the superspecial zeppelin riding bowtied purveyor of nonsense!

badninja @ 2014-01-02T17:02:00

2014-01-02T22:02:40Z

MOVED TO DREAMWIDTH!!! If you have one, please friend me there: foozled_up

badninja @ 2013-05-07T19:22:00

2013-05-07T23:22:48Z

anyone still here

badninja @ 2012-08-27T22:16:00

2012-08-28T02:16:49Z

So a lot of people from twitterstuck have been contacting me worriedly, because I've been on and off the past two weeks. Heck, a lot of people have been contacting me in general being worried. I feel like I owe everyone an explanation for my absences in a way that's more than 140 characters on twitter.

I know I've been extremely unreliable the past two weeks. I feel extremely apologetic for it. I'm sorry, guys. I'm trying my very best but I've got this thing around August and September where I coccoon into myself and hibernate.

I'm trying not to do that this year, so if I can ask people the favour that if they don't see me for awhile, if you can try to check up on me, I would appreciate it. I'm not hiding because I want to. I feel trapped in the fact I keep having trouble contacting more people than myself. Because unfortunately, the thing I hate to say is that yes, there is a reason to worry.

There's a few things going on right now and it's more than just my foot being injured. I have social anxiety disorder and it's striking me pretty bad. So's my depression. And my PTSD. And my anxiety. And I can't sleep at all. Basically, I'm fucked. I see my psych on Wednesday.

Usually I spend a lot of time on twitterstuck when I'm like that but due to the aforementioned cocooning, it's the opposite this time. August and September are when I hide because they're the months that hold three bad anniversaries for me: my mom dying, my mom's birthday, and when I was infected with lyme.

So basically I usually hibernate in a ball and depression and PTSD and nerves, but I really don't want to do that this year. So I'm reaching out to my friends and saying, if you don't see me, please message me? Email ( penguins.stride @ gmail ) or facebook (I can provide the link privately) or twitter DM ( my personal davesbluebox or dave's account cogsnotfrogs ). AIM ( areyou99 ) yahoo!Messanger ( carabba@rocketmail.com ) skype ( gostriding ).

I usually try not to ask these things because I don't want to bother people, but since so many people have been contacting me and asking if I'm okay / how they can contact me / how they can check up on me, I feel safe at reaching out.

And I really want to say this: I almost never feel safe in that. But this year, I do. I feel very okay in it. I love you guys. You've changed my life and you've changed it for the better. I love you and am thankful for you every day.

I'm going to try harder, because I know I need to for everyone who's worried about me, but also for myself. I'm going to try to steer myself towards a better path. And I thank you guys in advance for being there while I do it. And for everything you've done for me by just being around. Seriously. I love you.

badninja @ 2012-04-24T23:54:00

2012-04-25T03:54:47Z

I don't know where anyone is anymore. Who has twitter, who has plurk, who still has a Livejournal and who absconded to Dreamwidth or the like. I've lost track of a lot of people that I don't want to lose track of.

So this is me asking, guys, where is the best place to check on updates for each of you? I love you all and want to keep up with you better than I've been able to. Which I apologize for. So I'm gonna start posting to LJ again but as I said above, I don't know who is doing what anymore. :/

Let me know?

My tweets

2012-02-22T06:54:15Z

Tue, 16:56: RT @DamonLindelof: COMMUNITY is back at 8 on the 15th. I have a good feeling about those numbers.
Tue, 17:00: been travelling since like 9am yesterday just got home also was walking from 1:30pm to 3:30pm i fully believe i am the tiredest person ever
Tue, 17:01: @crymaxing remind me to fill you in on plot ideas later so you can put in what you want to do and so it works for everyone! <3
Tue, 17:13: OH GOD does anone know how to fix a monitor casing part of mine broke off and i can't get it fixed for a few weeks
Tue, 17:14: RT @weirdopanty: sappy dave feelings brb writing a novel about it
Tue, 17:36: wtf are you even doing brobot
Tue, 17:47: i love you orson never leave you're the only person in the show that has fucking sanity right now even if you're also kind of creepy
Tue, 17:47: this is me admitting publically i watch desperate housewives the shame feel my shaaammeee
Tue, 17:48: susan you are so weird why do you polllute your children
Tue, 17:49: "is the father of your baby gay? oh no! oh, he's not? too bad, they're great with kids!" yeah, okay.

Tue, 17:57: RT @maritzac: http://t.co/AMK7QisO
Tue, 17:58: i bet we're supposed to be mad at orson's efforts to keep the ladies away from bree but i'm just sitting here going "thank fucking god"
Tue, 18:07: okay, this show may be trash tv but they just pulled the "mom goes to give baby up, says it's her choice and doesn't let the dad in" plot...
Tue, 18:07: but unlike every other show ever, they're pointing out how the parents both have equal rights to the decisions and leading the plot that way
Tue, 18:07: fucking finally someone is doing it right, jesus christ
Tue, 18:16: RT @colourlovers: COLOURlovers guest post alert: Colorful wedding inspiration on @Lover_ly today. See what we are talking about over the ...
Tue, 18:17: okay never mind, orson, you are now a lying liar and i would slap you if it was kosher to slap a dude in a wheelchair
Tue, 18:17: RT @RonPaul: ICYMI Ron Paul tied with Obama in key swing state of Virginia: http://t.co/qE9y4cYm #gop #gop2012 #tcot #RonPaul
Tue, 18:20: this is what i get for my favourite character being a dude who intentionlly let his mom get full body paralyzed oops
Tue, 18:21: though really, what morals does one have to choose from in this show anyway

Tue, 18:24: @gypsyjr what's that?
Tue, 18:33: GODDAMMIT ORSON i've never gone so quick from "thank god you exist" to "get out forever you creeping creep" so quick in one episode
Tue, 18:34: GET AWAY BEFORE HE KILLS YOU, BREE, I AM SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT THIS NOW
Tue, 19:14: ahaha guy in this show offered to take a girl on a date to a watering hole. she assumed he meant a bar. no. he meant a literal watering hole
Tue, 19:46: yay mood drop
Tue, 19:50: brb
Tue, 20:10: nows when it gets predictable

My tweets

2012-02-18T02:16:41Z

Fri, 00:46: RT @klondikeaura: @nomnombrainz is on my sofa. Times are awesome.
Fri, 00:50: tennesee is the brightest state ever, like, why? when the bus went through there every single building had like at least 20 lights on them
Fri, 00:53: rereading homestuck and finding out dave uses question marks hurts my brain. dave... i've been not using them for you! stop this switcharoo!

