The Babbling Chronicles

Babb Drabble Contest, the tenth

babb_chronicles — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 21:48:56 GMT

The Babb drabble contest is back! The rules remain basically the same, choose one quote or more for inspiration and keep it short or long, however you feel like it.

Snape was fuming and so he grabbed Harry by the chin and made him look up at him he then used legilimens on him and realized that he was lying he then brought his hand back and slapped Harry rather Hard on the bottom

Harry lived in a hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat...

Draco have veen married to the most beatiful girl in Azurian, the royal princess of the planet. The best tragedy/Romance you've ever seen...But it has a happy ending.

Part CCCXX - in a knowing jester

babb_chronicles — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:52:43 GMT

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my name is bellossom emerald silabone and i am 16 yeers old, i hav a twin brotder named edward diAMON silabone today he is really hawt but im totaly nawt into insest so dont think like that u sicko. but anyways he iis so hot he has short blonde hair, a really pale face, red eyes, he is a quatar vampire, quatar wizard, and quatar werewolf, sometimes i hear him yelling at himself and i dunno why. i think he hates himself but i love him a lot but not in that way you sicko. anyways back to me, i have long blonde hair that goes to my ass and i have pale skin and i have red eyes, i am a quatar angel, a quatar witch, quatar succubus, and a quatar veila. today we got our hogwarts they were lost in the mail but dumbledore said that was ok that we coul skill come to hogwarts.
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so anyways the train was really big and it was red, i could barely see the top of the tran it was like wow so there was tons of other kids goin onto the train they looked really stoopid and i knew i was awwwwaaaay smarter then they were.

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'ok then' i said with a perfect elegenace to my voicce, i begin to follow him and then i tripped and fell and i said ow and i looked up and a black haired boy with stoopid looking glasses looked down at me and offered his hand to help me up on my feet i smiled at him and knew he would be my friend.
'thx' i said smiling my white sparkling teeth at him and his eyes glazed over and i knew he was falling in luv with me. eddie rool his eyez and grab my butt and dragged me onto the train, 'dont talk to him, hes harry potter'
'WHATTTTT~!" i asked, in a surprised beautiful tone
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'i must nawt have noticed his eyes passed his GLAROUS eyes' i sighed, blushing elegantly
'SNAP OUT OF IT YOU DUMBIT!' eddie shouted at me, slappin me accross the face
i glared at him and crossed my arms over my bIGGG breasticles
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so we found our seats and we took our seats and we made ourselves comfortavblbe in our seats, our seats were better then evertones elese because were like rcich amdd our families do that dumblelydoor is our granmdopa. i started to paint my nails wimsickletns gold that sparkles like a 1 000 0000000000000000 hobos when the wash their bummies in the pale moon light. eddie was sucking blood of the person sitting in the booth next to us, he could turn invisible so it didn't even matter she couldnt see him, he came back and then left agauin to go hump some girl. so i was left alone and then harry burst thorugh the door and smiled stunnly at me and said.´
'you mother fucker get down on your knees and make me a sandwiche''~
so i did this and he ate it in one gulp and then we started to dance, everybody clapped beaus we were so wonerfully wonderfulbread.~
SUDDENLY... DRAKO DRAGON RALFOY CAME into the roOOom and started breakdancing and harry got all up in his grill and out danced him
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you used flu powder and went to see one of your favorite people... Mrs. Alexandra Dazz.. she wa a wizarding dentist.. she always encouraged you to get your teeth fixed..but you never saw any reason..but now you were slim.. and you had reason...
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He took his arm and made a blow straight to your rib cage... you let out a cry of agony... you fell to the floor... but yet you did not cry tears..you gave up on crying long ago... you closed your eyes and waited for the next blow... it came.. to that same spot.. you screamed... you couldnt breathe... you began to panick.. you could hear your father huffing and puffing ( until he blows your house down..lol..continue)..you waited for the next blow.. it never came.. you looked up and found your father passed out on the floor.... you sighed and rolled your eyes.."pathetic." you said underneath your breath... you grabbed his arms and pulled him out of your room (yes you are kick ass strong)...
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finally you leaned back grabbed your shampoo and conditioner ( they smell like a tropical mix)... you did all the things you had to and climbed out of the bathroom.. YOu slowly walked into your room..and grabbed your outfit you had laid out earlier... a long black sleeve shrit... baggy pants with chains hanging everywhere... you put on your necklace of a sun a moon.. and a black rose..( you only have four piercings in your ears by the way) and then you inserted your earrings..all four black dots..you combed your long rich black hair... it came down just past your breasts.. it framed your face prfectly.. and ou had NO bangs.. you then put on your blakc eyeliner.. your wrist bracelets..( ohh i forgot to mention your shirt is not exactyly.big..on you ^.^) you put on some shiny lip gloss and then looked up into the mirror.. you scanned over yourself.. you looked different.. now you were just realizing this.. you looked beautiful.. your eyes stood out with the eyeliner.. the looked like a sapphire... your lips were full and red naturally.. your nose fit your face... you were slim... in all areas except 2 .. your boobs and your ass... you had a very nice ass... not to big..not to small.. **
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Ginny smiled to herself, thinking of the day when she'd be the one with Draco's head in her lap. She enjoyed imagining the look on Pansy's face then!
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Summer was the worst time of year at the Malfoy house. Sure, Draco was home and Lucius spent his days glaring disapprovingly at his son while Narcissus bustled about, fixing her son's hair affectionately
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Harry was widely awaken by Dudley sitting on Harry`s Face.
"Dudley, GET OFF OF ME!"
" No"
"Magic!"
Dudley fell to the ground immediately with a loud thud.
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She was actually a very beautiful girl, with long silky pale blond hair and the most unusual yet beautiful eyes, they were a light lavender purple-blue color, and even though she had a fair complexion and light hair, her eyelashes were dark and thick around her jewel-like eyes. Harry was slightly taller than Jillianne by about a half-a-head, but he knew she had a curvy, athletic body because he had noticed her last year at the Yule Ball in her slinky Amethyst colored gown.
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He knew he occasionally enjoyed it when the older man tore him down verbally, he knew he sometimes enjoyed the vibration of power that radiated from Snape in waves, but he had never fully considered the possibility that he was attracted to him. Harry knew he liked men, from an uncomfortable but educational experiment with Charlie Weasley. He knew he was—at the very least—a bit of a masochist, because when he slept with someone he couldn't feel anything unless it was rough, or cruel.
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"Sadistic or no, I won't simply harm someone that's in your way, Potter," the man was definitely enraged, and most certainly had the wrong idea. Harry scrambled to fix it.
"No! It's not like that! Fuck! My problem is that I keep getting erections in your class!"
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Every one jumped when the explosion accrued and looked around to see who would blow up an cauldron in a newt level class to everyone's surprise it was Harry Potter that made the cauldron explode which in turn surprised them even more because he had taken a liking to potions about two years ago every body was looking worriedly back and forth from Harry and the professor Draco in particular looked torn between amusement and worry.
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I had bout grab for my heart when the explosion accrued but covered it up with anger that Harry would see it for what it was worry, "potter!" I yelled, I smirked when I saw the boy, no man cringed when I yelled at him.
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I couldn't help it I chuckled under my breath and placed my hand quickly on his flat stomach in a knowing jester I felt a shiver run through him and I pulled away completely unless someone saw us. I heard him say tease under his breath but I choose to pretend not to hear it and headed to my desk when I got there I dismissed the class a few minutes early as all the class put there things away faster then normal because they don't want to be in her when I go 'off' on Harry while he went at a unusually slow pace for him he waved off his friends after promising that he'll be along shortly.
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And just who was this lover of hers that dominated her heart so much that the irresistible Sirius Black had literally no place in it? This lover was no other then Meatloaf.
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"There's got to be a mistake no one and I mean no one can survive when Voldemort attacks." Harry says looking at Ron for his support who looked away at his friend.
"Darcy Clarkson is an incredible wizard the Clarksons is known to be the longest clan that ever lived even before my time everyone had heard about the attack. They now call her The Girl Who Lived."
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"I'm afraid that Darcy will be in Slytherin her personality describes them." The headmaster said
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"What happent to you now Potter." She said looking at his wondes some of which were very deep and very messy.
"Oh you now just falling down the staris of the astonomy tower"
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Leaving their offspring to be cursed with the fact that their parents are blood traitors ans scum!" Voldemort smashed his fist on the table and shattering a glass plate. Looking down for a moment, he picked some of the glass up and crushed it in his hand letting the glass sand fall to the carpet.
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Something about this girl made him want to pick her up, so he did. She cuddled up to him obviously unknowing of the fact that he just killed her family and cooed. You can imagine what Bellatrix thought when Voldemort suggested that they adopt a toddler but, she went along with it. What choice did she have really?
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"Lauren"
"What My Lord?"
"Her name is Lauren. It means laurel in Latin"
"Oh. Of course."
"Tell the Mallfoys that I want a baby girl nursury set up at headquqrters.
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Snape was furious and sneering and his aunt was white lipped and shocked. It looked as if they knew each other. But that couldn't be possible could it?
If Harry hadn't been sure of his firm grasp on reality, he would have been convinced he was going crazy after witnessing what happened next. Severus Snape looked his aunt straight in the eye and started singing.
Snape:
I hated you in grammar school
I hated you in elementary school
And if we went to high school, I'd hate you there too
You're a bitch, you're a slut
You're a liar, you're a whore
Did I leave something out?
Let me think some more
You're a tart, you're a tramp
You're as cheap as Demi Moore
Guess who won this round?
Snap, snap, score
Biotch, slut, liar, whore
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She was the epitome of beauty. Shining flaxen hair that looked soft as the clouds to touch, icy blue eyes that stunned any man with just a single glance, and a figure of a goddess, composed of lean athletic muscles and the curse of curves.
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Well, let's sum it up: she radiated an angelic-like beauty, she's a key Quidditch player, supposedly holding the title of the Top Female Player in Hogwarts History... And she's the daughter of one of the best broom makers in the world, on many occassions demonstrating that she can match her father's talents.~
What else could there possibly be to make this girl so bloody perfect? Oh, yes, she's smart, funny, and kinder than anyone as well as their grandmother. This Earth Angel holds the third rank for marks in their year, fifth out of the entire student body.
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She fit in with basically everybody. The boys adored her for even more than her looks. The girl could joust and joke around with the most crude of them, taking any blow at her with the poise and grace she always held, then using her cleverness and wit to sling an even better insult right back at their over-inflated ego. All houses liked her, and there were very few (most of them competitive queen bee girls) who openly admitted to hating her.
Again, let's recooperate. She's smart, funny, popular, nice, graceful, elegant, and so damn beautiful.

Part CCCIX - HARRY POTTER AND THE LEOPARD WALK-UP-TO DRAGON

babb_chronicles — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 23:05:47 GMT

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Ginny works at the Wizarding TV Company called DTV (Dumbledore Television), in the wizarding world, a few years after the Battle at Hogwarts, people found, in Dumbledore's belongings, a sketch and working prototype of the first Wizarding TV. Of course a few years after that, a group of Wizards and Witches created more of the Wizarding TV's and now everyone has them.
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Dear Draco, She wrote, I am writing to BEG you for a favour, both for me and for Ginny. Where Ginny works, at DTV, they are starting a show called 'Beauty Pageant, Miss British Witch' where fifty Witches enter and each week one of them get voted off, it was all going fine until Ginny realised she didn't have a prize or a house for the girls to stay. So I wrote to you to ask if you would be the 'prize', a date with you, and the house to be at one of your mansions. Of course you would be paid and you get to be on TV, and you get a date with a gorgeous girl... Please Draco, be a mate and do this for me, and Ginny. Love from Hermione
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Dear Hermione, Being paid to have fifty girls wanting me, and to be on TV, how can I say no? Especially to my favourite mud-blood... Only joking to the mud-blood part! You are my favourite muggle-born, but I guess you are the only muggle-born I have actually talked to since Hogwarts... But yeah I will help you and Ginny, the Weasley-girl right? From Draco, Thank goodness he has said yes!" Hermione finished.
The two girls both giggled, and did many 'all-right's' and 'Awsome's' in a very American way.

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(These were taken from Chinese bootleg Harry Potter books. While not technically badfic they’re bizarre enough to qualify for this batch.)
HARRY POTTER AND THE LEOPARD WALK-UP-TO DRAGON
Chapter 1: A Sweet and Sour Rainfall
Harry did not know how long this bath would take, when he would finally scrub off that oily, sticky layer of cake icing. For someone who had grown into a cultured, polite young man, a layer of sticky filth really made him feel sick. He lay in the high quality porcelain tub ceaselessly wiping his face. In his thoughts there was nothing but Dudley's fat face, fat as his Aunt Petunia's fat rear end.
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Ron faced the portrait of DaVinci's old man and said the spell: "Fried banana pudding.”
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"Who am I? Why don't you come out and look, then you will know." that strange, cruel, and malicious laugh changed into an owl's hoot. Outside the white window the shadow of a giant tail waved back and forth like a dead 1000 year old tree blowing wildly in the wind.
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Chapter 2: Hobbit Harry
There was a hobbit, who didn't even know how to return home. He lived in a hole in the ground, and didn't know where he came from or where he was going to. He even didn't know why he had become a hobbit. This was Hogwartz School of Witchcraft and Wizardry 5th year apprentice Harry Potter.
Harry lived in a hole in the ground. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat...
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HARRY POTTER AND PLATFORM NINE AND THREE-QUARTERS
I would ride on my favorite flying broom, together with Hedwig and my magic wand, go-go-go, night clouds in the urban sky would cover my trails, and the meteor you saw in the sky was my traipsing manteau.
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feet. whats with the feet. in my face. on the floor but still in my face. wierd. hey theres legs attached to those feet. Oh Shite. thats not good. Akward. i should just like be invisable that would be so kool. or maybe move from 1 place to another in less than 5 seconds. that would be awesome like going from on my face in front of these feet to my bed in my room to die of embarrasment. not really the way i want to die. that would suck. really bad. oh yeah. feet in my face. not kool. they kind of stink. really bad. ewwww.
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hair. my hair. i hate my hair. it's so bushy. and long. annoying. in the way. all the time. ugh. i can't even tame it enough to put a wig on it. it's so bad. maybe i can find something in the library for it. im so jealous of the girls in my dorm they all have perfect hair.
Oh My Gawd!
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just keep swimming. just keep swimming. just keep swimming. just keep swimming. wow random. swimming swimming. swimming. really random.
kk bye bye for now
xoxo love
Mione ^_^
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J and Pavarti are awesome but they really only talk about make up and boys.
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The boys know she has others, they know who in fact, and for Fred and George, it meant competition, as with Charlie, Ron and Neville, Blaise and Draco…
Yes they all knew, but as it was, most of them had others…
Harry had quite a few, four in fact, you may ask who, well I will explain… with Ginny, Ron, Draco and Luna.
Luna had six, Draco had five, Ron had five, even some of the teachers had a few each, but no, Hermione had the most… seven, seven… seven… seven… seven… the number drilled through her brain again and again, paining her and giving her wizard migraine,
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Draco Malfoy panted and panted with Ginny Weasley beside him, before walking away, they both knew why… Her next one is here, Harry…
Draco walked out the door, conjuring robes from no-where and placing them on his slim body, the door was to a small flat, of which Ginny Weasley lived.
He saw Harry walking towards the door.
"She wants hard and heavy tonight Potter" he says, Harry mutters a word of thanks before walking towards Ginny's flat.
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Charlie smiled to himself, remembering Hermione's body, her sleek form and pale skin and sighed to himself. He needed her, but he knew what she was doing, with Neville, Neville of all people… Disgusting! So Charlie walked over to Luna's house, they hadn't had it before but who cares? He needed it!
She let him in without question, they both obviously lonely, and needy. So they got right to it, when they were done, they swapped numbers, and he left, no out of breath and sweaty.
Thank god for Luna!
Walking back he smiled when he thought of Hermione's and Luna's faces, was happy, he had caught up with the rest of them, they all had at least 2, two!
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Snape lay down on a sofa and waited for the pleasure from the three women, he sighed and placed his head back as they got to work.
The three women in question were, Bellatrix, McGonagall and Trelawny. And God they were good. They worked all night and got what they all wanted in return before walking back to their own rooms.
Snape was content with his life, and went to bed, but for McGonagall it was only the beginning.
She stalked to the headmasters office before knocking and walking in, the headmaster already ready and was laying on his desk, before she got to work.
The old women found pleasure in what she did but sometimes wished she didn't have two lovers, but, well, she was bored without one or the other.
So she got working and when she was done went to bed.
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Hermione thought this over in her head and asked; ''What if I decide to just be a housewife? Will I still be able to get a decent job once my baby is older?''
''It's hard to tell,'' she admitted. ''I mean, you do need more grades that just your OWLS to get a decent job nowadays. The only other option for you is it rely on the father to be the 'breadwinner' for your family.''
''I wouldn't mine doing that,'' said Draco. ''Like I said before, I will do anything for you and our baby.''
''You are such a good person,'' said Hermione.
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Harry and Ron and Hermine where al hanging arond the lake playying with the sqid. OH NO LOOK THERE Ron shooted and ponted to the forrist.
IT WAS VOLDIMORT
OH NO GO GET DUMBLEDOOR Harry shooted to Hermine and she went runing and opened the dor and shooted for dumbledoor to cum help.
I dident cum to kil you Voldimor explaned I ned you're help.
What do mean Harry demanted and Voldimort laffed and said their is a new badguy and is worse than me.
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Whos the new badguy Hary assed Voldimort and Volimort sed it is you father!
Evryon gassped in shok. BUT MY FATHER IS FOR DED FOR YOU KIL HIM Harry shooted.
He cam bak as a zombee wizurd Volidmort explanned and Harry shooted WHAT WE DO NOW!
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Dragon looked up and said, "My name's Dragon Redflames, nice to meet all of you."
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Ron and his younger sister, apparently, looked at her like she was crazy, along with a young woman with platinum blonde hair. She looked at Dragon and said, "You Americans are all alike, very stubborn and vild."
Dragon stared at her and said, calmly, "Et vous Mon Cher êtes un oof ignorant d'un babouin, oui?"
With that Dragon turned on her heal and walked out of the back door. As she left there was an eerie silence in the kitchen. Dragon heard footsteps behind her but she didn't turn around to see who was following her. She was fuming and couldn't help but saying, "Que el babuino ignorante la piensa puede insultarme sin recieving un insulto también. Ella es el babuino dirigido más grosero y más caliente que he visto siempre."
She reached up and pulled her self onto a branch, well flipped onto a branch really, and sat there saying over and over, "Espero que ella se descomponga en cielo."
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Today was July 4th, not only America's birthday, but Dragon's as well. The Weasely clan, along with Harry and Hermione, had researched America's history and while a little testy about it still decided to celebrate Independence Day and Dragon's birthday on the same day.
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They could all see the resemblance in Sirius and Dragon. But when Fleur stepped up she just looked at them disdainfully and said, "Vell I guess eet feets, to ave a scoundrel vith a sewer rat."
Before anyone could say anything a tiger was standing over Fleur with its gigantic paw on her throat, growling at her. She whimpered slightly before Sirius and Harry both pulled the tiger off her and outside to the yard. Sirius looked at the tiger with pride, just like a father would to his daughter who just did something great.
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The next day Dragon and Hermione sat down at the Gryffindor table together; Dragon was wearing her sarong again and a matching halter top, with flip-flops. The shirt showed her tattoo that was on her lower back. They both saw Ron and Harry looking at them, because Hermione was wearing shorts, along with a spaghetti strap.
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Now that Ron was looking her in the eye he squirmed and backed away. Harry, who was so upset that he wasn't affected by her gaze, "You are tricking us, playing with our hearts…"
Dragon advanced on him and yelled, "YOU'RE TELLING ME ABOUT PLAYING WITH HEARTS! I'VE BEEN RAPED BY MY STEPFATHER, WHO I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT US PLAYING WITH YOUR HEARTS!"
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Harry and Ron walked up to her and Ron said; "Well now I guess we know whose teachers pet."
"It's not my fault you can't keep up the reading speed of a snail," Dragon said calmly as she started walking away.
Before she knew it Ron had taken a punch and hit her in the face.
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Dumbledore bowed and said, "Your Majesty."
He stepped down to murmurs going throughout the whole hall. She looked out and saw that her friends had shocked looks on their faces, Harry had an angry look on his face and her father looked as if he was the proudest he had ever been. She took a deep breath and said, "I, Dragon Redflames am the High Queen of the Fire Kingdom. My mother, before she…died, was the Fire Queen and now that she has passed on, I have gained reign over all the Fire Kingdom and all its inhabitants."
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Sirius sighed softly and got a far off look in his eyes, "Your mother had long, amazingly gold hair, eyes that were as bright as the stars and shone like sapphires, she could make anyone trust her and was the nicest person on the face of the earth. There was a prophecy about her, that she would have so much love, that she would be able to melt the coldest eyes and she would die happy, no matter what, because she would be thinking about the one best thing in her life.
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Fred, George, Angelina, and Harry decided that they were going to skip Professor Snape's Class for the day and take a trip to the other side of England. "I am NOT ready to be raped by Snape again!" exclaimed Angelina holding Fred's hand tightly. Fred seemed to be sexually aroused by Angelina's hand squeezing as you can obviously tell by his obvious boner. Fred turns to Angelina and says, "I'm not going to let that happen anymore…oh and by the way I have a boner." George turns to Fred in a weird expression and says, "Sorry that was Me." as he smiled and laughed.
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it was pitch black and then he mistaken Angelina's boob for a lamp. "Oww Fred that's my boob you're touching!" exclaimed Angelina. Fred got yet another boner and said, "Oh I'm sorry dear" seductively.
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Harry strangely got sexually aroused too having mistakenly touched Fred's aroused penis. It stretched across the train car so it was quite difficult not the run into it. Angelina can be heard having an orgasm while George can be heard masturbating. The people on this train were quite confused as you can heard confused whispering. Harry then jumps onto George and they start 69'ing each other. Angelina then gets down on her knees and amazingly manages to fit Fred's entire penis in her mouth. It was like a really sexy version of 2 guys 1 horse.
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But now the best part of the sex celebration has started. Fred, George, and Harry's penis' are now inserted up Angelina's ass as she has a big orgasmic adventure.

