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On now

1 - 24 May

NZ COMEDY FEST 2026

Every BATS show from the 2026 NZ International Comedy Festival, all in one place.

6 - 9 May 2026
closes tomorrow

Potential Energy

Neil Thornton has a problem: despite being a successful educator and award-winning comedian (Best Comedian, Wellington Comedy Awards), the voices in his head still say, “You’re wasting your potential!”

6 - 9 May 2026
closes tomorrow

F^cking ACE

Austin Harrison doesn't give f***...literally! Can comedy be funny without a sex drive?

6 - 9 May 2026
closes tomorrow

So You Think You Can Interpretive Dance

Comedian and ex-professional dancer Joana Joy hosts the dance competition show nobody asked for but everyone needs.

6 - 9 May 2026
closes tomorrow

Eternal Optimist

It’s 2026 and tragically, comedy has become important.

6 - 9 May 2026
closes tomorrow

Little Sister

Lily Catastrophe is scared she might be kind of basic.

6 - 9 May 2026
closes tomorrow

How Could Hell Be Any Worse?

What happens when you’ve almost reached the top of a mountain you’ve been climbing for years and you realise that maybe you should have been concentrating your efforts on another mountain entirely?

7 - 9 May 2026
closes tomorrow

Artificial Infidelity: How Things are Going with my A.I. Boyfriends

Annie spent many nights during 2025 in a sci-fi universe slaying monsters with her artificial video-game boyfriends: a merman, a space gangster and a pilot.

7 - 9 May 2026
closes tomorrow

T.E.M.U Joke Factory

Welcome aboard the production line at the T.E.M.U Joke Factory!

8 - 9 May 2026
opening night

I Wish I Could Come Out Of My Shell

Felicity Ward is coming out of her shell, and she’s been doing just fine. Divorce. Bisexuality. The Paso Doble. It’s been QUITE the year.

Coming up

12 - 16 May 2026

Renaissance Man

Renaissance man (noun): a person with many “talents” or areas of “knowledge.”

12 - 16 May 2026

Six Figure Clown

This is for anyone who’s ever come out, burned out, or had a hard day in policy.

12 - 14 May 2026

APHRODITE

It’s time to enter Aphrodite’s discotheque, where the Goddess of Love takes you through a Studio 54/Mount Olympus fever dream and she can hopefully teach all of us a thing or two about the ultimate trophy "love" (if it even exists).

12 - 16 May 2026

Amalgamation

Dangerously funny and deliriously sexy: sketch comedy that’s as smart as it is filthy.

12 - 16 May 2026

Peekaboo!

Do you remember the last time you pissed yourself laughing at someone shouting “Peekaboo!”?

12 - 16 May 2026

Skuxx Cowboys get lonely sometimes too

Kipling DC is not just a Skuxx, he’s a Skuxx Cowboy.

14 - 16 May 2026

Fuq Boiz: The Greatest Showboiz

The hot daddies of chuckles, Hamish Parkinson and Ryan Richards, are back!

14 - 16 May 2026

Orin Performs Performative Stand-Up Comedy

In Orin Performs Performative Stand-Up Comedy, Orin – the performer – launches hairlessly into the world of alternative stand-up.

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About BATS

From a gorgeous three level repurposed historic building we nurture creative talent and showcase exciting new NZ performance. Our buzzing year-round programme is an alternative mash-up of theatre, dance, improv, stand-up, and experimental work.

​We partner in the development of exciting and bold performance. Through the meeting of digital and live art, bolstering BATS as a hub of creativity and showcasing diverse festival activity we support career sustainability and wellbeing for all.

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Accessibility

We aim to make visiting BATS as easy as possible for everyone. If you need support with access, audio, visual needs, or with reserving an easy access seat in the theatre we encourage you to contact us prior to your visit and discuss your individual needs with our friendly Box Office team.

Put on a show

Putting on a show at BATS is a pretty sweet deal. We spend more supporting our shows than we make back with our low venue fees. That’s alright by us though, we exist to support emerging artists and showcase new NZ performance!

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