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Writer's Block: ONTD Games Giveaway

bergeronprocess — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:25:36 GMT

(I can't turn down a chance to get a great prize like an Amazon card!)

I've been a big Pokemon player since the very first generation--my first "console" was a teal Game Boy Color, my first game was Blue. But sometimes I don't like the whole "collect them all" aspect of things. I like to hone the strengths of a few standout Pokemon more than anything else, if that makes sense. I mean, I'll try to fill in the Pokedex as much as possible, but I tend to focus on a 'dream team' of only a few. So in that case, I'd probably be better off being friends with a gym leader.

As someone who tended to choose the fire starter Pokemon (except in White when I chose Oshawott instead), and someone who can appreciate an awesome hairdo, I think Flannery (Lavaridge Gym leader from Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald) would make a cool friend:

The NHL 36: Patrice Bergeron TV Screencap Picspam

bergeronprocess — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 03:53:08 GMT

Before the league put NHL 36: Patrice Bergeron on Youtube, I really wanted to take some photos of the beauty in it, so I aimed my camera at the TV and did it that way. I wish to share the fruits of my labor. Some of them are not perfect, angle- or context-wise, but you can still get the point of it through my effort. Plus there's commentary. YOU LIEK MAH COMMENTURRY. This post is public because I'm linking to it on tumblr. Enjoy!!

These first few photos I just forgot to try and crop out Obvious TV Border. They're from the intro to the game that followed and show the guys walking into the arena in New Jersey.

The way Tyler is looking at Brad...mmmmmmmhmmmmm.

HAHA YOUR FACE IS A PERFECT FACE, PATRICE. Look at his hat. I bet he's listening to some Kanye on the headphones.

"Hi, everyone, I'm flawless. My team and I are going to pwn you tonight."

I tried to get a photo of Tuukka but he would not stop moving and so the photo looks a bit bad.

LET'S START THE SHOW. This shows a lot of preview shots of things to come.

Oh god he looks so hot driving...

Beauts (I think that's Lucic, Marchand and Seidenberg in the background there)

Watching movies with Daniel Paille on the plane

Such a lovely face

He stretches before the game against Phoenix. Apparently he gave the cameras the slip to try and do this but they found him anyway. I'm glad they did. DAT BODY.

They put a camera in Patrice's stall. EXCUSE ME WHY IS THERE NO FOOTAGE OF HIM GETTING DRESSED? Like naked and stuff? *do the creep*

Meditating pregame

Waiting on the blue line during the national anthem with Brad Marchand, Tyler Seguin (next to each other OF COURSE), Dennis Seidenberg and Zdeno Chara

You need to stop it with your face. And that facial hair ugh Tyler seriously

OH GOD I LOVE YOU look at his lips though

His big-ass bag

Heading to Phoenix. I'VE BEEN THERE asakdajslfkalfkkasfjla I miss it so much sometimes

As he gets in his car, OMG I've been on that exact sidewalk. That's the small surface parking lot outside TD Garden where we stood after the game to try and get autographs.

During a "hey remember how October sucked lol" segment, the boyfriends look sad. COMFORT EACH OTHER.

Beautiful up-close interview shot

PERFECT BODY

Unf can you drive me

His car's manual! He can teach me to drive manual. Also good god would you look at his HAND?

Talking with Paille about what to watch on the 5-hour flight

Patrice is like "oh yah I want to watch dat" in his adorable accent

A flawless human

CUTIE and PIE

The entire plane. On the right side, second row, wearing big headphones--Jack Edwards?? Looks like the press and folks sit up front and the players in the back.

Andrew Ference has on his glasses and is probably reading some super intense paper about the environment on his iPad. Meanwhile Milan Lucic is asleep.

Marshy needs to stop it with his face

Beauty

Patrice's brother Guillaume texted him to say he heard Patrice was doing the show and was like "WHAT WILL THEY FILM YOU DOING LOL"

All smiles

Patrice gets sleeeepy

Awwwwww night night

Landing in Phoenix

In the locker room, Patrice can't find his bag.

The way he says this line is so adorable. He suspects someone is hiding his bag.

As he looks around, Tuukka and Tim hang out together in the right hand corner

Where is his bag?

Adam McQuaid checks out dat ass

YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP IT WITH YOUR FUCKING FACE UGH IT'S NOT FAIR

I'd just like to point out that those legs of steel belong to Chara. DAYUM.

He found it! It had been unpacked for him by someone.

A disembodied voice says this line

Talking to Naoko Funayama

Bergy's sticks

He also laments not having any friends--folks want to stay off camera

He says "someone come sit with me!" Poor baby. I'll sit with you. On your lap.

The play two-touch, a kind of soccer game where you can bounce it twice to pass it to someone else but it cannot touch the floor. He's bonking it with his head in this shot.

Shit, the ball got stuck in the piping!

Notice how Brad and Tyler just STAND THERE while others go get ladders and stuff. My question: why not just hail Chara over and get him to poke it away with his seven-foot-long stick? (ooer)

Patrice wins!

Praccy on the Phoenix ice. Patrice constantly praises his teammates the whole time.

FUCK YOU UGH I GET ANGRY AT HOW GOOD-LOOKING YOU ARE SOMETIMES IT FRUSTRATES ME

Brown-eyed boys

xoxo gossip boys

The hotel in Phoenix...swank

The stuff on the left is being said by Seguin and on the right by Bergeron in the elevator. Tyler you suckup, lol.

Room 637. Check out those BACK MUSCLES oh my god

Patrice goes to dinner with his teammates. He introduces them all to us and is adorable and handsome.

He introduces Marchand as a star of the week

Ference is on his phone

Seidenberg doesn't want to be on camera

stawp it

you stawp it too

seriously

Marshy is dumb and calls Patrice captain? Uh no sweetie

The child does not know the presence she is in

Patrice in his single room for the night watching games. He explains that the players are fans too and keep an eye on other teams.

HIS EYES

Bedtime!

Drink some water

Take off your pants (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Go to bed. Night night.

Good morning! Time to get some breakfast with Ference and Rask!

Ferry looks pretty even when eating.

Uh-oh, Bergy spots something interesting in the USA Today Tuukka is reading.

He's interested that all three countries are in the same pool for World Juniors and Tuukka says like one thing #momentoffame

Then Ferry, Tuuk and Bergy head off to the arena.

Patrice watches game film of the Coyotes.

DAT ASS

Looking fine as hell

OKAY THIS SEGMENT. He insists he's not superstitious, then tells us he tapes his stick and blade EXACTLY THE SAME WAY, lines his water up next to him on his right side and has done so since he was 16, so for 10 years now. PATRICE YOU ARE SUPERSTITIOUS.

Patrice's superstition segment

Marshy tapes his stick too

Gregory Campbell appears for no reason except he's pretty

dat tongue

Game time!

Horts!

The game itself moves so fast that it was like impossible to screencap it lol

PERFECT and I see a little bit of the cut on his lip area

tongue :9

They show him saying something on the bench but I CAN'T READ LIPS

more gossip boys

HORTY'S SMILE

Bergy checking someone nbd

"LET ME LOVE YOU!" "NO!"

Listening to strategies

Tuukka making a glove save

HAHA YOU'RE SO PRETTY

Tapping sticks towards the end of regulation time and Tyler is just a goofy toweling goober

Speed demon

Pretty boys

Victory hug!

Goalie congratulations time

His hair gets all spiky after a game and it's so cute

Gangsta lean with the one pant leg up

Being sweet with Seidenberg

He is left handed :)

Here the show ends but my DVR recorded a little bit of the intro to the game, just a few seconds of pure focus on Patrice.

Writer's Block: B.Y.O.B. Holidays

bergeronprocess — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 23:57:44 GMT

Good question! I'm not really sure yet, but $50 would do nicely at helping me check off some of the stuff on my Amazon wishlist :)
(BUT EMMA! Birthday-person! What's ON your wishlist? Good question. Lots of Bruins stuff and TV on DVD, mostly. Predictable, sure.)

From Twitter 03-11-2011

bergeronprocess — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 07:10:13 GMT

22:09:14: When FSS has that "wow look at downtown Atlanta so purdy" shot and I focus on the traffic snaking through the Downtown Connector
22:10:20: @m0drnmoonlight Wow, ya boys are doing real well. I heard they are all booing viciously when Zdeno Chara does anything
22:11:48: @m0drnmoonlight I don't have the guts to watch vid but I saw pics. Devastating. The guy's said he might never play again. He's 22.
22:12:14: @m0drnmoonlight Also so the Zdeno thing is like Philips Arena booing when Kovalchuk does stuff, he was once a Thrasher
22:15:08: @m0drnmoonlight A lot of searches for Thrashers on youtube bring up the time Pavelec had a bad turn... http://bit.ly/dJIUFi
22:15:49: @m0drnmoonlight and I sit there shouting at my computer "I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!" I'm such a worrying little mommy w/these boys
22:18:23: @m0drnmoonlight I bet you have, this sport man...potential for awful injuries
22:18:55: Oh yum yes please more closeups of the Thrashers bench waiting patiently and stuff
22:19:31: Caught good HD sight of Ekane... @sheenalouise
22:20:21: @shewhoisAnna Yep http://bit.ly/eV6TIE
22:22:30: Photo: ohfuckitscourtnee: Oh my god this is so cute I think I just got diabetes Penguins: pretty much the... http://tumblr.com/xeh1qslai0
22:22:41: @shewhoisAnna Penguins might be the only team that works for, though. Thrashers MAYBE
22:24:23: @shewhoisAnna Thrashers are small birds, I think, so you MAY win on that ("aww, giant guys, tiny bird!") Oh derp, Ducks
22:25:35: @shewhoisAnna I keep forgetting the Ducks are a real team, I am thinking only of the 90s movies lol
22:26:18: @sheenalouise omg this dude on the Devils just PUSHED Kane so hard he fell over! But he's getting a penalty for that!
22:26:46: YES!!!! FLAMING BIRD HEADS!
22:27:20: oh my god I loved Antropov's assist on that, he's like "doot doot doot don't mind me just TRIP~"
22:27:39: I dunno if that's an actual assist in the technical sense of the word but omg
22:28:41: NIK ANTROPOV, KING OF THE TROLLS - I NEED PICS OF HIS SCORING-AID MANEUVER JUST THEN http://tumblr.com/xeh1qso5um
22:29:33: @shewhoisAnna BUT WAIT THERE'S A GIF http://bit.ly/gCfN22
22:30:48: @shewhoisAnna Confirm: thrashers are tiny. Adults average 11.5 inches, 13 at wingspan
22:32:14: @shewhoisAnna Naaah, I still think penguins do because PINGU
22:32:52: @shewhoisAnna ALSO our friendship may be jeopardized slightly on April 10...Thrashers/Penguins, I'm going
22:33:24: To paraphrase Rob Lowe's character on Parks and Recreation: STOP SCORING (Devils)
22:34:25: @shewhoisAnna Can do!
22:34:48: @shewhoisAnna Eh, Dallas is in Western Conference anyway afaik, we're in Eastern, it is as they say "all good"
22:37:31: LOL yup the Canucks game is the 25th, announcer d00ds, not like I'm going or anything ;)
22:38:24: Photo: je-suis-loser: You might even say WITCHCRAFT! (To which the only proper response is TIME LORD.) http://tumblr.com/xeh1qssndv
22:39:04: @tricetjeden I think I caught ya section waving at one point on the teevee but didn't think much of it, lol
22:39:53: @geeoharee We all just need a Time Lord to help explain it
22:40:48: @shewhoisAnna glowstick party!
22:42:43: @achura Me too. I also personally find VitaCoco to taste like ass so I see no need to promote their products w/an RT lol
22:43:05: @geeoharee Is he just gonna like stay in Florida for all of the baseball preseason? Do you know?
22:46:03: @m0drnmoonlight That town name is DOPE
22:46:46: @geeoharee I know a BIT more but I picked a different sport to like lol
22:48:01: I AM GOING TO JUST DIE AND I HOPE PAVELEC WILL CATCH ME
22:52:38: This shit's going to OT
22:52:55: (I think I tweeted that exact same tweet Wednesday...and my heart is RACING...)
22:53:03: @geeoharee What's your fave?
22:54:27: There are suddenly all these posts on tumblr saying "I love Emma!" But they are not talking about me. :(
22:56:53: @geeoharee LOL one of our sports guys loves them too, he watched a game online on...Tuesday?
23:02:50: OH GODDAMMIT HATE YOU FOREVER DEVILS
23:03:17: WHY DON'T YOU TROLLS GO BACK TO THE CESSPOOL THAT IS NEW JERSEY
23:03:42: Fucking Devils. http://tumblr.com/xeh1qt4jrx
23:04:58: TO SOOTHE MY SADNESS I MUST REGRESS TO THE AWESOME MOMENTS OF THE GAME
23:06:20: @m0drnmoonlight I AM PARALYZED WITH SADNESS, UNABLE TO EVEN CHANGE THE CHANNEL
23:09:09: I FOUND THE STRENGTH SOMEHOW TO CHANGE TO THE SOUP. Gary Busey hawking pizza.
23:12:24: @m0drnmoonlight and then I realize it's not the worst thing ever...at least there's no possible lockout
23:13:06: @m0drnmoonlight Yep, 04-05, right?
23:14:33: @m0drnmoonlight LOL we don't have college hockey down here, so idk what they did to cope here!
23:14:49: @m0drnmoonlight 94 was also bad for baseball! jeez hahah
23:17:47: @m0drnmoonlight can I just talk for a minute about how awesome the name Zenon Konopka is
23:19:20: @jenny0101 Goodness, what is he doing?
23:20:10: @m0drnmoonlight Trade ya AWESOME NAME JONES for Brogosian "Seductively Sculpted Brows" and his ride http://youtu.be/AdZ61_6Vmc4
23:20:25: @m0drnmoonlight LOL he was 18 at the time of this video...he's just 20 now but honestly looks like 25
23:21:44: @jenny0101 I saw my feed blow up with Maher stuff and decided to ask you, lol, we don't get HBO...glad am not watching
23:21:58: @jenny0101 like I needed to add Maher's Bullshit to the pain already inflicted by my Thrashers losing
23:23:15: @m0drnmoonlight A fellow Armenian who has one hell of a celebration http://youtu.be/eP96o5n71ug
23:26:54: @m0drnmoonlight I'm actually not sure! His wiki page says he's the first Armenian to ever play in the NHL
23:27:07: @m0drnmoonlight Also he has the most amazing eyebrows
23:29:51: Talking about Zach Bogosian's eyebrows like a boss
23:30:41: @m0drnmoonlight Well blow me down, he's from New York state. I NEED TO READ THE WIKI PAGES OF MY BLUELAND BOYS. LEARN STUFF.
23:32:09: @m0drnmoonlight Yes please look up his page so you can see his eyebrows in full glory
23:32:42: Photo: HAHAHAHAAHAHHA OH MY GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY 12, NOT 22 http://tumblr.com/xeh1qthwn2
23:34:55: @m0drnmoonlight He's 20 but there are totally some pics from Casino Night where he looks not entirely sober
23:40:51: @m0drnmoonlight can I just talk for a minute about how I love when they go in the locker rooms #littlecreepstalkerroom
23:48:16: @m0drnmoonlight LMAO impeccable taste in music. I tuned in early to a game once & saw a shot of guys taping their legs
23:48:34: @m0drnmoonlight and tuned in early on Weds and was rewarded with a mask-free Pavs chillin in the locker room :3
23:49:37: thetardisofsecrets: GPOY except sub Emma for Kat People were like “I LOVE EMMA!” and I was like “THANKS!”... http://tumblr.com/xeh1qtpmvo
23:54:55: @shewhoisAnna Lawrence would be perfect for Katniss; having seen Winter's Bone, which is like Hunger Games, she fit so well
23:56:48: @m0drnmoonlight ...MASSAGE TABLES???????? *mind has disappeared*
23:58:34: Photo: lovesurvives: lovesurvives gets a gold star for their awesome TUMBLR FACTCHECKING! http://tumblr.com/xeh1qttjas
23:58:35: Jesus Christ, people, are we really taking whatever dramatic disaster image we can find and saying it's from Japan when it's not?
23:59:25: @lechatsavant Sudden desire to verbally spar with him about journalism

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From Twitter 03-10-2011

bergeronprocess — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 07:11:01 GMT

00:04:44: Oh goddammit I love Conan
00:05:11: Coco don't forget how he served wife #1 w/divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer treatment
00:07:34: @kayleyashlyn39 Haha hey, Amanda and I are going to the Canucks game too!
00:08:21: hanersharlot: on the mayor-elect of Chicago on a lot of the Atlanta Thrashers on the man who played the... http://tumblr.com/xeh1q537dt
00:10:30: OH GOD I hope @bethanyedwards isn't watching Coco rite nao
00:13:12: fuckyeahvitas: ^^^^ best answer http://tumblr.com/xeh1q554be
00:18:17: "Hold for edit and go!" Conan Christopher. <33
00:22:17: PEE-WEE HERMAN ALL UP IN THIS hello childhood
00:24:42: Photo: OMG http://tumblr.com/xeh1q59k3n
00:28:41: OH MY GOD. They are doing a school play about Ash Wednesday. I LOVE THIS
00:28:52: Conan is Jesus and Andy is Satan, of course
00:31:27: WHOA La Bamba has a good falsetto
00:34:51: shahananah: Jade Homewood. ME GUSTA http://tumblr.com/xeh1q5dbor
00:43:32: Photo: jayelgee: FOUR FOR YOU, GAGA COCO, YOU GO GAGA COCO http://tumblr.com/xeh1q5giu5
00:45:16: Photo: art http://tumblr.com/xeh1q5h50p
00:50:43: Editing the crime blotter and a lot of these things are just common sense. Like, don't leave your laptop in your car?
00:52:17: @m0drnmoonlight *holds you, strokes your hair* Guess who scored a goal tonight? Schrempy.
00:53:48: "At 9:06 a.m., officers were advised the individual reached under the bathroom stall and grabbed a student’s leg." Wat
00:54:04: @m0drnmoonlight He was so happy too, and they interviewed him in the intermission. Love his accent.
00:57:33: Photo: sokorra: As long as the worth of the Jameson was below $20 (or equivalent), it should also mesh with... http://tumblr.com/xeh1q5lgq6
01:10:05: Photo: tasteslikepink: BAZINGA! GOAL HORN! http://tumblr.com/xeh1q5poa1
01:10:24: Photo: HELLO MY CHILDHOOD http://tumblr.com/xeh1q5ps6k
01:25:35: @m0drnmoonlight ew, oh my god. Here's ours: http://bit.ly/hmEL4t
01:26:07: Photo: daphnedonaghy: LMFAO OH GOD http://tumblr.com/xeh1q5uvme
01:26:41: Maybe I should do my schoolwork. Evening? What evening? Hockey ate my evening.
01:38:21: Photo: YES DO WANT http://tumblr.com/xeh1q5yp3p
01:40:03: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1q5z7rh
01:51:21: @m0drnmoonlight Yeah, thanks to rape culture and whatnot men think it's okay to do that shit and it's not
01:52:54: @m0drnmoonlight True, but...idk I'll let it slide LOL
02:35:35: Photo: fuckyeahatlantathrashers: THIS PICTURE IS SO INTENSE I MEAN SHIT YOU GOT A DUDE JUMPING AND A FLYING... http://tumblr.com/xeh1q6e26x
02:46:36: @viverivoluzione LOL same as in downtown Atlanta, we cross when the hand is up because we are gangsta
02:49:33: Photo: daphnedonaghy: my thoughts exactly http://tumblr.com/xeh1q6hckr
04:03:45: Photo: storybookremnants: GPOY http://tumblr.com/xeh1q6wo3d
21:14:09: @sheenalouise LOL I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWEETED THAT
21:15:12: I will play some Pokemon for a while, then talk about my professor because class was a hot mess.
21:17:36: Dear God, what is wrong with Castelia Gym?!
21:19:15: OH GOD ALL OF THE JUNIOR GYM MEMBERS HERE ARE CLOWNS. Did I mention I'm afraid of clowns?! MEEP!
21:24:54: @tricetjeden Has your Snivy evolved? My guide says Snivy and Oshawatt people should evolve them (level 17)
21:26:07: Also can I talk about how earlier, I fought a guy whose Pokemon was literally a bag of trash with eyes?
21:27:40: @tricetjeden There's one called Timburr that you can find out by the railroad tracks before the forest. It carries wood. No lie.
21:29:20: @tricetjeden When you get to Castelia, there's a guy who can give you an EXP Share, that helps a Pokemon grow just by wearing it, no fights
21:31:16: As I watch the recorded TBBT, I become aware that that SNL sketch is so true. "Corpses and Bodies Stacked."
21:43:05: Damn, after Burgh KO'd like half of my magnificent team, I brought out Pavs and he cleaned it UP! Razor Shell!
21:43:53: Awww, my Pidove just evolved! So pretty!
21:46:28: And I basically adore Castelia...the way it looks, the things to do, the Sky Arrow Bridge...ahhh this game is so great
22:08:34: Last time I fought Bianca, bitch tore up my bedroom, now she's like "It's cool, we can fight in the gatehouse." Gurl what
22:20:08: UGH why is route 4 a sandy route, I HATE sandy routes so much. This is a good place to stop for now.
22:30:57: Oh my god yes the flu ep of Parks and Rec...STOP POOPING!
22:32:22: Ain't nothin' like hangin' out in the Signal office, playing Pokemon (two others playing it too), laughing... http://tumblr.com/xeh1qg785p
22:34:13: "YOU LOOK TIRED AND SWEATY ALL THE TIME, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE JERRY?"
22:40:13: eating some cake LIKE A BOSS (My EIC @sheenalouise bought it for me because I luff herrrr)
22:41:43: Photo: Hahahaha my friend Amanda has this card and whenever she buys stuff while I’m there, I just fawn over... http://tumblr.com/xeh1qgbb3x
22:42:38: "You had me at meat tornado."
22:44:45: Photo: Tales from the Signal office. But completely true!! They were awesome last night. http://tumblr.com/xeh1qgcmo9
22:48:01: Photo: tigressunlimited: Everything tigressunlimited said. Especially avoiding heels. I hate those... http://tumblr.com/xeh1qge0lg
22:51:55: STOP. POOPING. Best Rob Lowe line ever or
22:56:54: Photo: nom-chompsky: As a Ravenclaw, it’s my duty to inform everyone that something of Rowena’s may be... http://tumblr.com/xeh1qghswm
23:03:24: "When I look into a camera, there's just a white haze." Oh Kenneth.
23:06:30: @bethanyedwards Blast from the past--someone just requested teamtiemmacros membership
23:20:50: OH GOD EW WHY IS TRACY WEARING A RANGERS MASK
23:29:01: Photo: i-iz-norml: And lo, I too shall rebagel this for the same reason. I’m just doing a civic duty, y’all. http://tumblr.com/xeh1qgvcqh
23:36:44: Photo: shahananah: Erm…yeah…it already is a fetish for me *blush* I have such, such, SUCH a thing for a hot... http://tumblr.com/xeh1qgyjob
23:39:00: One of the better--really, only--good points about Hot in Cleveland is Elka and her abiding love of sports
23:44:53: Photo: It sucks that you can’t reblog the answer to an ask, but this is basically my entire perspective on... http://tumblr.com/xeh1qh1v43
23:56:51: also another reason I may not have an "SO" could be that I like my http://tumblr.com/xeh1qh6r9m

