hmmpf

You know what pisses me off more than anything else in the entire universe? (Apart from the usual suspects). So-called "leaders" who leave their men behind, or shoot them in the back.

What is with that? We NEVER leave a man behind (man is used, em, ambiguously(?), not gender specific). So, you can imagine how PISSED I am after I discover deception going on, right under my nose the whole time...

I am SO annoyed...I knew I shouldn't have fallen for the lures of cake, but there you have it...

S##t.

I may just take to xeroxing my ass so the shots of it serve them well...but Daniel thinks otherwise . Strategies my ASS. Plan A, B-whatever the HELL you want to call them, NEVER work. Ever. That's why I have found my endearing way of getting the hell outta there, no matter what, so endearing. And rewarding.

I am upset. I think I will not eat cake for the time being. Let's just call it a diet.

On the plus side, I get to go off-world tommorrow. I am helping T perfect his backswing. Whether or not I come back...different story.

Until then...ow! I honestly didnt think sitting on a photocopier could sear my lovely butt..

The one shot of my bare butt will have to do.