My tweets

2012-01-28T18:59:14Z

Fri, 20:29: sorry guys i don't think i'll manage to be on today, i'm so tired it's impossible to stay up past now. THIS IS WAY EARLY FOR ME? argh
Fri, 20:31: hospitalizations/new med changing sleep schedule/several days of three hours sleep/winter fibro/stress/etc => yep
Sat, 00:30: RT @agoodshinkickin: That moment when you realize a good chunk of your gaming is inspired by Tony Soprano.
Sat, 01:57: @Chinglezard HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3

Мои твиты

2012-01-23T23:02:35Z

Вс, 19:15: eating/maxalt then aim/rp/finishing sewing this hoodie. i think i'll do some prose RP tonight.
Вс, 19:18: RT @jephjacques: Brooklyn man proudly states that he had "no idea football was even still happening," NFL disbands in shame
Вс, 19:20: RT @6GoldenCoins: Fun fact, Superbowl autocorrects to Super owl.
Вс, 19:21: RT @DraculaButt: Dateline NBC: To Catch a Redditor
Вс, 19:34: I don't understand what these _ebooks accounts are. Can someone please tell me? What's the concept there?
Вс, 21:02: RT @ginomes: autoresponder, still the best alpha character (after roxy)
Вс, 21:06: why is twitterstuck dead of activity right now someone fix it
Вс, 21:54: RT @superidSour: @ginomes and then Roxy and dirk transformed RL's land into steampunk equestria
Вс, 22:13: i get my glasses and suddenly i'm mistyping everything as tits
Вс, 22:18: RT @WomansWisdom: Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them? Rose F. Kennedy

Пн, 01:06: i love @crymaxing i was whining about lack of dave/karkat fanart she goes out to find linkspam dfsjlsdfdsgfljk best
Пн, 15:08: RT @weddingbee: Made my first wedding color palette and color at @COLOURlovers last night...SO fun! Have you tried it? http://t.co/jhX4NaFo
Пн, 16:04: RT @itsf8te: Why do I try to watch Glee all I do is sit here every time going WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE and no answer. Just. No an ...
Пн, 16:17: RT @RonPaul: TSA creator agrees with Ron Paul about abolishing the #TSA: http://t.co/kQYMJHRL #tcot #RonPaul #gop2012
Пн, 16:44: dear god why is john the cutest ever http://t.co/9s1QYyEZ

Мои твиты

2012-01-23T00:19:01Z

Сб, 19:26: @weirdopanty BTW THIS ACTUALLY IS A REAL PLACE THAT EXISTS.
Сб, 19:27: @weirdopanty There is no Strider bullshit in it at all. That is a place.
Сб, 19:29: RT @fredkarger: Congratulations @newtgingrich Look forward to seeing you in Michigan! You, too @MittRomney
Сб, 20:13: can i have a mental shriek at a tweet i wrote myself
Сб, 20:21: RT @mirthcomesfirst: @cogsnotfrogs I SAID "TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU KNOW" NOT "TRAUMATIZE EVERYONE WITH A SOCIETY THAT IS THE PLOT OF A BAD ...
Сб, 20:30: RT @mirthcomesfirst: @cogsnotfrogs THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOME RANDOM FACTS IN YOUR HEAD THAT AREN'T DISTURBING. THIS IS WHAT I TELL MYSELF ...
Сб, 20:42: KKKkgfdjhhhhhhhhh karkat
Сб, 20:48: cant handle any post right now from anyone so dflkdfssdf so awesome
Сб, 21:30: I have this eternal feeling like I'm supposed to be doing something and I'm not doing it. And I am doing so many things.
Сб, 21:34: email plurk twitter aim design flashbuilder musicmaking three browsers programming make accounts port rp journals

Сб, 21:34: that is me right now
Сб, 21:34: +reading
Сб, 21:40: someone make my brain stop
Сб, 21:44: i think this is the "zoloft might make you manic for a bit" the psych was talking about
Сб, 21:46: LOL apparently when you lower zoloft, it can make you temporarily manic. SUDDENLY, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.
Сб, 23:21: ok, i sort of got my brain sorted out...
Сб, 23:52: okay can people please stop guilting dave out ok kthnx
Вс, 00:19: how is it 8 degrees outside how are we about to get 8 hours of constant snowfall what is going on
Вс, 00:32: :| http://t.co/Nxi6jjbY @cogsnotfrogs and @sharp_precision kind of blew up...
Вс, 00:42: @weirdopanty dude, are both our daves angsting at the same time? this is like a boss battle combo

Вс, 02:07: A WILD VRISKA ON THE HORIZON
Вс, 03:15: RT @gypsyjr: ... According to Twitter's promotional algorithms, Neil Patrick Harris is similar to Pabst Blue Ribbon and Wheat Thins.
Вс, 03:39: RT @TheAsterik: also speaking of twitter communities, twitternauts is still a thing :'D @PsychicRaz @MilkmanBoyd @IAmMakingAPie @D1sorde ...
Вс, 19:15: eating/maxalt then aim/rp/finishing sewing this hoodie. i think i'll do some prose RP tonight.
Вс, 19:18: RT @jephjacques: Brooklyn man proudly states that he had "no idea football was even still happening," NFL disbands in shame

Мои твиты

2012-01-21T23:58:13Z

Пт, 19:39: omg guys the update. so the characters who are specifically in one place, my dave is from it. we made our stuff right after cascade
Пт, 19:39: thought of a bunch of bullshit reasons for our chars existing but now canon says we're right. and we thought we were off the wall impossible
Пт, 19:42: oh god i've felt for months that people would think the stuff i have backstory for dave was stupid and now there's canon to make it work;__;
Пт, 19:48: when i can i stop mentally flailing at the update my heart can't take it
Пт, 19:58: oh my god my typing is so terrible today (i'm correcting typos) there has got to be something productive i can do with this. maybe in RP
Пт, 20:37: i feel so up and down today, both physically and emotionally. bleh
Пт, 23:26: RT @ImACatMew: @weirdopanty hE HAS TO LEARN HOW TO GROOM AND CARESS HIS NUTS......
Сб, 00:07: wait beta orgies what, i lost track of my twitter feed and the first thing i see is orgies
Сб, 00:15: RT @WomansWisdom: People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. Abigail Van Buren
Сб, 00:40: oh my god i just made a noise from suddenly completely unable to handle KK's cute

Сб, 00:52: RT @Chinglezard: @nomnombrainz mirth!kat x everyone otp
Сб, 00:58: @Psychisms Shawn: Did that joke just arrive in a time machine?
Сб, 01:11: cue strider awkwardness
Сб, 03:24: lol... im watching smallville and clark managing to fly for a bit made me cry, is that pathetic and what level
Сб, 03:37: RT @yeahok: "a plague on both your houses. they're weaksauce lol" - shakespeare
Сб, 16:34: if anyone IMed me earlier, i wasn't on AIM, it was lying.
Сб, 16:36: I can only go on twitter right now but i'll be on email and aim later <3

Мои твиты

2012-01-20T20:56:42Z

Чт, 21:36: RT @superidSour: Dirk has gone Grimbrony
Чт, 21:36: RT @RonPaul: New Post: National Right-to-Work comments on Rick Santorum's record http://t.co/4JsdRu1G #SCgop #tcot #gop2012 #CNNdebate
Чт, 21:37: RT @RonPaul: Ron Paul doesn't want "grandiose" government ideas: http://t.co/1f0YgloF #tcot #CNNdebate #teaparty #SCgop #RonPaul
Чт, 21:38: Pretend I retweeted that last retweet a thousand times. That forever, damn.
Чт, 21:38: RT @SofiaResnick: Whenever Romney is accused of flip-flopping, he references his book. #cnndebate
Чт, 22:01: Having lived through the war on drugs this is typically what they do. Because they had a significant hit like that then too.
Чт, 22:02: These are known as political nuclear bombs. They could have prosecuted megaupload before but they held until it was politically viable.
Чт, 22:04: I want to explain what I mean but I don't know if anyone wants to hear :X
Чт, 22:07: If you see an alternate address for megaupload, DO NOT CLICK IT. Clicks on it are being used for illegal hacking.
Чт, 22:07: NEVER CLICK ON THIS, I cannot stress how important it is not to. And please tell others not to either. Doing this only hurts them legally.