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cheryl_bites for the quotes from the Chinese bootleg books

Part CCCVIII - on the prepuces of death

babb_chronicles — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 23:55:45 GMT

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Harry knew once he woke up naked in that field that the whole train station was him on the prepuces of death. That and the smell of burning made him think of cauldrons which then brought to mind Dungeons, which brought a bigger smile to his face Severus. Wait Hermonie said he was dead? But Dumbledore told me that they were paid to be my friends. But why would she lie I mean I'd go to them for support if I thought he was dead. And unless they killed him which could be found out by a spell then nether would know the truth . No I'll check it out of myself and if its true then I'm gone.
Yea I like that Idea.
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But the scene in front of the usually stoic Potion Professor. Are you crying because you were caught? No sir I'm sorry you had to live thru that. No one should be bulled by a gang, and you had every right to yell after the stress you were put thru I'm also sorry you couldn't apologize. I understand why you would hate me. And I'll never darken your doorway again, sir. Thank you. With that Harry had left and dropped out of Potions at the first moment he could. It was two weeks later that he ran in to Severus again and Severus kissed him the moment he saw the boy. Harry was shocked but truly enjoyed the thing he thought he would never experience. That was the reason in fact Harry's couriousty was so strong.
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Sev thought about it in context with out all the Muggle talk Dumbledore had told him about his plot to have the golden trio bought and paid for but when Harry was still friends with them last year. Did Dumbledore leave Harry a memory after Voldemort? Ok Harry believed I was died in the war. And since Harry defeated Voldemort he was only slight;y worried bout Death eaters. And then yes the Rings Harry did want to marry me.

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Severus Snape Five years before his " death" ( i love him to much to kill him, so fawks flew in at the last moment and cried on him:D) slept with a witch that resembled Lilly Evens( cuz you know he wouldn't call her potter) and then went about his life, the witch however became pregnant, and had a girl whom she Named Lillium Ariesta Snape, knowing that the father was and only could be Severus Snape, but she dosen't tell him about her, though by some means or another Albus Dumbledor finds out( cuz he knows everything) yet he didn't tell him so five years pass Lillium grows more and more, her hair a Light Albrum Color, and her eyes Green like jade.
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so as time passes she decides not to tell severus snape that he was a father and went to live in the muggle world with Lillium, afraid that even if there was the smallest possibility that Voldimort would come back and find out about her and use her, she would rather live with out magic at all if it kept her daughter safe. of course keeping her a secret was harder then it might seem, expesualy when one Albus Dumbledor come knocking at your door seeming to know all about her and lillium, but says he will not tell a soul about as a procation she writes a letter to severus, explaining every thing and her reason for keeping it from him for so long, just in case something where to happened to her, after every thing gets settled years seem to pass, Lillium has grown to a very beautiful Five year old girl, who Loves story's about magic and magical creatures, not knowing that she herself is in fact magical.
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I'm not sure i know what I'm doing with her, i cant treat her like one of my students, yet i cant treat her like an adult. how the hell am i suppose to treat her then?"
"oh, its not that difficult you know, I've heard that girls at her age will do as their father says with out a second thought about it, you still have many years before she will start to say no to you.
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"that old man has some planing to do, i swear if he wasn't a portrait id strangle him." Severus says wit ha glare.
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"aha I new you went to Hogsmeade" Harry paled however he was not going to just admit it so he said I did no such thing Ron and Hermione bought them for me the first trip they went on Snape was fuming and so he grabbed Harry by the chin and made him look up at him he then used legilimens on him and realized that he was lying he then brought his hand back and slapped Harry rather Hard on the bottom
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Smack smack smack "nooooo" smack smack smack owwww smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack owwww smack smack smack smack "I'm sorry sir" "I bet you are Mr. potter ". He then began to rub Harry's back while Harry cried he then lifted him up and gave him a hug "shhh potter its over"
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While Harry was one his way out Harry bumped into a pack of slytherins before he could even move a fist came out of nowhere hitting him right in his eye Harry's eye exploded in pain "you think your so great potter but your not" they then began to lick him in his ribs and his stomach
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"If you're going to sing, can you pick something a little less high-pitched?" Snape asked. Usually he would have asked for her to stop singing, but somehow her voice sent a calming sensation through him. Something happily invited after a long day of teaching seven years worth of dunderheads. It was silent for a moment then Amarantha began to sing.
"I've got the gift of one liners
And you've got the curse of curves
And with this gift I compose words
And the question that comes forward
Are you perspiring from the irony
Or sweating to these lyrics
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As soon as his back was turned, she re-opened her notebook and finished her TRUE LOVE test. When she finished, she found out she and Snape were 78% compatible. She looked over at him and saw him terrorizing Neville. The girl with bushy brown hair stood up for him and somehow three Gryffindors got a detention. She hoped the test was right, but if you can't trust a TRUE LOVE test, then what can you trust? Amarantha stayed behind once again after class.
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"You know, Professor, I heard the most interesting piece of news recently." She sat on the desk in front of him. "You see, there's this guy I really like. At first, I didn't think he liked me back, but that was before I heard him practically confess it to Dumbledore." Snape narrowed his eyes at her.
"Why'd you listen? That was private!"
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There was a girl standing next to him, but not just a normal girl. She had dark brown hair down to her mid-back and brown eyes that almost looked like a dark orange. Her face had an enchanting beauty to it. Her clothes, were rather...different. She had on a black t-shirt, that read, 'Freak'. She had on black, loose-fitting leather pants. Also, a black leather trenchcoat that reached right down to the top of the heel to big, black leather boots that had buckles all over it. On her neck was a spiked collar, that had protruding metallic blue spikes. She wore black fingerless gloves.
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“Ah, you, you are from America, well I can't put you in Ravenclaw and Slytherien...which one do you chose to go to?" Rachel thinks to herself "Slytherien sounds nice." All of a sudden the hat yelled out, "SLYTHERIEN!" The slytherien table erupted into thunderous clapping from the last table, obviously by the looks of her clothes, they thought she would be in the dark house.
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After those few words, food, not just any food by American food appears on the tables, most looking at it strangely, few asking her what everything is. She ate Ribs and baked potatoes, and finished it off with a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
After the feast they all headed towards their common rooms. Rachel ws chatting with Blaise. "So, whats on your schedule, Rachel?" she asked. "Uh...lesse...Transfiguration, COMC, DADA, Charms, Divination, History of Magic, Animagus class, Lanuages, elements, Sorcery, Home Ec, Herbology, and Foreign Cultures. I had those in America, I guess they are new to your school from this year?" she told her fellow Slytherien.
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“It is true headmaster, I have broken a rule have have began dating Mr. Potter.” He waited for the old mans sigh, for him to say he had to regretfully let him go, he took a drink of the old mans coffee in a mist of forgetfulness.
What he got was, “Who ever said dating a student was against the rules, as long as it doesn't bother the class work, you may go on dating if you wish.” The old man smiled, what was going on in his head however was, how this was perfect, after all Severus was on the orders side and could keep Harry in check. “I have taken care of the grape vine starter, he remembers nothing, it is now up to the both of you, if you wish to announce your fancy for the young man. Oh how I wish I was given a chance with the man I loved, its a pity it didn't work out.”
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“Severus! What is the meaning of this!” Mcgonnagal screamed, hand over her mouth, she could not believe what she had just witnessed. Neither did the other professor's. They all continued to stare at the pair, as Severus held Harry close to him. “Do you have any idea, what you are doing. He's a student, he's also only fourteen years old. How could you just kiss him like that, don't you have any sense professor Snape.”
“I've already spoken to Dumbledore about the matter, I am tired of being alone, not being able to see Potter with out sneaking around.” Severus seemed to have snapped after being found out. “He may be fourteen but he understands our relationship.”
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I don't understand why you even say you want me. I'm old,grouchy, and have a face not even my mother loved.” Severus stormed off, walking to his bedroom, Harry looked at Ron and Hermione, before chasing after him.
Before the door closed all the way, Harry slipped in. “Don't listen to the things they say, I like who you are.” he grabbed Severus from behind hugging him. “I know people teased you about my looks, even my mother.....but they're just jealous, I mean...my dads in his sixties...and my mother fell in love with him and from what I've heard, hes a snake monster.”
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“I'm not going to be the head of Gryffindor anymore.” Professor McGonagall answered.
“Who is?” Ron asked.
“Professor Sunniva Stone is and I'm going to be head of Ravenclaw.” Professor McGonagall answered.
“Why are the two of your switching?” Ginny asked.
“She was in Gryffindor when she went here and she misses being in here.” Professor McGonagall answered.
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“Could you help us girls get ready?” Hermione asked.
“I would love to on one condition.” Professor Stone answered.
“What condition is that?” Camille asked.
“You have to help me get ready and I want Severus to speechless when he sees me.” Professor Stone answered.
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“Does this mean we are couple?” Sunniva asked.
“Yes it does sunshine.” Severus answered.
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They all go to bed. Camille is dreaming about Cedric. Cedric is dreaming about Camille. Sunniva and Severus are dreaming about their future together. Harry and Ginny are dreaming of each other. Hermione and Ron are dreaming of each other. Max and Maxina are dreaming of their future.
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Snape had an applement with his hair dressor so he walked to Hogsmede with his cape flowering behind hm like a trashbag in the breeze.
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and his hair dresser said "OK just sit down here by thsi water sink."
Snape screamed! "Do I have to get my hair washed" he pancaked so much. The hair dresser froned at him and said "Of coarse you do" and tilted his head back and washed his hair with shampoos and evrything! And she was thinking his hair was discusted while she wash it but she said nothing because he was pay her a lot of moneys.
And Snap cried a lot because he did not like washing his hair at all and he was mad at the hair dresser after she washed his hair until it was clean ed which took like seventeen hunderd washes!
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he cameup to Dubledore and braked into tears! And dumbledoer said "What is wrong sevrus" and Snape cried into Dubledores white shoulders and said" THEY MADE ME WASHED MY HAIR" sadly.
And Dumbldore said "I am sorry!" and he broght Snap do his offace. and they kissed and did it on the floor and Fawks the pheenicks looked awway because it was gross to him. And dumbledore stroked Snap's hair and added more oil to it so could it look nasty again. "You are so beautiful" he said to Snp and Snape snaked and said "thanky ou" and they did it more.

Thanks to:
shyfoxling for the first Harry/Snape fic, the Lillium fic, the fic in which Harry is spanked by Snape and licked by Slyhterins and the fic about Snape`s hair

Babb is not dead

babb_chronicles — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 23:47:33 GMT

Starting next week I`m happy to announce the end of one post every two or three months (or once in a full moon) and the return of the weekly batches!

To those who were left disappointed or frustrated by Babb`s seemingly comatose status, I can only apologize and hope that its return will make up for the long absences.

Part CCCVII - more graceful then an angle

babb_chronicles — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 23:48:51 GMT

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Some the changes I've made are:
Severus and the Marauders are in the same year as Harry, Ron and Hermione.
James Potter is Harry's twin brother.
Severus is not in love with Lily
Ron and Harry don't get on, Ron is James' friend and is a pureblood supremacist as is James and Pettigrew.
Remus is friendly with Severus
Hermione and Ginny are not in Gryffindor
Also there is a slightly unusual friendship in this, see if you can guess.
There are others but there'll be more about them later and I'm also adding two new characters so that I can explore some of the possibilities I've opened up.
I don't own HP; anything you recognise is not mine.
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On this particular occasion she was wearing a pair of distressed and torn jeans, a black corset, black buckled ankle boots and a pair of black fingerless leather gloves with several black bracelets and ring. On the middle finger of her right hand she wore an emerald ring, a family heirloom, and she had emerald earrings in her ears; around her neck was a black choker and a dark chain that plunged down into her cleavage. On the end of a chain was a black cross that was hidden from sight by her corset. Draped over her trolley was a black leather trench coat, the top of which was lying on her black trunk with her initials stamped on it in silver lettering.
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Nia swept Taffy up in her arms and held her close. Taffy was a Toyger, a breed of cat that's been bred to look like a tiger, but a very special one with special powers.

