jokes...
So I go into Starbucks and I hear a voice saying "Have you lost weight?"
I turn around, and there is nobody there, but the same voice "I like your haircut".
I whirl, and nobody still, and that voice again..."You look young for your age".
The manager sees my puzzled expression and explains. "That's just the complimentary coffee...."
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1) Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.
Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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6) A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying,
"We have absolutely nothing to go on."
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Two eskimos were out on the water, and decided to start a fire because they were getting cold - they'd brought some firewood with them for this very purpose. Of course, the fire burned a hole in the bottom of the vessel sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
I turn around, and there is nobody there, but the same voice "I like your haircut".
I whirl, and nobody still, and that voice again..."You look young for your age".
The manager sees my puzzled expression and explains. "That's just the complimentary coffee...."
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1) Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.
Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
==
6) A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying,
"We have absolutely nothing to go on."
==
Two eskimos were out on the water, and decided to start a fire because they were getting cold - they'd brought some firewood with them for this very purpose. Of course, the fire burned a hole in the bottom of the vessel sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.