Public Service Announcement.
Haldir is dead.
You saw it, I saw it, everyone who's seen the movie has seen it too.
It was Colonel Mustard the Orc with the Axe at the top of the Battlement.
Haldir fall down. Aragorn pick him up. Haldir die after looking all pasty and sweaty, possibly regretting that he'd never had sex with Aragorn, or conversely, not enough of it.
Yall get the idea. Well, except that part about Aragorn/Haldir. I don't know where that came from...
You saw it, I saw it, everyone who's seen the movie has seen it too.
It was Colonel Mustard the Orc with the Axe at the top of the Battlement.
Haldir fall down. Aragorn pick him up. Haldir die after looking all pasty and sweaty, possibly regretting that he'd never had sex with Aragorn, or conversely, not enough of it.
Yall get the idea. Well, except that part about Aragorn/Haldir. I don't know where that came from...