Чт, 22:35: I think I may emigrate to Canada.I am not even fucking kidding.This is not the "if this doesn't turn out I'm going!" threat that goes around
Чт, 22:35: It's a hard process to do it but compared to the processes here that's the better choice.
Чт, 22:39: Windsor is viable for me because of location.
Чт, 23:23: okay i'm so upset my hands are shaking, so I need a break from this government shit, but I *will* post my explanations to twitlonger later
Чт, 23:57: oh shit i twitterstuck posted and then forgot i did it
Пт, 00:14: guess who's not blind anymore that's right this lady
Пт, 00:18: now i have glasses everything feels farther away but it's just because of how little i saw before i think
Пт, 00:18: GUYS I CAN SEE, I DON' NEED THE SCREEN READERS OR HELP TYPING ANYMORE I CAN SEE WHAT I'M TYPING
Пт, 00:32: i got on too late and now everyone's gone to bed before i can rp with them :(
Пт, 01:00: RT @Chinglezard: Cosby/alpha!Mayor x kermit!Mayor <3< 5ever.

Пт, 02:13: RT @Stitchpunk: Laugh laugh laugh, chuckle guffaw giggle, that's Rimmsy and Listy! #reddwarf
Пт, 02:20: RT @bmcguitar: The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich, Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code, Plato invented the plate. #fb #reddwarf
Пт, 13:23: umm SOPA hasn't passed right now, right? because i just read someone saying it did and i don't know if they're being ironic or serious
Пт, 13:38: mirthkarkat has just made his own life a little bit of living hell
Пт, 13:40: LOWERING the zoloft today. 50 was too much. back to blissful 25. cross your fingers it keeps working, please? i need good vibes ;n;
Пт, 13:47: RT @amazingsoup: If I had a friend named A.E. I'd borrow some money, say "A.E.I.O.U." then throw myself off a fucking bridge for making ...
Пт, 13:48: RT @kellhound: Man I wish this was a thing when I was little “@SuperSkoda: This is awesome! BPRD summer camp! http://t.co/LtogLCoW”
Пт, 15:11: RT @ampurra: why is obama such a babe
Пт, 15:30: RT @PPact: Pres. Obama did the right thing by protecting #birthcontrol coverage for millions. Thank him! Sign the card: http://t.co/mROd ...
Пт, 15:33: omg i was walking and i thought my left shoe hurt but shrugged it off and i get home and my ankle is covered with blood

Пт, 15:34: i'm not even kidding when i say covered

Мои твиты

2012-01-16T22:53:27Z

Вс, 20:19: aaaughhh goddammit michigan weather i live in the country so snow took down my internet it's been hours
Вс, 20:20: trying to run aim takes the entire network down for hours
Вс, 20:20: why
Вс, 20:20: @klondikeaura are you around to email ;n;
Вс, 20:21: karkat and dave are hatching a matchmaking plan what does it say about a pairing when they need THOSE TWO to auspice them into working
Вс, 20:21: i mean LOOK AT WHO THE AUSPICES ARE
Вс, 21:00: RT @IAmMakingAPie: There needs to be a Fuck Yeah G-Man tumblr.
Вс, 21:05: i'm only okay with dirk instead of dick because it sounds like the name of an old timey private detective
Вс, 21:05: dirk strider at your service if you know what i mean
Вс, 21:11: http://t.co/igy2VDqk i wasn't kidding, dave and karkat really are planning auspicing/matchmaking this is going to be a beautiful trainwreck

Вс, 21:17: RT @ImACatMew: Dirk Strider. Say it nice and slow. Dirk Strider. Close your eyes and whisper it. /Dirk fucking Strider/. Now go change y ...
Вс, 21:21: RT @ImACatMew: Also hey guys. roSE. roXY. You'll shit bricks when you see it.
Вс, 21:24: RT @ImACatMew: Hussie confirms that Dirk Strider sounds like a pornstar name God bless
Вс, 21:33: @weirdopanty NO DON'T GET RID OF DAVE NO
Вс, 21:51: @crymaxing go check plurk XD
Вс, 22:01: w-why are we listing usernames
Вс, 22:10: RT @42xdeath: If you type askew into google, you will find the stuff of my nightmares.
Вс, 22:10: RT @42xdeath: It is inexcusably aberrant
Вс, 22:51: RT @weirdopanty: i nominate self for kanaya status auspistice
Вс, 23:09: fuck my dave and kk just got twice as precious

Вс, 23:10: rps in texts are annoying cuz it's like YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IT, BUT YOU CAN'T SHOW IT YET...
Вс, 23:10: how do people do this
Вс, 23:25: RT @ImACatMew: oH SHIT KANAYA EMERGED OUT OF NOWHERE she's been secretly waiting for rose puss........ nobody tell her i saID THAT.
Вс, 23:33: what the hell my cat just tried to crawl inside a plastic bag and fight it from the inside
Вс, 23:34: RT @quiverby: NOOOOOOO. Voyeristic Moogles! @desertephemeral #failff6
Вс, 23:47: RT @crymaxing: http://t.co/9V13gbPi DIRKSPRITE
Вс, 23:55: RT @liquorkind: haha, the jury haz spoken "Dirk Strider is a 100% legit sounding porn star name."
Пн, 00:26: its so adorable aaahhh
Пн, 00:30: i need to stop feeling like summarizing plots people asked me to summarize is egoistical of me
Пн, 00:31: it makes no sense

Пн, 00:39: fuck this summary is so long it's like a fucking book
Пн, 00:41: how did we pile up so much...
Пн, 00:43: i cannot handle how cute twitterstuck is right now
Пн, 00:50: "Ben Franklin knew how to talk to bitches." my girlfriend's funnier than yours
Пн, 00:52: this episode of boston legal. this inseperable, soulmate like couple just found out that they're related via spermbank both their moms used
Пн, 00:52: all i can think is "........ectobiology?"
Пн, 01:17: "Ben Franklin knew bitches like kites." now its getting real
Пн, 01:17: RT @ginomes: who the fuck gives a stripper 4 cents
Пн, 01:27: william shatner on my tv just had to be ordered not to have sex with a goat. it's times like this where i wonder why i love this show
Пн, 01:41: william shatner is on my tv playing a furry

