. Thumps up.

Kusumi Koharu (Koharu-chan, Koha)
A Pain in the Ass

Koharu was the only member chosen in the Morning Musume Audition 2005. She debuted on the single Iroppoi Jirettai, was first featured on the Rainbow 7 album, and her first Morning Musume concert was Morning Musume Concert Tour 2005 Natsu Aki "Baribari Kyoushitsu ~Koharuchan Irasshai!~".
Noone likes Koharu. I swear to god. Unfortunately, she drugged Zunku and made him write songs for her. She has four singles (Koi Kana, Balalaika, Happy and Chance) and two albums (Mitsuboshi and Kirarin Land) as well as two photobooks which are purchased only by wotas (old, male Momusu Fans).

Nobody in Morning Musume likes Koharu, so she hangs out with the kiddos from the Hello!Project
That is classic Koha right here!
Balaleika PV
Mai-chan from °C-ute was forced to duet with her, poor little girl.

Kamei Eri (Eririn, Kyamei, Kameko, Erippe)
The Overlooked One

Eririn is a sixth generation member of Morning Musume. She joined the group in 2003 along with Michishige Sayumi and Tanaka Reina.
She is the poor little girl that struggels most for attention. Noone ever seems to really notice her. I don't even know why she isn't given many solo lines because she has such a beautiful voice.
It took her a quite a lot time to grew to Momusu, she even thought about quiting.

"Even went I went into the dressing room, I couldn't manage to greet anyone properly. Even though I know I'd get scolded for talking too quietly, I still ended up using this quiet voice... I got angry with myself at times. Actually, I love the corners of rooms; it calms me down to nestle my head in the corner. I think those times as well I was trying to calm down my emotions because I had some presentation to give or something like that making me nervous. I wasn't conscious of it at the time, but according to my friends, I would bury my face in the corner and tap it against the wall. Creepy, huh?"

A clip from the Sexy 8 Beat concert in which she sings Dekiru Onna together with Yossi, Sayumin and Aika-chan.I will hate you forever if you don't download this. (No, seriously.)

Takahashi Ai (Lovely, Ai-chan Tettekette, Takitty)
The Takarazuka fan a.k.a the sophisticated one

Ai-chan was selected from Love Audition 21 to join Morning Musume as a fifth generation member on August 26, 2001, along with Konno Asami, Ogawa Makoto, and Niigaki Risa. Tsunku credited her exceptional singing ability as one of the reasons for choosing her. She debuted on the single "Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~," and she first appeared on the fourth studio album 4th Ikimasshoi!.
She used to have long pretty hair but 07 she decided to cut it and I cried a little.

She also loves Takarazuka and ballet and admited that she'd love to become a wonderful musumeyaku. ~~Troupe-traitor, she is!~~
In Ribbon no Kishi: The Musical, Morning Musume's summer musical for 2006, Takahashi played the lead role of Sapphire.
Being from Fukui, she has a funny accent and the members as well as the Utaban team doesn't get tired of mocking her about it because it comes out when she's surprised or shocked.

Hitomi Yoshizawa (Yossi,Yossui, Yot-chan)
The Leader

Yossi is my absolute favorite Momusu girl ever. She is, together with Takitty the oldest member and perceived as the tomboyish dyke of the group, due to her voice, manners and hobbies, though She can be a lady too ♥ ♥ ♥ (If you can't tell by that point, yes, I really do adore her)
Furthering this perception of her masculine side, Yoshizawa's first lead came in 2001 with the release of the single Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~, in which she played a dashing ~~otokoyaku~~ playboy character. This song was even performed with various members of the Takarazuka Revue.
Have the mp3.

She used to be very, very close with Makoto Ogawa who graduated in August 06 to study overseas. After Makochin had left, she found another sidekick within Mikitty.

She is outgoing and funny and hilarious and her english makes me cry of laughter
After graduating from Morning Musume, she joined the Ongaku Gatas.
The newest Ongaku Gatas single.
Right now, she looks like a perfect Takarasienne.

No?!

Yossi can carry a tune and she does it with intense-slash-sweaty looks and mmm. What was I saying? *___* (That's a video. Get it. NOW!)
Lyrics of Shabondama. I translated them as I work together with projecthello.com.
Yossuis last PV Kanashimi Twilight. The song pops my toaster and Yossi looks better than ever. I couldn't want more, could I?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Morning Musume! ♥

berrycherry @ 2005-11-18T16:45:00

2005-11-18T07:46:36Z

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