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She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. When she opened them again, her eyes were not human anymore. The blue had spread so that it covered the whole of her eye and the pupil became a long black vertical slit; in essence, her eyes had become those of a dragon.
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It sat there for a few seconds before moving gently and whispering quietly.
"Hmmm… there's an strong sense of loyalty there, as well as intense bravery. There's also a lot of intelligence and cunning. But where would you be best suited for?" It said. Images of herself in the colours of each house crossed her mind. She swiftly rejected Hufflepuff yellow as yellow looked hideous on her; she rejected Gryffindor red too as she didn't actually like it. Suddenly she saw herself in Slytherin green and stuck with that.
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"Mister Potter and Mister Weasley! Pay attention or else I'm gonna put a potion in your pumpkin juice so you suddenly bark like a dog, and then I'm gonna buy a dog collar and a leash and are you two my pets" Snape said while looking angry at Harry and Ron
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"You didn't noticed that your breathing is getting heavier? And that you shirt is soaked in sweat? Or that your heart beating is getting faster?" Snape get's a little closer to Draco till his lips reached Draco's ear "And that you pants is getting tighter?...." he said with an smile on his face
"What!?" Draco turned red and avoids Snape's eyes
"You know you want it, I can help you….if you want….or you can go to Potter and ask him if he helps you…"
"With Potter was the first and the last time! He was just a toy!" Draco answered angry
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Snape enjoys the hot mouth of his student sucking and licking his zone, he leans against his desk with his eyes still closed. "10 points for Slytherin…" he said
Suddenly the eyes of Draco widened and released his mouth from the cock, White juice is coming out of Snape's member, and it's also dripping out of Draco's mouth.
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Draco didn't liked that Snape stopped,he wanted this….he wanted that Snape fucked him so hard that he screamed his name.
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"you're a little impatient, aren't you?" Snape grabbed his own cock. "You want this?"
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"That's what I wanne hear" Snape smiled and putted in one hard move his big member in Draco's entrance.
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Go away Neville. I have no time for you," replied Hermione.
Neville stared at her, looking like a 'know it all', but just simply said, "then why won't you make some time then. I can tell you about Snape's knickers."
Hermione changed red in anger, while glaring at Neville. She held that glare for fifteen seconds.
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and maybe, just maybe, Harry would mercifully forgive him in the morning, like he always did.
When it comes to that, Ron couldn't help but feel lucky to have such a good-natured friend. He kept his fingers crossed while praying hard in his mind--- please make this time like all the other times.
As he turned away from the study, Ron couldn't help but keep thinking about how angry Harry looked and how firmly he wanted to push him out of that room.
He had never perceived so much rage in Harry's bright green eyes. Those emerald pupils always presented their owner as brave, clever and lenient, maybe daring sometimes, but never violent or temperamental.
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Trained to find a bit of fun in Celestina's songs since about five, Ron rolled up his sleeves, not daring to let out any sigh of tiredness (somehow he believed Harry could hear him), and started cleaning the table.
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she wasn't even bothered by the fact that the Dark Lord was on the loose and wanted to killer her and her friends. Her long bushy hair had tamed and now sat in ringlets on her mid back, her buck teeth were now straight and pearly white, Her skin had cleared and was now a flawless olive color, causing her hazel eyes to stand out even more then they had in the past.
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"Daddy I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disobey you I just…" She threw her arms around his neck and cried.
Severus took a few moments to but wrapped his arms around his daughter that he had just met over the summer, she had always called him Severus up until that point and he wanted to cry, he had his daughter back and he wasn't going to let anything happen to her as long as it was within his power.
"Severus?" came a female voice.
"Grandma!" Hermione ran to her grandmother and hugged her crying onto her shoulder.
"It's alright Angel I'm here, you're ok." She soothed.
"How do you do that Mom?" Severus asked when Hermione calmed down.
"By being an approachable head of house Severus."
"I'm approachable."
"Actually Minerva is more approachable then you Severus."
"Shut it Albus."
"Grandpa," Hermione hugged the white haired wizard like she had always thought of in respect.
"Your alright Lemon, how is your head?"
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Hermione couldn't be more proud of her family and their accomplishments; she ended up marrying Ron, and Harry ended up marrying Ginny, which in all honesty was confusing, their kids were still cousins but Then again Harry was Hermione's children's third cousin and the same went for Hermione, and yet they were the children's aunt and uncle too, it was confusing but they made it easy and just went with the aunt and uncle titles. Hermione's children often spent their days with their grandfather in the castle while Hermione and Minerva went over book discussions and family discussions.
Hermione didn't know how her life got so easy and complete but she milked it for all it's worth, and it all started with her little mishap with word vomit.
**(link) (Pottersues report)
I remembered what I could do when I was embarresedand I smirked.
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"Maybe we don't wanna move!" Cho said defensively
"I guess she doesnt know the truth about me huh? Or she forgot" I said as my eyes turned black and I felt fireballs on my hands.
Her eyes just widened and she moved out of my way, pushing Harry so she could move.
"Thank you" I said while my eyes now tuned blue and I ran so Harry couldn't see water started pouring out of my hands.
"Isabelle? What's wrong?" Cormac Mclaggen asked
"Nothing" I murmured and tried to stop the water
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Harry's POV
I saw her eyes turn green cause she was scared. The lights started flickering and she started glowing faintly. She was beautiful.... Wait what am I saying?! I'm going out with Cho!
Cho's a slut
Belle is amazing
Cho's name means nothing but bitch
Belle's name means Beauty
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"You look like a princess with a tattoo!" Ginny said putting on her earings
She was right.
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Hermione Granger had detention with Professor Snape for not paying attention in class that afternoon. Hermione hesitated to knock on the door. Fully aware what her detention had in store for her. She remembers why she wasn't paying full attention in class today, her reason was this. She kept staring at Professor Snape while trying to brew some healing potion for the up coming war. She kept thinking how smart he was. how sexy his voice was. though he wasn't the most sexiest man on earth, to her, he seemed perfect. She loved his crooked nose. His sneer, his rude comments. She thought his comments were hilarious.
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He couldn't help the beauty that she has. Her curly brown past her shoulder length hair. Her perfect chocolate brown eye's. her voice like an angel when she speaks. How she always answers his questions during class. She is the perfect woman for him. if only she was his age. Or better yet. He was her age.
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"I'm Pregnant." Hermione blurted out. Severus was overjoyed by this and quickly got off the couch and picked up Hermione and tightly hugged and kissed her all over, swinging her around.
"OH MY GOD HERMIONE!" Severus said.
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"I can't believe it! I'm….we're pregnant! We're having a baby!" Severus yelled. He couldn't control his excitement.
**(link) (Pottersues report)
I tried to think, to think of something to say. But what was there to say? I was a witch, a mother fucking witch!
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"Um, well this is very interesting" The hat went quite as we had a little battle in my head. 'Where shall I put you? You seem to have interesting qualities, some I have never seen before, I think I shall make you your own house, for I know there will be more like you, what shall I call it. Ummm, lets see. O I got it' "I have made my decision! ABTU" and the hat went silent. All around us the castle started to shake, it was growing, adding my house onto its grounds. The flags changed, a new table was made. My flag was one of beauty. It had the goddess 'Isis' with a black background.
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I got up and ran to the window, but before I could jump he grabbed me. I started to cry, I did everything, I couldn't stop him.
Just then the door blew open, we both stared at the Professor. "Mr Malfoy, what are you doing!"
"Professor Snape. We were just playing, you interrupted our fun" He didn't move, but his erection went away.
"Judging by the marks on Ms. Isis I would say t wasn't consensual. Get some close on and tomorrow report to professor Twigs for three weeks of detention. GO NOW." Snape
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He come over to me and held out his hand. "You should take a bath Isis, it will hep calm your nerves."
I reached out to grab his hand, but my arm wouldn't move. My shoulder was broke, as well as my leg, and three ribs. I could feel them now. And god they hurt. I was surprised when he lifted me up and placed me lightly on the couch. I was even more surprised when he started healing me.
I was still completely naked, and I could tell that it was affecting him. The bulge in his pants was getting bigger with every sweep of his wand.
I watched him until I felt better. Then I don't know what came over me. I sat up and walked over to him. I pressed my body against him, making sure my hand came in contact with his bulge.
"Come take a bath with me Severus, make sure I am okay."
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My hands went to her chest, I cupped them, not to big, c at most, I squeezed her boobs, my mouth started its way to her nibbles.
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We played around in the tub, both cleaning each other off. "Hermione, have you ever tried vibrators." (You can let you imagination go from there)
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I just couldn't stop thinking about my dance partner, he was more graceful then an angle.
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This time the centaur's bowed to me, "It is an honer to met you my Queen."
"M-m-my Queen?" I was just astonished.
"Yes, my Queen, this Forest belongs to you, as well as the creatures living inside, you can go were you please." and with that they left my clearing.
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( Pottersues report)
(no direct link, story appears to have been deleted)
Lux sighed with her French accent, “So what brings you to Pairs,”
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Licking his lips again, “If it’s any constellation I’m gravely sorry for your loss,”

Thanks to:
shyfoxling for the Nia fic, the fic where Hermione has “a little mishap with word vomit” and the Draco/Snape fic
shocolate for the fic where Neville knows something about Snape`s knickers and the fic where Ron acts as Harry`s abused boyfriend

Part CCCVI - yelled the incarnation

babb_chronicles — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:15:21 GMT

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"H-HERMIONE, W-W-WHAT HAVE YOU D-DONE?!"
Hermione beamed. "I killed Voldemort! I'm going to be a hero!"
"No!" cried Ron, "that was Harry! We pulled a prank on you!"
"Hermione," said Ron, "I'm going to have to turn you in."
"No, don't!" cried Hermione, "wait! What if I give you the answers to our Divination for the rest of the year?
Ron looked from Hermione to Harry, "Deal, starting right now."
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he saw Ron turn to look at him with those beautiful blue eyes of his. Even more lovely than the scales of the Swedish Short-Snout Cedric Diggory had faced in fourth year.
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Harry stared into those beautiful eyes and sung very softly, "I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind. That I put down in words, how wonderful life is, now you're in the world."
Harry touched his lips to Ron's, a quick peck, and left the room.

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"You fools." A velvet voice said.
"Severus!" Rodolphus said and jumped into Severus Snape's arms.
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"Fine! Well you know third corridor? Severus and Lucius nodded
"Well I was walking and Sirius came up to me and well, snogged me!" Rodolphus looked around at his best friends.
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"I shagged Remus Lupin!" Lucius shouted out. The three had been sitting in silence for about five minutes and Lucius couldn't take it. He closed his eyes awaiting the other two's response.
"Oh." Rodolphus said. He wasn't surprised. Remus was adorable in his shy way. Lucius could never pass up anything cute and dismissive, and Remus is both of these things.
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"I shagged James Potter!" Severus called out over Lucius's screaming that he was going to kill Diggle. Severus was going to announce the shagging more classically, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
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He soon started touching her. Feeling her up and down.
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Then she blew him, and she blew him hard.
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"Oh Lily Evans if you only knew the effect you have on me. Oh yes blow me harder!" he moaned, and she did as she was told.
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They snogged, and touched, and felt every square inch of each other. Then James placed his ready manhood over her opening.
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He took one big thrust and entered her. He explored her in depth, and she felt so good.
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They sat in silence for while holding each other and reveling in the ups and downs sex had. It hurt, yes that was true. But it hurt so good, and they both enjoyed the feeling.
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"Aw, how adorable!" I said. I walked over to her.
"Hello. Who are you? My name is Hedwig," the owl hooted.
"Hello, Hedwig, I'm Jasmine. Oh, how awful it must be to be locked up like that," I said.
"Yes, but it is the rule made from that large, abusive man. Can you give me some of those seeds. I'm very hungry and that man doesn't like me being fed all the time but I kind of need it now," Hedwig said.
"Oh. Of course," I said, pouring some seeds into the feeder. "But I don't think he's that mean."
"You've just met him. He abuses my master. Now, I would like a nap so if you don't mind," she said with a beak full of seeds.
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My ears were growing to a different shape, like cones that had been split in half. I was shrinking a fur was growing all over me. A boy opened the compartment door, and I snuck out on all fours. My clothing disappeared as a fluffy, red tail with a white tip grew in its place. I was in full fox form.
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"Hello, Pansy," I grumbled, getting up and shoving her away.
"You need to stay away from Draco. He is mine, mine, MINE!!!" she shouted.
I grabbed my pillow and swung it as hard as I could at her face. IT hit her hard enough to knock her onto the ground. "Draco, is mine. You don't own him, and I don't, but he loves me and not you.
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"I think I know why I was put in Slytherin. I think it is because of my father. He has a spirit in him, and he was put in Azkaban. His spirit is a snake.
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All she had to do was treat the house elves like worthless pieces of trash, think highly of herself, walk around like she owns the place - which she perfected within the first day of being a Malfoy. She had the Malfoy smirk down pat, and she used it more than Draco did. Draco was proud of his twin sister - not that he'd ever admit that.
The only difference between Hermione and the rest of the Malfoy's is that she was nice and polite.
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Draco had talked to Pansy while Hermione went looking for a wand in Ollivanders. He complimented her hair, and joked about how she didn't look like a Pug anymore. She giggled, and hugged him, thanking him. 'I did it just for you,' she whispered in his ear.
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"Uhh, Voldemort did this to me" He looked surprised at me for some reason, like I was supposed to react to that name, and who is Voldemort? What a weird name. "And... He used the Killing curse on me" I gasped again, the Killing Curse? Who would do that to a kid? That's just... just... sick! Luna and Robert seemed to think so as well.
"WHAT?! THE KILLING CURSE?! WHO WOULD TRY TO KILL A 13 YEAR OLD KID?!" Yelled Robert, Hermione had to put her hand over his mouth to quieten him down because of the hot professor
"Yeah, about that... I was one when he tried to kill me" WHAT?! ONE YEARS OLD?! I'LL KILL THAT DOUCH!
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"Well, we don't. We'll introduce ourselves first and a little fact about ourselves and you do the same, Okay?" I asked, Everyone nodded in agreement and Robert went first.
"Okay, Hi! My name is Robert Stevenson, aka Flighty and I'm the smart one of the group because I was able to make the Paper of Ashes, because I'm so cool"
"Hello, My name is Luna Lovegood, aka Moony and I um... Am more dangerous than I look" All three of us gave the other three a look that says we'll kill you in your sleep if you hurt any of us. you could see the fear on their faces
"Hey, I'm Annie Arpin, aka Leo, I'm the best DADA student in this compartment and we are known as the Ash Trio" I said proudly, it was the bushy haired girls turn next
"Hi, My name is Hermione Granger, I'm in Gryffindor and I'm really smart" Robert gave her a mischievous look
"Hello, My name is Ron Weasley, I am one of seven children in my family and I'm in Gryffindor." Luna and Robert snickered at Ron, 6 other siblings; LOL!
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"Alrighty then" I said "I'm Annie :) and DADA and Transfiguration are my talents, I'm already an animagus and with my help, so is Robert, Luna.. Ahh... Didn't want to become one... Yeah" now they ALL looked flabbergasted
"Prove it!"Hermione hissed at me, like she didn't believe it, so, I shrugged, stood up and turned into my Lion which is my form, I am a tall Lion, up to Rob's shoulder, with a tail of fire and my eyes as blue as the ocean
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all they could do was nod, I think they were in shock, which only made Luny and Rob burst out laughing, I was too until i felt the professor move
"Guys! SHHHH!! The professor can hear you!" I hissed at them, I got on my knees on the seat, leaned over until my face was inches away from his go on the voice said kiss him, I dare you so, I closed the gap between us and kissed him on the fore head,
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"No" A deep, husky voice that didn't belong to Luna... PROFESSOR... NO!!! he will NOT fight this dementor, no way known in HELL will he fight it!
At the same time we both yelled the incarnation
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" My Silver Lion and his Silver Wolf ran ahead at attacked the dementor.
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"Fan of chocolate, Professor?" I asked
":D Yeah, I am, you too?"
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"No, it didn't hurt me but did you hear someone screaming, a woman?"
"Crap! How dare they leave that memory behind, Imma Kill 'em, Ye, Imma KILL 'EM!" I said, getting all gangster and cool, i WILL kill those dementors!
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"Miss Arpin, I'm pretty sure you'll be able to tell it better than I can"
"But, your a PROFESSOR!! It's you JOB to tell the answers, please, I don't want to tell him, I CANT tell him, Please!" I gave him my best puppy dog look, he loves me, he'll fall for it... HE HAS!!! Ah Ha! Sweet Success!!
"Alright! Fine"
"yayayayayayayaya!"
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She also said that we didn't want to be friendly with the Slytherins because they are evil bastards who's family have in-bred to keep the pure-blood status for their family, a little bit like Waterona, stupid faggots But if the professor was a Slytherin, you will like that house, got it? yeah, yeah, sure! What ever...
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"Okay, Remus, see you in class" With that, he smiled, waved and turned to walk nice ass SHUT UP!!!
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"Your cock is much better than the vagina. But I once fucked that vagina. The only vagina I ever enjoyed. Yet I can't remember who it belonged to."
"What a shame. Let's fuck to make you feel better." Ron stuck his long cocked up Harry's ass and move back and fourth.
"Oh my lord Ron! I am a volcano and you're making me explode. Oh god, Ron. Harder! Harder!" Harry commanded.
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Harry sighed. He then sat down on his couch and began to masturbate. He was watching anime mango lesbian porn.
Then it struck him.
"I have to find that vagina, if it's the last thing I do!" Harry shouted. He grabbed his wand.
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"Harry Pothead, you're late," Professor Snape said in a sexy voice.
"I'm sorry, you sexy - - I mean Professor Snape."
"It's alright, my dear. You're looking quite smashing yourself." Harry squeezed his cock and winked at her. Snape rubbed his ass and raised and eyebrow.
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"Everybody open to page 378. I will read the instructions on how to make the magical pot potion, then you will do as told. To first start, you put some weed in. Then you add Potion XWL. But Potion XWL is a player, you see. He was doing the piece of weed. They were quite happy together. Then he met this frizzy haired whore called Hermo- - -, I mean Potion NEL. He then leaves the beautiful weed and---," Professor Snape said. She then began to cry.
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As Harry was about to leave, he heard someone call to him through a door at the beginning of the class room. Being the curious mother fucker he is, he followed it. He enter the room.
"Harry, I know you have been looking for me. I have dreamed about you too," said the voice. Then the voice turned on the light.
It was Dumbledore. Harry gasped.
"But I thought you were male!" Harry shouted.
"Harry, don't you remember about my transplant I got two years ago? Don't you remember the night we got wild and fucked?" Harry stood puzzled for a couple seconds. Then he remembered.
"I do remember. On the fourth of July, we got wild."
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Tom had one the war when Albus had betrayed the light and showed them his true colors. He had proven to everyone he was not a crazy mass murderer and had even managed to befriend Harry Potter.
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Currently, Tom was listening to this Muggle device that Harry had taught him about. It was called an mp3 player.
Harry had put a playlist together for him and he was currently listening to the song Face Down by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
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A few years later, Tom was sitting with Harry as their little one nursed.
"Thank you." Harry said suddenly.
Tom looked at him curiously.
"For what, my love?" he asked in return.
Harry smiled.
"For giving me a new life."