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From Twitter 03-09-2011

bergeronprocess — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 07:11:01 GMT

21:47:02: @ssfw70 oh my god I wonder if such a wondrous occasion exists also in Atlanta
21:50:41: That's it, once I get to Castelia City I am renaming the fuck out of my Dewott. - Just photoshop a goal net... http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3fd6o
21:50:44: @tricetjeden Oh wow that is so #winning
21:51:44: @ssfw70 Lol I hope it would be like Young Democrats conventions...srs biznas during the day, PARTIES AT NIGHT
21:52:50: whoa holy fuck that play forced Pavelec down onto his back!
21:53:05: Photo: fuckyeahatlantathrashers: Always eat your Wheaties, kids. http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3gi7t
21:53:23: "And then the snow angel as a last resort." I prefer the term "full turtle," but okay
21:54:43: LOL that Pavs picture is on my dash like 5 times - Do you see me complaining? *grins, leans back, relaxes* http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3h9ko
21:55:41: @ssfw70 "The Blackhawks floor." God bless America.
21:58:11: These announcers do need a lesson on saying "Dvorak" right - I had to have @tricetjeden teach me but I am... http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3ivp4
22:00:16: fuckyeahatlantathrashers replied to your post: These announcers do need a lesson on saying “Dvorak” right ›... http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3jt5l
22:01:55: fuckyeahatlantathrashers replied to your post: fuckyeahatlantathrashers replied to your post:… › 34 And this... http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3kmtn
22:02:11: Emma can't do basic math blog 2011 LOL OOPS
22:03:48: Photo: Lesson in not always believing what Wiki says, kids LOL http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3lfcg
22:04:42: "That big body of Blake Wheeler!" #beefcakeblake
22:06:51: Photo: loverwife: As a Sagittarius, I am an informative centaur. LOL (I love briefly considering choosing... http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3mvy1
22:08:05: Announcer says New Jersey. Squint one eye and say "NEW JERSEEEEY" like SNL!Paterson
22:09:19: MORE CLOSEUPS OF ONDREJ PLEASE
22:10:22: Uggggh
22:12:35: Why is Megan Phelps tryna talk to Kevin Smith? What does she hope to accomplish? #stupid
22:16:39: fsufeminist: And I really hate to burst some bubbles but I honestly think Stephen Colbert may be partly to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3rc2q
22:17:25: @tricetjeden AMANDA DUSTIN BYFUGLIEN ISN'T PLAYING, MY HEART IS FULL OF SORROW lmfao
22:18:48: so like is Byfuglien playing or...it's not like the announcers haven't mentioned it 9 billion times this game
22:19:10: SO WAIT IS BYFUGLIEN PLAYING OR... - SRSLY announcers let it go http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3shvh
22:20:51: OH MY FUCKING GOD GLOVE SAVE ONDREJ PAVELEC
22:22:29: This shit's going to overtime
22:23:02: I WILL NEED A PICTURE OF THAT MAGNIFICENT GLOVE SAVE BY PAVELEC - SERIOUSLY HERO http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3u7qv
22:25:38: Someone be callin me during OT. I am not answering
22:27:17: AWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAH
22:27:52: IT'S ALL GOOD IT'S ALL WOOD STICK IT IN WTF THRASHERS WIN
22:28:18: @Yeggo Oh I'm sorry what were you saying? That's right
22:28:38: THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME - AHHHHHHHHH 3-2 OT THRASHERS http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3wq3l
22:29:13: SHAKING AND CRYING RN, MY BLUELAND BOYS <333333
22:29:43: I should call back the guy who called me--guy from school--but nah I'll wait until the postgame analysis is done
22:30:37: If Pavelec doesn't get one of the three stars of the game, I will eat my Nintendo DS
22:30:47: @RatBoy1979 Actually, kind of no lol
22:31:53: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? No postgame analysis at all because COLLEGE BASKETBALL IS EVERYTHING. Fuck this shit
22:32:34: @sokorra As a hockey fan I will vehemently dissent with this assertion LMFAO
22:33:11: @tricetjeden YAY
22:33:46: And no postgame coverage at all because the world stops for college basketball http://tumblr.com/xeh1q3z2jq
22:33:58: @RatBoy1979 Nah. I'm fixing to graduate.
22:37:02: *looks at pile of Things to Do* Welp, hockey ate my evening
22:37:39: @sokorra I DON'T WANT HOCKEY TO END THO
22:37:56: Thrashers won, I lost a follower and some Hurricanes fan on Twitter be hatin - WHATEVER, I’M FABULOUS http://tumblr.com/xeh1q40xda
22:38:28: @lechatsavant If you guys are up at the end of the third, they WILL lol
22:39:53: "Ask a Thrasher: Andrew Ladd. Submit questions!" OK! Y U SO HOT THO
22:41:10: Photo: So many possibilities. http://tumblr.com/xeh1q42dvw
22:46:54: RT @awienick: Whose drink did we piss in during a previous life to deserve this atrocity of a political environment??? #p2
22:48:49: Photo: redandnavy: I wish the Thrashers ones were primarily blue instead of whatever that color is :( http://tumblr.com/xeh1q45s3n
22:59:33: @sourcitruslady No, that is awesome.
22:59:57: WHY ARE ALL THE NBC SHOWS TAKING LIKE TWO WEEKS OFF? #checkintoawall
23:02:07: @lechatsavant lol I'm watching now because fuck L&O SVU being off and because I just want some sound to play pokman to
23:02:29: @RichWhy I just came off my SB this week hahaha
23:05:47: oh my god Tweeting Thrashers Appreciation Life
23:08:58: accidentally KOing Pokemon I wanna catch like a boss
23:12:33: @erinpuff If I catch one that reminds me of Keith, he will get that nickname :)
23:15:40: "Could Carolina keep the pressure on in the East?" Having just watched that game, HAHA NOPE
23:17:27: The Pokemon daycare in Black/White goes hard...walk around for like 10mins & a lv 6 Lillipup turns to lv 15
23:18:31: @kayleyashlyn39 gurl you are so excited look at your tumblr post! I feel excited just looking at it lol
23:21:59: Ugh, hate it when the red light comes on my DS
23:23:48: @sokorra I know haha I'm just...not ready to deal with the offseason :(
23:25:50: AAAAH I was about to go to the Nacrene gym and then fucking N appears out of nowhere and starts creepin on me about the future
23:27:39: @sokorra Well, yeah. Here's hoping that my boys end up in them LOL
23:28:07: Amendment to earlier tweet: tweeting Thrashers TWEETING EACH OTHER appreciation life
23:30:22: Good lord, my Lillipup just evolved into Herdier, who reminds me of Wilford Brimley
23:33:42: @lechatsavant Awww, thanks Zane! He's a good pokman trainer!
23:46:48: BOOM beat Lenora using just Dewott. Razor Shell. SWEAR BY IT.
23:58:15: Catch a Timburr. Name him Yellawood. (Maybe only people in the south get that reference?)

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bergeronprocess — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 07:11:44 GMT

00:18:48: @lolsob I say close only because they are both goalies and I was on badassgoaliemasks
00:20:01: nom-chompsky: http://tumblr.com/xeh1pgk93p
00:21:11: I love how when they show a URL on Conan, the slash is represented by a picture of Slash
00:25:45: *saves awesome NYT article to show later* *attempts to get it later* PAY WALL
00:30:09: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1pgobst
00:33:13: @lechatsavant Speaking of Rahm...do you have a good photo of him? He needs to take some new pics
00:34:40: Watching Seth Green doing his motion capture for Mars Needs Moms...fascinating...
00:35:28: Photo: tasteslikepink: http://tumblr.com/xeh1pgqemm
00:48:43: Cool ten minute disconnect story there AT&T! Literally all I did was walk between rooms. That is ALL.
00:53:13: Ooh rounding the bend to 15mins sans internet for the unspeakable horror of walking around! FUN
00:59:21: lol Blackhawks fans cryin about how they miss Andrew Ladd...smug Thrashers fan is smug
01:11:34: Photo: Andrew Ladd and his man-binky appreciation blog 2011 http://tumblr.com/xeh1ph3qvi
01:18:07: Photo: captain’s gonna capt http://tumblr.com/xeh1ph60cj
01:31:14: Audio: vicissitudev: I CAN’T BREATHE AND MY LAUGHING IS DISTURBING MY CAT http://tumblr.com/xeh1phae1t
01:34:10: @nidhighe The goalie for the Pittsburgh Penguins #shame
01:44:29: Photo: Guy love between two guys http://tumblr.com/xeh1pheoq8
01:48:47: Video: Thanks to someone in shewhoisAnna’s assbox, I went to see if the song she “sang” was real…it is http://tumblr.com/xeh1phg0cb
01:53:11: Photo: nom-chompsky: Something I made returns to my dash!! INCEPTION or something http://tumblr.com/xeh1phhcwt
02:06:31: IT STOPS BEING TWO SPACES AFTER A PERIOD WHEN YOU GO INTO JOURNALISM - THAT IS WHEN IT HAPPENS, IDGAF HOW IT... http://tumblr.com/xeh1phlb7f
02:08:51: threeoh4 replied to your post: IT STOPS BEING TWO SPACES AFTER A PERIOD WHEN YOU GO INTO JOURNALISM ›... http://tumblr.com/xeh1phlz37
02:11:53: gpoy I’m #17. http://tumblr.com/xeh1phmu43
02:18:10: Photo: davidkendall: Hi, original maker of this pic here and I feel I got some ‘splainin to do since you... http://tumblr.com/xeh1phok5i
02:22:28: nom-chompsky asked: I was, at one point in my education, taught 2 spaces. However after someone mentioned it... http://tumblr.com/xeh1phppmm
02:29:45: @nidhighe It's weird, but it's journalism lol. I don't make the rules, I just follow them haha
02:31:27: Photo: ANY TIME IS RAHM TIME http://tumblr.com/xeh1phs3b6
02:36:00: @shewhoisAnna I laughed so hard at that shit
02:38:35: Photo: Rahm and Mr. Fist are so not amused. http://tumblr.com/xeh1phtwp6
02:57:08: DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE
02:58:52: @shewhoisAnna Who do you want to win? The goddamn Jets.
02:59:56: @shewhoisAnna I just love that movie ok
03:02:32: DORAVILLE!!!! - I just went to track my Pokemon White for curiosity’s sake and as of about an hour ago, it’s... http://tumblr.com/xeh1phzl5e
03:16:06: @sheenalouise Hi John Sheena told me alllll about you at a Thrashers game hahaha
03:16:20: Audio: trollhattan: this is art http://tumblr.com/xeh1pi2ka9
03:20:39: Photo: seductively shaped brows http://tumblr.com/xeh1pi3ha1
03:23:36: @VitaMik 33% slowed Katy Perry >>>>>>> normal speed
03:42:06: Photo: GPOY http://tumblr.com/xeh1pi7wjx
04:00:42: Photo: LAUGHING TOO HARD http://tumblr.com/xeh1pibefr
15:59:01: My Pokemon White has arrived...going home to get it #duhwinning
21:35:21: I LOVE POKEMON WHITE SO FAR HOMG also my prof was especially strange tonight, I'll talk about it on tumblr
21:52:40: I follow someone who is doing like 900 "entries" into a Twitter trending topic and it's driving me well batty
22:03:55: My prof. - I had two issues with him today. 1. Noon/lunchtime meeting, I swag in about 11:50 am and they are... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pqzwmo
22:06:16: A polyandrous relationship on Raising Hope! Wow! Somethin' you don't see a lot...
22:08:13: ambergerchild asked: http://ryking.tumblr.com/post/3723705710 your Georgia girl scout cookies are at risk!... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pr1qvb
22:12:02: "Better clothes. Something with words on it."
22:13:05: Huh, Jimmy has on a Toledo Mudhawks shirt!
22:13:46: LOL THEY'RE PLAYING CORNHOLE!
22:19:55: ...is that a cardboard cutout of Alexander Ovechkin wearing a crown? WTF
22:20:10: LOL IT IS THE NUMBER 8 IS ON HIS ARM wtfffff
22:20:50: @SenatorCarter Reading the Galloway write-up...so proud you're my senator. Couldn't ask for better.
22:22:46: Photo: tuppenhut: My state senator’s grandpa! http://tumblr.com/xeh1pr89qf
22:24:52: @m0drnmoonlight He's a sweetie. I've not met him irl but I have met his grandson a few times
22:28:12: ROAD TRIP OF TERROR
22:28:58: LMAO THE SITE IS CALLED WETUBE and Burt went to jail just like Earl did on My Name is Earl!
22:30:07: Outrage of the Day: Group funded by the Koch Bros try to make it harder for college kids to vote http://tumblr.com/xeh1prblxu
22:39:49: Rats...I seem to have lost my DS stylus. I searched all through my purse, no dice.
22:40:23: Also I am about to use my Action Replay and IDGAF
22:41:44: @tricetjeden What's wrong?
22:47:22: Holy god the AR codes for White include a 1024x experience modifier. That might be just a smidge high.
22:49:49: wahhh then it freezes when I try to boot the game with just two codes. I shall investigate.
23:03:23: What is Lou Dobbs even doing on Good Wife
23:05:05: @lechatsavant "Hmmmm am I sexy?"
23:06:15: btx91: lol hi there MY NECK OF THE WOODS. I know exactly where those roads are :x http://tumblr.com/xeh1prr9ko
23:06:57: oh it's a rerun and also my Action Replay refuses to work with Pokemon White codes so I am going to contact them, AWESOME
23:13:52: @tricetjeden You got Snivy, right? This http://bit.ly/hD32GL says he's hard to use apparently. Usually the Grass starter is easy wtf!
23:15:07: Fuck it, going codeless for now. Bring on Gym Leader Cilan...
23:15:41: @tricetjeden Purrloins are ridic, I was hoping my Action Replay codes would work so I could level it up quickly lol
23:16:13: OH MY GOD CILAN IS THE MOST AWKWARD LITTLE GREEN-HAIRED TURTLE OF ALL KIND, IT'S ADORABLE
23:17:20: @tricetjeden I think it has to do with like...stats and stuff. My friend is real good with all that but I'm not lol
23:17:32: @tricetjeden I go primarily by level, then by weakness/strength, nada mas
23:19:19: LMFAO Pansage appears to have broccoli on its head what is this I cannot even
23:20:57: Tri Badge get! I still want to see if someone can help w/my AR, I fucking hate grinding
23:25:20: LOL looks like other folks are having the same Action Replay problem. Clearly this is a ploy for us to buy the new version w/B&W cheats on
23:27:16: I can NOT believe they made TMs infinitely usable. That shit changes the game.
23:30:28: Team Plasma is trying to make a cute little Munna emit something so they can go in people's dreams and change their minds...hm #inception
23:39:59: Yay I caught a Munna! So cute!
23:47:27: Oshawott Appreciation Post - I got Pokemon White today and picked Oshawott. Time for some Oshawott pics. http://tumblr.com/xeh1ps7tdc

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bergeronprocess — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 07:11:44 GMT

