beadpixie 😮amused

Listens: David Bowie - Slip Away

You've all heard this before...

Mary had a little lamb, she fed it castor oil
and every time it jumped the fence it fertilised the soil!

But this one I hadn't heard before:
mary had a little lamb it's fleece was black as charcoal and every time it jumped the fence a spark came out it's asshole!

*rofl*

Although the regional one that we do down here is that instead of "every time it jumped the fence" it's actually just "and everywhere that mary went, it..".