THE BEAST'S KITCHEN

FIVE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING HAWAII FIVE-O NOW

beppin14 — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:24:47 GMT

If you haven't yet heard of/seen the new revamped series of Hawaii Five-O then there is still time to get in there and watch it, pronto.

AND THIS IS WHY.

1. Daniel Dae Kim is a main character. With a gun. You first see him in ~~rather unsexy but still LEGS hello~~ shorts.

This man makes me melt...

2. Genuinely AWESOME scenery. And not just Daniel Dae Kim's beautiful be-hind.

3. Baddies with IRISH accents, unlimited firepower, and next to no conscience.

4. Hawaii Five-O likes the naked...

...And we appreciate their contribution.

5. Will Yun Lee as an awesome badass evil chinese villain. He was a total snake and I LOVED HIM.

Remember the sexy evil Korean general moon in Die another Day? THAT WAS HIM. He was also voted "one of the sexiest men alive" by People Magazine... TWICE. And guys, guys.... it wasn't for nothing. Ooft. This man is sexy. Go touch him.

6. The chicks are actually more hardcore than the guys.

Waaaay more hardcore.

Any one of these ladies could take a guy without breaking a sweat. Amen.

7. Mediocre white guys ahoy.

Okay, so they're not even close to mediocre, but I can't stand the main character and he is thus being demoted.

8. FUCKING BRILLIANT OPENING.

9. Some lines....

"Why can't you be the cop?"
"Because I can't! I'm busy"
"Oh right, expecting a crime wave in the gift shop this evening!??"

~

*click*
"Oh great, now you've made a glitch in the matrix"

~

"I SAID I'M SORRY.... That's what I was trying to tell you. Last year. When this conversation first started."

~

10. Terrorists, gun fights, human trafficking, hacking, man angst, girls that you genuinely would give yourselves to NOW, palm trees, beaches, sexy azn men, hoardes of half naked people surfing... PUT DOWN WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND GET. WATCHING.

SHE LOVES YOU, YEAH YEAH YEAH

beppin14 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:51:49 GMT

A few I COME WITH THE RAIN caps. Beautiful movie. Shit plot.

Don't be decieved by the pretty picture. It was terrible. ♥ ~~Apart from the director's generosity with naked/sexy/grab & groan shots, mmmmmmmm ;)~~ Either way, if you fancy watching it you can download here at tobenaitsubasa (become a member first). Hope you enjoy!

boom boom boom

beppin14 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:04:05 GMT

Really don't go on lj that much anymore, but if anyone has facebook, add me here! :)

let's have some fun, this beat is sick

beppin14 — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:17:43 GMT

More pandora gifs, this time of episode 19. <3

PREVIEW:

Damn she has great legs o:

call me a pervert, but THIS... THIS... yea...

AIN'T NOBODY SNEAKIN' ON LOTTI

IS IT JUST ME THAT COULD WATCH BANDIT!JACK BABBLE ON ALL DAY ♥

...since i never know when i'll make someones day by changing their positions lmao

OK SO THAT WAS ACTUALLY 47 BUT DAMN IS THAT ENOUGH!
HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED :D

Oh oh oh, and I'm thinking of doing gifs for all/most episodes. Opinions plz? I'm quite happy making them but if no one uses them then it is a bit of a waste of time lmao. ♥

i come from far away, what can you play?

beppin14 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:56:15 GMT

ANOTHER PANDORA THEMED POST.
THIS IS A RECORD.

~~This time I bring episode 20 gifs. I'm not finished so I won't link anywhere yet.~~ THIS IS ENOUGH ♥

AND THE LAST 20!

lmao no idea why they got bigger half way through, but I hope you enjoyed them. <3

LATERZ YO. ;D

I can tell your lies from your bullshit, baby ♥

beppin14 — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:37:59 GMT

ANOTHER BILLION ORTHROS NO INU GIFS; YAOTOME HIKARU CENTRIC.

~~ONCE AGAIN, ALL OF HEY!SAY!DRUGGIE APART FROM ONE, IN WHICH TACKY DEMONSTRATES HIS MINCING SWAGGER, COMPLETE WITH PINK POM-POM'ED CELL PHONE AND STRIPPER BOOTS. HE ACTUALLY HAS SUCH A NICE BUM.~~

~~WILL LINK TO COMMS LATER BUT CANNOT BE ARSED AS I HAVE TO WORK IN LIKE TWO MINUTES LAWL.~~

I hope you all enjoy. ♥

BYE BICYCLE! LOVE YOU ALL ♥

'til that someone isn't there any more

beppin14 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:13:48 GMT

10 Godric gifs, because blah blah blah Godric is a sex god blah.

P R E V I E W :

And here we go ♥

EDITED TO ADD:

by request of peela ♥

Seriously, I'm such a sucker for scantily-clad men straddling other scantily-clad men, especially when they's bodily fluid involved. ♥

And ahahha, script 8D

icons by tinycandies

A N D N O W :

True Blood Season 2 Episode 8 on megaupload/megavideo.

part 1 || part 2 || part 3

join with hj split

walk the robot way

beppin14 — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:15:51 GMT

ORTHROS NO INU GIFS.

