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bbart — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:35:46 GMT

stolen from xdragonladyx who stole it from svashtar:

Hey, if you can't stand being inundated with Twattings of the Twitter generation, here are some directions to prevent the spam from showing up on your page.

Go to http://www.livejournal.com/customize/options.bml

Select "Custom CSS"

Paste the following into the large blank space:

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And now you have no more Loudtwitter spam on your Friends page.

bbart — Wed, 27 May 2009 19:36:45 GMT

I wonder how long I've been walking around with my zipper down and how many people have noticed.

Cut

bbart — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:12:54 GMT

I did a friends cut. Nothing personal. I just don't have the time for lj that I did before. Live well.

Best Kids Meal Commercial Ever

bbart — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:12:22 GMT

ShamWhat?!

bbart — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:17:39 GMT

*snicker*

Two Things

bbart — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:18:21 GMT

1. I am in dire need of Girl Scout Cookies. I need them now.
2. Watching the Duggar Family Wedding Special right before bed will give you creepy dreams. Do not attempt.

bbart — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:37:07 GMT

Why in the world did I wake up with this song in my head?

My Current Entertainment

bbart — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:31:24 GMT

I just keep putting in * and seeing where it takes me.

Out of No Where

bbart — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:37:37 GMT

I want a chili cheese dog, and I want one NOW.

Oh, and I can't get this out of my head.

bbart — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:33:15 GMT

Sometimes I randomly think about this guy.

It Never Gets Old

bbart — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:17:26 GMT

Every time--every time--I think about the fact these two songs are recorded by the same artist I'm amused.

Now What's Stuck In My Head

bbart — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:09:16 GMT

I Crack Me Up

bbart — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:11:13 GMT

I just randomly began thinking about this.

I'm Not Making This Up

bbart — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:52:10 GMT

An anonymous note left on my coworker's desk:

A fart is just a turd honking its horn for the right of way.

Proof I Don't Like Every Crappy Song from the '70s

bbart — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:20:58 GMT

This song is stuck in my head. I hate it.

I don't care if it was #1 and inspired a movie. It still sucks.

Train Wreckage

bbart — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:58:10 GMT

Drugs are bad, mkay?

How Drunk Do Ya Gotta Be

bbart — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:58:20 GMT

to fall asleep in a porta potty?

Explain It to Me

bbart — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:25:49 GMT

Why do I love the show Jon and Kate + Eight so much?

While you're at it can you explain why I like this song so much?

Why I Should Always Carry a Camera

bbart — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:32:14 GMT

While I was out and about on my lunch hour I passed a woman I predict was in her mid-sixties. She wore a crushed velvet cat suit in a blue leopard print. She accented her outfit with a large black leather belt that looked like it had been attacked by a Bedazzler.

Another Edition of That Song Stuck in My Head

bbart — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:47:25 GMT

Just in Time for Valentine's Day

bbart — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:08:01 GMT

I've had this song stuck in my head for the last two days. Always and forever.

I'm Hooked

bbart — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:13:36 GMT

To date four episodes of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew have aired. In the last 48 hours I have managed to watch every episode.

And I plan on recording Thursday's new episode.

Embarassed for Myself

bbart — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:16:02 GMT

Flipping through the channels I came across "Celebrity* Rehab with Dr. Drew."

I watched the entire episode. And now I want more.

*The term celebrity used loosely.

Blah.

bbart — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:18:40 GMT

I don't want to go out tonight.

I want to make peanutbutter no-bake cookies instead.

And eat really cheesy pizza.

Living in a Fantasy Land

bbart — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:16:33 GMT

This morning I had the following dream:

I went to see a band called Bad As Cats. I thought, that's an unusual name. Are cats so bad that we refer to things as being as bad as them? You'd think as a cat owner I'd know the answer to that.

Halfway through the show I realize the bands name isn't Bad As Cats. It's Bad Ass Cats. The band just can't spell.