Thanks to:
shocolate for the fic where Hermione kills Harry and the Ron/Harry fic
shyfoxling for the fic where everyone is shagging everyone else
randomneses for the Lily/James smutfic

PPart CCCV - her grey eyes burned brilliantly in the moonlight with curiosity

babb_chronicles — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:47:05 GMT

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One day harry was walking down the street and went into a store he looked around then all of a sudden he saw something he thought he would never see his PARENTS.
"excuse me are you James and lily potter" he said concerned.
"um yes why" they said. harry started to cry.
"what's wrong" they said.
"I'm harry potter" he said and they looked puzzled and they all hugged.
"i never thought i would have seen you" so after that they went back to the castle and went to Dumbledore's office when they walked in Dumbledore was amazed they had something to drink and talked.
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"i know this is going to sound crazy but I'm the one that saved you" Dumbledore said.
"but how" lily said.
"after your death i came and poured a potion on you that would bring you back to life after a while it didn't work so i left but as you can see it worked"

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"professor this is lily and James potter my mom and dad" he said. then McGonagall smiled and ran over and hugged them.
"it is so nice to see you again we all thought you were dead where have you been" she said fast.
"calm down before you give yourself a heart attack" harry said.
"we lived in America for a while we were trying to find are ways back here but we wound up in America" lily said.
"tomorrow lets go out for dinner and have some tea" McGonagall said.
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She was gorgeous as could be, black hair, dead grey eyes, tanned skin and soft purple lips sometimes painted blood red. She didn’t care much for anyone, but she wasn’t a bad person. Actually Vienne was quite a extraordinary person.
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Her soft blonde hair and green cat eyes could swallow you, even steal your life
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The art of transforming figures possessed her and so did the control of electricity. Her heart yearned for the sea and it’s storms.
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She was clean as the purest sea water and nice like sugar. Favored by most woman Vacey ruled in poetry and playing with fire.
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“Blaise, darling my parents are peculiar, and you know that very well ” Vienne began placing a tender hand on Blaise’s toned shoulders. “Your so idiotic, we haven’t even arrived yet!” she finished seductively, twirling her fingers gently across his neck like he liked it. Blaise rolled his eyes because he knew that she was just taunting him. The train jolted to a stop and Vienne stood up automatically, her grey eyes burned brilliantly in the moonlight with curiosity.
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“Your words are daggering.” he retorted as Vienne stepped out of the train, pushing a few first years.
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Just as quickly as Vienne had finished stomping her fingers on Blaise’s head the man himself appeared. His staggering height, white blonde hair, bitter wintry dull azure eyes, pale skin and soft pink lips. It had been years since Vienne had laid her eyes on him but he never failed to look different every time.
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“Our alluring, unkind love herself. Vienne!” he said grandly.
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Draco whipped around so quick some of a Vienne’s prized hair flew back. Draco smirked in disbelief at the sight of this was Vienne.
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“How’ve you been?” Draco asked in a thick masculine voice.
“Dazzling.” Vienne responded wearily clicking her nails together.
“Have you eaten yet?” Draco inquired swishing his radiant hair back.
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I give to you the gift of life,
But with it a destiny,
For you see,
She will be different,
Witch as her parents,
Mermaid as me,
But also to allow her life,
Vampire blood must run through her veins,
As werewolves should the same,
You see,
She will be,
A saviour,
She has everything we seek,
A witches burning passion.
A mermaids pure soul.
A vampires lust for blood.
A werewolves struggle for freedom.
She must bear the dark mark
Be brought up with slytherins.
don’t fear it,
She will be the princess of slytherin,
The murderer of darkness,
She will bring unity,
Think it over I will be back in a week the world needs her.
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I’ve been living with the Cullen’s for about a year now. They always call me “The Human” or “That Magical Thing”. My parents Lucia and Regulus Black died when I was only 1. I’m 17 I just finished my years at Hogwarts and is now in Forks. I brought Tom from the past so Voldemort is gone. I have light blue eyes and long wavy black hair. Edward came into his room he got closer to me. “I want to do things to you Serenity.” He said.
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He was on top of me now. Taking off my shirt oh I can not wait till Edward comes in. And Bella too I heard she is visiting today. I took off his shirt. I still had my dark mark from when I was 11.
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He put his dick in me. Edward came into us all of a sudden his eyes wide as hell. “YOU UNHOLY MAN-WHORE GET YOUR CLAWS OFF OF HER!” Edward said. “Cullen did you ever realize she never wanted you she had over 100+ affairs when she was in Hogwarts.” Tom said. Edward was like this to every girl even Bella but she was so dazzled by him.
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I thought of my past like when I was dating Roger Davies the Ravenclaw guy and when I was with that centaur. All for Lord Voldemort.
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Jacob took me to his room and started kissing me. And pushed me on the bed. And ripped off his own clothes and mine. And put his dick in me.
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I said and got close to him and kissed him. He stopped kissing me and I grabbed his wrists and put his hands in my shirt. He put his hands on my breasts. He took his hands out of the shirt and took it off me. Then unhooked my bra. I took off Sam’s shirt. He kissed my lips and we got on the couch. His tongue was in my mouth exploring it. I moaned and unbuttoned his jeans as he felt my breasts. I started feeling his dick. Sperm was getting all over my hands.
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He got on top of me and put his dick in me. We were moaning and groaning in pleasure.
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“I had sex with Serenity but I want you.” He said. I pinched him and whispered. “Kiss her already!” Sam pulled Leah on his lap and kissed her. I could hear people cheering.
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He stuck his dick into me. He was playing with my nipple. We were sweating like nuts and his cum was all over the hardwood floors. Tom was giving butt sex to my friend Mari Ravenway.
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“WHO WERE YOU WITH!” Edward sneered. “The werewolves.” I muttered. “YOU WERE WITH THOSE GOOD FOR NOTHING WEREWOLVES!” Edward yelled his eyes were black.
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“Tom died and it was a noble death at that he nearly killed Edward.” Embry started sobbing. I hugged him. We were the only ones in the room. I started to cry Tom Riddle died saving my sorry ass.
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Ron and i have been going out for a month and we were getting board so we went to an empty dungon and started to get it on. I will tell you the whole thing.
Oh ron i love you sooo much
Shut up Harry and do what i tell you
Ron grabbed me and pulled off my pants and shirt then i did the same thing
i then took off his boxers and slipped out of mine. Then i lied him over the counter and fucked him up the ass then i turned him over and leaned myself over the counter and he slipped his footlong cock up my ass and moved it slow at first then he moved it faster and faster and then we both turned around and frenched each other for a long time.
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when professur lockheart came in i hid and then hit him over the head with a chair to kill his memory then told him to strip for me as i was already naked. So he did and i started to fuck him soo hard that i started to cry cause it was so hard to fuck him cause he was an decided that i should be the one getting fuck so i let him fuck me for an hour.
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She informed me that she was now pregnat and we had to get a dna test to see if it was mine or rons. so we went to hogsmegs and found out that it waas my child and then i took her to an inn and fucked her some more in the morning i left her there to sleep[ and went to school to get our homework. When i got back she was throwing up and it didn't look to pretty. well about 9 months later we showed up at the school with the baby and watched ron stare at me we called her our little Angel and that was her name from now on Angel. We had to write to Hermiones parent and tell them so we did. and the were oissed and thats when i became straight.
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She barely finshed speaking when Harry got up from his seat and walked across the small compartment and kissed Ginny softly on her small pink lips. She returned the kiss with the same passion and love. They broke off and Harry asked.
“ Will you be my girlfriend again?” nervously asked Harry
“ yes, I would love to.” Replied Ginny as she wrapped her long thin arms around his shoulders for a hug. He responded by putting his long strong arms around her small waist.
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“Yeah and I will talk to Hermione” replied Ginny as she leaned in a kissed Harrys soft pink lips. He responded with the same amount of passion and love.
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They went into the common room. Christina got out her laptop, and luckily was able to get an internet connection through her USB aircard. She and David were writing an email to their friends back in America when most of the House walked in. Most of them had never seen a laptop, and where therefore very intrigues by it. “What does it do?” asked one boy. “Why do you have it?” asked someone else. They were tired of the mindless questions and Christina snapped “I have it, cuz I want to! It’s my escape from this shitty world! If I’m stuck in this godforsaken place, I need some way to contact my REAL friends!” and she stormed up to her room.
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Beautiful blonde her fell around an angular heart shaped face and framing big starlight grey eyes. It was the most beautiful face Harry had ever seen on a boy. Make that person. His beauty was the only one wearing baby blue shimmering shorts that had 2 bows on each side of them and a little white tank top.
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the other voice aid he turned around and the order got a good look at him he wore sunglasses even though it was night he also had a black leather jacket with some white tribal designs all over it and lighting bolts on each side of the collar he had a white shirt with with a black and white Phoenix on it with a bolt in each claw he had black pants and black and white on the to of his head he had black hair that was in a braid and had and aura around him that said 'don't fuck with me'
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he slashed on of the one members in the chest and kick him in the wound and it made him ass out in pain then he round housed the other in the head
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Bolt looked around the room and saw each person and waited for dumb-as-a-door the glorious leader of light and the chicken club

Thanks to:
shocolate for the fic where Harry “becomes straight”

Part CCCIV - a lala bye

babb_chronicles — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:57:05 GMT

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There seemed to be a maturity and hardness around her face making her pale face look like granite.
She smirked when she saw the surprise on his face and tapped her heel. “Done looking Snape?” she said in a disobedient voice and smirked again. He was surprised how much her smirk was like his. He figured this must be a prostitute or a scamp.
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(this ismy first fanfic, and im nervous about the reviews i dont really expect to get, the ones i do get, i hopewill be easy on the criticisim of both my writting and my radical change to the storyline of the world wide famous harry potter book series, by the way, ron should have died fom day one i hate him and his brother percy, plus i hate the last book which im told most people did so cheers my fellow readers i hope you enjoy this if i get three reviews before 60 days il post chapter one, for now i think this is enough of a hook for all)
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Hermione was a college student from the city of London she desperately wanted to become a vet surgeon so she was focused on her studies. That night Hermione and her friends harry Ginny and Ron were going to hogshead for a butter bear and fire whiskey something they did for the last year and a half. When they arrived at the pub they each ordered a butter bear

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out of the corner of my eye i noticed harry trying to hermione from killing ron
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" You know potter, you should really wear a skirt, show a bit more of those beautiful legs you've got down there!"
" what?" i asked shocked.
" Wear a skirt...i hope i don't have to spell it out for you...you do know what a skirt is don't you?!" draco raised his eyebrow at me before breaking his face into a smirk.
" Theres something wrong with you draco malfoy, but none the less, i'll wear a skirt tomorrow...if it will make you happy!" i replied sarcastically.
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the next day i did indeed wear a skirt, quite a short one at that, underneath i decided to wear stockings, i was most definatly not wearing tights and i wasn't going to just wear nothing! i walked down to the great hall for breakfast with harry...after a while i noticed him gawking at me.
" what?!" i asked smiling.
" ummm nothing" Harry said quickly looking away and closing his mouth.
" Harry! stop it, you're my brother...its weird!" he laughed as we entered the great hall. it was then that i noticed harry wasnt the only one staring many boys from all houses were eyeing me, i laughed and went to sit down by ron and hermione who were both already sat at the griffindore table.
ron stared before saying " wooow! i bet you're annoyed that you're her brother now!" hermione kicked ron in the shin
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(from the author`s notes)
In my last story I gave Harry a sister and I will in this one but her name will be different. Before his sisters name was Alex, this time her name it Kara. Some things will change from Alex to Kara. She has special abilities but not the four elements like before. This time, she can read a persons soul, (which will be explained later).
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‘She smelt like strawberries it suites her. She has beautiful eyes too.’ He sat on the couch to finish eating his apple. The couch still felt warm from where she was sitting. After a few minutes he heard the sound of heals coming down the stairs.
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Kara looked into the old mans eyes, and read his soul. She saw that he was desperate, fear, and pleading.
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“Like your brother you have gifts that many people don’t have. Harry can speak snake. You can read a persons soul and can read and speak the ancient language of the dragons. Your mother could do this also.” Dumbledore said.
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“My mom use to sing me a lala bye when I had trouble sleeping. Do you want to hear it?” Kara asked
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She was wearing a strapless, knee length, Ombre Bubble dress and purple shoes that matched. Her hair was done in loose curls. ( it isn’t a poofy bubble dress. It curls at the bottom if that makes any sense).
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“Are you Miss Potter jealous?” Draco asked.
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"Yes, three nights." he replies calmly, "Anyway, three nights ago, you were bitten by a vampire. I wasn't sure which type at first. It was either the vampires that can't go in sun because they burn, they die from garlic, and are mostly human, or it was the vampires with diamond-like skin, that sparkle in the sunlight, and are immortal. The three day transformation gave me my answer. You were bitten by a vampire that has diamond-like skin. You will now sparkle in the sunlight, so you will have to stay away from sun as much as possible. You are cold, have no blood running through your veins, and very pale. Your senses are all heightened and you will need to drink blood." he takes a cup from behind him and hands it to Ally. "This is some donated blood you can drink for the time being while I inform you of your new life."
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"You said something about immortaltity?"
"Oh yes, thank you. You won't age. You'll be forever 15, but you look 17 anyway, so that won't be a problem. When school begins, I will look for a spell so you can go in sunlight. Possibly a shielding spell. Oh, and you don't sleep either. It just doesn't happen. On Septemeber 1st, you will move from your shared dorm with Chloe to the respective dorm the Sorting Hat puts you in.
"Okay, sounds good."
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"Night Chloe." Ally read throughout the night and around 5 AM, she realizes the sun was rising. Wanting to see what her skin looks like, she runs outside. The sun sparkles off of her skin, giving the illusion she is covered with diamonds. She stares, awed.
"So this is what it's like, being a vampire."
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"I was a Ravenclaw. The house of intelligence. You'll probably go there, because you're smart." Ally nodded in agreement, but only because she was the descendant of Rowena, so she'd probably be in her house.
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"I'm sure you remember your grandmother, Suzan. Yes...well, she was the most powerful witch in the world. She had invincible powers that Dumbledore and Voldemort couldn't possibly match. It was--" I interrupted her quickly.
"Wait. Who's that?" I asked. Dad handed me a booklet, and I read it. After a while, I got it all.
"So, you can see. When you were born, you had extraordinary powers. She decided you would be the one to kill Voldemort, so she gave all of her powers to you, causing you to be the most powerful and dangerous baby witch in the world. She died soon after. But, at that moment, you could do anything. And you did. You made the sunny day rain.
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"So why have I not felt any of these powers?" I questioned. She and Dad winced.
"Well...we got you a wand when you'd be in your first year...but then we put a memory charm on you. You had the triplet of Voldemort and Harry Potter's wand, and we couldn't let you know. But it doesn't matter now! We'll give it to you to get your powers back, then you may go to Hogwarts!" Mum screeched. She presented the beautiful holly and phoenix feathered wand to me. I ripped it from her hands.
"Now, how do I get my powers?" I screamed.
"Tap the door with your wand and you will be hit by your invincible powers. It will hurt terribly, and you will be knocked out. When you wake up, you will most likely be on the train to Hogwarts.
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The earth below thousands of belligerent wizards and witches feet rumbled in its angry glory flipping bodies all over the mass of rubble. Louder and louder the searing battle cries grew with each drop of crimson blood that spilled like scattered rain showers from the darkening sky. Children, adults, and senior citizens fought on in this never-ending war. It was then when two courageous hazel eyes gazed on watching body after body fall, families torn apart, and the tiresome and beaten expressions plastered on everyone’s faces. The same two hazel eyes formulating a waterfall of tears streaming down each cheek, shutting both orbs all the while seeing the destructive image engraving itself in her mind.
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In less than a milli-second, the sorting hat boomed, “Gryffindor!”
Hermione opened her eyes releasing a sigh of relief as the hall filled with claps.
With a twinkle in his eye Dumbledore kept his watchful eyes on Severus knowing exactly what was going on in his mind. Alas the delicate memories of the past that the potion’s master had kept locked away deep in his heart waivers. And all it took was for one beautiful child to step foot in his castle.
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“I didn’t do that,” Hermione defended herself, “I didn’t mean to hurt anyone,” she sobbed.
“Because of you, your father is gone! Because you killed him. You are a murderer! Have you no shame in killing both your father and your sister?! It’s all your fault. You took everything from me. You shouldn’t have been born! You are no daughter of mine!” her mother slapped her across the cheek anger flashing in her eyes as well as tears falling like the heavy pouring rain before throwing herself into the burning home to join her dead husband.
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“OHH come on. It hasn't been 1 day!” groaned Ron after a entire day of watching Harry and Hermione “eating” each others face at the Burrow.
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“Why did you take so long Ronnie?” asked Draco, and then he grabbed Ron's arm and kissed him.
(kisses)
“Cut it out, that is gross!!!” said Harry disgusted with that scene and covering his eyes with his hands.
(SLAPP!!!)
Hermione slapped him out of nowhere and he screamed “HERMIONE!! What was that for?”
“Don't be stupid! I thought you were ok with they being gay...” she said hysterically.
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The door opened and Neville Longbottom, the most popular guy from school, entered the carriage.
“Hi!! How are you?” asked Neville
“Fine... And you sweetie? ” replied Draco
Hes face turned white when he looked at the gay couple holding hands “Hmm... I'm fine, I guess... I think i'll go now...”
“OMG! He doesn't know we're gay... Oh well... Let's hope he doesn't spread it. He is so hot isn't he?” blurted Ron, Draco agreed and sat on his lap
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Manny whispers appeared when students ended reading the flayers, some of enthusiasm, others of fear Harry was thrilled!
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“Thank God they've enlarged our menu to vegetarian.” - said Ron while eating his broccoli graciously.
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My parents were in a car acciedent on their way to a convention when a drunk driver hit their car. Since then I have always been a loner, someone who didn’t talk and was always crying. Then I met Lexis. She was so nice to me. She took me to her house and once her parents knew I was an orphan they put me in an orphange close by. We’ve been best friends since.
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"GRYFFINDOR!" screamed the no!
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I stripped off my pajama shirt and put on a new one then I closed the curtain so Lily wouldn't see and changed my bottoms. Then I pulled open the curtain. Lilys eyes grew to the size of baseballs
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Finally Sirius burst laughing unconrollably. He shook and laughed until he was purple in the face. "Maurders! Maurders!- she just called us Maurders!"
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Sirius smiled and looked around rubbing his hands together, menacingly. His eyes brightened up. "JAMES LOOK, AN ALIEN GUN TYPE THING" he said rushing away, picking up the "alien gun type thing" that just so happened to be plugged in. He clicked one of the buttons on it and started screaming and running around in circles which eventually led him to getting tangled in the cord. "AAH, MOMMY IT'S HOT! HOT HOT HOT HHHOOOTTT!!!!
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The pain from the crutiatious curse still lingered in my heart and mind. I had never EVER felt so much pain. Imigages started forming in my head
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He threw me out to despose of my "carcuss".
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“ Who is her cousin?“ asked Ron and Harry
“ Her name is Lena Eulalia Leilani Aimi-Aine Black” replied Hermione
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(Lena is 5ft11, chestnut brown hair with blond highlights in curls, hazel eyes, wearing silver top and jeans with her silver dolly shoes; she has a dog with her)
“Lena” shouted Draco
“Oh my god Co what happened to you?” asked Lena
“Nothing but is seems to me you’ve grown.” said Draco
“Well duh Co” said Lena sarcastically
“Mione cous how is Hogwarts?” said Lena
“Its Great cous, these are my friends; Lav, Ginny, Ron, Lav’s boyfriend Dean, Seamus, Luna, Neville, Dray’s girlfriend Pansy, my boyfriend Blaise, Harry and you know Dray.”said Mione
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“Hey what are their full names cous” said Lena
“They are Lavender Acacia-Megan Brown, Dean Joshua Simon Thomas, Ginevra Molly Weasley, Blaise Tyler Harvey Zambini, Draco Lucius Abraxas Malfoy, Harold James Jasper Potter, Luna Cassiopeia Lilane Lovegood, Pansy Hannah-Marie Parkinson, Seamus Cameron Benjamin Finnagan, Neville Franklin Longbottom and I am cous Hermione Jane Malissa Granger. “ said Hermione
“Mia where’s Cho and Ced I haven’t seen them. “ said Lena
“I don’t know.” replied Hermione
“Cho Adrianna-Ami Chang.” said Lena
“Lena, what’s up girl?” asked Cho
“Nothing.” said Lena
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Lena Baby:
“Dear Lali I am sorry that if you are reading this that I have past on. Don’t blame Cho or Harry for this it was Voldemort sweetie I am with Harry’s Parents, and I want you to move on I am giving you permission to date Harry or Ron as Harry’s engaged to Gabs, babes I know I promised you we get married this summer but please don’t mourn I am Happy, tell Harry and Cho that I love them as well as my parents.
Love your Cedric Jayden Lucas Diggory X-X”
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“So what is your full name Ron?” asked Lena
“Ronald Bilius Junior Weasley.” replied Ron
“Cool can I call you RJ as everyone calls you Ron.” said Lena
“Sure, would you like to be my girlfriend we take it slow? “ asked Ron
“Ok RJ.” said Lena
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“So what’s the nickname?” asked Harry
“Oh Harry Bear, Gabbie loves your name and when she found out you were engaged she said I get to see my Harry but at the time she was holding a Bear.” said Fleur
“Oh I love it I’m going to call you Angel.” said Harry
“Why.” asked Gabby
“You an angel and your name is like Gabriel who was one of God’s angels. “ said Harry
“Oh. “ said Gabby
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(Lena wore a strapless silver and pale pink dress with silver shoes, it was a latin dress, her hair was the same as Marissa but it was half straightened and curled, the straighted part made her look like Lilia from strictly come dancing)
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“No what I mean to say is Ron’s girlfriend looks gorgeous but he is to dense to see that, look how she dances with Draco, they look professional.” said Fleur
“Yeah you right, well they been dancing together since she was 9 and he was 5, they the under 25 champion dancers for Latin and ballroom.” said Harry