21:22:53: I think Eleven's new coat is actually uglier than his old one. - But then I really don’t like Eleven as a... http://tumblr.com/xeh1peg3dh
21:23:45: @sheenalouise He was all sweaty at practice even though it was literally as cold as a witch's tit in there
21:24:52: @tricetjeden Probably not since they were like LET US TROLL THEM ALL AND SHIP ON SATURDAY knowing there's no post on Sunday /harrypotter
21:25:25: @tricetjeden If it arrives before, like, 2 though I am literally going to go home and get it and get back to school #cuzimagangster
21:27:38: @tricetjeden lol that's what they do here. Woman across the way orders tons of QVC & sometimes they put the packs under her doormat
21:30:51: The Amazon Supremacy - So I basically have to wait til Tuesday to get Pokemon White because two-day shipping... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pejfdq
21:31:03: @tricetjeden GOOD POINTS TO REMEMBER. I TUMBLED IT, I AWAIT HATERS LOL. TODAY I DON'T CARE
21:33:46: Sometimes I dream about driving the Top Gear track or having the guys diagnose my car lol
21:35:53: "Just the idea of whether the American electorate is ready for someone a bit unconventional, who is..." http://tumblr.com/xeh1peljja
21:39:10: btx91 replied to your post: I think Eleven’s new coat is actually uglier than his old one. › baaaaaaa... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pemwua
21:39:44: Photo: tasteslikepink: FUCK, ME TOO http://tumblr.com/xeh1pen6bu
21:41:40: I hate my class and I don't want to go back okay
21:45:53: I hate my class and I really don't want to go back to it - My professor is…persnickety, peculiar, unusual,... http://tumblr.com/xeh1peprbb
21:46:32: @tricetjeden ICE MAGNOLIAS? PLEASE STOP
21:47:34: @tricetjeden OH MY GOD AMANDA WHY IS THERE NO STARBUCKS NEAR THERE? I saw a woman with a Starbucks cup when we were there
21:47:51: Gurl. I just saw some straight-up puckbunny shit.
21:49:30: @m0drnmoonlight These gals are seniors in HS and have a blog and a name... oh you must see this Vicky. http://bit.ly/hsTY2P
21:49:54: The trio of puckbunnies are going to college next year. Great. For the sake of the Thrashers, I hope they go to, like, Montana
21:50:59: Photo: meandmychimpanzee: oh my god I am a sociology minor and this is the best ETA: Oh god journalism... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pervdr
21:51:27: @tricetjeden I know I know! Pair a gamer with a review of a place in the CNN Center or something!
21:52:29: PREPARE FOR REBLOGS OF FYEAHJOURNALISMMAJORCAMEL - I WARNED YOU, IT’S ON THE RECORD http://tumblr.com/xeh1peshwf
21:53:27: Photo: fyeahjournalismmajorcamel: OH GOD THIS IS SO TRUE FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE PROFS OF ALL TIME http://tumblr.com/xeh1pesvvv
21:53:49: LOL oh this Top Gear challenge. "Sadly, the ice hockey players would not wait any more." Indeed.
21:54:24: @tricetjeden Oh too right. Hmm call it "WHATEVER WHATEVER I DO WHAT I WANT"
21:56:12: @emmalabizarre LOL he is so funny with his man flu. I'd seen this but it's been a while. Oh I miss Belfast!
21:56:32: Photo: fyeahjournalismmajorcamel: YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH JEFF JOHNSON That is why I sideeye so much when... http://tumblr.com/xeh1peu3it
21:57:41: Photo: fyeahjournalismmajorcamel: REPORTS OF THE DEATH OF JOURNALISM HAVE BEEN HIGHLY EXAGGERATED http://tumblr.com/xeh1peuoik
22:01:28: Currently watching Chicago Code and in tears laughing at fyeahjournalismmajorcamel because it's my life
22:05:41: @lechatsavant I turned red haha
22:06:15: Photo: basically http://tumblr.com/xeh1pey9pn
22:08:49: Photo: My life. http://tumblr.com/xeh1pezcsd
22:10:56: Photo: I was devastated when someone told me this. http://tumblr.com/xeh1pf08rs
22:12:19: @reason_says memegenerator if you can't photoshop
22:12:22: Photo: and none for PR concentration folks bye http://tumblr.com/xeh1pf0uea
22:14:10: please take photoshop away from me
22:14:49: @KOCurrent After your time in Florida with the baseball, you'll be so dark! LOL! Come to Atlanta, bb, we'll go see some hockey
22:17:41: Photo: “You don’t know who the Vice President is? Wow…” http://tumblr.com/xeh1pf32dn
22:19:08: Photo: Basic AP style. http://tumblr.com/xeh1pf3olu
22:19:19: @KOCurrent You mock, but the Thrashers are fantastic.
22:22:29: Photo: If I had a nickel for every time a Signal writer tries to sneak this by me since we pay by character,... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pf54ah
22:23:28: @KOCurrent Besides, it gets coooold in that arena. I might need someone to snuggle with ;)
22:24:02: okay I'm done making journalism major camels for now - I amassed some replies, I see. I shall answer them. http://tumblr.com/xeh1pf5s87
22:25:45: nom-chompsky said: National Sports Journalism Center was right next to my sorority’s office on campus... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pf6j70
22:28:11: shewhoisanna said: Casties = Broadcast journalism majors? :D Yep. Printies vs. casties is akin to the Jets... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pf7mp8
22:30:14: usualchatter said: I read a great rant about why two spaces is a bad thing and also why it’s something that... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pf8j6w
22:35:53: Not much love for two-spaces - howardmooncolonexplorer replied to your post: usualchatter said: … › Two... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pfb3zt
22:46:54: usualchatter replied to your post: Not much love for two-spaces › I love how everybody responded to my your... http://tumblr.com/xeh1pfg2ha
22:48:15: CHICAGO IS SO PRETTY I'M GOING TO CRY
22:49:15: @tricetjeden I LOVE IT
22:49:30: @tricetjeden It combines two of my favorite things: the slashing thing giggle giggle and also baking
22:49:58: @reason_says SOCIALIST BULLDOG. ROCK. ON. I love it!!
22:50:40: lol hi RedScareBot how ya doin where ya been
22:52:27: @reason_says lol god that is Young Dems too tho 4srs
23:04:27: Whoa, that roadside-medic shit on Harry's Law just squicked me out
23:07:45: Just filed a story at 10pm. I dunno how to turn that into Journalism Major Camel but there you have it.
23:10:05: This Xfinity ad is horrible, dude cannot sing, DIRECTV ROLLIN' HARD
23:11:31: Photo: bootybackandforth: ugly, ugly laughter http://tumblr.com/xeh1pfr0cv
23:15:37: @technicallykyle Yeah, just a little bit
23:17:07: Harry is a straight-up badass, I would not fuck with her
23:17:26: @lechatsavant oh man he'd come swanning in with his big long lashes and just smile...
23:25:44: Photo: darkmarked: yes actually, 7th and 8th grade oh my god http://tumblr.com/xeh1pfx5qz
23:34:45: Man, Harry's Law is getting all deep and discussing stuff like racism, classism, privilege, I totally love it #sociologymajorsheep
23:37:41: SNACK TIME. Goldfish+Diet Coke, don't knock it til ya try it
23:53:21: Harry Korn is just the most badass of all time okay
23:56:16: LOL Tommy singing In the Ghetto...

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bergeronprocess — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 07:10:10 GMT

21:20:56: @zrjaved ugh what are these fake ass people saying about not liking the non-white pplz in Mis roles? That's totally not on.
21:21:24: @zrjaved Talent doesn't have a damn color. If you can sing, you can sing, no matter what you look like--but I'm preaching to the choid
21:21:30: @zrjaved choir. I cannot type.
21:28:10: @zrjaved It's okay, every minute of a version featuring talented folks regardless of how they look makes their hater brains boil!
21:29:13: Photo: youcantcancelquidditch: Exposed a somewhat-new Tennant fan to this recently. It was a good time had... http://tumblr.com/xeh1p2132j
21:36:57: When someone talks over someone else even on the teevee, my blood just boils. TAKE TURNS
21:41:59: heresyourhost: Did you know he went to DeKalb School of the Arts right here in Georgia? I didn’t until I... http://tumblr.com/xeh1p26utj
21:45:32: Photo: queenoflowerchelsea: A blue/teal Game Boy Color in ‘98 was my first gaming system yo. Pokemon Blue... http://tumblr.com/xeh1p28hrx
21:47:44: A friend is watching my favorite ep of Doctor Who for the first time. I think he likes it so far 8D
21:49:19: onethousandsplendidthings: I mean, just look at who my avatar is—THIS IS MY LIFE! http://tumblr.com/xeh1p2a77i
21:51:26: @tricetjeden THEN I SHALL, LATER. Publix Cuban for dinner. I don't think any Cuban can satisfy me like that one does~~ (oh my)
21:53:09: @tricetjeden MY FRIEND, THAT IS A BOX OF MAGIC. And I am glad there are Decatur distro points. I CANNOT QUIT THIS YOGURT.
21:53:48: Photo: shahananah: Dang Hermione (real name NAMETWIN~) gurl you lookin fierce http://tumblr.com/xeh1p2c74r
21:55:16: @tricetjeden They're growin' like crazy! They even distro to Savannah! That man could not have been any nicer either 4 reals
21:58:09: @tricetjeden That's fantastic. Really they're deserving of nothing but the best. Glad Whole Foods realizes this!
22:00:42: Celebrity Apprentice time. #dontyoujudgeme Nene and Lil Jon are both in this for some really deserving ATL-area charities
22:06:00: HuffPo doesn't pay freelancers? Hmmm...*sideeye*
22:07:32: @ritaag She kinda does. You watching in HD? It's even, uh, more pronounced in HD
22:08:24: @tricetjeden LOL of course not because new messages would be too convenient
22:08:49: @tricetjeden Integris. But it was close to Integras. I thought that at first too haha
22:09:36: @ritaag Lil Jon is hilarious. But like I said, he is actually in it for a really good cause here in A-Town
22:10:20: @tricetjeden LOL THAT'S TRUE I just imagine, like, a pharmaceutical company being named Integris. "Integris! For your health."
22:10:46: @tricetjeden re the uLearn/group work thing: ugh my entire life is just being like "fuck it no one else will do this so I will"
22:12:29: Photo: m0drnmoonlight: http://tumblr.com/xeh1p2km4r
22:13:12: lol Mom asks if Lil Jon was the guy who said "YEAYUH!" and had the crunk juice. Indeed he is! GOOD TIMES.
22:13:45: @tricetjeden Yeah if they slack the fuck off, I always tell the professor. IDC if that makes me a snitch or whatever. WHO DID THE WORK? ME!
22:14:35: @lechatsavant Yep, a drug called Charlie Sheen. LOL SORRY. I shouldn't joke--he had some brain damage
22:15:42: Another run a restaurant challenge thing? Remember the burger joint from last time? Blago chatting up people while food went cold!
22:16:14: Photo: mind blown http://tumblr.com/xeh1p2majx
22:17:38: @tricetjeden mmm lovely Carlin *floats away* *returns* I know they say group work prepares us for ~real world~...real world gon suck then
22:20:13: Photo: Pulled some pictures off my phone earlier and this was one of them, a display of interestingly-named... http://tumblr.com/xeh1p2o08e
22:21:11: @tricetjeden That is one aspect the teachers&profs leave out when saying that groupwork preps us. LOL
22:25:33: -sigh- I need to stop revealing my career choices to my friends - thehockeyway: I was once told by a perfect... http://tumblr.com/xeh1p2qhvk
22:28:44: I'm 22 years old and I love those Cuties tangerines too. #notjustforkids #nomnomnom
22:29:22: BUY A PIE! FOR CHARITY!
22:29:51: Honestly I'd prefer a guy preaching about pizza to the street preachers I hear downtown.
22:31:42: @ta_lee_sa One time my friend Claire swears she heard one say women who wore pants are going to hell. OOPS
22:32:34: "Lisa has breast implants~" hahahaha I love Marlee Matlin plus she was great on The West Wing
22:32:53: @m0drnmoonlight *ba dum tish!*
22:33:39: So...anyone else really want pizza now or
22:42:40: @pineapplecakes Pajama Life would be a great band name
22:42:48: John Rich/Lil Jon - The Remix
22:45:19: May be time to swap out Dionne for someone else on the register tho tbh
22:50:58: LOL I love the old guy shouting "WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY!" at Meat Loaf
22:53:54: @tricetjeden OH MY GOD LOOK WHO JUST WALKED IN ASAP'S PIZZA PLACE
22:54:30: Mmmmmm Curtis Stone can knead my dough any time. #talldrinkofaussiewater #yum
22:57:37: @tricetjeden YES IT WAS AND JESUS CHRIST SO TALL AND HOT
22:57:48: Jesus Christ! More Curtis Stone closeups in HD please
22:59:13: Photo: I know God must love us* because men as devastatingly handsome as Curtis Stone exist. *Yep, I’m a... http://tumblr.com/xeh1p353dv
23:02:46: @lolsob okay this is the second Mayor of Cincy ref I don't get. Do you mean Jerry Springer? I remember the story of him, Mom told me once
23:07:13: @m0drnmoonlight I have one of those 3-in-1s, it was real cheap at Target. Check specials there & other places :D
23:08:06: Weird gendering of shopping in this Kohl's ad--"one of 42 million women who buy into Kohl's" apparently no men shop there?
23:08:59: @lechatsavant Oh okay. I honestly wouldn't know him from Adam, the only Cincy mayor I know is Jerry Springer
23:10:38: @lolsob Oh cool. Yeah, as you said, hyperlocal...haha
23:10:56: @NerdyHBIC I know, right? I notice that shit all da time in ads and it just makes me want to check so many people into walls
23:14:58: Lesson learned: vans really aren't the best method of making deliveries in NYC.
23:15:37: @lolsob That's pretty effin cool in my book. Now I know about...like 3 mayors. Kasim, Rahm and Mark. Oh wait Luke Ravenstahl
23:16:14: @NerdyHBIC My dad loves doing the grocery shopping & Mom hates it. I inherited dad's liking of it lol
23:18:14: Photo: I hope this is the fakest fake shit ever because really that Harris has got to be such a dumbass to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1p3cvr6
23:18:35: @Nintendium oooh what did you catch?
23:20:22: LOL Nene's pink puff shoulder thing
23:21:35: Photo: nom-chompsky: Yeah my thoughts exactly. Plus it just looks too…perfect. Or something. Woman’s... http://tumblr.com/xeh1p3eahk
23:22:23: @MishasMinionVon Yeah so much is wrong with that. Like seriously, the whole "keep it a secret" thing never works w/student-teacher sex
23:25:06: Photo: sofuckingbeautifulbaby: hnnnnnnnnnnnnng http://tumblr.com/xeh1p3fqyz
23:28:59: @tricetjeden On the page for Pokemon White it kept showing me Top Gear related stuff. I was like ummmm
23:30:06: Photo: LMAO check out Vokoun being a turtle over there and continued Andrew Ladd and his man-binky... http://tumblr.com/xeh1p3hqrs
23:30:34: The only person asking this rn appears to be Rosie O'Donnell but seriously is each team eliminating someone tonight or
23:31:10: @Nintendium Oh my god too cute!!!
23:45:00: Don't be hatin' on short people!
23:47:08: @geeoharee I AM PREPARING TO CALL ANOTHER PERSON OUT ON TWITTER AWWW YEAH
23:48:17: Hey @jrubinblogger, you are incorrect. Many people miss Olbermann; you just assume no one does since you don't know us!
23:48:36: SO COOL when conservatives equate "I don't like someone who's gone" with "therefore NO ONE DOES trololololo" #ignunt
23:57:27: @geeoharee Actually, it is her fault, TROLOLOLOLOL what is research
23:59:36: @NerdyHBIC Dad doesn't mind ironing, Mom hates it. Dad likes to cook more than Mom. OH SHIT BREAKIN SOME STEREOTYPES

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bergeronprocess — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 07:10:33 GMT

21:29:16: Photo: nom-chompsky: THAT VIDEO MENTIONED ABOVE WAS SO HILARIOUS http://tumblr.com/xeh1op25ci
21:30:56: RDJ is such a goddamn troll in this movie AND I LOVE IT. A SEXY TROLL.
21:41:18: 1-1, end of second.
21:45:00: @sheenalouise Oh what a lovely white tree!!
21:46:50: aliasphoenix asked: Rahm Emanuel, David Tennant, Robert Downey Jr. http://tumblr.com/xeh1op9ack
21:48:03: @tricetjeden *contracts diabetes*
21:50:35: Photo: verysensitivepansexualaspie: I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS WHEN I SEE THIS JSYK http://tumblr.com/xeh1opav9g
21:58:25: Wonder if Keith Olbermann's much for hockey. I know he's a baseball nerd, but perhaps he'd know a bit about another sport.
21:58:39: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1ope7ek
22:05:53: I'm a bit delayed on this because I closed Icetracker during 2nd intermission but FLAMING BIRD HEADS!!!!
22:06:27: @glaciachan Oh god, he'd go to a Rangers game, most likely...gross and disgusting
22:08:36: showsomethrasherlove: ALL HAIL CAP’N LADD http://tumblr.com/xeh1opidw1
22:09:13: shit son!! FLAMING BIRD HEADS!!!!!
22:11:44: @glaciachan Yeah, the Islanders are a story in uh teams no one likes except the people who live there LOL
22:12:03: @glaciachan He might like that. Cheer for the underdogs. We just got traded an Islander. So he should root for us too.
22:12:07: RT @reason_says: Ugh, you guys, I really can't express how gorgeous Rahm Emanuel is. I just want to look at his beautiful face forever.//mte
22:14:00: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1opko38
22:16:22: Photo: westofserenity: http://tumblr.com/xeh1oplnaj
22:35:45: AHHH IT'S GOING INTO OVERTIME, 3-3, JESUS TAKE THE ZAMBONI
22:36:55: I'm hearing reports of what should've been a fourth Thrashers goal but the ref didn't call it or something. #what
22:38:25: @tricetjeden WE WON? OH PRAISE ALL OF THE GODS!
22:39:05: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FINAL 4-3 THRASHERS!!!! DON'T DOUBT BLUELAND!!!
22:39:58: YEAH UH HUH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS - BLUE AND…UH WHAT IS THE THRASHERS’ SECONDARY COLOR? GOLD? RED? WHITE?... http://tumblr.com/xeh1opvm6c
22:43:54: HELP I NEED A PHOTO OF THE HAPPY CRYING VERSION OF THE FUUUU FACE - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ITS TEARY EYES LOOK... http://tumblr.com/xeh1opxb9r
22:43:59: @pineapplelizzie It was!
22:46:59: Photo: OH THRASHERS. THIS IS WHY WE MUST KEEP THE FAITH, BLUELAND. THIS IS WHY. http://tumblr.com/xeh1opyn01
22:52:43: Safe to say I feel I've got more faith in Blueland than the AJC. #hairflip #whyyougottasoundsonegativeaboutaWINhomie
22:55:54: Photo: foreverletang-: http://tumblr.com/xeh1oq2h7l
23:00:52: @m0drnmoonlight Hahahaha Amanda's new boyfriend just tweeted about his first win in Atlanta
23:01:02: @m0drnmoonlight Maybe that will brighten your workday a bit
23:07:15: Daylife gurl u in danger. "Andrew Ladd: Chicago Blackhawks player"?????
23:11:01: Photo: All hail Andrew Ladd and his man-binky. I know this photo is not from tonight’s game. I just really... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oq934f
23:13:49: @KelseyWho We dealt w/that at Bath&Body Works a lot. People would come in & smell ALL THE PRODUCTS
23:16:29: ginger-gal: Margaritas are awesome and anyone who disagrees is gon’ get checked into a wall. http://tumblr.com/xeh1oqbh6y
23:21:22: RT @tricetjeden: #WINNING
23:22:36: capn-madd-katt: Your reason is legit though. Don’t drink things that you KNOW make you sick lol. That’s a... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oqe4ta
23:23:02: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1oqec2q
23:27:19: Watching RuPaul's Drag Race. I would be screwed. I have no idea how to sew at all. Now, decorating cake, I'd rule at that.
23:29:18: ISS RAININ SIDEWAYS
23:31:27: Oh wow okay I gotta stop spending money for now, I know I got two checks waiting to be cashed that'll take some $ from me lol
23:40:45: @m0drnmoonlight She's made it her goal to party with him. I'm like gurl bring me along lol! I can be the DD
23:41:01: @m0drnmoonlight The DD who has one drink and eats a ton of food and makes out with hot Czech goalies whatever
23:48:22: Did I talk about the time a 63-year-old on OKcupid was tryna talk to me? - “Wow, what a pretty girl way over... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oqpe1p
23:50:21: threeoh4 replied to your post: Did I talk about the time a 63-year-old on OKcupid was tryna talk to me? ›... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oqq8ep
23:52:38: fuckbitchesgetdani replied to your post: Did I talk about the time a 63-year-old on OKcupid was tryna talk... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oqr8eg
23:54:11: Photo: We bought the poster version of this and it hangs in the office of The Signal (college newspaper). No... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oqrwll
23:55:37: @KOCurrent Baby didn't your flight to Miami connect thru Atlanta? All flights do someday. Why didn't you come see me?? :(
23:56:36: Photo: yellowsourfruit-: HNNNNNNNNNNNG http://tumblr.com/xeh1oqsyku
23:57:29: @KOCurrent See if you can't get a nice, long layover in Atlanta on the way back huntie, I'll show you a good time.

