I was using good ol' Google and looking up "postmodernism and film" for my film theory essay.

Flippin through links...*flip flip flip* Postmodernism and.....

PHOTOSHOP!

*groan*

blah blah, postmodernism...but in relation to photoshop??

*growl*

"I did a film with Greenaway once, Pillowbook...I had sex with everyone in that!"

I had sex with a 65year old Japanese Man in that Movie!" *pause* "And it was VERY NICE!"

and there's this choking/shocked noise that he makes when he's imitating Saturday Matinee Show "Old Powdered Ladies" in the audience, which is just priceless :)
Oh hell, just that whole segment about being Nekkid on stage...

Am yet to see pt2 (damn 30mb downloads on dialup), but hope it's just as funny :D

On one of the beading lists I'm on, we get lots of newbies (beading and computers in general) and they usually do the "Hi, I'm Mary Jane and I'm 42, married..." etc..

Today we had one...A lady who was married etc, and has a cat "named Nicodemus."

*pause*

methinks: Kewl name.

*continues reading*
"We just call him Boogerlips or Nimrod."

*ROFL*