Пн, 01:42: oh god alan called him+denny a couple i can never handle their cute either. even when they're disturbing its cute if theyre in the same room
Пн, 01:43: watch me tweet about a show that nobody knows or cares about anything cuz it ended years ago, yes
Пн, 01:48: i think this summary will be finished tomorrow. oh god i'm sorry guys i tried to finish it today ;n;
Пн, 01:48: i got distracted by twitterstuck cute...
Пн, 02:24: fuck he was trolling us with the height
Пн, 02:30: cries can someone undepress my dave
Пн, 03:04: RT @AceRimmerBot: Smoke me a kipper RT @fortsave: The Red Dwarf theme in my head is making it danged hard to read.
Пн, 04:10: PSHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Пн, 04:11: RT @gypsyjr: "Hence my euphoria as I describe a grown man in a Snuggie eating a bagel." - @afullmargin #chatmadness #youdontwantcontext
Пн, 04:14: ets sail this ship blast off to a kismestic slurry of love hate and confusion

Пн, 08:30: just had a pretty bizarre dream about twitterstuck wtf at my sleep mind
Пн, 09:03: i think ill actually try to sleep again
Пн, 09:26: nope.gif didnt work
Пн, 09:52: RT @FoxNews: #Huntsman to announce his withdrawal this morning from GOP presidential race. Catch it live @ 11am, here on @FoxNews http: ...
Пн, 09:53: oh my fucking god D: the weather is making me hurt so bad everywhere esp my knee and head. i can barely use that knee shit now sucks
Пн, 09:54: high chances of rain then snow then rain again. fuuuuuuuuck
Пн, 09:58: http://t.co/dvLTVeJR lol forge
Пн, 14:39: RT @maritzac: Male superheroes are not sexualized. Yes, they have muscles... because they are a POWER FANTASY. Women superheroes are a S ...
Пн, 14:41: Wow. And in one singular tweet, Ron Paul has possibly completely lost every bit of support from me he had. How effective.
Пн, 14:56: Dude beat Romney in the straw poll, that's gotta count for something.

Пн, 14:57: Well, *ONE OF the straw polls. lol.
Пн, 15:27: i fell asleep and missed a bunch of tweets
Пн, 15:27: maybe i will sleep more
Пн, 15:32: ok getting peeved at writing dave's current nonsense/bratty mood i think i will sleep so i can get away from that for a bit >:[
Пн, 15:45: fuck this migraine is terrible, it's time for a maxalt :(
Пн, 16:01: RT @andrewhussie: Non-reblogged reblog - Not officially reblogging this response because I don’t want to spark a hate war... http://t.co ...
Пн, 16:33: me: "what do you call the relationship between a troll and the sibling of who they're dating" @crymaxing : "lusus-in-law" <--- this forever
Пн, 16:39: OMG DO I GET TO MAKE BLIND JOKES IN TWITTERSTUCK YEEES
Пн, 16:40: i probably shouldnt think blind jokes are hilarious since i'm one of the people they make fun of but who even cares it's great
Пн, 16:45: People get confused how I can be blind but look at computer. Well, blind doesn't actually mean you see absolutely nothing thats a stereotype

Пн, 16:46: i am super damn lucky b/c mine can be corrected by surgery and will be around march or april and then i will hopefully never be blind again
Пн, 17:21: RT @colourlovers: Taking sidewalk chalk to a whole new level with sidewalk paint! http://t.co/bToWkjRr
Пн, 17:30: RT @superidSour: @ImACatMew http://t.co/RI1bH47K

My tweets

2012-01-15T18:31:07Z

Sat, 17:12: new hair colour now, purple. please ignore the fact i am utterly incapable of looking nice in webcam photos http://t.co/rm5sWtQz
Sat, 17:29: RT @itsf8te: sassy gay death the kid...
Sat, 17:29: RT @tentaclePsych: @cogsnotfrogs Ask Karkat instead. I am quite sure he would enjoy sharing your masculine asteroid vandalism acts with ...
Sat, 17:59: oh my god internet what are you doing please work
Sat, 18:00: @klondikeaura aim isn't letting me on D:
Sat, 18:12: My secret: I am literally incapable of playing any troll that has puns or habits based on how speech sounds. But I dearly wish I was.
Sat, 18:12: learning disabilities ahoy
Sat, 18:22: @auspiced if only jake were a girl, then you could make a username that puns on english muffins
Sat, 18:25: RT @ImACatMew: @superidSour he made him specifically for screwing Jake, since he knew how badly Jake wanted the real thing. Best friend ...
Sat, 19:17: first thing sassy gay john says to a dave is a compliment i see where this is going already

Sat, 19:20: RT @StriderStyle: nic cage calling people assfuck is a turn on for sassy gay john
Sat, 20:24: RT @crymaxing: http://t.co/Co9pZJbu I TOLD YOU BRO. I TOLD YOU.
Sat, 20:26: fuck catie wasn't having fun writing sassy gay john so she gave him to me... quickest player change ever also dlksdfljksdf
Sat, 22:00: having to type in twitter RP in a way to fake private messages is annoying, i always worry someone's gonna get confused
Sat, 22:05: @auspiced bring jade out more often you jerk, this is amazing
Sat, 22:26: oh god terrible migraine
Sat, 22:38: time to relearn how to use commas
Sat, 23:05: guys i have to type dave with actual grammer syntax why do i feel like i need moral support for this
Sat, 23:15: crying mental tears of blood and anguish
Sun, 01:16: probably won't be back on aim today sorry guys i seem to have gotten a virus and i've gotta fix it

Sun, 01:19: and at that the kind of virus where the person can control your computer yay why would anyone want to hack me im boring
Sun, 09:05: RT @dduane: AND IT DOES! So cool. RT @jane__bradley: if you put the word 'askew' into Google the page will tilt. (via @alistairmiskin)
Sun, 10:22: RT @WomansWisdom: When good people in any country cease their vigilance and struggle, then evil men prevail. Pearl S. Buck
Sun, 10:29: someone make my internet stop breaking
Sun, 10:30: RT @ganymedetitan: Wuz - RT @ellardent And there it is the weirdest #reddwarf thing I'll see all day. http://t.co/xIeCmhdd
Sun, 10:52: @crymaxing omg we finally found a way to work your livestream idea into soulstuck
Sun, 10:53: RT @crymaxing: @hotcake ok but now I'm actually thinking about gamzee with a bowl cut and it's kind of scary
Sun, 10:53: RT @crymaxing: @nomnombrainz I KNEW THE VELVET ROOM REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING http://t.co/pR93ieII
Sun, 13:03: RT @mockturtletale: My shower gel is called "Powerfruit Relax". Why am I picturing a giant angry blueberry putting me in a sleeper hold?
Sun, 13:03: my internet's cranky and i have a terrible migraine, my day bodes well already