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bergeronprocess — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 07:10:36 GMT

02:34:39: @m0drnmoonlight We had some folks get married on the ice once. http://youtu.be/9bpoo0M9QSI
02:36:23: @m0drnmoonlight We saw them on Tuesday--the husband always wears that custom jersey--and Amanda was like UGH
02:39:06: @m0drnmoonlight Oh it has a nickname and special number on the back instead of being a player's jersey
03:08:20: Photo: threeoh4: OH MY GOD CANNOT BREATHE http://tumblr.com/xeh1o4wusk
03:46:47: Obsessed? I believe the term is dedicated enthusiast - tasteslikepink: http://tumblr.com/xeh1o542iy
03:48:40: fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: new books old books Thrashers programs (THEY SMELL AWESOME OKAY) newspapers... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o54dzv
04:09:06: btx91: That right there is straight-up pure 100% OKcupid. That place is like a minefield. http://tumblr.com/xeh1o57x82
18:15:20: @m0drnmoonlight OMG Vicky, Amanda&I went to Thrashers practice today. Schrempy is totally into her. He said hi to her as he left the ice.
18:15:37: @m0drnmoonlight Amanda was like "Hi!" and I said "hi there!" too. But omg.
18:16:36: Oh. My. God. You know what is so much fun? Thrashers team practice! @tricetjeden & I froze our asses off but had so much fun!
18:18:43: Also Pavelec was there and I was like lawd thank ya Jesus Bale and then I couldn't find the ability to talk to him :(
18:21:24: @m0drnmoonlight I def. have to go back; she wanted but didn't get a pic w/Dvorak since he scurried off the ice, I need to get up my courage
18:23:57: @m0drnmoonlight Amanda suggested we go to the players' lot but there was a po po car there and we were like NOPE
18:26:11: Photo: EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURT http://tumblr.com/xeh1o9p1x9
18:26:22: @m0drnmoonlight I'm just afraid of the cops in that county since they pulled me over haha
18:28:17: @technicallykyle Tumblr's new motto
18:35:44: Photo: I’m going to post soon a lot of squee from today’s Thrashers practice, so for my non-hockey followers... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o9t2nq
18:45:34: nicocoer replied to your photo: I’m going to post soon a lot of squee from today’s… ›... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o9x7da
18:47:34: RT @geeoharee: lol. RT @RichWhy: March 4th. The only day of the year that's an order.//haha that took me a minute to "get"
18:52:01: Photo: Goalie chat time. Also check out the row of Gatorade bottles balanced behind them. I just love that... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o9zwbb
18:56:58: Photo: “So what’s up, b?” “Not much, just stretchin’ like a boss.” “I feel that.” (It’s harder for me to tag... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oa1ypu
18:59:35: Photo: I don’t know if mortal words can describe how happy I was to see Pavs suited up again. I also totally... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oa320d
19:14:07: $10 large pizza with three toppings at Papa John's AWWW YYYEAH
19:19:51: Photo: HEY LOOK A SLIGHTLY BLURRED PICTURE OF SHOWSOMETHRASHERSLOVE’S GUY http://tumblr.com/xeh1oabi3a
19:29:12: Photo: I told Amanda as I took this photo: “I’m just going to take a photo of a lot of hot hockey guys’... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oafg9w
19:32:34: nom-chompsky: LOL Mom and I said the same damn thing! We were like LOL WAT? http://tumblr.com/xeh1oagunk
19:41:49: Sorry but if you go to a Mormon university, and sign their honor code, you need to follow it...A lot of religious schools have strict codes!
19:42:10: I remember Liberty sent me some shit and I was like LOL NO THANK YOU because their honor code prohibits things like PG-13 movies
19:42:56: Photo: prettyfoods: yes please http://tumblr.com/xeh1oal7aw
19:47:00: What's with that "you don't need Rosie the Riveter muscles to work in brainpower industries" thing? Not all women are ~weak~
19:48:02: Slow clap for how America can't seem to figure out how to pay women the same as men until TWENTY FUCKING FIFTY-SIX. I will be 68 years old.
19:48:53: nom-chompsky: Am I the only one who is incensed about this? I will be 68 in 2056. What makes it impossible... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oanmzg
19:52:17: nom-chompsky: lol we probably won’t get to retire we’ll just get to work forever So yeah for all my life... http://tumblr.com/xeh1oap12o
20:06:34: Cadbury creme eggs AWWWW YYYYEAH.
20:06:44: @fairy_poo Cute and short, just like me 8D LOL I'M KIDDING
20:11:12: @fairy_poo AWWWW YYYYEAH
20:25:43: Photo: thetardisofsecrets: THIS IS ACTUALLY GEORGIA STATE UNIVERSITY OKAY http://tumblr.com/xeh1ob35hu
20:28:13: @reason_says Moi? :D I saw that interview on their archive...Jon is intimidated by the idea of Emanuel Thanksgiving!
20:31:31: @reason_says LOL I would try to hold my own, I think Marsha might like me. I have some experience with Jewish moms LOL
20:35:04: Photo: Is this a new feature on the Thrashers’ site or It’s not linked, it just appears to be a tiny photo... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ob75n9
20:35:14: @reason_says Zeke bakes things, so he would help fatten me up, not that the deliciousness of Jewish food wouldn't do that either
20:35:35: @reason_says And my fangirling for Conan would endear me to Ari. Rahm? I've got him wrapped around my little finger #ifonlyifonly
20:37:41: integra replied to your photo: Is this a new feature on the Thrashers’ site or … › it’s part of the ~stay... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ob89vl
20:40:48: m0drnmoonlight replied to your photo: Is this a new feature on the Thrashers’ site or … › Ooooooh casino... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ob9k2w
20:41:24: Mom is not loving this Jeopardy category featuring Oprah.
20:47:31: Photo: thedailywhat: http://tumblr.com/xeh1obcggl
20:51:24: @tricetjeden gpoy
20:52:14: Photo: petite-87: I LOVE how Bri Bri can kind of make fun of himself like this. He seems like a cool dude. http://tumblr.com/xeh1obehvu
20:53:10: Photo: nom-chompsky: What nom-chompsky said. http://tumblr.com/xeh1obew03
20:55:02: Photo: mareodomo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1obfpdk
20:55:39: ALEC BALDWIN IS HOLDING A SQUIRTLE PLUSHIE. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
21:00:10: @venusdiviolet You are not alone.
21:01:19: RT @IDoThat2: That 1 song on your ipod that plays real loud & scares the crap out of you
21:02:56: Lawd, if I can get to page 20 in this paper tonight or this weekend, that would be great, I could close this sucka up and call it roughdraft
21:03:50: Photo: Change “dog’s” to “cats’” and put in my two cats and YEP YOU GOT IT http://tumblr.com/xeh1objhpf
21:05:33: @reason_says Fucking preach about the stfubelievers. I'm not even super religious and I don't really identify, but I know I HATE how...
21:05:51: @reason_says ...some atheists make it seem like anyone who believes anything is an idiot who believes in "imaginary friends"
21:13:19: Photo: Jesus take the Zamboni http://tumblr.com/xeh1obnkzi
21:18:11: @reason_says Exactly. When it's being used to keep people from democratically deciding to sell alcohol on Sundays (lol GA) I'm mad
21:18:43: Photo: thetardisofsecrets: Why comprehensive sex ed is important http://tumblr.com/xeh1obpxm5
21:30:31: @pineapplecakes omg is CRY INTO DA PILLA DWAYNE coming up
21:31:55: @pineapplecakes GOOD TIMES
21:48:02: @bethanyedwards VICTORY IS YOURS! GOAL HORN!
22:02:38: @raysgal I've heard it is available but won't be on til 7am EST? @erinpuff has talked about it
22:03:26: I love @AtlFreshYogurt so much I wrote about it. http://bit.ly/f70hUG
22:29:44: prettypatterns: When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys’ locker room. Hide deep inside, it was my little... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ockfkp
23:18:47: @lolsob It sounds like you are going through so much shit! Stay strong. But you gotta let it out or else you'll bottle it up & it's painful
23:21:49: All I have had to drink today is Diet Coke. One at the Ice Forum (the coldness kept it cold), one right now. OK.
23:24:39: @writeforwhiskey I'M HUNGRY! lol
23:25:04: @tricetjeden LOL Like Buffy and Ladd, your children who are older than you, don't look like you & one's Canadian
23:26:01: Mulder acts like he wants sausage from our pizza. We give him two chunks and he refuses to eat either. #catsareweird
23:29:43: OH GOD THIS GOLD RUSH ALASKA STUFF MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD #THESOUP
23:30:26: BALL-PEEN HAMMER! I'M CRYING RN!!! #THESOUP
23:32:12: @tricetjeden He just can't ever run for president. BUT THAT'S OKAY.
23:32:55: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1odbyz6
23:33:09: RT @realjohngreen: Enjoying a late dinner of pizza. #pizzablood //I had pizza for dinner too! #pizzablood!
23:37:30: I am writing the mother effing conclusion for my paper. AWWWWW YEAH
23:43:44: howardmooncolonexplorer: Oh god that photo reminds me of a story. Once upon a time, I was doing a booth sale... http://tumblr.com/xeh1odglpa
23:51:21: howardmooncolonexplorer asked: Ahaha! I’ve seen the pool-tarp thing IRL before, too. In South Carolina, my... http://tumblr.com/xeh1odjtei
23:55:58: I AM DONE WITH THE ROUGH DRAFT OF MY PAPER - EXCEPT FOR CLEANING UP THE WORKS CITED A BIT, BUT THE MAIN... http://tumblr.com/xeh1odlq62
23:57:46: @mshalhoup Twitter can't properly show my feelings, but I wish you the best in Chicago. You are so awesome. Thank you for everything.
23:59:49: @count_01 Awwww yeah! *hi-5*

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bergeronprocess — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 07:10:54 GMT

22:02:15: Photo: sunshowerdroplets: ^^^ Mine too!! You can tell when I’m in class as opposed to when I’m at home... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o22lnr
22:02:58: @tricetjeden Lol during the second I swear the announcers stopped curring at one point and were playing Angry Birds
22:06:55: I'm trying to formulate some clever quip about how I basically think the same of the Senators as of my 2 useless GOP senators but
22:08:59: Also the coyotes are apparently back in Decatur and one of them ate my neighbor's cat. Yep.
22:10:08: It's games like these I really, really want Pavelec back. Heal quickly, buddy.
22:12:57: fridaphile: SERIOUSLY. I’d be like bitch I do not curr about your fake ass yogurt version of dessert! And... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o27cg7
22:13:23: RT @GottaLaff: Miss this? John Boehner blocks Capitol Rotunda honor for the last WWI veteran http://dlvr.it/JC9RH #TPC //keep it classy
22:14:42: @count_01 HAHAHAHA considering the Coyotes (notice the caps? :P) were here recently, that is frighteningly coincidental
22:15:18: Photo: › Words by [Zachary Levi] › › Original photo by [slain-fuzz] Grammar nerd time: it’s whose, not... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o28eec
22:18:27: @Ceilidhann The funny--strange--thing about blog posts is that sometimes they are the most able sources of freakouts. Forreals. :(
22:19:00: Hahaha that play, I can't. Oduya! Bogosian! Oduya! Bogosian! #theyseemetrollin #theyhatin
22:21:32: Dammit, you beautiful, beautiful men. TEARDROPS ON MY HOCKEY STICK.
22:24:46: So that game went kind of badly http://tumblr.com/xeh1o2cjgg
22:26:42: Man, Mark Stuart sounds like he's delivering a eulogy (or a eugoogly as Zoolander would say)
22:27:05: @Ceilidhann Good idea bb, sleep on it, tomorrow is another day. You're still awesome & people are just haters!
22:29:20: @iliveforsports The Thrashers just lost 3-1 when we had like over 40 shots on goal. I totally know how you feel #hockeyfanslament
22:29:59: @m0drnmoonlight Related story: Huckabee makes a desperate bid for relevance
22:32:54: Photo: KITTENS WILL MAKE ME HAPPY http://tumblr.com/xeh1o2g2i7
22:33:59: @iliveforsports A lot of our recent loss streak is because our star goalie got hurt and there's no ETA on his return
22:34:29: @iliveforsports and the other guy is 10 years older, less willing to dive to the ice to save, and appears to have walleye
22:35:14: @bethanyedwards LOL so there's a two words that terrify conservatives hashtag & one is "Nubian President"
22:37:42: lol oh my god watching The Office to soothe my pain and I forgot Kevin dressed as Michael Moore for Halloween
22:39:23: Now this person on tumblr is posting pictures of stairs and fire extinguishers. WHAT THE FUCK
22:40:02: @iliveforsports I still like 'em though because most of them are really pretty and they're good people, it's just we really need our goalie
22:42:09: I know what the Thrashers need right now! http://tumblr.com/xeh1o2k1w5
22:45:38: Photo: musingsofastranger: ACCURATE http://tumblr.com/xeh1o2lhn0
22:47:16: Good to know Scott Walker is a total jerk. http://huff.to/gdq7J5 "Obey my will or the jobs get it!" #checkhimintoawall
22:50:50: thetardisofsecrets: Part of why I moved home after freshman year. (The other parts being my roommates’... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o2nlu6
22:58:07: Newt Gingrich #checkhimintoawall
23:00:23: The tumblr user posting pictures of elevator up/down buttons and padlocks #checkherintoawall #yourphotosarenotdeeporinteresting
23:04:34: LOL DARRYL. "B-T-B. Bring that booty." Yeah, I would totally answer that text if certain men sent it.
23:07:54: @lechatsavant u betta werk
23:10:00: As someone who until now didn't care about real-life sports, it's weird to feel down about "my" team losing. This is normal, right?
23:11:37: @lechatsavant Okay! And it is, er, meant to make you appreciate the wins/good times, yes? I'm aware I sound like a foreigner but
23:16:01: OH JUST FRIGGIN RUB IT IN WILL YOU @AJC?
23:19:06: And then someone on tumblr posted a picture of a cat attempting to care for kittens someone had shot or something. Goodbye internet.
23:20:10: Maybe not the best idea in the world to post a picture of dead kittens, is it tumblr? - I want to check... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o2zqzw
23:20:45: @zestylime What is it about tumblr that makes people think "You know what would look great on my public dash? GORE!"
23:21:44: @zestylime #1 being...?
23:22:11: shewhoisanna: FTR, Anna, you’re one of the exceptions LOL But yeah, and if I hear “BUT YOU NEED TO BE AWARE... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o30kuq
23:22:35: @zestylime I KNOW RIGHT? That plus a dedicated at-reply type system would be so amazing
23:22:44: @zestylime Um I mean a reform of the reply system HAHA
23:25:29: @zestylime That and tumblr savior are GR8. It's hard to "PM" because you have to visit their ask, they visit yours, wash rinse repeat!
23:27:09: @lechatsavant Really, no caption necessary. also omg lofthouse cookies
23:27:39: Photo: No caption needed. http://tumblr.com/xeh1o32t92
23:32:42: GOD, more fucking "lol only men watch sports" nonsense from an ad - This time McDonalds’ breakfast. A woman... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o34vou
23:34:09: @jenny0101 Like Hebrew National, he's also kosher!
23:36:05: @m0drnmoonlight There's also the whole idea of "If he enjoys his leisure activity, that's a dealbreaker!"
23:37:18: @m0drnmoonlight I mean any prospective men better #dealwithit when it comes to my watching TV & internetting and stuff LOL!
23:37:50: @venusdiviolet Then of course there's the whole "there are no serious female sport fans; they're only in it for the players' looks" bit
23:38:05: @venusdiviolet And I mean yeah some of our guys are gorgeous. But that's what we refer to as A FRINGE BENEFIT
23:39:59: Photo: incredibly-sincere: It’s better with the cracked.com watermark cropped out and with the color balance... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o37hlg
23:40:13: @zestylime Another thing I hate about tumblr: PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING GULLIBLE AND STUPID
23:41:54: @zestylime Oh my god we should just post all the things we hate
23:43:04: @venusdiviolet lol yeah there are "puckbunnies" for a reason
23:43:16: bill-adama replied to your post: GOD, more fucking “lol only men watch sports” nonsense from an ad › I hate... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o38rkz
23:44:30: LOL yes the Office ep where they hit on ladies at a Borders and Darryl buys a Kindle
23:46:44: lvl20humanoid asked: Speaking of women, sports, and stereotypes—have you noticed how, when it comes to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1o3a4qr
23:49:16: @m0drnmoonlight It may have been that, I just glob all e-readers together and call them "Kindle" bahahaha
23:51:42: @m0drnmoonlight I just don't like e-readers or tablets. I am such an old skool books and laptop kind of gal.

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bergeronprocess — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 07:11:20 GMT

21:19:59: Photo: integra: I got drunk with Brent Seabrook because we’re in love. Erm…I looked him up and uh…I don’t... http://tumblr.com/xeh1npu876
21:20:23: I should make one where every single outcome is "good" by my standards
21:25:01: @m0drnmoonlight LOL I AM SERIOUSLY THINKING OF DOING ONE THAT'S JUST THRASHERS, PENGUINS AND ISLANDERS, FUCK THE POLICE
21:27:42: @m0drnmoonlight Yeah, er, "last name begins with" D has to be reserved for Radek Dvorak...it's for a friend...
21:29:16: @m0drnmoonlight Izzat your last name? haha
21:29:32: @m0drnmoonlight I honestly forget, I think I have it floating in my head right now your name but...I can't make it come up
21:30:41: I am deriving way too much joy from these "make a sentence from aspects of you" hockey things. - I’m... http://tumblr.com/xeh1npz1wk
21:31:19: @m0drnmoonlight ...lol hey you would get to be with our new Czech too apparently
21:33:47: integra replied to your post: I am deriving way too much joy from these “make a sentence from aspects of... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nq0d9h
21:36:37: @Ceilidhann Yes...our heroes may always disappoint us :(
21:39:00: integra replied to your post: integra replied to your post: I am deriving way… › oh let me put it together... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nq2pp0
21:41:07: @technicallykyle I think you're allowed to swear something that doesn't say God.
21:44:47: Photo: integra: I apparently married the Quick guy because we’re best friends. what I don’t know him from... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nq5d5a
21:45:34: Baffled at the idea of having to pay for a parking spot a block away from your house, as these folks on Property Virgins may have to do
21:45:54: Maybe it's because I'm from Atlanta and errbody here drives but what
21:48:05: @tricetjeden Haha I did after that, it's just funny that we're "best friends" now
21:48:12: @tricetjeden brb wearing a Kings jersey to a Thrashers game
21:48:57: Photo: RAHM APPROVES. http://tumblr.com/xeh1nq796m
21:50:22: m0drnmoonlight asked: Jonathan Quick is LA’s goalie. He played for UMass in college, so I saw him play... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nq7wi9
21:51:32: BROOKLINE! THAT'S WHERE CONAN IS FROM! It seems really nice.
21:56:32: integra replied to your post: Jonathan Quick is LA’s goalie. He played for UMass in college, so I saw him... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nqap9x
21:57:46: ANOTHER cool thing about those "make a sentence" pictures? You learn stuff about the folks who rebagel them. #decemberpeopleholla
21:58:22: @emmalabizarre lol that is not as possible here, our public transport is shit
21:59:26: LOL THEY END UP NOT BUYING ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO PICKY #icant
22:02:15: Photo: bill-adama: I really hate to burst people’s bubbles but…that paper is fake. It was what was shown on... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nqdad4
22:07:56: I want something to eat but I don't know what.
22:10:59: Photo: Baby penguins because academia is boring http://tumblr.com/xeh1nqh668
22:15:03: LMAO in this one 1872 article I'm reading, there's a column called "Unpleasantries."
22:19:25: Photo: sayingimages:... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nqkvbg
22:24:17: Video: I’ve had this song stuck in my head since this morning. http://tumblr.com/xeh1nqn01h
22:27:38: Allow me to express my adoration for footnotes. Makes my paper seem SUPER LONG
22:29:45: RT @CorinaBecker: Every time you use the word "retard", you refer to and insult me. Stop it. @EndTheWord now!!
22:36:53: Photo: I want some of these once I’ve finished writing my paper for the night, but we don’t have any. I... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nqsj42
22:41:45: Photo: › BURT: We swim in that pool! VIRGINIA: I know, right?! JIMMY: You know what? VIRGINIA: Nothing.... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nquojk
22:45:25: 13-year-old's on the warpath again. We're "all fucking stupid" now! #sitdown #getsomeperspective #andmaturity
22:46:50: @randomjeweler I reckon I was...not really...but she does this shit all the time, declares that ALL of us are something bad
22:47:04: @randomjeweler I'm like bitch step down, I DEFENDED you once
22:49:14: @randomjeweler Yep yep that's what I'll do, she also thinks saying the f word (not fuck) and the n word are the height of edginess
22:50:23: @bethanyedwards Every time I see that, I think of you, and I worry. :( Holding up okay?
22:51:09: Photo: dear-lover: Everything was beautiful—except real Rahm’s tie—and nothing hurt. http://tumblr.com/xeh1nqysig
22:55:39: @jenny0101 Ew, what an ignorant butthole that person is
23:00:44: @jenny0101 Oh okay I thought they were calling you retarded and we were just talking about how that's bad! gah
23:05:14: Photo: iamnotablogger: http://tumblr.com/xeh1nr4vv6
23:05:51: Photo: gpoy http://tumblr.com/xeh1nr55ge
23:06:21: @m0drnmoonlight BACKSTREET'S BACK ALRIGHT
23:06:38: @tricetjeden REPORT! Post-victory song playing in Isles dressing room: Justin Bieber's "Never say Never"
23:08:28: @tricetjeden I just can't believe grown men listen to Justin Bieber in a non-ironic manner. #classless
23:09:13: Photo: acciodesiree: Oh I see how it is, tonight is “Tumblr makes Emma nostalgic for grade school” night.... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nr6mg4
23:10:08: "After a long day of cleaning toilets, delivering gossip makes me feel special." Awww I love Raising Hope.
23:11:19: "How could you be so unresponsible?" Again this show, love it.
23:12:33: @jenny0101 DAMMIT WOMAN I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA LIKE THE KOOL KAT I AM
23:13:53: "How big is his pool?" "Medium size." "So am I."
23:16:18: @pineapplelizzie How mixed can that be?
23:19:05: OH MY GOD THIS ENTIRE FLASHBACK ABOUT PULL MY FINGER I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I AM 12
23:23:03: I need "Crabman"'s character on Raising Hope to become a regular okay
23:24:02: Photo: YESSSSSSSS http://tumblr.com/xeh1nrczr8
23:26:54: @jorajo I KNEW THAT WAS REAL. My friend is doing his big-ass paper on Jackson's portrayal in the media and I was like CHEESE
23:27:12: @pineapplelizzie Um, okay, so he's the one who said "no more" and then...he...did more? I AM SO CONFUSED.
23:28:34: @tricetjeden omg that Penguins make-a-sentence (what are those things called?) WHY IS IT MISSING NOVEMBER
23:29:19: @bethanyedwards Um, don't watch this week's ANTM. It will trigger your phobia, from a report I just read.
23:32:53: @pineapplelizzie What a crazy banana.
23:38:10: Photo: thegaysha: gpoy http://tumblr.com/xeh1nriyo9
23:42:25: With that ginger hair and that complexion, I'm not at all surprised Richard Blais has Irish heritage lol
23:46:06: Am I the only one who thinks Greek yogurt isn't all that great? I had honey kind, but had to add like 3 tbsp of real honey to make it good
23:47:37: @bethanyedwards Likewise because you know Oxygen will marathon that shit like before it's even over
23:48:19: @tricetjeden Best answer
23:48:48: @kiokushitaka I just saw this ad that was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. OUR YOGURT IS THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD. and I was like wat.
23:49:24: @sHes_AMack Lol I just eat the normal kind, but not the Carbmaster from Kroger, the texture is weird & aftertaste bad
23:50:52: @tricetjeden *eyes widen in obvious interest*
23:52:09: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1nrop6v
23:52:20: @tricetjeden Just tell me how to get there bb. I am down down down down down
23:53:28: @m0drnmoonlight Oh ew I hate cherries lol. Maybe one with peaches or something.
23:53:47: @alanpdx YES!
23:56:41: You don't want to be Epcot Center.

