Last night I saw...

the new Bond film.

And for the most part, it wasn't half bad.

I mean, who goes to a Bond film for the plot anyway? Bond = Explosions. And explosions there were aplenty. So on that score it was good. The cars go zoom and are pretty. I want Zao's green Jaguar!

The whole Jinx being touted as Bond's first ever female equal? Totally overrated. She still needed to ask for help and whatnot (whereas he hardly ever does). First ever female equal? WHAT ABOUT MICHELLE YEOH'S CHARACTER IN TOMORROW NEVER DIES???? Hello! Best ever Bond lady right there, totally capable and can hold her own too! grrr!

Opening sequence - suitably kinky *evil grin*

That's all I really can be bothered saying. Oh, except for this random piece of quotage:

Sex for dinner and death for breakfast.

That is all :D