Sun, 13:06: it feels like dave buried caledfwlch in my skull

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2012-01-15T10:26:51Z

Сб, 17:12: new hair colour now, purple. please ignore the fact i am utterly incapable of looking nice in webcam photos http://t.co/rm5sWtQz
Сб, 17:29: RT @itsf8te: sassy gay death the kid...
Сб, 17:29: RT @tentaclePsych: @cogsnotfrogs Ask Karkat instead. I am quite sure he would enjoy sharing your masculine asteroid vandalism acts with ...
Сб, 17:59: oh my god internet what are you doing please work
Сб, 18:00: @klondikeaura aim isn't letting me on D:
Сб, 18:12: My secret: I am literally incapable of playing any troll that has puns or habits based on how speech sounds. But I dearly wish I was.
Сб, 18:12: learning disabilities ahoy
Сб, 18:22: @auspiced if only jake were a girl, then you could make a username that puns on english muffins
Сб, 18:25: RT @ImACatMew: @superidSour he made him specifically for screwing Jake, since he knew how badly Jake wanted the real thing. Best friend ...
Сб, 19:17: first thing sassy gay john says to a dave is a compliment i see where this is going already

Сб, 19:20: RT @StriderStyle: nic cage calling people assfuck is a turn on for sassy gay john
Сб, 20:24: RT @crymaxing: http://t.co/Co9pZJbu I TOLD YOU BRO. I TOLD YOU.
Сб, 20:26: fuck catie wasn't having fun writing sassy gay john so she gave him to me... quickest player change ever also dlksdfljksdf
Сб, 22:00: having to type in twitter RP in a way to fake private messages is annoying, i always worry someone's gonna get confused
Сб, 22:05: @auspiced bring jade out more often you jerk, this is amazing
Сб, 22:26: oh god terrible migraine
Сб, 22:38: time to relearn how to use commas
Сб, 23:05: guys i have to type dave with actual grammer syntax why do i feel like i need moral support for this
Сб, 23:15: crying mental tears of blood and anguish
Вс, 01:16: probably won't be back on aim today sorry guys i seem to have gotten a virus and i've gotta fix it

Вс, 01:19: and at that the kind of virus where the person can control your computer yay why would anyone want to hack me im boring

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2012-01-10T00:40:42Z

Пн, 02:26: i missed all the twitterfun being sick and now i can't have any now either because dave's too pissed off to talk to anyone woe is me
Пн, 02:50: RT @Whirblewind: [2:19:19 AM] Bowser: excuse me but you need more than 2 people to have a circlejerk
Пн, 03:42: RT @bobbyllew: Commons science and technology committee suggest we don't drink alcohol for 2 days a week. Blimey, I've got to drink 4 mo ...
Пн, 04:17: RT @BigBadBowser: ATHF Guerrilla Ads all over again RT @oreigirisu: bomb squad blew up coconut that washed ashore on the beach because i ...
Пн, 04:21: I seriously need to upload all the Dave icons on my computer because everyone always wants the icons I use.
Пн, 04:21: What can I say, I just find awesome comms.
Пн, 04:22: RT @IAmMakingAPie: I am not a magical girl, nor would I like a contract.
Пн, 04:24: RT @SFXmagazine: Tom Hanks creates animated SF show for Yahoo http://t.co/uMBggIaZ
Пн, 04:31: RT @Carabrains: "Don’t chew gum. Exercise your jaws in private." This was in a public magazine in 1895? Saucy!
Пн, 04:35: RT @FlemishDog: http://t.co/NVSPlUNa i cant feel sad for the jews till a put a pony in the picture

Пн, 05:06: RT @SFXmagazine: Sam Raimi’s Oz The Great And Powerful will kick off in black & white, like the 1939 original http://t.co/sRom6Naf
Пн, 05:09: RT @DalaiLama: In our quest for happiness and the avoidance of suffering, I believe we are all fundamentally the same, and therefore equal.
Пн, 05:30: RT @ncguk: BBC News: "War Horse splits UK film critics". That's bestiality for you.
Пн, 05:32: why is twitter unfollowing people for me twitter i did not want you to unfriend asterik what are you doing i was wondering what happened :(
Пн, 08:18: god dave warn us next time before you go on the pad
Пн, 08:38: RT @tipsygnostalg: being daves paradox mom is suffering
Пн, 08:38: RT @AceRimmerBot: Smoke me a kipper RT @tennis9232: Netflix has Red Dwarf but it's remastered.
Пн, 09:21: NO REALLY I DO: essential meds: seroquel XR, flovent, flonase, lamictal, welbutrin XR, zyrtec, levbid, propranolol, bc, prevacid, zofran
Пн, 09:21: n as needed: albuterol, senna, antivert, pyridium
Пн, 09:22: more meds than everyone ever

Пн, 09:25: RT @bobbyllew: FAQ's recording going very well , broadcast on Dave in UK in September, all tickets for all recordings long gone, half ...
Пн, 09:39: RT @bobbyllew: RT @sebpatrick: @bobbyllew Newly-updated official FAQ might be helpful to people too: http://t.co/NpieQXFH
Пн, 09:54: RT @megabee: COWORKER: What's Beyonce's husband's name? ME: Jay-Z COWORKER: What's his last name? ME: Z
Пн, 09:54: RT @thedailyfeats: Does #yoga help or hurt you? http://t.co/XaSQolJc
Пн, 10:06: now dave's happy again
Пн, 10:15: RT @WomansWisdom: Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. Mae West
Пн, 11:09: RT @NASAKennedy: Techs in OPF-1 are preparing to install #shuttle Discovery's tail cone this week. It is being prepared for future displ ...
Пн, 11:15: today i get taken off all the meds given for a bipolar misdiagnosis and put on proper SSRIs for the proper MDD diagnosis. CHEERS.
Пн, 11:15: They thought I had bipolar because I'm depressed and have ADHD. Aren't they supposed to know better than that?
Пн, 11:29: Hoping the psych'll give me rozerem if I ask for it. apparently it's a sleep aid special for people with ADHD. *fancy*

Пн, 11:30: RT @JamesSuttonFANS: @Reddwarfquotes "Everybody's dead, Dave"
Пн, 11:34: RT @roopeshparekh: 497,466 friends on Red Dwarf Facebook page. Help bring that to500,000. Get involved and get the latest news on the ne ...
Пн, 12:10: RT @dduane: “@EbooksDirect: Available at our online store: the complete 9-book Young Wizards Int'l Edition: http://t.co/m0fH81HX #kindle ...
Пн, 12:35: if i'm not on later guys, the power might get cut out for a day or a few
Пн, 12:47: RT @AceRimmerBot: Smoke me a kipper RT @saltyeyed: All I want right now is Red Dwarf Season 10 to finish filming and get on my TV screen.
Пн, 12:47: favourite show of my LIFE is back this year... in nine months fml
Пн, 12:49: give me more instant gratification im not having a damn baby
Пн, 13:00: RT @IAmMakingAPie: Every day I am twittering.
Пн, 13:05: i wonder if anyone ever realizes 1/3 of the time i'm doing the "homestuck character comments on what they're watching"
Пн, 13:05: i'm just doing it through dave fucking up quoting things

