argh crap!

All you thought about was sex. Now that you were practically on your own at Hogwarts, your unbridled teenage lust took over.
You shagged whoever, wherever, whenever. It just so happened that maybe it wasn't the brightest idea to have a go at that grizzled guy at Hogsmeade one day, because
you caught a collection of STDs from him and you died later that week. Now all you have to hope for are necrophiliacs.

Take the How would you die @ Hogwarts? test by Shaolin.