Thanks to:
skjaere for more than half the fics featured in this batch

Part CCCIII - His hair could not conceal his growing excitement!

babb_chronicles — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:14:02 GMT

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What the Bloody hell Malfoy? - She is mad. ouh shit I’m died.
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Ouh God Malfoy spill it out?!! – That really started to piss me off - IwantUtoBeMyVacationSecretFriend- He was red as bee
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At least after war my family well mostly my father have changed he wants me to “bright up” family name, shish Like I care about it everyone hates me anyway…
ouh shit I’m lost I’m walking in this damn town and I’m lost, just damn Grate…

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I turned back to my I pod and started to watch movie I luv Twilight movie that Rob Patison reminds me of Cedric D.
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what is this? - I asked still playing dumb but to be honest with my self I really don ‘t understand why some cars are big, like Granger's, and some are Small. - It’s Chevy SUV, technically it’s a car - ouh.. What’s that Chev.. What ever U said - It’s a model Like brooms U know Nimbus, Fireboat etc
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wow I found the torn now I will pull it out painfully and stab there with knife, I will give U back Malfoy for everything U have don to me Everything. - Ya right Thanks for that again, But where are we going - To mountain, just to take a look at amazing view - I simply said I don’t want him to start stress well he will stress a lot cause he have no idea how looks the road up to mountain.
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He is acting weird, no seriously he is weird he looks at me like I was some kind of cotton eye candy.
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U’re Dark Lords daughter - he asked in horror. What? Dark lords? No never, he thought about that world’s mistake? He is stupid like everyone else - No I’m, my name is Poppy Hermione Jean Dumbledore Keenan - god if I only knew what he is thinking right now - U’re Dumbledore Daughter? - No U bloody Git, I’m his Grand kid - I finaly Looked at him he was shocked, horrified, he tried not to scream, But his eyes they said “I believe U”.
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Hi Puppy, Some Blond Guy was Looking for U - Thanks Daddy?! What’s New? - Nothing Much, Some Order Things your grandpa’ wanted me to do after his death. – BB dad, and don’t call me Puppy I’m not a dog I’m Poppy - * end of flashback*
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Professor McGonagall started her accent - Welcome back To Hogwarts Students
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Dear Draco
Please be nice to her, Poppy is very important person in American Wizarding world. Yes we know her She is in Hogwarts? Your mother, and I we thought that she is in America hiding just like the rest of their family. Dumbledore had a son Jacob, No one knows who is his mother but everyone knows he is Dumbledore. BE NICE TO HER, it would be nice if we could make some contacts in America.
Your mother send kisses to you and says that she would like to meet that Girl, I swear If You will brought home another Shopaholic I will Personally Hex YOU son.
Congrats about making Head boy, I'm so proud of you, I was head bout too thought You know that already, now son as always keep your mind open and please be nice to everyone.
With lots of love and kisses your Mother and Father
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I laughed like mad for a while, than I took my PC and went to Astronomy tower, that’s the only place I can reach Web, in here, I have to put this one in Youtube…
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I might be saying the same thing now MudBlood - agrr, how he dears, he knows, I’m not, that thing anymore
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it was a long time a year ago of potter got missin and deaded.
(but peopl not kno a dead but is missin but he did it deadd)
and a sadly ron got up on a train to rode hogwerts.
him do no freinds now becuz hermine is a loser drop out hogwersts.
he take a breathes of sad and sleep.
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but a jerk turn light off and ron did not see. "hey jerk u put on a ligth!"
scare ron. but ligth did on. and peolpe were NO WERE! a fat monstre big up
the train and roar to trow it to ocean. "NO!" say a sad ron and hit did him
head hard on a windo that not broke. train do sink slowly and ron cry cuz not
wanting to death yet. "DEMENETERS EAT!!!" say big mosnter mad.
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was mayeb 10 dementers to have feast of ron.
and dementers go in train and ron SCREAMERS! "NOOO DON DEAD ME!" RON YELL.
"BIG PATRONTRUS!" scream WAS HARRY POTTOR!!!!!!! and magic death a demeters
and magic death big mosnter and magic got RONN OUT OF DEAD DROWN TRAIN OCEAN!
on to land were safe. and ron did cough water a harry.
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Out of the corner of his eye, Harry could see Draco’s determined grin. His teeth were glinting in the sunshine, but his skin was even whiter.
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They went to the sink to wash their dirty hands. What they did not know, because they had not been paying attention in Snape’s potion class, that gillyweed was an afrodiasiac. It had gotten into Draco’s blood stream through the cuts in his palm.
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Unexpectedly, Harry had the strangest urge to reclaim his blood.
Harry moved closer and licked the warm, red liquid off of Draco’s two blushing pilgrims.
Harry was dismayed to realize that he was wearing his smallest pair of pants.
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His small pants could not conceal his growing excitement!
Draco’s hair started coming out of its mold. It stuck up in all directions and was very sexy. It flopped in his cold grey eyes – which were now alight with passion! His hair could not conceal his growing excitement!
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Harry had dated many girls, but none moved with the grace that Draco had.
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Draco’s quick thinking solved the problem – he was cute, and had brains.
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Quite simply: Harry’s cow popped out of the barn door and mooed dangerously. And then, quite simply, Draco began milking the cow.
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The pants slid off, revealing his average, but excellent length. Draco breathed a sigh of exquisite relief to finally have released the strong manhood that had been suffering such a cruel imprisonment inside that barricade of cloth ever since he woke up that morning.
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Crystal tears of joy snaked across increasingly flushed cheeks, which were blooming like roses. The sweat drops sparkled on his cheekbones like dewdrops in the garden. Draco’s own creamy flesh had taken on color that could now only be described as milky rose. His perception lost in a perfumed erotic fantasy far better than the one his wet dreams could have ever created.
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she looks a bit like a young amy lee lookalike but if u dont think she is pretty imagine her differently.she is not a goth since her hair is natural
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'so your new here right?'he said
'ye,but im autimatically in griffindor as my mother was and the rest of her family so i didnt need to be sorted.'i replied before he could answer.
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'Collins, what do you think you are doing?' slimed snape.
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'God I hate Snape,' complained Ron after helping me and Harry drag Malfoy to the hospital wing,' thanks to him I had to touch Malfoy's head.'
'Well consider yourself lucky, you ight of had to touch his feet like me.' I shot back
'Calm down, god I didn't make you beat him up like that.'
'Well actually you were cheeringher on and toldher to hit his head harder' interjected Harry.
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When he looked in the mirror that he had in the room, he saw that his facial features were now more defined and better looking, his eye although still green, had a hint of red in them, his hair was red instead of black. As he looked down at his body, he saw that his manhood which used to be six and a half long was now thicker and about nine inches long… Harry smiled at himself at this. (…) Now as he looked closer at himself, he saw, to his great surprise, that he now had wings.
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Next was to see if he could change his sex, ‘If I can change sex, there’s nothing that can stop me going up the girls dorm back at Hogwarts and have some fun.’
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Slowly he started to concentrate on what makes a woman a woman, their pussy, breast and everything else that makes up a woman. Within a few minutes of concentrating on this, his body slowly started to change. At first he felt his hair glowing longer, and then he felt a strange sensation with his chest. When he looked down, he saw a pair of breasts forming. As Harry was admiring the forming breasts, he suddenly felt a strange painful sensation were his manhood was, or more like used to be. When Harry placed his hands where his manhood used to be, he found that instead of his manhood he found it was replaced with a woman’s pussy.
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Instead of a naked skinny blacked haired boy that he was, he saw a very attractive, longed haired girl with green eyes, with a hairless pussy.
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As this happened, Harry was shocked at himself at what he did, but yet he also enjoyed and realized what a woman felt when they were hit by an orgasm.
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So over the next hour, Harry changed into different people and tried to do their voices - he changed into other people to help him recognize the face with the voice. Harry was having fun over the next hour, guessing what people looked like without clothes, whilst he tried to copy their voices.
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After reading this, Harry was saddened of the reminder of Sirius’s death, but knew that Sirius wouldn’t want to mourn over him all the time. He knew that Sirius would want to live, prank and fuck as many girls as he could - all in all to have fun. Thinking it of this way, Harry vowed to himself that this would what he would do.
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It was then that he had realized what was different about the young Lord, somehow Lord Potter-Black had somehow became a Demon Lord.
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“Oh and Faeliverin,” Harry said darkly and coldly, which sent chill down Faeliverin’s back, “My name is Lord Ragnarok, and I would like it that if you would forget about me and the staff that you are making me, if you know what I mean,” and then with his back still to Faeliverin, he removed his cloak and started to grow into his new form and with his wings too. “As it would be a shame that someone would find you dead if you did say anything. Now that Voldemort is in the open, they’ll think it was one of his Death Eaters that did it.
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But now he wasn’t too sure, since he saw Faeliverin, his mind was partly thinking of fucking or raping her, until she submit to him like a sex toy or something. Even before this, when he was changing forms, he was thinking of fucking the girls Hogwarts if they liked it or not.
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Hosted by who else, Draco Malfoy. The most amazing guy in the world.
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Dudley Dursley looked at her menacingly.
“I need a date, for the ball. Now.”
“So?” she said. She didn’t get Dudley at all.
“I mean you’re my date for now!” he turned around and stormed back up the stairs.
“Get pretty or I’ll tell dad!” Were Dudley’s last words before he disappeared up the stairs.
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I opened the window and it flew to the desk on the wall of my room. I moved to it and it dropped a letter in my hand. “Man” I thought “I hate reading. I hope this isn’t how they communicate in Scotland. I would die.”
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Mace had blond hair but electric blue at the tips with same electric blue eyes. In the muggle world we were feared and avoided by goody two shoes kids who didn’t have guts. We had piercings as well. Mine were on belly button and tongue. Mace’s were on his ear at the top and he used big silver ring ones to emphasis them. Majorly cool. We had freaky names as well. I am Suicide Vampire and Mace Stalker.
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I had showered wore my usual black which was all leather. Leather makes you look sexy and it was hip.
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Suddenly I felt faint. Pain coursed through my body. Pain, pain and more pain.
I ran outside and stood still and plunged the small knife into my skin and felt the familiar pleasure flow through my body. I deserved this, the pain was my savior. It reminded me of the pain I conflicted on others, the pain that had pierced my soul.
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I know technology doesn’t work around Hogwarts but we kind of figured out a spell to make it work.
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“Sorry father.” I whispered. “I know you will deal with me later.” I said.
“Precisely my son!” He yelled. I gulped at the thought of what my father would do to me. We have quite a history of fights. In one fight he threw knives at me. The next he threw china, and painful spells my way. But lately it was all the above in one and I would be doing the same thing as him. My poor mum was always in the middle.
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“My lord I know Granger better than all of you but together. She is one hell of a stubborn witch. We will have to kiss up to her, and trick her. Give her a nice room, big bed, colourful room. All of us be nice to her, and then she might get caught off guard. But then the person who will do her will have to be closet with her. The person you chose should be smart, funny, completive, young and handsome. Who do you suggest?”
“YOU!” Everyone yelled.
“What?” I asked with a look of fright.
“Who else here is young?” Bellatrix
“Ummm...Rockwood, he suites it perfectly I am not funny.”
“No, you are funny, you just where. Rockwood young.” Everyone laughed and Rockwood rolled his eyes.
“Perfect your task you have one year to finish it.” The dark lord said smiling “Now Draco go start planning how her room will look. Once that is done you and your mother will go buy the stuff, and colour the room. Once all of this is done you will call me over for further information.”
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“Apes vous?” Hermione questioned walking in front of me. “What does that mean?” A/n I most likely spelt that wrong, well don’t blame me blame this guy in my class Akeem for distracting me during class.
“It is French for after you.”
“Oh you can speak French.”
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I opened the door to me and Ron’s room to find him and Lavender Brown in the middle of a shagging session
“RONALD BILLUS WEASLY!!!!!!!!” I yelled at the top of my lungs. The sound of my yelles brought the couple out of their revere.
“Hermione,”
“How dare you!! How could you?”
“Because I don’t love you, I only liked our body. I tried to change you so we could work, but no you had to read all the time, and you had to be so damn bossy.”