Пн, 13:06: i get so much 'wtf is he talking about' and THAT'S ALL I'M DOING, GUYS.
Пн, 13:09: RT @TacoBell: Retweet this if #Monday is your least favorite day of the week.
Пн, 13:42: RT @fredkarger: Here looking for Bob Garon the gay veteran who confronted @MittRomney http://t.co/nWWArWIe
Пн, 13:49: RT @ZachWeiner: Why couldn't Batman program? He has no parens!
Пн, 13:53: @fredkarger or @ronpaul for president, god, why am i voting republican this time, oh yeah, our democratic candidate isn't effective enough
Пн, 13:54: RT @fredkarger: @MyFriendDan covers @fredkarger for President @OccupyNH http://t.co/FFAgKnnc
Пн, 13:55: (also contrary to popular belief i am not a democrat but let's not get into that issue, i put up with enough slack from supporting ron paul)
Пн, 13:59: Why the hell is there a version of ender's game edited to be "easier for kids to read"? IT'S A BOOK FOR KIDS, GODDAMMIT
Пн, 13:59: And it cuts off like five pages of the ending.
Пн, 14:07: people wore speedos in 1973?

Пн, 14:09: RT @OceanMarketting: excited to announce this Friday will be the first #FreeIndieGameFriday we have recieved a few codes from @RobotEnt ...
Пн, 14:31: sfdljkgsdfad han solo is graff indiana jones is graff oh my god dead for fukcing forever
Пн, 14:32: i will see the movie and have lust for graff and then forever want to castrate myself
Пн, 16:20: so much stomach pain I can't stop crying again+literally threw up all over myself. Screw this fucking BS, I'm going to the goddamn ER again
Пн, 16:21: so brb for that, they better do some shit worth something
Пн, 16:26: BECAUSE THE MORPHINE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING? they give it to me every three hours and it does nothing
Пн, 16:43: http://t.co/XM8fcToP everybody's dead, dave
Пн, 16:45: ok done waiting off now :C
Пн, 16:46: http://t.co/DI26KkaA ps: the real truth behind the bible

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2012-01-08T23:27:01Z

Сб, 20:07: RT @caledscratchh: @nomnombrainz can my Dave be his bottom bitch?
Сб, 21:22: if i was better at thinking of usernames it'd be a good time to pull out one of the two characters i've been meaning to post but havent yet
Сб, 21:34: dang, i'm trying to dig out my sources for dave icons and LJ is so slow? it was just messed up before, not slow, what's going on here
Сб, 21:35: LJ totally dying
Сб, 22:01: RT @IAmMakingAPie: I do not know how it rains with gravity being as strange as it is.
Сб, 22:10: RT @tinkhanson: UFO spotting over Paris Mtn near Furman @amywood @swagclub #instigators http://t.co/4CzhV0ch
Сб, 22:22: RT @fredkarger: 2 of 6 candidates who signed @nomtweets hateful "Marriage Pledge" are gone @MicheleBachmann & @timpawlenty Who's next @G ...
Сб, 22:54: suddenly everyone in my house has the flu and a fever
Сб, 22:56: no wonder whenever i try to write only shit comes out, maybe if i sleep a lot tonight the fever will go away
Вс, 00:32: between a pounding headache and my stomach killing me with pain again, i think i'm gonna call ineffective at doing anything and sleep

Вс, 01:41: journal/site move http://t.co/clFQVJ3R

journal/site move

2012-01-08T06:41:17Z

I'm moving over to Dreamwidth at foozled_up . I don't come on LJ anymore because the botched coding causes severe security risks to anyone who loads the website. But if you have Dreamwidth, friend me there? :D

Also I have plurk at groovify and twitter at nomnombrainz .

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2012-01-07T19:27:15Z

Сб, 03:14: RT @sW4Gm4sT3R1337: (it's nic cages birtday for those of you who don't know)
Сб, 03:23: thank you guys ;.; for saying i don't suck, that does help
Сб, 03:54: yeah... i love you guys and thank you so much ;.; <3 for being such great people and such fun/good to play with too
Сб, 03:54: bleh i'm sorry i listened to jerks, next time I need to tell them to stuff it
Сб, 03:58: RT @Apache_Flame: @SpaceCorpDir 17532: A defence of "he is a git" is not sufficient reason for ignoring space corps directives.
Сб, 04:58: i love the terminator show but the blatant overtones of "LOL MOMMY'S ABUSIVE EMOTIONALLY AND SOMETIMES PHYSICALLY" are pretty annoying.
Сб, 04:59: yeah, it's a logical path to predict from after terminator 2 and we can't take 3 or 4 into account, but logic doesn't make it correct
Сб, 05:01: terminator 3 and 4 get into implying she's abusive to everyone else but not him, which makes a whole lot more sense
Сб, 05:01: especially considering she godifies her own son to begin with
Сб, 05:04: taking all my energy to repress the urge to have dave declare random characters part of his pimp team

Сб, 05:05: the entry i've been making for the homestuck music contest is for doc scratch :3
Сб, 05:25: suddenly that "cameron is a good guy" comes into question as she attempts to murder a cop b/c he caught her failing how to learn to be cool
Сб, 05:25: this is clearly the real reason she friended dave on twitter, she recognized his mastery
Сб, 05:30: nobody in terminator ever has logical thought processes. john misses his second daddy so he broke into his house to steal photos of the dude
Сб, 05:31: how is this the first thing that comes to mind
Сб, 05:46: CAMERON, STOP GOING ON MURDER SPREES AFTER I DEFEND YOUR STATUS AS A CHARACTER ON THE GOOD SIDE that's just poor show
Сб, 06:23: sarah you are so fucking creepy she's on a date with some dude that's in his early 20s and she's 34 and she keeps calling him boy
Сб, 06:23: i'm sorry but that gives me super creeper vibes even if it's not actually like that
Сб, 06:25: now she's calling him a loser because he has a college degree but is a cellphone salesman. SHE IS REALLY GOOD AT THIS.

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2011-12-31T08:24:49Z

Пт, 10:07: RT @klondikeaura: Anyone interested in video games and/or turning something bad into something good should follow @OceanMarketting (not ...
Пт, 10:09: RT @OceanMarketting: Hello to all of the new followers today! thank you for helping me make this account a positive thing! please tell y ...
Пт, 10:10: betty crocker twitter finally starts posting nice looking food when I can't look at food without wanting to throw up. FUCKING BETTY CROCKER
Пт, 10:14: Did you know they're still persecuting Dr. Jones? No? Did you know who he is? Go read @melodic_cool last few tweets, then what I post later.
Пт, 10:15: RT @melodic_cool: sick children are bad for governments' business
Пт, 10:16: may go home today, may go home tomorrow? i dunno, they haven't decided yet. :(
Пт, 10:18: need more sleep less meds when I go "time to rp my illness is tummy and cure is dave strider" & have to be told why that sounds wrong/weird
Пт, 11:21: sdjlkasd fucking christ gmail, why are you advertising rife machines at me, i will fucking cut you
Пт, 11:22: http://t.co/o4ZJ9E93 <-- one of the worst offenses to humans and medical science ever.
Пт, 11:22: YOU TOO CAN CURE CANCER AND THE COMMON COLD BY ELECTROCUTING YOURSELF! IT WORKS FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!