Only of the two drug dealers because everyone else ~~is boring~~ DOESN'T HAVE SEXY TATTOOS. ♥

Hope you enjoyed! ♥

help me out, search my light, please take me back home ♥

beppin14 — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 14:42:31 GMT

I COME BEARING THE FRUITS OF A MASSIVE CARTOON KAT-TUN RAKE.

To be fair it's only a modest few, but please feel free to help yourself. They were originally made for me by me, but I since I have stolen about a zillion gifs from fellow fandom stalkers already, I thought it was only fair that I shared.

Posted at jin_daily ~~and~~ kattunlove (wait lmao they rejected the post, so for now it's only for Jin lovers, I guess).

Credit if you feel the urge, and commenting is awesomely sweet. ♥

Hope you enjoyed.

♥

OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT:

Have a random Arashi gif for lulz, too. 8D

boingy boingy boingy bing, we'll get these rocks to sing! [enter カートゥン KAT-TUN]

beppin14 — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:46:45 GMT

This is primarily for oh_mariko, but if anyone else is interested, I hope it is of some help. ♥
I haven't actually seen that many episodes ~~to my shame~~, but I will update this as I go along.

The Epic of Cartoon Kat-tun!

RESOURCES

● An of the KAT-TUN comms on LJ, such as jin_daily & kattunlove, as they are usually the first place that new episodes are posted.

● This archive of subbed episodes. It's incomplete, but great up to a certain point.

● JOR SUBS' archive of released projects. jor_subs are, as far as I can see, the ones doing most of the subbing for ctkt now. Again, incomplete, but good. :)

GOOD EPISODES

●Details ~ EPISODE 3, GUEST: SEAMO

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ THE THING WITH THE BOOBS. LOL. POOR UEDA. 8D Anyway, SEAMO rocks my socks and this episode is cool even without Jin. ;D

●Details ~ EPISODE 11, GUEST: BECKY

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ Becky is absolutely hilarious and by far my favourite girl idol in Japan. Not only does her interview provide epic lulz, but she isn't all "OMG KAT-TUN ♥" as all other ~~any other~~ girls would be.

●Details ~ EPISODE 12, GUEST: SADAO ABE

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ An all around lol-worthy episode imo. Not as classic as some of the others, but definitely shouldn't be missed if you think you are a fan.

●Details ~ EPISODE 15, GUEST: MCU

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ SUCH a funny episode.

●Details ~ EPISODE 18, GUEST: GAL STONE

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ One of my favourite episodes. I love this thing they do on the internet to find out "what they're thinking", & watching them watch her eat was looool. Plus the sports bit was actually funny for once. :D

●Details ~ EPISODE 19, GUEST: CHIHARA KYOUDAI

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ And I was like "YOU! Give us back out invoice!" LOL. EPIC. KAT-TUN + COMEDIANS = LOVE.

●Details ~ EPISODE 27, GUEST: ARATA FURUTA

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ "Hey, she's calling you!" = A CLASSIC. ~~And he used to be soooo hot.~~

●Details ~ EPISODE 28, GUEST: KREVA

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ I LOVE HOW PERVY HE IS, LOL. 8D

●Details ~ EPISODE 35, GUEST: HYDE & KEN OF L'ARC~EN~CIEL

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ I'm damn sure that Hyde was stoned for at least half of this, but NO WORDS as to how epic this one is. "She sat in front of me on the bullet train and I thought Oh my, Doraemon ♥" Not even a Laruku fan (though haunlang is, and therefore I kinda am ;D) but this is one of the funniest episodes ever.

●Details ~ EPISODE 36, GUEST: DJ OZMA

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ I gave it such a hight rating because, imo, DJ OZMA is the fucking beeest. But if you don't like him, I guess there's not much reason for you to watch this ep. xD

●Details ~ EPISODE 38, GUEST: TAKANORI JINNAI

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ Don't like most of this episode but the dog yoga is WIN. And it was the first time I thought Kame was cute, so it was monumental to some extent. "Dude, you and the dog are alike in that you're fug and yet cute at the same time ♥" "Shut up ♥"

●Details ~ EPISODE 42, GUESTS: F-BLOOD

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ Not only are F-BLOOD funny, but the alcohol thing is really interesting, and I'm pretty sure I get off on seeing Kame writing in pain. ♥

●Details ~ EPISODE 43, GUEST: SHOKO-TAN

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ THE SLUG IMPRESSION OF DOOOOM. EVERY TIME THIS GIRL COMES ONTO THIS SHOW SHE FUCKING KICKS ASS. WATCH THIS EPISODE. PERIOD.