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From Twitter 03-01-2011

bergeronprocess — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 07:11:42 GMT

00:17:40: Biggest pet peeve: when people spell it ya'll. The apostrophe indicates a contraction. It is y'all, removing the "ou"
00:19:16: "Your shoes are leopard-print and I growled!" Oh Conan.
00:21:58: I'm going to separate my paper into MOTHER FUCKING SECTIONS - WITH NAMES PARTYING HARD AND LIVING THE DREAM http://tumblr.com/xeh1n5iwrp
00:23:57: I want a prosthetic leg filled with Legos. Conan's admiring notice of that woman's freckles was adorable.
00:25:15: I love love love the 80s Eurovision winner character too. OH CONAN I SING OF THEE
00:36:56: Photo: fuckyeahatlantathrashers: Also their uniforms are ugly as original sin. LOL I’m talking about you,... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n5o190
00:38:29: @venusdiviolet ...WOW That is a very astute question I don't know the answer to. Goat?
00:40:57: Chicagoan friend just told me that this is the Cubs' year. - DRINK! http://tumblr.com/xeh1n5pdjm
00:43:33: threeoh4: He’s actually the highest-paid actor on teevee. All of teevee. I am not kidding. (Also, clearly... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n5q8vr
00:46:06: @venusdiviolet I REALLY THINK SO JESUS GOD
00:50:54: @tricetjeden and then I went on wiki to see if they use the euro and they apparently chose not to in manner of UK. Knowledge is power!
00:53:28: @lyndasty WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? I'm finna take that fucker down hockey style
01:00:41: Photo: PICARD IS THE F’N MAN http://tumblr.com/xeh1n5vxsm
01:21:02: Photo: daphnedonaghy: GO ON… PS: Oh my god hnnnng Chris Pine http://tumblr.com/xeh1n62hfw
01:22:52: Video: Even if you’re not a hockey fan—yet—give this video a watch just to hear how casually the announcer... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n632pp
01:42:56: Regular-ass Triscuits.
01:48:25: HUBBLE GOT YOU
02:17:48: Photo: SPACE JAM WAS THE SHIT http://tumblr.com/xeh1n6iumw
02:35:05: @jenny0101 NOOOOOOO
02:35:29: @lyndasty Naw. Bitches ain't shit. Who are they to do the body policing?!
02:42:01: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1n6otjh
03:01:43: @jenny0101 BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAAAAN
03:13:30: @shewhoisAnna This is you http://bit.ly/f7JHaa
16:17:42: It is SUCH a pretty warm day in Atlanta today. It will be even prettier if the Thrashers win tonight. :)
20:08:34: So PK Subban just danced throughout both national anthems. I can't.
21:03:32: Gah! Thrashers fan blues! 2-0 at the top of the second.
21:35:49: Still 2-0 Canadiens, end of 2nd. C'mon Blueland!!
22:16:42: FLAMING BIRD HEADS! Yeeeeah!
23:20:52: @shewhoisAnna I was just happy we didn't get shut out LOL
23:21:17: @m0drnmoonlight We had a 4-0-2 record with them until today, so I just had high expectations!
23:23:46: @m0drnmoonlight I took pictures of SCHREMPY! because he is #13 and that's my number so
23:25:42: @m0drnmoonlight omg his last tweet from yesterday. TIME TO UPDATE YOUR PROFILE AND PIC, PAL
23:26:41: @m0drnmoonlight We don't appear to have a 44 on the roster, lol
23:27:54: @m0drnmoonlight I just need some, like, clearinghouse page of Thrashers on Twitter to follow
23:28:55: ATTEMPTING TO TAKE PICS OF THE NEW THRASHERS, LIKE A BAWSS! MOSTLY FAILING, LIKE A BAWSS!
23:39:39: Total bullshit to aim a "zomg mercury from CFL lightbulbs, watch out" story only at parents, CBS46. No one else buys lightbulbs?
23:42:59: STORIES FROM THE GAME - Cool Story Bro time: 1. I got a green tea lemonade from Starbucks and as I waited... http://tumblr.com/xeh1nfybu8
23:46:30: Photo: CONTINUED NIK ANTROPOV/ANTHROPOLOGY PRETTY HAIRS APPRECIATION http://tumblr.com/xeh1nfzng5
23:51:43: Photo: Second non-shite Dvorak picture! http://tumblr.com/xeh1ng1jr4
23:56:30: Photo: EKANE PHOTOBOMBED ME AS I ATTEMPTED TO TAKE A GREAT PICTURE OF ANTHROPOLOGY LOL OH WELL http://tumblr.com/xeh1ng39wb
23:58:45: @tricetjeden That photo is amazing! The sharpness!
23:59:56: Mom: The Spiderman musical, who wants to see that? Me: Glenn Beck.

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bergeronprocess — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 07:11:12 GMT

20:08:26: @tricetjeden LOL YES
20:10:10: @lechatsavant Clearly your storms swerved down southeast and got us!
20:12:24: @m0drnmoonlight We apparently have this new chappie Radek Dvorak and Amanda thinks he's quite pretty.
20:14:06: @m0drnmoonlight Yeah, that could be why. I think we just waivered out a guy who scored yesterday, too little too late
20:14:15: @m0drnmoonlight Also I am still learning about waivers
20:14:39: @reason_says Dick is a goddamn name, Mansplaining is a portmanteau and Cracker is a thing you eat with soup JEEZ
20:15:21: @tricetjeden Trade ya! http://bit.ly/hshcbM
20:17:57: @m0drnmoonlight Amanda showed me the Wiki page about it yesterday and I was like "derp derp derp wat"
20:18:09: @m0drnmoonlight I joked there should be a Simple English version of the page
20:19:46: @m0drnmoonlight I imagine it being shouted in a frat-guy dudebro voice. SCHREMPY!
20:20:55: Oh, hi again rain, thought you were done with for now :-\
20:35:49: Photo: strobee: It certainly is, even though it often films in Vancouver due to low costs. What about 30... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n33z0n
20:48:23: @bethanyedwards Hey, The Crucible is a Jeopardy answer!
20:49:54: Exclusive! 'Lost' star Josh Holloway, a.k.a. Sawyer, to star in 'Community''s season finale—a sequel to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n39p54
20:50:05: @bethanyedwards I know right? So annoying. But yep it was!
20:50:27: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1n39wte
21:07:42: @tricetjeden who dat be? He is trying a little too hard to do BLUE STEEL!
21:09:53: @tricetjeden OH! (*dudebro frat bro voice*) SCHREMPY! Yeah my Islanders fan friend told me loads about him already.
21:10:27: "One thing I noticed about these films you’ve nominated is there are no African Americans in any of..." http://tumblr.com/xeh1n3hwtk
21:12:24: @tricetjeden LOL YES! MAKE A SIGN!!! BUT BE CAREFUL WALKING! :(
21:13:53: @tricetjeden Well okay as long as you text me when you get home LOL I am paranoid. But she just told me he was coming; no editorializing
21:16:38: Photo: tasteslikepink: ALL THE ACCENTS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD http://tumblr.com/xeh1n3ke2v
21:18:38: @tricetjeden Safety school #trolololo
21:27:39: Already thinking about what to eat at the CNN Center before the game tomorrow LOL
21:31:06: @m0drnmoonlight Habs
21:35:46: Photo: derpderp526: DUDE I HAD NO IDEA DUDE http://tumblr.com/xeh1n3rz1t
21:37:02: I like to pretend that when Anthony Weiner sends me an email, he personally sat down and wrote it to me.
21:37:26: @m0drnmoonlight LMFAO! That is so cute though. He tried!
21:39:36: @pineapplecakes Me with Rahm too lol. I imagine him snuggled up in bed w/laptop or whatever. "My dearest beautiful Emma..."
21:41:56: Photo: yep http://tumblr.com/xeh1n3uezm
22:00:58: @tricetjeden LMAO. I CAN BE USED FOR MANY THINGS
22:01:35: Photo: fuckyeahatlantathrashers: THIS Seriously, take a pain pill and get in your pads, Pavs. We need you.... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n421ti
22:02:39: BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!! #chicagocode
22:06:35: @tricetjeden Meanwhile, you are the Thrashers' love doctor or something. LMAO. #kissandmakeitbetter
22:06:55: LOL that "conserve the peace" argument is actually true; it was played to dramatic effect in the awesome book Windy City
22:09:37: @tricetjeden Oh me too, me too lol. Since I am so useful for powering campaigns. I might make a sign for tomorrow too, depending...
22:09:46: @writeforwhiskey unf I must watch this later
22:12:42: @tricetjeden Yeah mine was going to be like "FEEL BETTER PAVS <3" if he's not playing but that'd be a bit puckbunny, wouldn't it...
22:15:21: Mom and I just sat here for like 2 minutes trying to remember Bill Ayers' last name lol
22:17:54: @tricetjeden LMAO RIGHT??? They need to fix that
22:20:07: @tricetjeden People with twitter who were on twitter 20min before the game! I wouldn't have known that if not for you.
22:30:17: @lechatsavant I read that article! HIS BEARD LOL
22:32:20: RT @ahuntre: Anyone who refers to "2 and a half men" as family show has never watched the show.
22:41:24: @shewhoisAnna Poof! http://bit.ly/fjFWf1
22:45:17: @shewhoisAnna IS IT NOT ART
22:48:25: @shewhoisAnna Maybe I could ask Josh if he knows what real Rahm thinks of MayorRahm
22:50:55: Ooooh that mama was just a bit off #chicagocode
22:51:53: Also I finished my 6-page sample for after spring break, so my prof can suck it, but I might just go on and write a bit more...hmm
22:53:02: BOO AUTISM SPEAKS AD, GTFO
22:54:32: Boo, Autism Speaks ad - (If you ask “But why?” then I direct thee to my piece on the subject) http://tumblr.com/xeh1n4m7mz
22:55:37: Photo: luciernyx: My phone. Well, it -does- vibrate with gusto. But still. o.O http://tumblr.com/xeh1n4mmlv
23:00:58: I feel that way about my car tho #donthate #harryslaw
23:02:46: Tommy, really? Albinos freak you out? #wtf #harryslaw
23:03:52: key-of-random replied to your post: Boo, Autism Speaks ad › Did not know that about Autism Speaks. Thanks... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n4pqce
23:12:04: "I'm touched, as I'm beginning to suspect are you." #harryslaw
23:18:49: Photo: tasteslikepink: THIS SOUNDS AMAZING AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I AM SO BUYING A PINT WHEN IT HITS MY... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n4vcp5
23:22:50: Photo: threeoh4: I know this is real because threeoh4 is good folks and has posted photos of 304 products... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n4wund
23:23:14: Missing the point: seeing that birthday cake on the Biggest Loser Couples ad and thinking "Wow, I want that!"
23:24:51: Oh no this white lawyer asshole guy just di'nt suggest "oh you're just making up the persecution~~" #harryslaw
23:25:58: @tricetjeden SHIRTLESS DUDE? #probablyjustmissedthepoint #butshirtless!
23:27:38: Some of these late-1800s newspaper articles I'm reading for my paper are a laugh riot - They clearly didn’t... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n4ynpz
23:29:57: @tricetjeden ROGER THAT, CAPITANO...er...integra or fyeahthrashers? I got behind on tumblarrfingarr tryna do some of my paper
23:30:37: Ketchup should never be put on a hotdog, proposed to be put on a hotdog or even being thought to be put on a... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n4zssl
23:32:02: @lechatsavant I thought you were just really excited about not putting ketchup on hot dogs lol
23:32:27: @tricetjeden *sees* *jawdrop*
23:33:38: Photo: kayaeleyee: I’m gonna need one of these delivered to my mouth posthaste. What a cool idea, especially... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n50xst
23:35:08: @technicallykyle Jenna is the fuckin bawss
23:36:00: @m0drnmoonlight Blackcurrant jelly babbies 4 lyfe
23:38:00: Photo: lioneltheaustralian: This case was solved in December. She was found alive and well. Time to take it... http://tumblr.com/xeh1n52lj3
23:42:44: This white guy be xenophobic as shyt #harryslaw
23:44:12: LMAO YES THE OBSCENITY RULING! Oh man comm law class memories
23:45:22: ...You know, I'm actually not sure fellatio is banned here. If I had the gumption, I'd go look through old laws but. No. #harryslaw
23:47:25: @jac1975 LOL O SHIT! The researchers on Harry's Law didn't do their job too well
23:47:40: My friend @jac1975 just confirmed the state Supreme Court struck down the fellatio ban in 1999. #harryslaw
23:50:53: @shewhoisAnna Yeah, I can pretty much confirm no fucks were given aboot that
23:51:13: @monkeyonthelam I know! But I feel I'd need to catch up on it, whereas Harry's Law I'm in from the start & Kathy Bates is awesome
23:54:02: It's not exactly a hop, skip and jump from Cincinnati to Cleveland, y'all. Having made the trip, it takes the better part of a day.
23:54:26: Ohio is big and flat and a C-C-C train between the three cities would be amazing, but Kasich is a d-bag

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From Twitter 02-26-2011

bergeronprocess — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 07:16:04 GMT

01:31:48: Yelling at the AJC sports twitter feeds to provide more information about Pavelec LIKE A BAWSS
01:41:30: "Seated in the front row of his 200-level section, Jason Palmer’s sign voiced his hopes for the future..." http://tumblr.com/xeh1m68uf5
01:46:12: @lechatsavant Gurl get on Trillian, I see you liking ALL MY RAHM PICS
01:51:01: Oh wait that "There may be a buyer for Philips and the teams" article is actually awful - After the lede,... http://tumblr.com/xeh1m6c748
02:37:06: threeoh4: http://tumblr.com/xeh1m6rb1g
03:17:20: Photo: nom-chompsky: LMAO RANGEFINDER Let’s see…Ravenclaw suggests “ravenous” and “raveling” http://tumblr.com/xeh1m72h5i
14:23:08: #w4c Atlanta! Split into 3 walking groups. We looped Piedmont Park. Gorgeous day outside.
20:15:37: You know what I don't care about, prof? The book sale. You know what I do care about, prof? All those thing… (cont) http://deck.ly/~N5II5
20:18:46: Editing photos from #w4c today. It was just such a pretty day.
20:22:23: ginger-gal: It was a nice day in Atlanta today! http://tumblr.com/xeh1mfltaq
20:26:47: @lechatsavant Hey, that was pretty darn good!
20:28:12: Photo: OH HEY SINCE I KNOW KAYCE IS ONLINE NOW (SHE REBAGELED ME), Here’s my picture of you and Hayley (I do... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mfo1fn
20:31:47: No, I'm not biased saying my friend's sign was the best at #w4c Atlanta. http://bit.ly/ersrzz
20:35:32: I like seeing the range in weather in #w4c photos: one from a snowy city right next to ladies in Tampa wearing their jean cuffs rolled up
20:53:04: Photo: Succinct! http://tumblr.com/xeh1mfxnzf
20:53:55: @geeoharee Did they cover Walk for Choice either?
20:55:01: @geeoharee BOO-URNS
20:57:17: LMAO I just saw this group of Bruins fans who are totally butthurt that Wheeler plays for the Thrashers now. YOU MAD?
20:57:59: RT @GottaLaff: 100,000 protesters ignored by cable news [sic]. Had it only been 25 teabaggers, think of the coverage! #wiunion
21:01:26: Bruins fans acting like a family member has died because Blake Wheeler plays for the Thrashers now http://tumblr.com/xeh1mg0vpo
21:02:57: @tricetjeden LMAO we're so mean
21:04:12: @tricetjeden THAT'S RIGHT! They were hawks, as I saw in the Pkane drunk speech video!
21:06:21: Forgot I bought a chocolate bar at Starbucks earlier. CHOCOLATE
21:17:54: @tricetjeden The paper had some stuff about cooking classes & one was like "making macarons~~ $80!" I was like WAT.
21:22:05: Photo: sexisbeautiful: Basically http://tumblr.com/xeh1mg8zze
21:26:58: Oh crap now we're not supposed to like "y u no" guy. Well then tumblr, you've got yourselves to blame, haven't you?
21:28:20: @sokorra It's racist, apparently.
21:29:33: @TMOverbeck LOL it apparently just happened today. My friend made a great Walk for Choice poster of him, I thought it quite comedic
21:34:18: @tricetjeden oh my god Buffy skating in trying to break errthing up
21:43:45: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xeh1mghm7u Raffaella Carrà in #DoctorWho :D
21:49:50: @tricetjeden Oh my god the sarcasm is dripping off that recommendation sentence
21:50:54: Photo: fuckyeahatlantathrashers: Drip drip drip! I can feel the sarcasm on that recommendation sentence just... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mgkeyo
21:52:55: ginger-gal: Ugh, when I was 15, I was already comfortably positioned in my liberal, pro-choice, anti-Bush... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mgl70c
21:55:47: @venusdiviolet For some reason, the Thrashers' farm team is in CHICAGO, 600mi north. I have no idea why.
21:56:55: @tricetjeden Their PR is shit, frankly. WE ARE WORRIED AS TO THE STATUS OF OUR PAVS.
21:58:48: @venusdiviolet WHY ARE SPORTS CONFUSING? We need Keith to tutor us.
22:00:36: @tricetjeden Oh my goodness, this pic of Wheeler is too cute. I can feel the happiness. http://bit.ly/eE0p9v
22:01:13: @venusdiviolet Ah, cool! But Keith's Sports Tutorials would still be a huge hit.
22:01:50: watchin Tyler Perry movies #dontjudge
22:06:39: Photo: ginger-gal: NICE JAYNE HAT, GAL AT THE RIGHT! We had a dude in a Browncoats shirt. And I met Kayce... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mgqpes
22:07:06: @hubbit They have a UK candy bar named Yorkie. Tagline: It's not for girls. I've eaten at least two.
22:10:04: Why are there so many pictures of Our Pavs looking dejected as opposing team players celebrate a goal?!
22:12:20: @hubbit Little by little!
22:12:52: Photo: OH MY GOD THE TWO GUYS RIGHT ABOVE WHERE IT SAYS VALUE PACK http://tumblr.com/xeh1mgt5xa
22:18:17: I should just do a post of "funny faces on hockey fans" - like the one collection of people looking intently... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mgvc72
22:21:34: Photo: Yep. http://tumblr.com/xeh1mgwnx1
22:31:05: lioneltheaustralian: lol gurl you are not 15, and are much more mature—that’s why I was shocked at first to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mh0hx8
22:32:55: Photo: shewhoisanna: Look to the right of the Lay’s bag. http://tumblr.com/xeh1mh18sq
22:35:30: shewhoisanna asked: …is that a little penis? D: http://tumblr.com/xeh1mh29w3
22:39:05: prettymucharockstar asked: Hey, I’m Kayce’s girlfriend :) http://tumblr.com/xeh1mh3p6z
22:47:39: Photo: greenstate: “Emma loves people!” I really do, though. *ME GUSTA FACE* Hahahaha I’m kidding, I know... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mh74vr
22:51:00: I don't know if y'all understand how psyched I am for Pokemon White. - (My friend preordered Black so we... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mh8fxy
22:54:29: Photo: foreverletang-: ^^^^^^ http://tumblr.com/xeh1mh9u5m
22:55:11: Mom and me when we see that stupid "We're out of TP, toss me a roll" ad: "GET YOUR OWN."
22:56:41: Photo: I LOVE THIS OKAY http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhapx5
22:58:04: Photo: itstherealpuddingbaby: Am I the only one who does this or http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhb9o6
23:02:02: So um...someone didn't know Hamlet dies in, uh, Hamlet. It's a Shakespearean tragedy. EVERYONE DIES IN THOSE, BASICALLY.
23:04:31: @nicocoer SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!1
23:05:20: @lechatsavant Snape kills Dumbledore
23:06:34: @bethanyedwards OMG NO WAY
23:07:34: I am not the only one who dips Wendy's fries in Frosties - THIS MAKES ME HAPPY http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhexbq
23:09:11: nom-chompsky: LOL at ours, this guy with a mohawk that was kind of orangey had a T-Mobile tablet thing and... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhfkb9
23:12:11: I am surrounded by boys. But they're cats, not Nice Jewish Boys, sadly
23:17:27: Oh my god in this movie they have gone to this honky-tonk dive bar. Lawd a mussy.
23:19:55: Photo: › holy motherfucking shit i cant even type ewgsjerhgdhs I edited out the giant screaming font. Also... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhjuse
23:20:26: That happiness I feel when I am Tumblr Factchecker!
23:21:49: That peculiar happiness experienced when Tumblr Factcheckers do their thaaaaang - amirite http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhkm2b
23:22:56: nom-chompsky asked: I just had a weird moment during which I saw your tumblr pic & the tweet you posted and... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhkv6x
23:24:09: RT @neonne: my verdict on I Am Number Four: teenage mutant ninja teenagers
23:26:55: Photo: Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhmn7t
23:30:22: Wait a minute, SNL isn't new this week, is it...well then
23:30:46: Photo: I’m just going to post this forever okay http://tumblr.com/xeh1mho6vo
23:33:46: Photo: Dorky Rahm is dorky. Hey, look at the placement of the newspaper in that shot! http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhpdg7
23:34:31: squidneycrosby: Hey wait @tricetjeden didn’t you show me the shitbums thing? http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhpo5d
23:37:14: LMAO THIS STRIP CLUB SCENE #ICANT
23:38:21: Basically The Family That Preys should just cut all the scenes without Kathy Bates and Alfre Woodard.
23:39:37: Photo: SEXY http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhrpun
23:43:22: Photo: memeftw: I LOVE THIS MEME AND I DON’T CARE http://tumblr.com/xeh1mht73v
23:46:52: Wow, people I follow on tumblr post photos of Robert Pattinson in a non-sarcastic actually-fangirling way. #huh
23:53:55: Kathy Bates appreciation life
23:58:27: kelseywho: Or when you haven’t seen someone in a while and they’re like “HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING 8D” and I’m... http://tumblr.com/xeh1mhz7m3

