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Beer me!

T came over. It's been hot recently, and T came over to my hut, and brought beer. I locked Maybourne in the basement, and me and T shared a few beers while fishing. It was really nice. T is sooo looking forward to being a grandad (can't remember what he called it, am slightly drunk). Don;t envy him, the only advantage being that you can give them back, but then what's the point in that? You might as well call yourself a babysitter-without-pay....

Daniel has been especially annoying of late. He hasn't been answering my calls....
Only to find out from another source that he's on another planet!! Why didn't he tell me!! Just wait til I get my hands on him!

Carter has been spouting off some scientific stuff....not good when all I can say is "OK" because...I'm a naughty boy...

Gotta go. Think T is about to kill Maybourne...