●Details ~ EPISODE 47, GUEST: EVERY LITTLE THING

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ I ALWAYS LAUGH SO MUCH AT THIS EP. NAKAMARU X OCTOPUS. LOOOOOOL. ♥

●Details ~ EPISODE 49 & 50, HOKKAIDO SPECIAL

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ FUCKING HELL WATCH THESE TOO. Basically it's Jin & Maru going through various forms of torture after being sent to Hokkaido because they suck at darts. I laughed the whole way through this. It is epic. ♥

●Details ~ EPISODE 60; GUEST(S): BLACK MAYO

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ THAT SMILE IS EPIC. 8D The plastic surgery thing was cool too, though I think I could have done better on Microsoft Paint.

●Details ~ EPISODE 61: START OF NEW SEASON!

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ Idk not as funny as the ones before & Ueda and Junno's parts suck. But, Kame traipsying around the countryside, Maru being sexed, Koki meeting with weirdos, and Jin interviewing various horny women amuses me nevertheless. ♥

●Details ~ EPISODE 65

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ I. LOVE. THIS. These girls kick sooo much ass and they totally pwn Jin the whole way through. "What do you want?" "CONTROL 8D" LOL. ♥ ♥

●Details ~ EPISODE 67

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ This is the "Sendai Special" in which they go to Sendai and do lots of random things. ALSO, though, two of them get picked to be "Assistant Directors", which are basically those dudes that stand around and help people, carry bags, and hold things. Watching Ueda and Kame bitch about the others is sooo lolworthy, and I'm not even going to talk about Nakamaru on the bungee. 8D

●Details ~ EPISODE 69

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ THEY ALL GO TO ANIME LAND AND SHOKO-TAN BULLIES JIN INTO COSPLAYING SEPHIROTH. NO, I AM NOT JOKING. FOR ADDED LULZ THEY EVEN THREW IN SOME GROPING IN THE CHANGING ROOMS. :D:D

●Details ~ EPISODE 72

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ Dewi whatever is just soooo funny. "Oh my, what IS this. I look like a transvestiiiiiite~" LOLOL.

●Details ~ EPISODE 73

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ SACHIKOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WATCH THIS EPISODE NOW!

●Details ~ EPISODE 82

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ EPIC. They get all these maids to come in, and the guys are totally scared. Bless. xD

●Details ~ EPISODE 91 & 92

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ ~~Jin looks totally hot in an orange jacket ♥♥♥~~ Basically another special with more challenges/tasks, and another set of ADs. 8D ~~Jin almost gets thrown off a horse ♥ Jin throws shit at Maru ♥ Jin gets a piggy back ride from Maru ♥~~

●Details ~ EPISODE 93

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ THE WIG MAN, LAWL. Kame's feet get molested and Jin gets jealous of a wigged 40 year old man dressed as a high school girl even thinking about sleeping with Kame instead of him. Laawwwwl.

●Details ~ EPISODE 94

●Episode Rating ~
●Comments ~ KAT-TUN gets perved on by a verrrry smart female doctor. Lawl, how I wish I were in her shoes~ 8D

And so far that is it!

→ I will add more as I watch more, promise. ♥
→ If you have any problems finding a particular episode, or if I've gotten anything wrong, please comment me here. ♥
→ Linking to this on the sidebar, so if you need it in the future you know where to find it. It is also public, for now. ♥
→ SO SORRY THIS POST WAS SO UBER LONG. WHEN I PUT IT UNDER A CUT IT SCREWED MY HTML. ごめんね, F-LIST! ♥
→ Enjoy! :D

crows zero ii ♥ crows zero ii ♥ crows zero ii ♥

beppin14 — Sun, 31 May 2009 14:05:46 GMT

★ CROWS ZERO II DOWNLOAD LINKS ★

⇒ Original download by pinkujisatsu . All credit to her, the only thing I did was split it into 100mb each so my sister could download it easily.

⇒ Files hosted on megaupload. 15 parts in total.

⇒ Please be warned that the video quality is really bad. It's not a DVD rip, it's straight from the cinema. Unfortunate, but if you can't wait...

⇒ Enjoy! :)