Пт, 11:38: RT @ImACatMew: >Bro runs out of condoms >Realizes how loose John's anus is >Wraps his junk in a shower curtain
Пт, 11:43: RT @AceRimmerBot: Smoke me a kipper RT @lordfanny1723: McIntyre's exit, / Rimmer's not even dead yet- / first ever Red Dwarf! #senryu #h ...
Пт, 12:10: RT @_DeltaFlyer_: @SpaceCorpDir any crew member caught visiting the king of the potato people during shift hours will have there magic ...
Пт, 12:10: RT @Alt_Lexington: @SpaceCorpDir 8008-2 Any crew member finding Kochanski's underwear about the ship must hand it into the Captain immed ...
Пт, 12:19: ok guys brb to go home :)
Пт, 14:41: why are they still discharging >8
Пт, 14:47: RT @StriderStyle: @nomnombrainz i........it......evolution?????????
Пт, 14:49: RT @OceanMarketting: Indie dev @HatsProductions is working on a game called Organ Trail, heres their Kickstarter feel free to chip in! ...
Пт, 14:51: one of my send-home prescriptions they are sending me with is "also known as black draught" yes, that's what i want to get from the hospital
Пт, 14:59: RT @turntechChromat: unfollow everybody and #ff all the daves even the dead ones

Пт, 15:19: RT @Shame_Box: #2011in3words Two thousand eleven #HAHAHAHAHA #IM SO CLEVER #HAHAHAHA #DYING
Пт, 15:20: but... 2011 has... one more day...?
Пт, 15:23: RT @OceanMarketting: 104 more followers until 1,500! tell your favorite Indie Game devs! #SupportIndieDevs #SupportIndiegames
Пт, 15:47: DISCHARGE
Пт, 15:47: .....okay with my twitter feed currently that sounds bad, i mean. hospital leave.
Пт, 15:59: RT @WhatAreBooks: Only another year until Ron Paul is inaugurated as the next WeedLord420 of the United States
Пт, 16:08: STILL WAITING TO LEAVE DO I NEED TO GET OUT THE ACTION PAJAMAS
Пт, 16:11: RT @crymaxing: http://t.co/i8zZNMDc hi soulstuck
Пт, 16:55: HOME...
Пт, 16:55: RT @pogohammer: One day, Mom flirts with my Sis and the next flirts with my Bro #creepyoutofcontext

Пт, 17:04: RT @ginomes: @shithivemaggots #FF yourself, like i did
Пт, 17:06: why did it go from hashtag 2011 in three words to 2011 in four...
Пт, 17:12: My sister has no idea what Homestuck is, has no idea who Dave is.
Пт, 17:12: yet sat there in the hospital for an hour pretending to talk like him and doing it perfectly. I'M SO CONFUSED...
Пт, 17:12: is it a disease, was i actually admitted for strideritis
Пт, 17:15: Maybe hussie's lined my city's water with homestuck. Catie started writing karkat two days before she read anything, did that perfectly too.
Пт, 17:23: RT @klondikeaura: @nomnombrainz Why does that make me think of Bro pretending to be Dave?
Пт, 17:23: RT @klondikeaura: @nomnombrainz It's Daveception?
Пт, 17:25: I will #FF after... a nap... mostly because if I'm too tired to write dave quips I'm too tired to write anything. sob sob sob all the tears
Пт, 17:25: it feels like broken

Пт, 17:27: RT @AceRimmerBot: Smoke me a kipper RT @bromley001: @DjOuroboros New Red Dwarf, New Doctor Who. 2012 WILL be good.
Пт, 17:28: tell @melodic_cool and me we can't make agents of cracked RP twitters tell us this tell us it
Пт, 17:35: RT @pogohammer: #FF @Chinglezard If you want an ego boost for your tweeting, he's your guy. Favorites and RTs EVERYTHING and makes me fe ...
Пт, 19:40: sorry guys :C i was going to try to nap and come back, but i think i need to just sleep, my brains are fucking fried...
Пт, 19:46: RT @JamesUrbaniak: It's been 24 hours since @RonPaul tweeted appreciation to @Kelly_Clarkson and she has not yet replied. Am I the only ...
Пт, 19:55: i need to stop posting rp+talking to people until i have slept off all the morphine fffuuucckkk http://t.co/nf8EhJdQ what morphine do
Пт, 19:56: this counts for everything btw, even stuff i said to people on aim or twitter five minutes ago i'm like WHO WROTE THAT? - oh...
Пт, 19:56: BTW WHY IS THERE A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF CORY BAXTER AND EXORCISM PRAYERS OPEN IN MY TABS?? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN?
Сб, 03:17: throwing up again christ

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2011-12-28T18:51:19Z

Вт, 13:51: RT @save35mm: Please help @newbeverlyjulia meet her goal of 10,000 signatures by year's end. Email your non-Twitter friends! http://t.co ...
Вт, 13:52: RT @gunnerkrigg: http://t.co/IaDnkdLb I drew this a long time ago, and it still holds true today.
Вт, 20:29: i think im getting strep throat hahaha ow
Вт, 20:30: also i'm not on aim cuz i'm sewing just to explain why dave's saying shit when i'm not
Вт, 22:17: someone in my house putting on little shop of horrors doesn't really jive with handsewing to make one feel comfortable
Вт, 22:32: RT @AceRimmerBot: Smoke me a kipper RT @nomnombrainz: this red dwarf extended clip i found on youtube killed me im dead it killed me
Вт, 23:38: RT @ImACatMew: Death by Dave. I thought John's death would be by penis but- WAIT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE HAHAHAHAH
Ср, 00:25: @cogsnotfrogs <= suddenly i blind you and everything you stand for (but only in old twitter interface, not the new one)
Ср, 00:38: http://t.co/iK5LEVFD oh
Ср, 00:39: i dont need to use my tumblr, i can just link every post max makes instead

Ср, 00:48: my tv is currently a gorgeous abomination
Ср, 00:55: my sister turned on a comedian's video, he has got to be dave and karkat's h8 child EVERYTHING he says is something one or the other would
Ср, 00:57: ranting about his deep hate of hippies and babies then about how midgets turn into coins if you hit them on the head
Ср, 00:59: "its gayer than 8 guys giving 9 guys blowjobs that's how gay it is"
Ср, 01:40: okay so we're done with that and then she turns on a guy that jokes like if dave was british hussie multiverse represent on my tv
Ср, 01:42: he says the entire boston tea party was a waste because we didn't boil the ocean first
Ср, 02:01: ever wonder what the WMAP cold spot actually looks like, not just the hypothetical idea? http://t.co/MENIEEYi wonder no more
Ср, 02:02: here's where i explain the ramifications of that picture: it's taken at the 'end of greatness' depth
Ср, 02:02: where everything looks exactly the same. nothing is supposed to be different. it's all the same. and then you get that fucker
Ср, 02:04: we're not even big enough to be a spec on an atom in comparison there. that is billions of lightyears in one picture. and look at that hole.

