Lame jokes especially for WickedCherub
Q: What's the difference between bogies and brussel sprouts?
A: Kids won't eat brussel sprouts
Q: What have a fat woman and a mo-ped got in common?
A: They're both OK for a ride until your mates find out
Q: What do you do if your boiler explodes?
A: Buy her some flowers
Q. Why do women wear make up & perfume.
A. Because they're ugly & they smell
Q.What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it!
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
Q. Why do Italians wear mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mother.
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q.Why don't pygmies wear tampons?
A. They keep stepping on the strings.
Q. Why are Women's feet shorter than men's feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the sink.
A: Kids won't eat brussel sprouts
Q: What have a fat woman and a mo-ped got in common?
A: They're both OK for a ride until your mates find out
Q: What do you do if your boiler explodes?
A: Buy her some flowers
Q. Why do women wear make up & perfume.
A. Because they're ugly & they smell
Q.What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it!
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
Q. Why do Italians wear mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mother.
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q.Why don't pygmies wear tampons?
A. They keep stepping on the strings.
Q. Why are Women's feet shorter than men's feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the sink.