Thanks to:
xfortytwo for the Poppy Hermione Jean fic
shyfoxling for the OF DEAD DROWN TRAIN OCEAN fic

something babbling this way comes

babb_chronicles — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:21:26 GMT

In the spirit of upcoming Halloween I`d like to propose a little Babb inspired game - take one (or more) of these badfic quotes and, with either a drabble or a macro, provide a scary twist to them... Being scarier than some of these will be a feat, though.

Lily Evans is in her 7th year along with two of her best friends, they are called The Marbles.

He planted a permenent sticking charm at the floor under "Belatrix" and she was stuck to the floor, fore ever!!! .

Draco’s two voices (A: N which I have decided on calling his conscious and subconscious) had actually started to get along (A: N can you believe it: O)

A story about the only person that Lard Voldemort ever loved, his niece. We follow Lady Tempest as she goes through a year at Hogworts, and see all the trials she faces.

Even though they were sent to kill me that night, vampires are still very sexual.

A very pretty blonde girl with ocean blue eyes, brick red lips and a very clear complexion except for the freckles going across her nose. She has a d bust and a butt, white teeth and very nice curves, stepped on the train of the Hogwarts Express for her first.......well sixth year of hogwarts, but shes been here before.

Harry gasped loud. The man covered in Goo was SNAPE!!

WARNING: Slash, Independent!Harry, Slave!Harry, Twin!Harry, Grey!Powerful!Harry

Red hair and freckles that usually cause her muscles to tense, change into red hair and freckles that put her at ease when Ginny intervenes after finding out of her older brother's abusive ways.

“The baby will grow again if both parents want it.’ Madame Pomfrey looked at him with pity.
‘But now, he’s growing.’ Severus looked lovingly at his flat stomach. He had a constant morning sickness for the last eighteen years.

He took of his pants and boxers to reveals his “secret weapon”.

and she thinks she might also like ron Weasley a bit more than harry potter and she is very popular and can get any boy she likes of course becaue she is gorjus and has pretty sparkling robes and lots of friends that are now dead.

Happy Halloween!

Part CCCII - the body of the hand

babb_chronicles — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:13:32 GMT

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She was in the kitchen as always, cooking away a storm. That was one of the things I loved most about her, she was cooking at all times.
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Dear Cami,
I'm so sorry I haven't written but my brother had his marraige and I had to go to Greace. Sure that was fun, but Hogwarts is better. The reason for that is I almost lost my necklace! I know it was horrible. I was doing the dishes, the tie broke and would have fell down the drain if my uncel Tom didn't cach it. Ahh, it was probaly the scariest thing in my life. How did you'r summer go? Did you get any letters from a serten someone (Sirius)? Did you fall off you'r broom again or have you never been on it since that? Ohhh, I'm so glad that we are finally friends. First and second year were murder, I'm sorry but if you don't like somone I think you should be a little bit more suddle opposed to tricking them in their sleep.
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Both my parents had heavy accsents my mum French, and dad Irish. That was how I explained my name Camille is French fo pearfect, Ea is Irish for Fire, Caitir is Scottish for Pure, and Eadion is Irish for jealusy. Each of my parents picked out two of my names from there heritage so I woulden't "loose myself" in a big world. My father was all Irish, and mother French and both picked the names by their meanings too. My mother Picked them from things she wanted me to be, and my father picked them from the catigore of characteristices that I would come with. Although I love all of my names Ea is my favriote, I think it's strong and destructive yet light and cheerful.

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Mum and dad never cared that they carried or wheeled my things around, I think it makes them feel wanted.
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I always knew that the Slytherin came from a skin and bone family, so her health for being so skinny would never concern me. Her thick and wavy dark brown hair was cut from its long waist length pretty place, and replaced by now landing at the shoulders. The sweet brown eyes that you could look into and see forever had gone away too, if you look at them now you will see pain.
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Rane was tall and lanky, but had tons of mussel. He usually wore deep purple circles around his eyes, due to exhaustion. That didn't stop him from his brooding brown eyes, and short brown hair.
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after that as you are walking back to yours and severus room you remember *wait we didnt use any protetecation i'm not on the pill severus didnt use a condom oh fuck* you run back to your room and see snape sitting on the sofa reading "whats the matter with you" he snaps because you had disturbed him "last night did we use protetication" you see his face is unchanged "i said a conterceptive spell while you were thinking if you wanted to do erm" his face suddenly became uncomfetable (sp) "anyway the spell should work....what made you suddenly think of that anyway" you looked uneasy "well my grandfather wanted to talk to me and i blushed when he asked me what we were doing and he worked it out and asked when he would be a great grandfather" snapes face went pailer then usual "and what you say"
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Besides she was pretty, very pretty and also thin. She was so biutifull that she did not have many friends, becoz she was so beautiful that all closd their eyes too if she comes.
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Hogwarts Xpress made only for her a detour, because she was so beautifull, that all shut the eyes closed as an exemption. The others did not notice from nothing because Dumpeldore shifting them into a deep sleep, coz they should not notice that they drive over Germany! But when Sandy entered the Hogwarts Xpress every1 woke up and there they were already also nearly in Hogwarts, because the train drove so fast that nobody which had noticed. Sandy did not sit alone in the compartment, but since all had closed the eyes, it was her alone by herself in realidad - alone (A/N: The poor girl, is she not???).
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There the speaking hat (that is a hat that can speak and selcting the peopils for the houses) was and it have also a poem ready:
four houses we have here
noone gives the hat som beer
thats mean and unfair
i vote for a hat union there
and now i will both small and tall
beluvd childrens sort you all
And therefore Sandy was the oldest and prettiest truely, she is first one to being selected to a house!
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The hat said: "You are so prettily! Select you may where you want to go" Sandy considered for a long time… She knews she was smart, and nicely and courageously, therefore all houses would fit very well.
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The hall grew silent and horrified: How could a so beautiful girl only go after Slythheryn, to the people, which are not so nice, and Dumpledore of folded the forehead, which was already very wrinkly. But Snape threw a naughty view to Sandy too (A/N: I have the difficult words in an encyclopedia checked)
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He was called Kevin Millershut, that’s at least was McGonnagell has said, who was a house teacher of Griffindoyr and who commanded the hat, becoz she herself carried such a hat, she had the power over all hats in Hogwarts.
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Kimuc Samui saw interested over to Kevin, because she always have liked weak boys, but Kevin did not notice it, he regarded only the meal. But he did not want to eat it, except the desert, because he was a desertarian (He ate only sweets). Kevin was by the way just as old as Sandy, which was just as old as Harry and Ron and Hermione. But Sandy was the most beautifull one (A/N: Yes, I know Hermione and the others are already rather pretty, but Sandy is sooo pretty, she is blond, with long shini hair and she has short, white teeth, not like Hermione, which I like however very very much also!)
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„That is new new teacher for DADA. His name is Mr. Mine. But you dear children, tell him Professor Mr. Mine, because he is now a professor, but you can say to him also only Professor Mine. And now all goes to oyurs room houses and sleeps, tomorrow again will be much the matter into your houses, because in Hogwarts always much is up!!”
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Then he also rose as bawled out and a huge crapped on by the teachers and he did not want another one.
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Servus Snape gave them a hearty welcome Becoz he already had a little exams for them to do! (mean, I know!). He said they all had to make a mockturtle soup (Since they changed the educating plans in Hogwarts the y had new curriculars) and he will try then.
Hermione cooked a love potion instead of the soup, becaoz she was in love with Snapybunny. She used a lott of spezial soup seasoing into it so the dark master of Potions and lord of her dreams wouldn’t notice.
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Lilly Evans gulped rubbing her psalms over her getting bigger baby belly.
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She had only been sexed that #1ce last month so it had to be he was the father of the baby she had in her tummy. She didnt know hw he'd think about the baby o about her thinking about getting it abortcioned. She walked to the Grand Hall with Shale laughong about what some of the people werwe planned to where to the mustic fest next month. Lilly's band the Mudbloods were going to play. There were trying to tyrn the word into a postive insult. They sat down at the table and started eating Lilly. could see the groube of James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter eating to being loud and obnixous boys. Sometimes Lilly couldn't belieeve she let him put his thingie in her he was sometimes so immaature. But it had felt gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey James Potter is coming!
"What?" Her mind whent back to that night when he was comign then to but inside of her instead and that's how they made the baby. (just in case u didn't know)
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“Thats why i wanted to get it abortcioned."
"YOU CAN"T GET IT ABORTCIONED.!!!!!!!!!!!" He stood up in horrified anger. "ONLY MUDBLOODS AND MUGGELS BELEIVE IN ABOTCIONS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Its AGAINST MAGIC LAW.!!!!!!!!!"
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Lilly started wearing bagg clothes and not wash her hari so that peploe woudlnt pay so much attencion to her and not notice that she was gaing so much wait
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She ad James pertended to hate them even thou they were in secretly lovej and criend in to her pillo everynight becaus she missed him and her ankels and woomb hurts.
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They had agreened 2 have her bron at Sirius's house cause his parenrs let him smoke wizarding weed and not carae. "Push it out Llly.!" they told her loud. Lilly yelled but the Blacks didn't worrie. Lots of blud and stuf came out but non babe. Lilly had to push her out fro days holding on to Jamees's hand he encoraged her the hole time and helped to tryed to pull the babe out when she had to stope and sleep.
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"I thhnik i'm gonna to cal u........................Sillouetta Dawn. U r the purddiest babe I've have ever seen. Sillouetta. Have a guud live." He kissed her (nud on the lips.! Sirius isnt a pedofile u pervs!) and put her on the St. Mango's steps.
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So, where do I start on this thing? Well, let’s start with how I look. I am only about 5 feet even, yeah I’m freaking short. Don’t comment on that or else I will hex you into oblivion. I have waist length Ashy-Brown hair with natural bright red streaks. I also have cloudy green eyes with gold and hazel flecks. Awesome, right? Too bad my name is Selena Mystery Black.
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Yes, I know about him being an Animagus. I am too. I’m a baby white tiger with black stripes. You will be able to tell it’s me because I have a birthmark in the shape of Mickey Mouse’s head on my lower back.
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I was wearing a pair of faded distressed jeans with my black boots that have the wand pocket in them. I was wearing a long sleeved pale blue shirt that hugs my curves. I had on a metallic silver vest over it. I was also wearing a silver chained necklace with a silver peace sign charm. I also had a thick metallic silver headband in my hair, exposing my ears.
I had side-swept bangs with longer bangs that grown our that framed my face. I had 2 piercing in each ear. One in the normal spot on my earlobe and another one at the top of my ear. I had in silver studs on the top of my ears with blue peace signs in my earlobe. Yeah, I’m a head-turner. I’ve been cursed with the Black family good looks.
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I wasn’t overly built. I was petite. I am extremely skinny, people would think I was Anorexic if they didn’t see me eat. I have very toned legs. I have a six pack abs and very strong arms. I wasn’t overly built, you could only see my muscles if I’m either wearing nothing covering them or tight clothes.
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Harry didn´t know what had happened one second he was standing with the black cloak he just stool from the unknown wizard and the next minute he had to run for his life. The wizard he thought were a simple unknown wizard just happened to be a very high class wizard and the founder of the shop Gladrags Wizardwear.
This wizard had acquired a very cleaver device working almost like a muggle panic button the wizard pushed the button when Harry grabbed him in the alley and while Harry thought he had succeeded in stealing from the wizard the man had alarm his private security team and they were there in seconds.
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The five men were all dressed in combat gear although the younger one were still fighting to get it on when they arrived by their boss side.
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when Harry just looked at them no emotions on his face just blinking at them one of the younger guards grabbed for him and that second harry stepped back a step and took the guards hand and pulled it towards the guard opposite him so they ended up hitting each other and falling to the ground
the other wizards stood completely still not moving to shocked to move even a muscle Harry saw this as his signal to run put before he got a chance the four left standing inclusive Mr. Branster all fired stupefy and four red spell zoom in on him
Harry dodge two of them and “collected” the last one by simple raising his hand and grab it their for him to use later.
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So harry was raised by the Dursleys a simple muggle family, he was loved and adored by his "mother", hated by his "father" and tolerated by the fat kid
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Charlie Wenthod had just gotten a very strange phone call, a man had called him and told him that he would pay him for killing a kid for him. now this was not a common thing for Charlie to kill a kid, he had killed many people he was known in the muggle world as an assassin and in his own world "the Hunter" but children he had tried not to kill
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Harry now saw his captor for the first time the man was young properly about twenty-five the man had dark hair and brown soft eyes his body was normal and fit with a toned upper body.
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Charlie returned minutes after with a collar in his hands, it was something he held very dear he had just got rid of, the collar would punish the boy if he didn´t do exactly what he wanted him to do. yes Charlie thought himself to be a very smart man.
Harry went completely still when Charlie returned, the man sat down beside him and grabbed his hair to raise his head so he could put on the collar, Harry didn´t feel the collar at all.
Charlie looked at Harry, his eyes found his red lips ´some day I will make you my lover Harry but for now you need to learn how to kill, because on day you will kill for me. you will kill the Potters and i will stand by your side smiling`Yes he was looking forward to this.
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Days became weeks and month became years and at the age of third-teen Harry has become a stunning young man his body without any fat, his skin tanned and his hair short and with all sort of hair products to keep it right.
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Charlie loved this sections when Harry was under him pinned to the floor shakking from the pain of the collar, looking up at him with hurt eyes, Charlie hoped that one day the collar wouldn´t be needed and Harry raise his head and kiss him and they would have hot sex in this position Harry under him loving him.
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Sirius didn´t believe his eyes, on the bed were his two target in the process of having sex ´they are on the run, and they are having sex what´s wrong with them´ he looked at James who just looked away and pointed his wand at the bed.'
"Stupefy" James yelled
Harry looked at James when he heard the shout and pushed Alex of the bed while he himself rolled towards the attacking wizards and attack the closets one.
Sirius looked one while James cast the spell thinking it was a little unfair to attack them in the middle of something so sacred, he took hid words back when the boy rolled of the bed and charged at him and they both fell to the floor in a mess of arm and legs.
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James had to fight to not hid the slap the man across his face
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Harry sat in silence inspecting his fingers ´Charlie was right they are girly" as he thought this a hand landed on his shoulder and in reflex he had the body of the hand down on the table
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"Thanks" Sirius smiled at him " and what my fine lad is your name" Sirius said in falls happiness and narrowed his eyes at the boy.
",-,"
"Okay then can you tell me who your parents are" Sirius asked in a neutral voice.
",-,"
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"So you don´t have any interest in female´s at all" she asked for the tenth time Harry rolled his eyes at her and smiled at her.
"As i have said before Girl don´t turn me on"
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The kiss were good and they both moaned Maya´s hand found Harry bulge and Harry pulled them down so he was on top of Maya, and soon they were both naked and humoing each other like rabbits.
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"Revenge me Harry" and Charlie closed the door.
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The possibility of Bellatrix Lestrange once again terrorizing the wizard world was very real. America was facing a crises she was not prepared for, so Harry and his five friends...affectionately known as the “New Marauders,” prepared for combat...against an enemy they faced before, someone they had experience fighting. But also someone who was on par with The Dark Lord himself in remorse and skill.
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The American Death Eaters, sometimes laughingly scuffed as weak minded dark wizards who were more clumsy than dangerous, were also known to be superstitious and easily manipulable. They believed that a dark Goddess, known only by the name of a bright star in the universe, would come and lead them the glory they knew they would have.

Thanks to:
shyfoxling for the Camille fic, the Babelfic, the Sillouetta Dawn fic and the fic in which someone named Charlie enslaves Harry.

Part CCCI - passing through a electoral field

babb_chronicles — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:28:25 GMT

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Hi, my name is Star Mackenzie Ophelia Christine Amethyst Raphaella Tiffany Short.
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I’m not actually British, I live in America, but I wanted to go to Hogwarts because that other French school (A/N: I can’t actually remember the name...) isn’t really any good, and only boys go to Durmstrang! I’m in Slytherin like all the other purebloods but I have friends from other houses as well like Harry and Hermione from Gryffindor Ron’s okay too I guess. I think Draco gets a bit jealous when I hang out with Harry because he doesn’t like him much, but he doesn’t understand how I feel about Harry – I think... (deep breath)... I think I’m in love with him.
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My heart started beating fast when I saw Harry he had grown over the summer and got this sexy new haircut and stuff.