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From Twitter 02-25-2011

bergeronprocess — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 07:09:53 GMT

18:43:18: @venusdiviolet Ooooh I do like him!
18:44:21: Photo: Seeing this would’ve just solidified my resolve to vote for Jeff; clearly it was a cheap... http://tumblr.com/xeh1m1y596
18:47:01: Photo: tasteslikepink: http://tumblr.com/xeh1m1z6ze
18:48:23: @sheenalouise Oh my goodness I had a giggle at that. Who is Justice Beaver? Sheena I friggin love you.
18:49:27: Photo: › I don’t need Yvonne in my life this year, okay? I’m done with the drama. That’s what the movies are... http://tumblr.com/xeh1m2048f
18:50:37: @rubykatewriting Honey preach, I feel exactly the same as you on that!
18:51:57: @kshandra In this case it was meant for folks who want gender reassignment, I feel based on context & Craigslist sectioning
18:53:31: WOW! Walk for Choice has spread to ROME? (Georgia, not Italy) Color me SUPER DUPER IMPRESSED!
18:54:13: @kshandra Could've been for that too actually, it was the Craigslist personals section, ifyaknowwhatimean! Thanks for the clarification!
18:54:43: brilliantbones: It’s spread to ROME? WOW. Rome is pretty conservative. That’s awesomesauce. (I’m going to... http://tumblr.com/xeh1m228gu
18:59:25: Jackie Tyler appreciation life. Hell, basically all the Tylers. And Mickey. Yep, the Rose era is my fave #shrug
19:00:23: @bethanyedwards Mmmmm, Owen Biddle
19:03:33: Resisting urgent attempt to kick things atm for something I really can't say publicly
19:03:44: @sheenalouise I just emailed you something related to my kind of cryptic tweet
19:08:46: @sheenalouise Reminds me of trying to find first retail job & no one would hire me bc I had no experience
19:09:21: I do hope there are fans down at Philips Arena giving Atlanta Spirit hell and basically supporting Blueland.... http://tumblr.com/xeh1m2815r
19:11:47: Photo: GREG IS NOT AN ALIEN http://tumblr.com/xeh1m28znq
19:17:10: fuckyeahatlantathrashers replied to your post: I do hope there are fans down at Philips Arena giving Atlanta... http://tumblr.com/xeh1m2b3lg
19:18:18: I should seriously start a news website where each story comes with an appropriate gif.
19:19:50: Photo: gadgetry: WOW that was quick. If only the “Black babies are an endangered species” ones from Georgia... http://tumblr.com/xeh1m2c7lr
19:20:18: @tricetjeden LMAO! If you posted on it before about 5, I didn't see b/c I tried to do some schoolwork today
19:20:27: @tricetjeden and now I know how to make footnotes and LOL TRACY ILU
19:21:52: @tricetjeden Keep me updated on the game. I'm going to a play. 11 Alive calls Ladd simply a forward. HE'S THEIR BLOODY CAPTAIN!
19:22:11: JESUS CHRIST, 11 ALIVE, I'VE BEEN A HOCKEY FAN FOR >1 MO AND I CAN REPORT ON THE THRASHERS BETTER THAN YOU
19:23:37: Rule of honorifics/titles: always default to the higher title--Representative over Mrs., Captain over Forward.
19:24:09: @tricetjeden Cool, I may watch the replay or something! But yeah it is a bit Kanyeshrug with the Panthers
19:26:00: @tricetjeden I'll check me guide...Yep, Fox Sports South does it at 2 am as well. Also LOL THE PREDATORS.
19:26:15: @tricetjeden I saw a game recap on the WGN news, so of course it was like "yay Blackhawks!" but wow
19:27:33: @shewhoisAnna Not Chicken Tetrazzini? LOL #justgivingyoushit
19:33:51: Photo: So hi there 11 Alive I know we’ve talked about your Thrashers coverage before And by comparison this... http://tumblr.com/xeh1m2hq0t
19:37:38: @writeforwhiskey JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
19:40:52: THIS IS SO TRUE, @oatmeal. I interned in the food section of an alt-weekly & going to resto websites tries my patience. http://bit.ly/dY1DcP
19:41:19: Also the only place on the internet where auto-play music is still used? Restaurant websites (& some Tumblrs)
19:42:56: @sourcitruslady OH GOD REALLY? VOMIT!! (I would have headphones on, go to resto site, BAM GOING DEAF FROM SHITTY JAZZ MUSIC)
19:47:39: Photo: tyleroakley: I LOVE TYLER OAKLEY http://tumblr.com/xeh1m2n4es
23:27:08: Play was pretty funny, maybe one too many "lol fatty" jokes.
23:28:00: And then Pavelec got hurt and no one will tell us why and we just barely snatched defeat from the shootout jaws of victory and so
23:30:30: @m0drnmoonlight We do? Cool!
23:30:50: @tricetjeden Lol um do you know why that Powers74 chap replied to us? Because Tweetdeck doesn't show what it's in reply to
23:32:06: @sheenalouise Shhhh don't say that, now Zuckerberg will make that
23:32:24: @m0drnmoonlight Cool! We need points. Our Pavs got hurt :( that's why they won, Mason is a pisspoor goalie
23:32:36: @tricetjeden OIC...OK then
23:34:56: PRAYER CIRCLE FOR PAVELEC Y'ALL - WE NEED HIM! Mason is a piss poor goalie!! And no one will say what the... http://tumblr.com/xeh1m551hp
23:36:44: Photo: Oh these are too precious, I wouldn’t be able to eat them. http://tumblr.com/xeh1m55qoy
23:38:31: @tricetjeden Dat bitch ain't shit, she just jealous of our Czech cream puff (I lied, I'm going to make that happen)
23:40:51: @tricetjeden KUMQUAT. Now I want sweet potatoes. What is wrong with me
23:41:05: @tricetjeden NO. SCRATCH THAT. SWEET POTATO FRIES.
23:41:36: Trying to fast-forward through the ads on live TV aww yeah
23:42:31: @tricetjeden AWWWWWWW! Too cute!
23:43:14: I'll help you compose a tweet if you like.
23:47:53: @m0drnmoonlight That sounds like the articles I edit
23:52:04: Am I finna have to Tumblr Savior out another obsessive fandom? *flicks hair*
23:53:26: @m0drnmoonlight That was the first one I screened. Supernatural.
23:53:45: @shewhoisAnna I might because yo. Supernatural.
23:55:34: I was heretofore unaware that the movie "Gnomeo" required the G to be pronounced as HARD as rock: "guh-no-mee-oh"
23:56:08: @zestylime It's amazing. It will change your tumblr life.
23:56:41: @shewhoisAnna Me too. Because THAT IS HOW YOU FUCKING SAY IT lol
23:57:50: @awienick I just saw one that didn't, so it's passed the borders of "assertion" and into "first-hand witnessing"
23:58:45: @awienick No, it's the voiceover saying all these godawful puns about going to see Gnomeo.
23:59:56: @shewhoisAnna It's not catching shit. It's just being kind of sick of it but not wanting to unfollow people who are otherwise quality.

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From Twitter 02-24-2011

bergeronprocess — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 07:10:37 GMT

21:28:24: Photo: supersoygrrrl: My mom and I just went out to eat when I had my menarche (which is what “first period”... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lrvwei
21:30:42: I'm not a betting woman but I bet TBBT will be about romantic relationships.
21:31:20: daphnedonaghy: Agree! http://tumblr.com/xeh1lrx33j
21:43:52: Photo: OMG @TRICETJEDEN YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS http://tumblr.com/xeh1ls23eu
21:49:48: A toothbrush? Why not just BUY A VIBRATOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
21:49:57: (Yes I am watching TBBT at 8:30 whatever)
21:50:40: Why is it the only guy who actually went to a primary source for "uh the Thrashers aren't leaving tomorrow"... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ls4u1d
22:03:33: I love pwning Chicagoans on names for things. First Cloud Gate, now the origin of the term Windy City. I live in Atlanta.
22:06:20: @lechatsavant RBR says he AND Kanye West are there
22:08:10: Photo: brilliantbones: Considering the abysmal state of sex ed in America, I honestly believe it isn’t a... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lsbukf
22:09:48: @monkeyonthelam It certainly isn't as awesome as Threat Level Midnight
22:10:12: 10 minutes or so in and this Office is already clearly not going to be as awesome as Threat Level Midnight
22:11:07: LOL CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER
22:14:49: Oops, unfollowing some jackass for joking that Packer should give Pam AIDS. Definitely not funny.
22:21:04: @m0drnmoonlight Cold water + microwave for a bit? It's booty but it may work?
22:23:32: Kelly is totally right, that was a fauxpology.
22:24:51: Bakeshop. 50% off Scoutmob coupon. Amazing dessert menu. I think I may go there tomorrow.
22:29:42: @lechatsavant Welcome to my life except change the team names
22:30:52: "I'm full-on corrupt." Oh Pam, too cute!
22:31:04: @tricetjeden ...people still watch that show?
22:31:30: RON SWANSON'S STEAK BOOK
22:39:40: I LOVE THAT CHRYSLER DETROIT AD AND I DON'T CURR
22:41:27: @m0drnmoonlight My problem is that idiots who subscribe to the THRASHERS LEAVING dogma cite losses as a reason
22:50:03: Photo: threeoh4: oh my god I remember when I first heard this, I was just BLOWN AWAY, it is the most awesome... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lssggd
22:52:18: This Truvia gal really cannot fucking sing and all the "I'm a fatty cuz I ate a yummy-looking mousse cake" nonsense is stupid
22:53:45: Photo: nom-chompsky: Youtube :D http://tumblr.com/xeh1lstx0t
22:54:07: LOL Someone be jelly because they have a Mac, so they don't have the glory that is onestop.mid #VICTORYISMINE
22:55:03: Teriyaki Hairpiece
22:55:43: OH MY GOD LESLIE KNOPE'S DATING LIFE IS BASICALLY MINE
22:56:29: Photo: I AM LESLIE KNOPE AND LESLIE KNOPE IS ME ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THE BREAKUPS http://tumblr.com/xeh1lsuzqv
23:02:14: RT @bethanyedwards: Uh oh, I think this is the Jezebel/TDS story...//*rubs hands in joy*
23:02:26: Also the Jezebel/TDS story is a big part of why I stopped watching TDS, so
23:05:44: Justin Bee-eye-ber!
23:07:43: LOL OH GOD YEP THIS IS CLEARLY A REFERENCE TO OLIVIA MUNN
23:11:24: kaycem asked: you may have posted/talked about this, but are you going to the atlanta walk for choice? i... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lt0tq9
23:13:07: LOL Jenna doing baby talk to a bunch of guys in Blackhawks gear. WATCH OUT, PATRICK KANE MIGHT BE THERE
23:14:15: Oh my god this 30 Rock is clearly a takeoff of the Olivia Munn TDS hire - As someone for whom the entirety... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lt1y33
23:14:24: I thought SPACE was the final frontier.
23:27:42: ...well now this episode totally sucks
23:28:34: Oh nevermind that 30 Rock ended up being awful http://tumblr.com/xeh1lt7j4v
23:29:30: @bethanyedwards You're not the only one who went from :D to D: eh?
23:31:12: silverqueen replied to your post: Oh nevermind that 30 Rock ended up being awful › IAWTP. I guess I was... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lt8l28
23:35:23: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE I NEED SOME HELP UNDERSTANDING HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT 30 ROCK. I'm defaulting to wtf.
23:37:30: silverqueen: I won’t because you’re not wrong. For once I wanted her to succeed and for the show to make... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ltb1wx
23:39:21: @glaciachan A plus. I want to see dat shit online soon.
23:44:44: @lechatsavant Oh god it must be because of NCLB. If they fail AYP for enough consecutive years, they can "restructure"
23:46:04: nueva-bordena: Know who else does? The mayor-elect of Chicago. http://tumblr.com/xeh1lteeh7
23:46:42: Photo: chicagobullslove: REACH FOR THE SKY, RAHM, BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU FALL YOU WILL LAND AMONG THE STARS.... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ltencs
23:48:41: @m0drnmoonlight Has it got to do with NCLB? Or schools failing AYP? Are they "restructuring"? I HATE NCLB
23:51:28: Man, when people on House Hunters bitch about tiny kitchens, I invite them to come see our tiny kitchen. #quityerbitchin
23:51:54: AND our tiny bathroom. Our place is small, but it's all we need. This woman: "I realize America is the country of super size." NO SHIT.
23:52:57: Sady Doyle liked tonight's 30 Rock. I don't...get it anymore... *fades away*
23:53:35: @shewhoisAnna I'll be on later--lol someone named foreverletang just followed me. FOREVER TANGY
23:55:31: @lyndasty Property Virgins! That show is like "time to judge the fuck out of people who want way too much for a low budget!"
23:55:52: @lyndasty One recently had two 24-year-olds tryna buy a huge house and the man wasn't even settled in a career yet?!
23:56:17: silverqueen: I AM STILL FULL OF CONFUSE ABOUT IT but trending to “that was bad!” I just need that gif of... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ltid4d
23:58:48: @nicocoer Roger! I will when I finish up my daily post

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From Twitter 02-23-2011

bergeronprocess — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 07:10:15 GMT

21:51:42: Photo: Also none of y’all Sabres are nearly as fierce as the Thrashers, real talk http://tumblr.com/xeh1lgmcjr
21:53:00: thegaysha asked: This:... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lgmv11
21:57:11: Whoa whoa whoa Coach Ramsay played in Buffalo and now coaches Atlanta? #theplotthickens
21:57:32: supersoygrrrl: Yo, I intern at an alt-weekly and I take a few moments to edit my content before it goes... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lgokbl
22:01:06: @tricetjeden Uuuuuh good luck with that y'all LOL
22:02:25: Andrew Ladd chewing on his mouth guard appreciation blog 2011
22:03:33: Also the next time that gal on Tumblr cries about RBR being dead, I swear I will check her into a wall. IT'S NOT DEAD. GET OVER YOURSELF.
22:04:54: Rumors of RBR's death have been highly exaggerated. - It is still around, and those of us who have stayed... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lgrdnd
22:06:23: And now I keep getting spam tweets all in caps shouting about some parties and I try to do block+spam and they won't go away :(
22:08:01: You're tacky and I REALLY hate you, Buffalo. I hope y'all get heartburn.
22:09:22: I HOPE ALL OF THE BUFFALO SABRES* GET HEARTBURN - ALSO SHOULDN’T IT BE SABERS? THIS IS NOT CANADA. ALTHOUGH... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lgt45p
22:09:33: Also the only way they score is if they get 900 men to gang up on Pavelec. Chickenshits
22:09:38: @RatBoy1979 Lol nah just the hockey team
22:10:37: @m0drnmoonlight There are no exceptions
22:12:18: @m0drnmoonlight If he's playing tonight, he's on my shitlist now, sorry. No, I'm not sorry. These guys play like shit.
22:12:58: @tricetjeden And we don't yes? That is our issue right? I just hate when it's like BOOM MAN PILE and not the good kind
22:14:23: tasteslikepink: Damn, my milk has probably gone off and I don’t have vanilla vodka. SHOPPING TRIP!!! http://tumblr.com/xeh1lgv022
22:14:28: @m0drnmoonlight Yeah but it's fucking STUPID lol
22:15:26: Damn man I want some Nutella shots now. I need a magical vodka and milk delivery service.
22:16:46: @m0drnmoonlight Yeah really it'd be like calling a team the Honkies or something
22:17:28: @lechatsavant Not really. They're not gonna replace MayorEmanuel with some hipster who has a fivehead
22:18:13: I like when a tumblr dash call loads and I can see a post I've tumblr saviored out disappear before my very eyes. #happy
22:20:49: "It's just not the same" =/= "endlessly crying about how RBR is gone" JUST SO YA KNOW
22:21:02: One is a bullshit excuse to cover up the other behavior, and that's just not on.
22:21:16: That plus the Thrashers losing AGAIN = Emma is not a happy camper 2011
22:23:23: silverqueen: Well, you could just say “oh, it’s not the same” because I was there too and I understand that,... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lgyiga
22:30:35: Just not giving a fuck anymore blog 2011
22:32:20: @KelseyWho I KNOW RIGHT? I just learned that and I was like "jigga what???"
22:33:15: @awienick Honest services fraud? The Kochs provide honest services? #notlikely.
22:36:43: Man, this gal's fucking deluded if she thinks RBR wasn't cliquey back in its golden era, when someone would've killed me for mentioning it
22:39:03: Dear Buffalo Sabres: when you eat your victory Buffalo wings tonight, I hope y'all get explosive diarrhea. Yours, a Thrashers fan.
22:40:30: @reason_says I just gotta tell this woman off, she's romanticizing a place that frankly was SUFFUSED with cliquish BS
22:41:02: silverqueen: Fair enough, fair enough. :) I guess I remember it differently; I remember once I made a post... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lh5dk6
22:42:42: @reason_says Me too. As I explained in my post just now on the tumblrs, I always felt awkward-desperate and worried about fucking up
22:42:48: @reason_says Walking on eggshells, as it were
22:44:15: Man, I literally am unable to give a fuck. Two different things I am fannish over are making me have a sad right now.
22:45:30: RT @pourmecoffee: Trying to get through to Governor Walker as Reagan to tell him I would have taken the compromise. Wish me luck.//godspeed
22:47:10: Also the Thrashers are totally reminding me of the football team in Bring It On. "Our next defeat is scheduled for..."
23:01:27: L&O SVU. THAT'S NOT PAINT.
23:05:05: silverqueen: Lol yep basically, even though the community is locked down with moderated membership. I’m... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lhepst
23:07:49: SPEED WEED!!!!!!
23:10:24: Photo: Beautiful, beautiful losing-team folks. http://tumblr.com/xeh1lhgsbo
23:16:52: Wow, "My Leather Fantasy" is an awful name for a shop that just sells leather goods, lol
23:22:27: Photo: burngorman: Herion? http://tumblr.com/xeh1lhlfq9
23:22:43: @tricetjeden I know what will cheer us up. Some nice HERION!
23:24:52: Emma probably derives actual pleasure from pointing out egregious spelling errors blog 2010-forever - (2010... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lhmdj6
23:25:29: @count_01 RIGHT? But they didn't!
23:26:19: @technicallykyle I have a friend who has that--not Tom--and, er, same
23:28:02: A panda-shaped flash drive! SO CUTE!
23:28:38: @lechatsavant THE ENTIRE CLAN! OH HAPPINESS AND RAINBOWS
23:29:25: mrawbot: “#midterms #not at all prepared” GPOY because my one professor is amazingly incompetent and never... http://tumblr.com/xeh1lho3zj
23:33:00: Thin Mints out of the freezer help soothe a Thrashers fan's wounded ego/heart/whatever
23:34:32: Who originally told me to put Thin Mints in the freezer? Must've been ages ago, but...EXCELLENT IDEA
23:35:59: Photo: mechelle: For @NerdyHBIC http://tumblr.com/xeh1lhqn1f
23:38:46: @VitaMik Apparently, some of the "alumni" are there (I use ironic quotes because IT'S NOT CLOSED!)
23:40:07: LMAO SVU/Morning Joe crossover
23:40:32: Also Stabler is as snarky as a motherfucker tonight and I LOVE IT
23:41:41: @NerdyHBIC She was also an answer on Teen Jeopardy tonight!
23:41:48: Photo: Our goalie uses levitation to make a save. http://tumblr.com/xeh1lhsvf3
23:43:20: OH MY GOD MOM CALLED WHAT ANNETTE JUST DID ON SVU
23:48:08: @NerdyHBIC I've loved her since I had Baby One More Time on CASSETTE
23:50:49: crystalsoulslayer: “WTF, mates? ^^” http://tumblr.com/xeh1lhw9oc
23:54:24: @technicallykyle I've heard of the vodkapons, but not, er...the other door
23:56:35: Photo: kateoplis: OH MY GOD THIS WINK. JESUS TAKE THE CHICAGO TRANSIT AUTHORITY. http://tumblr.com/xeh1lhyh2k