Ср, 02:19: the free world is great, we have inflatable barbeques
Ср, 03:04: http://t.co/53qcfyJ9 Re: why spamming lj with v-gifts is a bad idea.
Ср, 03:09: having to wait 8 more hours before posting to my dave twitter is suffering my life it is suffering
Ср, 03:19: http://t.co/IogE4Zja More reasonable, but not said by me.
Ср, 03:21: Plurk is now slow and spammed because it's being used for organizing immature attacks to spam and slow down LJ. #theressomethingwronghere
Ср, 03:30: #clearlymytwitterisaboutljforeverwhatcircleofhellamiin
Ср, 04:50: Sometimes Dave doesn't care if people know what he's saying. But sometimes, he doesn't even notice that they don't get it in the first place
Ср, 12:32: :C i'm so glad there will be new #reddwarf, but waiting for 'sometime in 2012 but not now' is somehow harder than 'will there ever be more'?
Ср, 12:32: how much do i lack logic it is a lot
Ср, 12:32: RT @JennitheOdd: Anyone else occasionally think at any psychics who might be nearby?

Ср, 12:54: RT @gunnerkrigg: RT @purplemuskrat Forgot to say, but check out one of my favorite presents! Looks even better in print. @gunnerkrigg ht ...

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2011-12-27T18:46:14Z

Пн, 20:44: every time someone says around me that they want to see dave's personality 'redeemed', i understand fandom even less
Вт, 03:08: Narcissistic characters are a pain to RP when you want to respond to people but all the CHARACTER wants to hear is their own company.
Вт, 03:12: By being registered on http://t.co/cvJYLE4F apparently it decided to be helpful and auto-register me on another. Three problems with this.
Вт, 03:13: A) http://t.co/zMjbbRaO OKAY, THIS IS REALLY SCARY? B) howrse account is part of my dave twitter, which means this is now on his name.
Вт, 03:17: Dude. This site expects you to get so indepth you have made MEAL PLANS. If I wanted to do all that I'd have a fucking baby, okay.
Вт, 03:35: this red dwarf extended clip i found on youtube killed me im dead it killed me
Вт, 04:42: oh god im so creeped out, i was logged into an RP account that for now cannot be linked to anyone and is isolated very carefully and yet
Вт, 04:42: it was friended just now by one person: santa. OH GOD HE REALLY DOES KNOW
Вт, 04:45: RT @melodic_cool: @nomnombrainz He just wants to give to Dave his lumps of coal :) #getshoveling

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2011-12-26T18:57:09Z

Вс, 15:59: RT @B3ND7: @darthvader Darth Penguin http://t.co/zsXyMEmS
Вс, 16:00: merry christmas meeerry christmas ilu all
Вс, 17:12: Audio: mulebuck: http://t.co/OoK2hhDP
Вс, 17:42: RT @quiverby: My dad earlier asked where the Beater was. I said, without thinking 'probably on the pitch'. @MuggleQuidditch #quidditchwo ...
Вс, 17:44: die flu die die die die die flu die #naknak
Вс, 19:18: rp timlien so crazy (awesome)
Вс, 20:02: i can't see details of faces when i watch tv, so i'm watching a superhero show and the clark kent-superman glasses trick worked on me
Вс, 20:03: i just scored 5000 stupid points
Вс, 20:03: RT @Psychisms: Gus: They're the most charitable organization in the city. Why would they commit murder? Shawn: Well, maybe it was for t ...
Вс, 21:12: RT @sickipediabot: A cop just pulled me over and said "papers". So I said "Scissors! I win" and drove off

Вс, 22:27: The more I find out about Ajax, the more new LJ looks like a really fucking bad idea.
Вс, 22:27: And pretty heavily implies they're trying to be more like facebook.Because we don't already have 500 of those.
Вс, 22:30: Their recent apology is blatantly lying to our faces. Even if I could be okay with anything else, I cannot be okay with a website that lies.
Вс, 22:31: But they made the slipup that this time we can prove they're lying, not just be brushed off as bitter. It's very easily proven, actually.
Вс, 23:10: trying to explain superboy prime, my brain is crying
Вс, 23:11: his whole "literally got my evil powers through gay sex" schtict will forever be burned into my mind
Пн, 01:48: oh god i just lost all my excuses not to make that genderbent karkat twitter
Пн, 01:49: "i can't do it! i have no art!" except i randomly ran into an icon for that specific purpose, there goes that
Пн, 02:00: greatestjournal please come back i love you dont be dead anymore
Пн, 02:18: @crymaxing dude remind me when you get on next i want to show you something i found

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2011-12-21T08:36:24Z

Вт, 14:49: anyone who expected me online today, i apologize in advance that might not happen. probably won't, alas.
Вт, 14:50: psych is trying to solve my current terriblest insomnia by shoving a one-time-use-only sleeping pill at me to take like, thirty minutes ago.
Вт, 14:50: So yeah, I'll probably either sleep through the entire day or go to PES if that doesn't work, either way no computer.
Вт, 14:51: RT @topatoco: Homestuck book will be re-available on December 27, we have to take a couple days off, been working 7 days a week for over ...
Ср, 02:28: how use pesterchum what do
Ср, 03:09: RT @auspiced: Oy, Homestuck RP. It seems the only way this group of trolls/kids works is to have Dave+Terezi constantly tell everyone ho ...
Ср, 03:09: RT @auspiced: When that is true, one may want to start to rethink their life choices.
Ср, 03:20: RT @shithivemaggots: Can Kanaya and Rose just get their loving on already

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2011-12-20T00:06:09Z

Вс, 23:56: I guess twitter has a Strider Agenda. Or Firefox, I guess. It keeps logging me out of this account and into his on its own.
Вс, 23:57: Then it's refusing to log out and refusing to go to any other website. Any website I type in that tab it sends me back to him.
Пн, 00:25: RT @kippsterrr: welcome to canada. quiet please, we're all watching curling
Пн, 01:08: ...I just stumbled on an article on a wiki that is about me. Umm? Why would this exist, I am not that interesting.
Пн, 01:12: Okay, I'm creeped out, this remembers more about me than I do.
Пн, 04:18: Suddenly crazymeds.us confuses the hell out of me. Isn't that site there for patients to address disorders and meds on a personal level?
Пн, 04:19: Nope, guess not. Thought about joining. But nobody with my disorder is allowed to post about it,you are automatically banned before starting
Пн, 04:20: Talk about breaking your own fucking point.
Пн, 09:06: one follower away from 50 followers on my dave strider twitter how did this happen how is there so many

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2011-12-16T05:03:04Z

Чт, 21:48: i went to doctor perfectly healthy, got super sick an hour after leaving. WAIT, HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!