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A/N: Well thank you I guess to the two people who reviewed but you weren’t very nice even though I said be nice because it’s my first fanfiction. Yes, I haven’t read the books but that’s no different to other people I know so if you don’t want to read this because of something like that you’re a bit silly, but don’t. And who is Mary Sue?
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Then Harry stopped her.
“Yo, Bellatrix, I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but Hannibal Lector is one of the craziest psychopaths of all time!”
Then he shrugged like a douche and ran away
And she went like O:
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First of all the Marauders didn’t gave the small kids any type of interest. But that was until they saw two godlike girls from their age, walking between all the small kids. The mouths of the Marauders instantly dropped open and it was as if their eyes were glued to the beautiful creatures before them. Not to forget that everyone from all the tables had the same expression on their faces. Even the girls from Hogwarts didn’t have any remark or anything to say at all. The bitches couldn’t even give a sarcastic comment or thoroughly glare at them. Everyone was too shocked to do anything, but stare…
The godlike girls looked around in amusement and showed their ultra white teeth by smiling a flawless smile.
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They weren’t just beautiful; they were indescribable like Greek goddesses who had fallen from the sky.
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How could anyone be so perfect? And no, it isn’t just someone, it were two of them. Two fallen Godesses/angels from the sky and both wanted to pleasure the humans with their company.
Oh yes, that’s how everyone saw them, the flawless beauties. They would never forget their appearance ever again. They were burned in everyone’s memories.
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I was in the process of grieving not only Sirius, my 'godfather' but my son and daughter who had died two weeks after their birth from the influenza.
Seems while certain strain is not active anymore, one of my fathers relatives died from it in 1918 and it happened to be his great great grandfathers mother, the gene was passed to him and layed dormant thanks to it being passed from the womb and had never awakened in any of the future generations, but when James Potter adopted me in blood and magic he gave me the dormant gene and not knowing this I never worried until Samuel and Selena died from the Spanish influenza gene. Magic could cure a lot of things, but muggle aliments were not one of them.
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I admit the Spanish Influenza kicked my ass, but when all seemed to be lost my appearance began to change, and my DNA unlocked.
Instead of looking like a female James Potter, With Black hair in spikes, and Light emerald eyes from Lily Potter, I grew to 5'6- a improvement from 5'2 - and my round face became heart shaped. My eyes stayed green but were more bright and darker emerald, and instead of round were almond shaped. My cheek bones were more angular and my lips were more pouted and cherry pink. My haired lightened drastically to a light caramel/golden brown, almost seeming blond in instances. When this happened if merged my two magical cores, the one that came with Harper and the one that was my original and it was able to fight the influenza in dormancy, it could come back but it would be unlikely and only with great deals of stress over years. If it ever did I wouldn't be able to fight it, I would die.
Poet, don't ya think?
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Though not many knew it, Cedric had jumped in front of me, and taken the killing curse to save not only me but our child. I had told people he'd just been the spare, and though it was true, Wormtail had almost hit me instead of Cedric with his killing curse. I sighed, letting my hand rub my stomach. Dumbledore had not been happy about my pregnancy, trying to convince me to abort it, or even give it up for adoption, put it in a orphanage.
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Not many realized it but Hermione Jean Granger was bisexual, which wasn't unusual in the wizard word, it Heterosexuality that was put down in the Wizardry world, though it could have been because Females could get other females pregnant and the same went for males.
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I smiled as I continued to teach the class, Bellatrix had been Wright. From the looks of it though she had done a wonderful job of becoming Isabella Swan.
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Many had thought the Blacks were descended from Vampires but truth be told we did have some creature blood, Dark Elf. They were sort of like Vampires, but different. Both were pale, but Elf's had heart beats, were warm, and had blood, they were immortal but only if full Elf and even then Immortality was different, it was more like Long levity, they stopped aging at 20 and then kept the appearance until they were 200 then they aged freely but slowly until they died, normal dark elves lived to about 900 the longest living elf was 1020.
Elves also liked the taste of Blood, they could smell it and taste it and if they really wished they could live off it, they also had fangs and wings. Being even a little like my ancestors I had shaper then normal canines, a bit of blood lust, hence me smelling blood, I just pretended that it was disgusting for Edwards sake but also for my secrecy and I was really pale.
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I came up with this spell, it changes my hair and/or eyes to represent the color of my emotions. Here, I'll leave you a list to help you understand a little.
Red- angry
Blue- fine
Grey- relaxed
Green- sad/depressed
Black- stoic
Purple- scared/worried/nervous
Yellow- anxious/curious
Orange- prideful
Pink- embarrassed
Silver- in love
Brown- bored
White- surprised
Now, when I don't have my hair as random colors, it's usually black. I know that not all of the Black family are bad. Look at my Uncle Sirius, and Dragon, and that metamorphagus whatever her name is. I usually don't go by London Malfoy, for reasons known, I go by Tyler Black. Yeah, I get pissed off sometimes and blow up...
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How is it that a Malfoy is friends with a Gryffindor, let alone at Hogwarts without everyone knowing? Who are you? Why does no one know the imfamous Draco Malfoy's sister? As a Malfoy you're probably plotting my death. All the damned Malfoy's do. Tell me. Who are you when are you going to make your move?
Harry Potter
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"Prince," I said to my bird. He tottered over to me, and allowed me to take my letter.
"Don't be such a whore, Prince. It's my letter, kay?"
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Scarlett Tatiana Marie Codith Juniper Flannigan could say that she disliked herself very much. She was actually ridiculously gorgeous for an eleven year old, but she didn’t see it that way. She hated that her eyes were not a noticeable green and rather cat-like. The gold rims around her pupils didn’t help the cat-ish effect. She thought her lips were far too poofy for her heart shaped face. At least she hadn’t inherited her father’s pointy chin. Her insides winced at the thought of her father, so she began abusing herself again. Scarlett thought the porcelain skin that covered her whole body was far too white for anyone to ever like. As for her hair, her hair was possibly the only thing about herself that she liked. She smiled as she looked at the crimson ringlets spilling down her back. Scarlett frequently wished she had the courage to let her hair be as it was, however, her grandfather hated her ringlets and preferred her to have rolling waves instead.
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“Grandaddy, I had hoped you would write to Headmaster Karkaroff to inform him that I-”
“YOU WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THAT SCHOOL OF DARK MAGIC! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!”
“But my mothe-”
“JUST BECAUSE YOUR RUSSIAN SLUT OF A MOTHER WENT THERE DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHALL GO THERE TOO! THIS IS MY HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES, DAMN IT!”
Scarlett was biting her tongue so hard blood began to fill her mouth.
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Her insides turned yet again at the thought of her father. She hated him so much, he had killed her mother. He had ruined everything.
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She checked her white and black Chanel purse to make sure her pack of Camel was in there. Sad for an eleven year old to be smoking, but her grandfather DID own a tobacco plantation and it was a good stress reliever.
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Spock P.O.V.
Just a few days ago, the captain reported that the Enterprise was passing through a electoral field, so we did the logical thing, we turned off necessary parts of the ship and waited out the storm.
Luckily nothing happed but we got a report from engineering station that we got a rouge passenger aboard our ship.
Nobody could explain how she got on, especially when the transporter room was temperately shut off.
So the Captain immanently send the Female to Med. bay to be examined by Dr. McCoy.
But that was almost 14 earth days ago.
(...)
When I walked in, I was overrun by a lot of earthling emotions, epically the one that they call fear.
I felt my eyebrow rise when I heard when I saw the same woman, but with wings, on the ceiling, but I quickly recover when I saw the Captain looking at me over his shoulder. With a odd look on his face, almost he is planning something.
But my curiosity came up when I notice claws and flames coming from her hands and was making damage.
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Oh Merlin ghost, I swear, I could feel his muscles on his arms being restrained under those sleeves.
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I know in the back of my mind I look like an simpleton, hell, I think I look like a mud-blood entering the magical world for the first time.
Oh Merlin, I was so embarrass.
Soon a small pinch came from the side of my neck.
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"Your Emma right? Your uncle is Voldemort, correct? You do know he's evil, right? He's been trying to kill me since, I don't know, since I was born! Do you work for your uncle?" He screamed but not loud but not normal either...
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"Well I have to go torture a spider. Bye."Draco said leaving the room.
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I got a tooth brush and got started to cleaning Draco sat there with his wand out, playing with it.
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"why don't you go check again people always move around you would be surprised at how many compartments there would be" my dad the famous HARRY POTTER said to me because he was and is still famous in the wizard world he gave me a reputation at school and even the headmistress said i was going down in history for being the most stupid kid of the whole history and that even the Weasley twins could not match up to me.i thought for a moment and then i began to frown the Weasley twins were known from their pranks but then Fred died he was one of the twins,he died before i was born and before mum and dad got married he was murdered by voldermort,i always wanted to meet him but even magic can't stop death from his souls.
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"your a first year right?" "how would you know?" i answered him knowing he was getting mad i was strong on the face on the outside
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I looked for the girl i found her in a few minutes she was silently asleep,i walked into the room and i said to her loud "hello" she didn't move i couldn't see her chest go up and down like when your normally breathing i got close to her face i moved her face around i even smacked her
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i'm new so i made some mistakes okay a lot of mistakes so don't bite my ass
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the hat started to talk again
"everyone knows that i sing AFTER the sorting after a nervous breakdown,but this year instead of a tale told by song,i will tell you just a tale"
"DOES EVERYONE KNOWS THE BREAK UP OF THE FRIENDSHIP OF SLYTHERIN AND GRYFFINDER"
everyone nodded
"AND THAT THE REASON WAS THAT OF HOW THEY ACCEPT THE CHILDREN"
again they nodded
"WELL THAT WAS PART OF IT"
everyone even the teachers was interested in the story
"THE REAL FIGHT WAS OVER RAVENCLAW"
some people who was drinking spilled their drinks out of their mouth
"BEFORE THE SCHOOL STARTED GRYFFINDER HAD A LIKING TO RAVENCLAW
HE LIKED HOW SHE USED HER BRAIN AND HOW SHE CAME OUT AS STRONG ALSO"
"WHEN RAVENCLAW SUGGESTED THAT THEY START THE SCHOOL OF COURSE
GRYFFINDER AGREED HE SUPPORTED HER ALL THE WAY"
all the people were listening to the hat
"A LITTLE WHILE AFTER THE SCHOOL WAS MADE,GRYFFINDER FELL IN LOVE WITH HER"
the whole school gasped
"HE EVEN MENTIONED TO ME THAT SHE WASN'T JUST A PRETTY THING"
the hat chuckled
"BUT THEN SLYTHERIN FOUND OUT GRYFFINDER AND HIS LIE OF HOW HE LIKED
RAVENCLAW AS FRIEND,SO HE WANTED HER OF COURSE,HE MADE A DEAL WITH
GRYFFINDER,WHO EVER GETS THE GIRL WILL BE BETTER THEN THE OTHER"
"RAVENCLAW WAS HARD HEADED,AND SHE HAD HER BRAINS,SO SHE FIGURED OUT
THE BET,AND GREW ANGRY SHE CAME UP TO THE MEN AND DUELED WITH THEM"
"SHE WON AND LEFT THE BOYS BUT GRYFFINDER STOLE A KISS FROM HER"
"EVEN SLYTHERIN DID THE SAME THING"
"WHEN SHE CAME BACK SHE WAS MARRIED AND WAS WITH A CHILD"
the whole great hall was silent
"GRYFFINDER GREW MAD AND FOUGHT WITH SLYTHERIN"
"AND THAT WAS IT"
"BUT ONE THING I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WAS WHY RAVENCLAW
NEVER HIT HIM WHEN HE KISSED HER AND SHE HIT SLYTHERIN"
The hat finished

Thanks to:
shyfoxling for the fic where Harry shocks Bellatrix

not quite dead yet

babb_chronicles — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:07:52 GMT

I apologize for the lack of updates. Life has been quite hectic lately and led me to neglect Babb, which I`ve been feeling very bad about. Anyway I promise a REAL update till the end of the week! And maybe even a Best Of soon... Thanks for understanding.

Part CCC - her Lab top

babb_chronicles — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:42:48 GMT

Babb has reached three hundred memorable batches!

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“ I’m putting on the new dections on the tree baby.” Missy said
He kissed her then went to go get change so he can help her with the rest of the dectioning.
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Harry grabed missy waist and started to kiss her neck to get her to stop so they could have some adult time.
“ Harry potter stop your going to make me drop this.” missy said giggling
“ Hey you did promise me that we could have some adult fun time when I got home from work.” Harry said
“ Ok we will have some adult fun time now.” missy said
Missy put down the decertion and harry pulled her to there room to have some adult time and they stayed there all night.
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Author notes: Just playing I hope you enjoy, This is going to be narrated so there is kinda all knowing feel I hope.

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You see my father is the most intimidating man most people ever meet, he is unemotional towards others cold towards everyone, except for me, your probably asking who the heck is your father, his name Severus Snape mine Alexandria Joy Snape. I was what he called his only joy in the world and through everything he would protect me, yet the only way to protect me now was to go to Hogwarts and revel to the world the only child of Professor Snape, in other words me.
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Fortunately Alex had plenty of time to figure out how to use ipods, and computers, so she got her father to buy them for her and had charmed her Lab top so it wouldn't run out of battery
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"I'M COMING JUST LET ME GET DRESSED DAD JEEZZ!" oh yea she was definitely grumpy which meant she was showing her snapeness as she would say.
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They rarely talked about her mother because it was to painful and complicated, her name Jasmine Potter Bennett, James Potter's half sister, Jasmine had a pale complexion with the piercing green eyes that the Bennetts had and Caramel colored locks, features no Potter had ever gotten Jasmine got. A love Child of Molly Bennett and Allistor Potter, some said Jasmine couldn't be a Potter but others, those who knew Allistor Potter's mother new other wise.
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Sure Jasmine was 5 years younger then Severus, but love is said to not only be blind but also ageless .
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When we got there we noticed that Vincent and Greg weren't alone, Snape was there with a girl, no a young lady, no a beautiful angel. She was unique in every shape way or form, Skinny jeans with a plaided vest that showed off her curves, ju..
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Yep nothing worse than the furry of a woman scorned.
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" Ipod Ron... and who knows she was wearing Slytherin colors she might be One of them." Harry says as he ties his shoe.
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"You remind me of this song called "Hot N' Cold" well the beginning, see it goes like this...You change your mind like a girl changes clothes, Yeah you P-M-S like a bitch I would Know, And you always think, Always speak, Cryptically. I should know that you're no good for me Cause you're hot then you're cold You're yes then you're no and you're in and you're out, you're up and you're down... Yep that part cause you're confusing." She sings smiling again.
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Sirius and Lupin was on the bed and they was both naked. Sirius was a dog form and Lupin was on the bed and Sirius as the dog was licking Lupin balls and Lupin loved it.
“OH GOD SIRIUS THAT FEELS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!” Lupin shouted.
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Then they had lube and it was very good and fun for them.
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“Its time for the passion night” Lupin said.
Lupin got up and turned out the lights and put on the candles and put on the sexy music. Sirius smile and got ready. He turned around and waited. Lupin was happy and he shoved his 10 inch dick up Sirius butt.
“OH GOD LUPIN THAT FEELS GREEEEEEEEEEAT!” Sirius shouted. “MOVE FASTER!!!!!!!”
Lupin did what Sirius want and Sirius started moaning a lot more and more because it felt really really good. Lupin was moaning to but not as loud as Sirius.
“COME ON BABY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Sirius shouted.
“IF I GO ANY FASTER WE WILL BE AT HYPER SPEEEEEED!” Lupin shouted trying not to moan while he shouted.
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Then Sirius transform into the dog and Lupin got behind Sirius as the dog and shoved his dick inside Sirius as the dog butt.
“OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Sirius as the dog barked out as Lupin as the werewolf went faster and faster.
They were both barking like crazy enjoying the fast movement and then Sirius switched and Lupin felt Sirius as the dog dick go up his butt. Lupin barked with happiness and started moaning like crazy.
“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!” Both of them barked at the same time.
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They went down stairs to watch their show but when they came down they were surprised to hear a piano being played by a black haired boy wearing a cloak. They heard him play but the problem was he was just playing randomly and his hands were going crazing on the piano. Alex got so annoyed she stomped over to the man and smacked him upside the head. The man stopped playing and cringed in pain and glared at her.
“ what the hell Alex! What did I do!” Yelled The man
“your annoying and you suck! You deserved it! Alex Yelled Back
“ that’s the lamest excuse ever and you know it! Yelled The Man
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Alex smiled at her self got up and bowed while laughing, then all of a sudden a young man with long blond hair wearing a black trench coat that had blood stains on it and wearing black pants with blood stains came in and cleared his throat. They all looked at him and bowed in front of him, they looked up and Alex asked.
“ elder, what a surprise is there something wrong?” Alex Asked
He looked at her and said.
“ no, I came down to hear you play I like piano and naruto” The Man Said Calmly
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Draco Malfoy hated Hogwarts. There was no particular reason behind it; he would rather engage himself in other, more important activities. Partying and meaningless sex.
Draco Malfoy may have seemed like a typical teenager but he was much more than that. He was incredibly smart. Not to mention dark.
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His features had changed somehow. His eyes were no longer blood red, but an enticing emerald green. The slits on his face were replaced by a strong, sharp nose. His lips were in a slight pout, the same ghostly white as the rest of his face. His hair was a unique golden brown and had grown to just above his shoulders. When his followers seemed confused at the sudden change, he calmly explained that he had killed a couple of young boys and used their youthful souls to change his features.
He was a handsome thing. Women would throw themselves at his feet but he did not give them a second look. No. He was after someone in particular. He wanted her. Adonia Evans. The purest, most beautiful thing he had ever laid his eyes on.
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The robes however clung to the thin frame of her body, emphasizing the beautiful (not to mention extremely noticeable) curves. A few loose chocolate brown curls hung out of the hood. The rich, smooth texture made them look almost eatable. The only part of her face that he could see was the full, pouty, pink lips. He could make out her tanned, exotic skin despite the darkness.
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It seemed she thought she was above him. He didn't care. He just stared at her face longer. Her cute button nose, and her large turquoise eyes.
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My name is Jessica Riddle and my father is Voldemort. You are probably thinking how is that possible he is like in his 60's or something like that. Well my father fell in love with a beautiful blue eyes blonde hair was't an important person.
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Well she died while giving birth to me. They said it was very sad.
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I sighed as I collapsed on a chair in the common room she had just got out of detention for hexing 8 boys for being very stupid.
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“Ginny Weasly Has been known to hex 8 boys this week sending them to the hospital wing and has been very anti-boy Is it just her red-haired temper or is it boy problems because we have been told that she is going to hogsmead with Collin in her same house and year.”
I stopped reading to find out the room was silent and everyone was looking at me why were people so stupid I throw the paper on the floor and lit it on fire and yelled
"Leave me alone or you'll end up like that paper now leave me alone!"
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after we arived at the minastry me and luna diched the grope and desited to get lost after about 30 minutes there was a loude exploshion and death eaters started to attack.
"Thats it I said to myself boys had now crossed the line rewing my good day and now they were going to pay.
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there stood Voldimort With his wand pointed at Fudge
"You two are very stuped to mess with my day and now you will pay and I know this is harrys job but send me to askaban"I yelled extreamly pissed
"Avada-kadavra" I yelled
A green light shot out of my wond and hit the stuned voldimort squaire in the cheast and he fell down dead
then I terned to fudge and hexed him a few times and went over to the micraphone picked it up and said into it
“This is ginny Weasly and I killed Voldimort fear me"
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so many people were fighting to get in the door to see so I blasted out the walls
"SEND ME TO ASKABAN" I yelled getting rilly annoyed at people stairing
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Hermione has very big feelings for Ron but Ron don’t feel that way about Hermione just yet he needs some time before he can get used to her. Ron can’t resist the temptation to look into Hermione’s eyes but he has to resist the temptation because he don’t think that Hermione feels the same way about him the he does her.
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“Why did snape give us a cauldron with an onion in it?” Said Hermione Ron said “how am I meant to know why snape gave us an onion inside a cauldron trophy it’s maybe because well we finished the potion in the quickest time!” Hermione said “nah you don’t say” Ron said “yeah I do say”
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Snape was a normal man, when he wasn’t with Voldemort! He wanted food three times a day and drank a lot of water.
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After Harry ran, Snape got that feeling that something really heavy just dropped in his stomach and he felt like he was going to explode in his shirt. Solution, take it of.
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He took his glass and walked over to his mirror. He didn’t look bad. Actually he looked quite handsome. He had a six-pack, some decent arms. On the other hand there was his face. His nose was long and pointy?
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you have a mission, son. I want you to break her heart into a million pieces, ruin her life, distract her from her schoolwork, humiliate her. You can do it, son," Lucius was getting over-enthusiastic now.
Draco thought. His father had never sounded so proud of him before and it seemed that he had fianlly earned Lucius's approval. He knew what he had to do now, he had to break Hermione's heart.
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My tan skin and dark brown eyes, not to mention my long black hair that was wavy that went to my butt which irritated me in the morning.
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”He wants you to practice your powers and your witch ones too." She explained. I nodded. "And no getting pregnant!" She yelled.
"Rose, that wasn't in the letter!" Janette corrected.
Mommy sighed and whispered, "Use protection." She told me. My eyes widened.
"She's only eleven Rose." Janette told her. I giggled at Mommy and hugged her.
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Hermione and me were team Edmund, me mainly because vampires rock. And Ginny was team jack.
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And then I saw the same messy bronze haired boy that plagued my dreams. Cedric stood in my view a few yards away with a few other boys; I guess they must have been his friends. He looked like an angel under the lights of the station and his owl behind him, her wings stretched out. They looked like angel wings going out of his back.
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well my name is Cedric Edward Diggory.
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Hermione5,5 long straight brown hair with some bounce curls dotted around her hair. Size 4-6 in clothes and chocolate brown eyes.
Suffers from mood swings wear her eyes turn a deep purple and her hair turns pitch black
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Now there all laughing and my eyes are turning a deep ,deep purple and my hair pitch black. I walk out of the cove and round the corner to lock eyes with Draco Malfoy himself. He stops laughing at the pure anger shown in my eyes and hair.
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30 years in the past. voldemort was feeling rather hot he called bellatrix to his room and snogged.
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The girls were dancing like ballerina's, so Light on their feet, they looked weightless. This Was the BoBatons Academy Of Wizardry.
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"Edward, It's Nice Too Know How You Feel And Its Nice Too Know That You Feel The Same Way I Do" I Replied.
"Bella Would You Like Too Be My Girlfriend ?"Edward Asked Hesitantly.
"Of Course I'll Be Your Girlfriend Edward "
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The everything went quiet as the large doors opend with a creak. A girl about my age walked in , her ghigh hells clanging against the marble floors. She had long black hair and with ultra vilot streak and bright blue eyes her tan skin was showing in between clothing. She wasin't wearing a unifrom but instead a black skirt with a purple top and a belt filled with a wand and some weopens.
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He watched as she walked away and he couldin't help but see the smile spread scorrsed her face before lwaving.