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From Twitter 02-22-2011

bergeronprocess — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 07:11:32 GMT

21:52:44: CNN's calling it already? AWWWWWW YYYYYEAH. I mean, I'll keep waiting but hey.
21:54:10: @MWJ1231 According to CNN projections, yep!
21:54:27: @MWJ1231 But he's already bounded over the 50% threshold with like 80% of the votes in
21:55:19: @MWJ1231 Oh I did not even notice, I focused on "boyfriend"
21:57:25: @MWJ1231 @ritaag If he's won, then I will love dancing and being like LOL YOU MAD, RAHM HATERS???
21:58:49: @lechatsavant What's happening in that photo??
22:00:11: @lechatsavant LOL I was confused
22:00:32: Tuned in a few minutes early to Raising Hope. Immediately regretted doing so.
22:01:53: @lechatsavant http://bit.ly/dV5gUQ
22:02:10: @lechatsavant oh fuck I can't tell the girls apart since Leah isn't wearing her glasses
22:05:50: @pineapplecakes I wonder what the heck she had all those corrective things for!
22:05:59: @pineapplecakes NVM, scoliosis
22:07:47: Amy Sedaris appreciation life
22:08:09: @iliveforsports Ugh, Carolina pwned us in the only second hockey game I've ever seen live so fuck them
22:08:25: @iliveforsports Plus they are named for a destructive natural disaster which sucks ASS
22:10:31: @RahmEmanuel I am so excited for you!!
22:11:32: "You are hot and hairful!" A good way to describe the next mayor of Chicago.
22:11:49: Okay hang on I just said that. YES AH DID. Because the AP's calling it too.
22:13:15: "Welcome lady and ugly baby!"
22:13:24: RT @tricetjeden: KING OF CHICAGO, KING OF @strawberrysgirl'S HEART//BASICALLY AND EXACTLY
22:19:44: @lechatsavant AWWWWWWW YEAH
22:20:15: lol some hater just spelled it Rahem. HOW ABOUT NO
22:23:14: http://huff.to/e0AmOt I totally love this "If y'all aren't gonna play ball, we're leaving the court" thing among Democrats
22:24:05: LOL Mom said that the Olympian Burt referenced is gay.
22:24:38: @lechatsavant OH NOES NOW SATAN WILL RUN THE CITY or whatever the fuq she said
22:27:53: Photo: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAH http://tumblr.com/xeh1l5ok8c
22:29:52: ANGRY MAW MAW IS ANGRY
22:30:36: Photo: At the end of the day, goddammit he’s killin’ this shit http://tumblr.com/xeh1l5pojm
22:35:10: @mitchsurp Lol this is basically me right now http://bit.ly/f7JHaa
22:36:31: Photo: paperfacesonparade: Insert obvious Doctor Who jokes here… IT’S OKAY, HE’LL BE MAYOR IN PETE’S WORLD http://tumblr.com/xeh1l5s29j
22:37:42: It's okay, @MayorEmanuel can be mayor in Pete's World! LOL DOCTOR WHO JOKES!
22:45:15: @jenny0101 @lechatsavant Let's go Thrashers! ...Wait
22:46:09: @snarkadelia SURE
22:48:13: RT @SavannahGuthrie: The president and Rahm spoke tonight after his victory.
22:49:11: @snarkadelia Yeah, that whole "only wanting to sleep with men thing" is a bit annoying, as is the fucked-up state nonsense :(
22:56:59: RT @PROTIPZ: Somewhere out there, an entire cadre of Firebaggers are collapsing from brain aneurysms, and Rahm's flipping them all the bird.
22:57:41: @howtoquityou Exactly!
22:58:36: @lechatsavant RECORDING IT
23:00:30: OH GOD GOOD WIFE OPENS WITH A SHOT OF ELI WHO IS CLEARLY MEANT TO BE RAHM
23:01:18: The pollster is hot too. I'm recording Rahm to watch later...in bed ;)
23:02:03: LOL Mom makes a comparison. "She's like Carol Moseley Braun!" She read the Time article about Rahm. #proud
23:21:32: Just "watched" some of the Rahm speech with @marialba, who voted for him today!
23:22:23: And we saw the entire clan. Even Ari!
23:25:36: @thatcurvychick Yes, great question, I believe May 16 is the day...And I plan to be in the city for it
23:27:24: @thatcurvychick Lol my spring break is NEXT WEEK. But with this weather, it may feel springlike
23:28:43: Photojournalists in Chicago: Go home/office and get those photos of Rahm's speech off yo memory cards, we wanna see!
23:30:45: @thatcurvychick You're not, I'm not, but apparently SGA might make ours later AGAIN, for the 3rd time in as many years
23:32:35: You know, this is the first time people my age living in Chicago will ever know a different mayor.
23:35:09: RT @mikememoli: POTUS: "As a Chicagoan and a friend, I couldn't be prouder. Rahm will be a terrific mayor for all the people of Chicago."
23:36:55: Photo: AP captions are really a sight to behold, so I’ll paste this one’s in here. “Chicago mayoral... http://tumblr.com/xeh1l6get0
23:39:12: CBS46 Atlanta knows where the newsworthiness is: a story about a vacuum that somehow reverses male baldness.
23:41:57: @tricetjeden LOL YOU EVIL BABBY
23:42:39: Eli, honey? Age ain't nothin but a number.
23:44:13: @tricetjeden David Duvall Orr for like 8 days, then Eugene Sawyer! Huh! Knowledge
23:46:14: @tricetjeden Lol he just had to fill a seat
23:46:55: Photo: Already on wikipedia, awwwww yeah http://tumblr.com/xeh1l6kcvr
23:49:18: @lechatsavant oh my god he looks like a frog
23:50:33: Oh my god this is the ugliest effing sketch I've ever seen http://bit.ly/hke7WO
23:58:58: Photo: theresnoexcuseforyou: http://tumblr.com/xeh1l6p2er

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From Twitter 02-21-2011

bergeronprocess — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 07:12:27 GMT

22:02:21: Photo: Steven Carse, the King of Pops. Just about the sweetest guy you’d ever meet, too. Always got a... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ktoj36
22:03:05: They wouldn't be able to jump a turnstile that easily in MARTA lol we have some fancy new gate-type things
22:07:08: Are you sick of highly paid teachers? - greenstate: My mom is a special ed teacher with a Master’s. WE’RE IN... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ktqgbw
22:11:05: @bethanyedwards Then by gum, we must be dancer.
22:11:30: @bethanyedwards *sing* OUR SIGNS ARE VITAL, OUR HANDS ARE COLD! AND WE'RE ON OUR KNEES LOOKING FOR THE ANSWER
22:13:21: Video: For all of my pals who aren’t constantly reblogging that five letter country (hey, I got Tumblr... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ktt0cj
22:19:07: Photo: Rahm does some last-minute campaigning, along with son Zach (behind him) and daughter Ilana (wearing... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ktv7n0
22:24:05: HELL to the no, are they finna try to charge me like $500 for a fucking "custom robe" I would wear once, for graduation?
22:24:24: "Degree candidates will be expected to wear the GSU Custom regalia," which of course costs more than the normal kind. Hell no.
22:27:31: @reason_says My friend who graduated last year is wearing plain black robes in her photos, so...
22:30:18: @lechatsavant Yeah, upon rereading it and looking at a photo of a friend who graduated last year, the normal black kind should be find
22:30:31: @lechatsavant fine, even. But the email words it like that, bitches be trippin
22:32:28: @m0drnmoonlight Upon looking at a photo of a friend who graduated, that is what we get lol
22:39:25: LOL I just put on some heels and had Mom measure me up against the wall for my gown #keepinitgangsta
22:42:29: OK, here's the deal: the email was worded wrong, I'm allowed to just wear a plain black robe. Stupid email.
22:42:46: @m0drnmoonlight My high school tassel became a Jack toy. The little 07 charm came off, lol
22:43:38: "Students should pick up their regalia at the Commencement Fair on March 28th & 29th from 10:00 a.m. -..." http://tumblr.com/xeh1ku5089
22:44:51: @bethanyedwards Am I mental, or doesn't this generally mean a candle goes OUT? http://bit.ly/hFLdyo
22:46:46: @bethanyedwards OIC. I usually think "blow candle, bye bye fire" but I always blow HARD as a motherfucker
22:49:44: @bethanyedwards Oh Christ, now there are people rebageling quotes from HP and DW tryna equate them to Libya
23:01:37: @jorajo Ugh, why?!
23:02:26: Harry as gang mediator. I love it.
23:03:18: Oh my god she gave them ice cream this show is great
23:03:55: @jorajo Yeah, seriously, like you need that bullshit. Nuh-uh, that place is off the list. What a shame.
23:04:11: @jorajo I always thought bellydancing was a bit more body-accepting...what do I know :(
23:07:07: APPARENTLY MSNBC is airing some thing called President of the World about Clinton. Damn, y'all slippin' without Keith.
23:08:52: burngorman: “#not end times #just hard times” were the tags she used on that there post. I kind of totally... http://tumblr.com/xeh1kuf1yp
23:10:42: RT @tricetjeden: fuck you too penguins, when i wish shutouts on the teams playing the thrashers, it works.
23:16:39: LMAO Harry using the airhorn copiously!
23:18:46: "This is the only notch I know."
23:26:33: Oh my god all the nametags for the gang members bahahaha I can't
23:28:58: Photo: integra: rebagel for: 1. Our Pavs Who Art in Philips Arena 2. That guy in the brown jacket who is... http://tumblr.com/xeh1kun3au
23:30:19: I have a knack for picking out the doofuses (doofi?) in hockey photos who are making a funny face or doing something silly
23:30:59: @tricetjeden ...DON'T USE HARRY POTTER FOR THIS OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
23:31:19: @tricetjeden Need I remind them HP is FICTIONAL and there are scores of REAL people who say inspiring stuff? brb crying
23:32:36: I'm pretty sure Daley is taking @MayorEmanuel to look at the untempered schism, the time vortex in all its majesty...RUN AWAY, RAHM!
23:34:16: Real talk: there are lots of real people who have said inspirational things. I just think it's a bit gauche to use Harry Potter etc. quotes.
23:35:03: @tricetjeden Even worse are the folks saying WEAR GREEN FOR LIBYA! Because yo, that rite der is Gaddafi's fave color
23:35:37: @NerdyHBIC What is a mantenido?
23:36:27: @count_01 There was one with the most epic two little boys looking at each other and screaming!
23:36:39: @tricetjeden ...someone said that about something previously?
23:36:50: LOL IRONY: Kathy Bates is 62.
23:38:07: @officiallyben In the scene, a guy says "anyone over 49 on TV is dead"
23:38:16: @bethanyedwards These fucking teenagers.
23:39:34: burngorman: goodnight cruel world I’ll see you in the morning HUH? I’ll see you in the morning this is way... http://tumblr.com/xeh1kurfrr
23:40:23: @bethanyedwards When did the world-savior teens deem it not okay to post? BECAUSE I WILL
23:42:08: @NerdyHBIC OH! I like that better than "moocher" honestly lol
23:42:48: bethanyedwards: We can’t do anything right, so I’mma do me …that sounds wrong but you know what I mean http://tumblr.com/xeh1kuskms
23:43:44: @NerdyHBIC *takes notes* I am going to use this, I like it!! Man, languages are cool...
23:46:53: Photo: integra: “Got your nose!” “Hahahah stop it, you’re silly!!” Oh wow that was kind of lousy, lol…THEY... http://tumblr.com/xeh1kuu2g2
23:48:34: @tricetjeden http://bit.ly/erfYFv See if you can spot the problem
23:49:28: @m0drnmoonlight I thought it was a Doctor Who scenario but now it's like...alternate universes
23:49:39: LOL I just noticed that some of the gang guys have cupcakes
23:50:54: @tricetjeden let's blow dat bitch up, I'm rollin with like 70 Thrashers pics I saved off daylife
23:51:36: @tricetjeden and um...635 pictures of Rahm #shrug
23:52:58: Oh no now there are Hunger Games quotes being bandied about re: Libya. Everyone please put down your YA novels.
23:55:08: @bethanyedwards FUCK CONTEXT LOL
23:55:25: @bethanyedwards Also spot the error in the photo here http://bit.ly/ijd2OV
23:57:09: @m0drnmoonlight Install Tumblr Savior, block out "Libya" and "Gaddafi" and enjoy how I see tumblr now
23:58:26: @snarkadelia Cate, let's run away tonight and go get married. Because omg that post. HIPTIVISM
23:59:50: @m0drnmoonlight Ooh...I dunno, sorry

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On this election's eve, let us pause and reflect upon

bergeronprocess — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 00:57:15 GMT

Rahm's 50 Wards 50 Hours journey--to visit each part of the city he may soon represent, to shake hands and talk to children and all of it. It's standard political fare, but with RAHM there, it's 100% sexier!!

(PS: Happy birthday i_iz_norml!)

Ward 1

Would you just look at that winning smile?

Ward 2

He totally wants Rahm's phone number.

Ward 3

"Ladies, I'll pay for the tab at this table...if you'll let me sneak a bite of your hash browns."

Ward 4

"So, you like da Bears too? Good for you! I want to be on the wall of lopsided photos of famous people."

Ward 5

This reminds me of the bend and snap part of Legally Blonde. "When I stand like this, women just drop their panties."

Ward 6

JUST LOOK AT THAT SMILE. This is the one where I went to the huge-ass original res, snipped his bit and posted it separately. I JUST HAD TO.

Ward 7

THAT SMILE. JESUS GOD. His crinkly crow's feet I CAN'T RIGHT NOW

Ward 8

Notice how he's using that stance he told the men in the 5th ward about. It seems to be working on the woman in argyle.

Ward 9

AHHH CUTE CHILD OH MY GOD

Ward 10

"Look at this, Rahm. Someday everything the light touches could be yours."

Ward 11

I love how he folds his hands while speaking.

Ward 12

"You're all going to tell your parents to vote for me, right?" Oh my god he is so adorable

Ward 13

Rahm: he campaigns to Chicago's youngest and Chicago's elderly.

Ward 14

At an el stop, of course! With a water bottle, of course!

Ward 15

One of the happiest places on Earth. Disneyworld is overrated.

Ward 16

This is one effing classy Walgreens. It has a deli-type area.

Ward 17

Unf hand in pocket sexiness. Also he is concerned the old ladies will pinch his butt.

Ward 18

To me, that stance is a mating call.

Ward 19

Ohhh, that smile.

Ward 20

Aw, he's balding a little. Our Rahmmy. <3

Ward 21

TEACHER!RAHM

Ward 22

Damn, now I want some tacos for real. Tacos with Rahm.

Ward 23

Check out the dude in the background. He is intrigued.

Ward 24

lol that woman is so into him

Ward 25

This woman is OBVIOUSLY into him.

Ward 26

"If I get elected, will you make sure to have that Italian beef special on tap for me? Papa's gotta get his eat on."

Ward 27

Ugh this photo's quality sucks but Rahm finished his day at a bar.

Ward 28

"So, um, you know that new Kanye CD? It's pretty good." I love his hand in his pocket.

Ward 29

"If I'm elected, you'll make sure to keep my car maintained, right?"

Ward 30

Rahm stopped here to buy cake for the staff members following him on this journey. YES. He is that considerate.

Ward 31

Rahm with more older voters! "Hey, my lovely ladies, wouldn't you want me for a son...or a grandson...or a son-in-law?"

Ward 32

"Rahm Emanuel, running for mayor. Push your cart for you?"

Ward 33

"I think you should become a redhead." "Oh, possible future mayor, you're too funny! And sexy!"

Ward 34

Rahm learned from Obama that campaigning at barber and beauty shops is really important. If he came up to me during a cut...oh lord!

Ward 35

"Rahm Emanuel, running for mayor. Let me pay."

Ward 36

Rahm was at Target campaigning when all of a sudden he saw Cassandra. Oh, Cassandra, the fire of his loins. They'd met so long ago--or was it that long? And now, here she was...with a baby. A girl, by the sound of it. Rahm wanted to know how Cassandra was doing...but furthermore, he wanted to know how their baby was doing.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL JUST KIDDING

Ward 37

I love Rahm in safety glasses!!

Ward 38

Rahm felt slightly awkward about checking out Jane in front of her father. Only slightly.

Ward 39

A cropped version of this is on his flickr page, so I went and got the uncropped one. See if you can find why they would crop this.

Ward 40

"Now, your grandchildren all know I am 'hip' and 'cool' and they're going to vote for me, but if I have to play 2,000 Scrabble games to get your votes, I will do that."

Ward 41

Rahm is bipartisan: he will visit both CVS and Walgreens.

Ward 42

Rahm sure does love grocery store campaigning. I love the Dora the Explorer balloon haha.

Ward 43

Rahm hits up a Starbucks and runs into a warren of kidlets. Ugh, too cute for words.

Ward 44

AGAIN WITH THE CHILDREN, RAHM ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS

Ward 45

"So, is this the Cubs' year or what?"

Ward 46

Try the special.
Rahm is the special. ;)

Ward 47

Another kind of grainy "end of a long day" photo, but here's Rahm doing what all politicians must do: shake some hands!

Ward 48

At an el station, of course, in his Patagonia coat, of course, with his Dunkin Donuts OF COURSE! Oh Rahm.

Ward 49

Another el station photo!

Ward 50

"Really? They've got you paying $4.50 for a fakokte roll of challah bread here? If I'm elected, I'm going to change that." (He's at a kosher bakery. I should go to mine sometime, I love their black and white cookies.)

From Twitter 02-20-2011

bergeronprocess — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 07:12:21 GMT

21:44:46: @tricetjeden I KNOW RIGHT? Nor does Miss Universe, except when it's the Star Trek one at D*C
21:49:37: Photo: integra: I WAS!!! (What I was saying is that the NHL should be the IHL since there are Canadian... http://tumblr.com/xeh1kh39y8
21:55:23: Photo: gabriellavonblack: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL (for @tricetjeden) http://tumblr.com/xeh1kh5lk7
22:00:31: You know it's an SNL special when they have to warn you that the stuff on there aired originally at a later hour
22:05:38: Oh wow, the first episode EVER
22:06:58: @tricetjeden blame it on dat h-h-h-h-h-hockeyhol
22:07:14: I LOVE COFFEE TALK OKAY
22:10:07: STEFON!!!!!
22:12:58: Oh wow, did Conan not have a beard in that talking head? #youknowdatshitsold
22:15:52: I'd love to shove those fucking caramel mochas in that table-drumming couple's faces
22:18:41: @snarkadelia CHEEZITS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL
22:19:18: @randomjeweler I would then buy one of my own, not tainted with face taste, after receiving many high-fives.
22:20:11: @venusdiviolet tawlk about New Yawk, cawffee, dawgs, dawtahs, whatevah
22:22:29: http://bit.ly/fwApQz oh my god this post! It makes me want to put on war paint and show out for my Sons of Blueland!!!
22:23:25: and also make a sign "I just got into this team and now we're apparently doomed? EFF THAT"
22:24:50: @shewhoisAnna Right????
22:27:03: Photo: GPOY http://tumblr.com/xeh1khidvh
22:28:16: Also why the hell do AJC commenters still gleefully make comments just saying "first!" GTFO
22:32:37: ONE NIGHT ONLY! Awwww yyyyeah
22:33:29: @shewhoisAnna APPROVAL
22:33:57: WHAT UP WITH THAT
22:39:59: That awkward moment when people on tumblr mourn RBR. It's still around, bitches! But not with some folks, so that means it's dead, LOL!
22:41:54: Oh that's right, SENATOR Al Franken! Bitches had better recognize.
22:43:44: Put a ~ in my ask, for each ~, i will give you one unpopular opinion. - But I won’t turn anon on. I require... http://tumblr.com/xeh1khp15p
22:46:42: fuckyeahvitas asked: ~ http://tumblr.com/xeh1khq8ze
22:47:13: YES WE WILL ALLLLLLL GO DOWN TOGETHERRRRRR
22:48:57: @shewhoisAnna I KNOW RIGHT?? gaaah
22:49:59: m0drnmoonlight asked: ~ http://tumblr.com/xeh1khrkp8
22:50:36: @raysgal ME! Ah fuckin' love it!
22:52:53: Um what even? An Avril Lavigne song used to talk about folks who quit or were banned from SNL?
22:53:21: @VitaMik It's some SNL special about "behind the scenes~~~" haha
22:55:25: @shewhoisAnna They did mention Andy Kaufman's ban tho lol
22:57:26: lvl20humanoid asked: ~ http://tumblr.com/xeh1khuiop
22:57:40: "Now it's just a restaurant in a good location." What the fuck does that mean?
22:59:45: @shewhoisAnna It was just a weird metaphor. Besides...Stefon...
23:00:08: key-of-random asked: ~ ~ http://tumblr.com/xeh1khvl3r
23:04:20: burngorman asked: question and statement time ~ my Jon Stewart reblogging-ness must annoy you also was what... http://tumblr.com/xeh1khxa3o
23:06:45: @tricetjeden FINALLY finished my thing...is good? http://bit.ly/fEzZ2b Also, you goin on the 25th?
23:06:54: JANE YOU IGNORANT SLUT
23:07:42: ugh Tina Fey/Jimmy Fallon otp
23:10:33: burngorman asked: hey does that only work with google chrome or cause I fucking hate google chrome sometimes... http://tumblr.com/xeh1khzpzu
23:10:50: burngorman asked: OH ALSO LOL THAT KOALA-TEA THING QURL U R DRUNK THAT IS SUM LIES RIGHT THERE http://tumblr.com/xeh1khzvay
23:13:33: zizy asked: ~~~ And let me just add that I think you are awesome. I love that we dislike the same things... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ki0xpp
23:13:40: Um wow, old-skool Pink!
23:14:53: KING TUT
23:18:26: lechatsavant asked: ~~ http://tumblr.com/xeh1ki2wef
23:18:38: Opera Man!!
23:20:11: You know what's cooler than a million dollars? JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE JOINING SNL.
23:21:03: Video: Patrick Kane drunk as a skunk, as previously mentioned http://tumblr.com/xeh1ki3xrv
23:22:20: "You got the wrong TV, silly head." Best Buy ILU
23:24:53: youwishuponastar asked: ~ Other than Jon Stewart, we share the same unpopular opinions so HIGH FIVE! I... http://tumblr.com/xeh1ki5fkf
23:24:59: Again: "The Event is coming back"??
23:26:01: @shewhoisAnna Dang, is it stormin' over there?
23:27:25: "Politics is sexy again" yes because there is a man named Rahm Emanuel
23:29:18: Photo: Politics is sexy again…because of this man right here http://tumblr.com/xeh1ki765w
23:31:31: It's Higbones!!
23:31:45: LOL oh memories of when Amy Poehler was like 37 months pregnant and still working
23:35:41: @rubykatewriting I love how they're like "oh shit we're changin' the game up, 7 BILLION EXTINCT!!" What
23:41:36: Photo: shahananah: *takes a bow, skates around the ice to gather flowers and teddy bears* Y’all are too kind... http://tumblr.com/xeh1kic2li
23:43:03: Kristen Wiig appreciation life
23:43:34: Kristen Wiig appreciation life http://tumblr.com/xeh1kictvx
23:48:00: I WANT TO WATCH CELEBRITY APPRENTICE AND I DON'T CURR. It looks like it'll be such a hot mess!
23:49:10: Ah yes the infamous penis sketch. I don't think that one's ever been released on VHS/DVD?
23:50:58: Honky! DEAD HONKY!
23:52:02: Photo: thehillshaveaids: JESUS TAKE THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION AND ALL OF THE HIGHWAYS IN THE WORLD http://tumblr.com/xeh1kig49m
23:55:11: Photo: I LOVED THIS EPISODE OMG Conan rocks those heels, too http://tumblr.com/xeh1kihcua
23:59:45: LOL wow that statement is so true, Lorne...I will often hang on hoping it gets better...

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From Twitter 02-19-2011

bergeronprocess — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 07:11:45 GMT

20:35:26: @arrreema Well goodness, that just discriminates against colorblind people!
20:40:32: Also I'm pretty sure if I were given the chance, I'd check my prof into a wall. I'm just really frustrated with him.
20:40:54: Photo: Comic of the year http://tumblr.com/xeh1k3ff4r
20:50:52: @purple01_prose His midterm is WHACK. We have to write an essay about the economics of journalism in the entire 20th century...
20:51:09: @purple01_prose ...in 1hr15min. SO MUCH SHIT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH C. Plus he's just not a good teacher.
20:52:38: @purple01_prose It's not boring in and of itself; it's how he teaches it that makes it dreadful. I like history.
20:52:59: Memo to self: don't say the w-r-i-t-e word on Twitter. FOUR SPAMBOTS.
20:54:09: @purple01_prose ...that is correct. If Binns taught history backwards.
20:55:44: @purple01_prose Yeah. We go from 2011 back to the colonial press bc he's like obsessed with time traveling movies
20:56:02: @Ceilidhann Yes. As in NO. What's gone on, what've they done? I just watched my hockey team lose, I will smack folks
20:57:03: @purple01_prose I'm glad you agree with me b/c I know someone who doesn't, but they don't need to take the class
20:57:10: @lechatsavant ...they've got WEEKEND Jeopardy?
20:58:26: Photo: fuckyeahvitas: That’s so cool that you can read that!! Or part of it, anyway… http://tumblr.com/xeh1k3m3lz
20:58:42: @Ceilidhann Shakin' my damn head
20:58:56: @purple01_prose Because I'm trying to get with them, lol, it's a guy on a dating site
21:00:13: @purple01_prose Right now, yeah--but then they tend to lose their damn minds if I meet 'em in person
21:01:48: @purple01_prose Oftentimes they disappear after 2wks, suddenly forgetting how to use all methods of communication
21:02:02: @purple01_prose And it isn't like "oh well we fucked so they disappeared," I never get past, like, a kiss
21:02:37: @Ceilidhann Neither do I...how have we been shuffled aside like this in that industry?!?!
21:03:25: Right, nothing on, so I'm going to watch The Wrath of Khan wot I got from the school library. #khaaaaaaan
21:07:26: Ooooh, the Kobayashi Maru test!
21:08:43: (And yes, I HAVE noticed this is Kirstie Alley doing the test.)
21:09:03: @lechatsavant Again, mine will be late. I can get it in the mail on Tuesday...
21:10:05: Psh, Kirk managed to win the Kobayashi Maru test. #kanyeshrug
21:10:26: By cheating, but...also by being charming.
21:11:49: RT @Zazochi: Look I get the whole "battle in Wisconsin" thing, but to compare it to fucking Cairo? Sorry, have 500 teachers been killed?
21:12:21: That echoes someone in the paper who naively said Facebook has brought democracy "bloodlessly" to Egypt...um
21:15:17: CHEKOV!!! I love both versions of Chekov okay
21:16:36: @RatBoy1979 Ensign Pavel Chekov!
21:18:45: @RatBoy1979 Koenig certainly...er...looks different haha
21:21:30: Oh mah gahd it's Khan
21:28:01: @venusdiviolet OH HELL NAW THEY GOING IN THEIR EARS
21:53:13: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
21:57:07: Oh wow when Khan and Kirk talk, it reminds me of the Doctor/Master call in The Sound of Drums.
21:58:24: Photo: WHAT’S UP BRO http://tumblr.com/xeh1k49avs
21:59:01: UGH. SCRATCHES ON THE DISK. People who take this out of the library, take better care of the DVD.
22:01:15: ughhhhhh seriously fuck DVD scratches so hard this is getting unwatchable
22:06:01: Threat Level: Midnight! Makes all the girlies feel alright! From Madonna to Madeline Albright! Threat Level: Midnight!
22:07:41: Missed a few minutes due to the scratches. Sad.
22:10:18: Awwwwwww poor Chekov is traumatized and Kirk's just kind of holding him
22:17:37: omg is it that moment? KHAAAAAAAN!!!!
22:18:46: Video: CLASSIC http://tumblr.com/xeh1k4hbk4
22:20:58: Photo: paperfacesonparade: Does a certain Doctor’s era count? What is David Tennant’s era of Doctor Who? http://tumblr.com/xeh1k4i7pq
22:24:07: LOL Yep, Kirk cheated. Sorry, Saavik. Better luck next time.
22:40:26: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" Yep, using that.
22:42:48: @jenny0101 lmao my mom hates that ad, so I joke about making it her ringtone
22:43:11: Photo: I love everything this man chooses to be. http://tumblr.com/xeh1k4r19l
22:55:13: Booo I still don't like how the TOS version of the voiceover says "where no MAN" has gone before. Uhura???
22:59:42: Reading about Ted Turner. Dude really just needs to buy the Thrashers. He'd keep them here and turn them into the new Braves.
23:00:30: @venusdiviolet Haha yeah they did for TNG because Picard always says "no one." I don't like the term mankind either #bahhumbug
23:00:57: @venusdiviolet Time recently did a cover saying "when man becomes" or whatever & someone wrote in saying "It's 2011 & you use man? Really?"
23:06:24: @venusdiviolet I think both go hand in hand, but then I'm often called P.C. and ridiculed for suggesting that, so clearly it's not working
23:08:27: @venusdiviolet That's true, but it's time to break shit out and learn folks some lessons, like not using "retarded" to describe bad things
23:10:08: @venusdiviolet Haha yeah. It's just a slight niggle. There's def. more to it. I just kind of expanded it to...all of society? Hmm...
23:12:20: @venusdiviolet Honestly? I haven't seen much of the original series, so I have to take your word at it and that's why I ain't mad about it
23:13:10: @venusdiviolet So um yeah if/when I do, I'm sure I will be mad about various depictions. For now, I'm not 'cause I haven't seen it. OK?
23:17:19: @venusdiviolet Trust me, hun, I can spot sexism in an 'innocent' advertisement at 20 paces. It's obvious I'll "understand."
23:18:28: Video: the-madame-hatter: Bonus: it comes in gif now. http://tumblr.com/xeh1k555ze
23:19:57: @reason_says I'M GLAD YOU DID!!! Haha
23:20:30: oh lord, watching the THE GENTLEMAN WILL OBSERVE REGULAR ORDER AND SIT DOWN video again...I love Anthony Weiner
23:21:14: One of the best moments: that MICROPHONE SLAP. Oh my god. Too bad he's married, LOL
23:21:34: @venusdiviolet I get it, thanks
23:25:12: Photo: …Insert obvious joke here http://tumblr.com/xeh1k57vck
23:27:01: @MishasMinionVon I concur with all of your statements!
23:31:42: I WANT TO MARRY THIS POST: http://bit.ly/gtTP8e It's from a teacher in Wisconsin.
23:43:38: Oh wow this Rosetta Stone ad has a guy saying "no obligation" in the weirdest way, he holds the last syllable in obligation too long
23:45:33: abxc94: Yeeees, but the GOP doesn’t know that because they’ve lost the ability to think logically or do... http://tumblr.com/xeh1k5g2i2
23:47:05: @StopBeck Amen to that. Plus that shit is far too expensive for words. I fail to see how the content justifies the high cost.
23:54:26: Photo: bootybackandforth: DESIRE http://tumblr.com/xeh1k5jl9f
23:59:39: RT @questlove: my favorite part of this whole dunk contest is listening to the statler & waldorf esqe commenta… (cont) http://deck.ly/~RguRY

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21:09:14: @lechatsavant Everyone gets the Pens/Blackhawks game on Sunday LOL
21:22:09: The Turd Crapley line got big laughs from Mom!
21:23:16: RT @salleegal: RT @willmckinley: Remind me why Mike Pence should have anything to say about the reproductive rights of women? #LastWord
21:31:58: RT @lancole: It's always hilarious to see people on TV try not to say "PRESIDENT" Obama. Sorry, he is YOUR PRESIDENT, so suck it...up #P2
21:40:22: @misselisebrown I own it! Come over and watch lol #ifonlyifonly
21:48:07: Photo: fakedr: I LOVED THAT LINE OKAY http://tumblr.com/xeh1js1lk2
21:48:24: That little Threat Level: Midnight song cracks me up. "From Madonna to Madeleine Albright!"
21:56:13: "Nobody is saying that Planned Parenthood cannot continue to be the largest abortion provider in..." http://tumblr.com/xeh1js4p17
21:56:24: RT @misselisebrown: That's the thing that #prolife doesn't seem to get. Women don't WANT abortions. Women NEED abortions. #prochoice
22:01:15: Time to get off tumblr lol
22:12:26: @lechatsavant IT'S ALIENS, MAN!
22:14:38: Hm, the world is coming apart at the seams starting at a TEAR? That doesn't sound familiar at all, Fringe.
22:26:31: Hmmm, alternate universes starting to collapse on one another and "ghosts" appear? Doctor Who, season 2, episode 12.
22:30:01: Oh and the alt universe has zeppelins. COME ON
22:31:47: @lechatsavant When it premiered, I called it Torchwood Boston lol
22:34:39: Walter's using a glass window to demonstrate what the inter-universal collapse is like? OH COME ON
22:37:24: Fringe's alternate universe sounds familiar - Maybe spoilers, so I’ll cut it and hope the cut works Same... http://tumblr.com/xeh1jsjot8
22:39:41: @technicallykyle DUDE STOP CALLING ME OUT IN YOUR PUBLIC FEED. IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS. FUCKING DM ME OR SOMETHING.
22:39:56: @technicallykyle I'm sorry I'm not a fucking tumblr expert like you, but I really get my biscuits burnt when you do this.
22:45:20: Photo: loverwife: Eh, this may be a regional variation. I sold Samoas (Caramel deLites), Tagalongs (Peanut... http://tumblr.com/xeh1jsmltx
22:50:19: The best way to tell me of a Tumblr error I've made - Is privately: via my ask box or by DMing me on... http://tumblr.com/xeh1jsogca
22:51:37: shewhoisanna: THIS WOULD ALL BE SO MUCH EASIER IF GOOGLE JUST MADE A PERFECT GIF DIRECTORY UNTIL THEN WE... http://tumblr.com/xeh1jsozkd
22:55:27: Here's how you stop universal collapses: THE DOCTOR!
22:59:12: Y'all might want to check Cardiff for rifts.
23:00:43: @KelseyWho RON SWANSON IS AWESOME
23:04:44: Photo: goodreasonnews: “Percentage of all PP services that are abortion services: 3” Anyone wanna tell the... http://tumblr.com/xeh1jstxk2
23:13:26: "I've never been on an airplane before." "Well, you'll do awesome." I think all flight crew should say that to first-time fliers.
23:14:11: @lechatsavant ... I can't
23:14:20: RT @lechatsavant: Rahm was talking about food deserts today, so naturally idiots on his FB page screamed DON'T TOUCH MY DESSERTS.//crying
23:16:46: @tricetjeden I can just imagine some corpulent teabagger sitting at his rickety old computer typing "THAT JEW NEEDS TO LET GO MAH BROWNIES"
23:17:13: @lechatsavant THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT FOOD DESERTS ARE ABOUT, DUBMASSES
23:17:19: @lechatsavant DUMBASSES I GOT SO ANGRY I MISSPELLED
23:19:17: @tricetjeden THAT THERE HOMOSEKSHUELL (people assume dancer = gay UGH) DIDN'T TELL ME WUT 2 DO WIF MY CHEESECAKE
23:22:46: Food Deserts - Rahm talked about food deserts today. This is not to be confused with food desserts, except... http://tumblr.com/xeh1jt0ty2
23:23:46: I laughed like a gleeful twelve-year-old at that entire "glory hole" thing
23:24:54: theadorkablesofa: lol seriously SUCK IT COMMIES USA USA USA http://tumblr.com/xeh1jt1nfa
23:28:09: Photo: Rahm reads tweets and wall posts from the haters. Then he does one of these and goes on with his day http://tumblr.com/xeh1jt2w9t
23:30:15: stfuconservatives: GOD I CAN’T THINK OF ANY CLEVER ADDITIONS TO THIS ONE EITHER. I HAD ONE ABOUT SEAT BELTS... http://tumblr.com/xeh1jt3ov2
23:34:40: Oh my god PHOTOBUCKET, WHAT THE FUCK? Now you have to go to this hideous bulk uploader to put photos in? ugh
23:36:24: "Her wings are by Mother Plucker." Oh okay.
23:37:41: @free_spoons I got tumblr factchecked! I'm honored, haha. Glad that it not being true pwned me and that "hungry people" person
23:39:42: Photo: fuckyeahatlantathrashers: GOD I TOTALLY CREEP ON THIS HOT KAZAKHSTANI (YES ANNA HE IS FROM... http://tumblr.com/xeh1jt7b2o
23:39:53: All things said, the word coif is kind of weird.
23:41:21: ...okay I kind of like the "I'm Super C-U-T-E" song. HATERS GONNA HATE. It's catchy.
23:42:16: @writeforwhiskey I'm gonna go with "no" for $200 there Alex
23:46:36: @lechatsavant LOL that looks like the secondary room in the Signal office. 3 comps, a buncha storage, no decoration. Thinking of adding deco
23:47:14: @officiallyben SERIOUSLY. Let's insult Rush for things other than his girth, he sure as shit has enough to insult Rush for
23:47:33: Photo: fuckyeahdoctorwhoandspliff: http://tumblr.com/xeh1jtaaby
23:48:29: @writeforwhiskey I KNOW RIGHT? Seems derivative
23:50:43: I Am Number Four ad exhorts us to find Number Four. Okay: http://bit.ly/g9Eepk
23:52:14: Photo: This ad for I Am Number Four (wasn’t prescreened for critics…hmmmmm) exhorts us to find Number Four.... http://tumblr.com/xeh1jtc300
23:54:07: @reason_says I JUST NOTICED THE WAVY THIN MINTS. That plus the weird alternate names leads me to conclude: regional difference
23:57:50: @MishasMinionVon LOL OH NO YOU DIN'T hahahaha but I do love ON clothing tho
23:57:59: @pineapplecakes I'MABOUTTOBREAK!
23:59:13: @pineapplecakes More like one step closer to eighth grade for me #reminiscinglikeamotherfucker

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