Thanks to:
ija_ijewna for the Alexandria Joy Snape fic.

Part CCXXXIX - he was tumors

babb_chronicles — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:03:43 GMT

I`d like to thank the member of weepingcock that spotted the probably enormous troll fic featured in this batch.

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All write this is my first Harry Potter fan fic and I am really excited. A word of warning I am writing based on the movies not the books(I'm still reading). Another thing, Decora is a mary-sue because in my opinion Harry, Draco and Blaise are the hottest characters. Okay go ahead and read. Disclaimer:All the Harry Potters belong to J.K Rowling. I only own my mary-sue and the plot.
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She was obviously slytherin for her she wore their robes. She slowly walked toward Professor Snape as he spoke. “This is Decora Incendius,” Snape said.
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Draco couldn’t concentrate. His mind was somewhere else, namely behind had never seen a slytherin girl with such grace.

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He was Harry potter! Girls had always wanted him. So why did he all of sudden want a girl.
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He should have known. Draco was the slytherin prince and Decora, the slytherin princess. How oblivious could he be? As he danced with Ginny he couldn’t help but look at her. She looked at home in his arms and she looked happy. They spun around in circles holding each other passionately. It sickened him. She was wearing a beautiful teal taffeta dress with layers at the bodice and light blue shoes. She looked like an angel in Harry’s eyes.
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“If I tell you, you won’t judge me, will you?” Draco nodded solemnly. Decora sighed. “Technically, Harry Potter is…my half-brother,” Draco’s eyes widened in surprise. “Before Voldemorte killed Lily Potter he stole one of her eggs and… fertilized it.” Decora slid farther onto the bed and hugged her knees even tighter. “He kept me in a, in an orb of some sort. That expanded as I did. I guess you could say that I was an egg waiting to hatch. And just like any other baby it took nine months for me to hatch. When I did, Voldemorte planted the second to last Horcrux in me
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I found Ron with some other kid... OH MY DAYZ, IS THAT FREAKING HARRY POTTER?! I walked into their carriage and sat next to Ron.
"Hey Ron," I said smiling, then looking over at the kid I supposed to be Harry Potter.
"Oh my dayz, are you Harry Potter?" I asked the kid, he nodded then asked for my name - I answered with the obvious answer of Phoebe.
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"This? Just some trick on Ron - we're going to send him some love letters, but we'll need your help. We need him to think it's in your handwriting, okay? But, you need to sign with some random like 'the cheese'. We just need to piss him off, alright?" Fred explained, waiting for my response.
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"Yeah. Probably because I value my friendship with you more than pulling off some prank with them, Ron. Harry - you know that I barely know you but I really wanna know you real bad, right?" I said to them both.
"Yeah...OH MY DEAR GOD! HOGWARTS! WE'RE THERE!" Harry shouted.
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"Like I said earlier, I'd devote my life to you - but right now I'd rather devote my love to you. Remember that, okay?" I said to him.
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(from the fic`s summary)
When Dally Darkblood, a vampire Ravenclaw, goes to Hogwarts, with her best fren, Edward Cullen, and then Hiei, things began to get intresting. Shadow the Hegehog comes and then Dumbleddore turns out to be not so good after ale. With the asstence of close friends and family and a lil wizard magic, Hogwarts will be sale fo the students once more..."
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Dally looked into Drake’s eyes and saw that he cared, he was ful of compassion like a snake.
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The three of them mated downstairs to Professors Macnoggle’s orifice and demanded an interview. She opened the dory to her chamber and said “Come in dearest stunts! What can I ass you in?”“We need to get a certain pedofile fired from this plays,” said Harry, “He tried to rape some students including me”
“Oh no don’t worry thought I will have it all took care of,” she said and bamfed them out.
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“Dumbledore Is gay!” blarted Edword.
“Well students there is nothing wrong with bean gay,” he said, “I am bisexual myself.”
“No but he tried to FINGER US” said Draco, he turned blue a little because he was embarrassed. Draco is straight and it’s Adam and Steve not Adam and Steve.
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Just then he pushed her against the Ravenclaw satellite and because to kiss her gastricly. She put her tongue in his mouth and felt his teeth. He cut his tongue on her fangs and the blood tripped down his chin… he was turned on by it and suddenly Dally felt something against her.
“Hiei is that your wand?” she asked.
“No… that is my penis, Dally…” he said.
“OMG you’re so huge! You’re like 6 inches!!” she shouted, gasping for breath.
“No I am 6 inches flassid, right now I have a bonner so I am 10 inches,” he said.
Della was at a lost for words. She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and it was her first time having a penis.
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“Do you have a birth control?” asked Dally as he started to put it in.
“No… I didn’t think to bring somes.” He said frowning but he kept doing it.
“Hiei please I don’t want to have a baby… you can get pregnant even from your first time,” she said kissing him and moaning as he went faster and faster.
“It will be okay… you can just use your power to turn my cum into water and then it wont be babies,” he said as he started to tittyfuck her. Her boobs were huge so they could wrap them around his weiner like bumblebees.”
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So they continued… but just from the first chreptar 1, Edward was watching from the darkness… he had used his vampire powers to turn into a bat and they didn’t notice him fly in.
HE was angry… he was tumors… he was so mad at both of them that he used his wizard powers to turn the water back into cum. He would have his revenge!!!
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SO Edward came back to the room while the both of them was still humping and attacked Bella first.He sunk his teeth into her neck like the titanic and all at once she turned to stone. Dally grabbed Snape’s dick and threw it out the window, and then Link stabbed him through his heart and lungs.
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But no one heard him over the sound of acne going on. Dumbledore knew how to excape however because he was a master of the escapes, and he clicked is heels together and said danished.
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“It WAS you,” Dally insisted. She could not believe he was denying it.. they had sex a hundred times and she never had sex with any of the ones. “YOU CAME IN ME. I TOLD YOU YOU CAN GET PREGNANT EVEN FROM ANAL.”
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“I did not have sex with Bally,” Edward said, “You can still be my fart”
Draco put Dally in a wheelchair, “Listen everyone I think we should put KTFD (Killing The Faggot Dumbledore) on hold because Dally’s water could beak any time and its important we send her to the hospital wins.”
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“Listen… Dally… I need to talk to you about something,” Hiei said, sitting on the bed where Edward shat.
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“Okay… are you ready, Hiei?” Edward said. He was kinda scared, it was a big step…
“Yes….. …. ….” Hiei said, “Ahem….. FUUUUUUUUU-“
“SIIIOOOONNNNN” said Edward
“HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” they said in unison
BAM! They mixed together to form…. PLATINUM BILLY!
It was Billy Martin (from Good Charlotte) with platinum blonde hair. “Omg…” said Sasuke, “That’s SO wrong… but sooo hot!”
Platinum Billy makes a face… “omg I feel so powerful…”
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“What is a fucken faggots biggest weakness?” asked Shadow since he missed their talk already.
“Its gay anal surf,” answored Dally, “if they don’t take garyatric pills then if we put enough water in their ass their intenstines and stomach wil leak out…”
“It is a slow painful dead,” Sasuke continued…
“Because it will make youre eyes fall into your tonstils and it all falls out at the bottom,” Link finished.
“Oh is that because their asshoes are all loosened out from the sex??” Shadow asked. Link noddd. Link bachelors from college so he knew about priest. Sasuke was also a healer but not unlike as much as Link.
“So how ae we going to get that much water in his ass?” Shadow asked “We don’t have enough receptickles to put them in…”
“Platinom Billy has the power to shoot that out of his hans,” Lank expend more. “He little red and then it just kind of goes from there…”
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“Listen everyone” he said, “We need to save Bella. Something horny has happened to her and it is up to us to save him!” Everyoned knotted. “But we need someone who is good with a sword…”
Hiei was good with a combat but he was feeling fangled from the sex he had with Dally (since there were no rules they had sex over one thousand times), so he did not raise is hands. In stead he deciphered to make a suggestion box.
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“OH JESAS”, gasped Sasuke he has a weak stomach and pubed all over the already dead corpes. “WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THONG”
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They took a day off of KTFD so they can give Shadow a pope buries. They didn’t put him in a koffin because it reminded Edward and Dally to much of bed and theyd get sleepy so they put him in a boat they took to Hogwarts and have him a Viking wedding. They set it on fire like how they died and sent him into the ocean where they ware mermaids. They all took a sec to say something in his salvation.
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she was in her wheelcheese
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Edward and Hiei watced as the baby suckled donut. “Hm baby isn’t liking the bottle” said Dally disappearedly, “Looks like I will have to feed breasts.” She pulled her boob out of the nightei and the boys jaws dropped off. “Don’t gawk!” she cried and pushed the door on them so they left… the baby didn’t like the milk bottles because he was a vampire and wanted to drink blood farm Dally’s tits.
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“HUUUUU,” said Link
“HUUUUUUU” said Hiei
“HUUUUU,” said Sasuke
“HUUUUU” said Draco.
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They rerunned back to Hogywarts by taking a patronis (Dally took a lion, Sasuke took a chimpansee, Hiei took a rollerbear, and Link took a horse.)
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“FUCK YOU ALL” said Harry and flew away on his Broomstick. “Oh god dammit Hermione,” said Ron slapping her, “You fucking did it aging just like wane you confarted him about the needles…”
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“Whats goin the fuck on in there??” said Dally ceriously… they peeed in the window to see Lupins naked body on top of Tonks. Her pubes were pink and his cock was extronomos because hes part werewolf. He rammered it inside of the pussy and then licked it up…
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“oh tonks oh tonks,” said Lupin, “your pussy jucie tastes like juicy juice,” he said and lapped it up more. It was squirtling into his mouth like a super soaker clause he was good at gave blowjobs… then he got up and started giveng her the anals
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Sasuke tucked its penis into his boxers so that it had was well hidden and counted to tell so he became flassid again and the Lupin forgot about it because Werewolfs have short term memary loss.
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Dear Professor Dumbledore (it read),
I have finally found, after years of worried serching, that you are the one that stole my two twins from me seventeen years ago. You gave them to two very different families under very different names to their true ones.
One was given to Arthur and Molly Weasley under the name of Ginerva Molly Weasley and the other to two muggles named Alice and James Granger as Hermione Jean Granger.
I have also ofund out that they both attend Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. They are in their 6th year and friends with Harry Potter. This does not mean I would ever harm my daughters. I have spent many nights worying about their whereabouts and safety.
I want to meet them at 10pm tonight at the Shrieking Shack alone. Only them. I have put up protective spells so I will know if it isnt just them. If they would not like to meet me please get them to write to me. I would never harm or use any type of spell ion them. They are my children. If you fail to mention it to them then I will tell them in person.
Lord Voldermort. Tom Riddle.
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But even after thinking so, not an emotion flew across her features; her heart shaped face, with short blonde hair surrounding it, square frameless glasses, and light blue eyes, with freckled cheeks, pale skin, and puffy lips. She merely sat there, eating her perfect toast and drinking orange juice to her heart's delight without any emotion.
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“I am a mind reader. No, I don’t use legilimency, Harry,” I said. “I’m a Menslector.”
“What’s a-“Ginny started.
“Menslectors can read minds without using magical energy.”
“Oh…
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“What prophecy?” I asked.
“The one about you,” he said with a sigh. “A dark beauty will save the day, by going back in time, to stop the one who’s feared by all before he gets a start.”
“What does that mean?” Harry asked. I stared at him.
“Dark beauty, that’s me,” I said.
“That’s vain, isn’t it?” Hermione asked.
“No. Hermione, my name means ‘Dark Beauty’. The rest is easy. If I go back in time, I can stop Tom Riddle before he becomes Voldemort.”
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Hermione came. His words sent her over the edge into a blissful orgasm, her juices running in tidal waves through her.
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At twenty two years old she had given up on a love life and was a self classified spinster.
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Lucinda saw on her mother with a lazy look. “My darling, you will spend the summer at a pure blood family, the Malfoy’s. They aren’t that good friends of our family, but we trust them. Cause me and your father are going to look on some monasteries.” Lucinda’s mother said. They may be Christian, but they didn’t react on the fight between Voldemort and mostly the rest of the wizard world. They had their head full of thinking about doing god’s purpose and trying to raise the perfect child that would when they had found the perfect one, let her live her life in a monastery.
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"You want to tell me what he has done?" Draco asked. "I met him, in Knockturn alley. He saw on me, like a lion watches his pray." she explained.
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Draco had told his father about Lucinda's problem, and Lucius got her in to the rehab right away. Not because he actually was a good guy, but because it hurted him deeply with drugs and he still badly hurted after the fact that his wife, Narcissa had given Draco drugs.
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Harry-Joe-Bob Greyback, formerly Harry-Joe-Bob Johnson, formerly Harry Potter, sat at the kitchen table mixing cornmeal for Hush Puppies.
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And being pregnant, he couldn’t use magic. Harry felt like a big, sweaty, pregnant pig. No, a whale. A sweaty, pregnant whale… Did whales sweat? Okay, a sweaty, pregnant pig-whale.
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Harry was dressed for comfort. He was the epitome of ‘barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen,’ if he did say so himself. He was even wearing dungaree overalls that were big enough to stretch over his heavily pregnant belly. Screw anyone that laughed at him. He’d sure let his husband maim them.
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A couple seconds later, Fenrir strode into the kitchen, a large smile on his face. Though as soon as he saw Harry, standing at the counter sobbing and with cornmeal smeared on his face, the smile dropped, fast as all get-out.
“What’s wrong, Sweet Pea?”

Part CCXXXVIII - He had an heir of some one who knew

babb_chronicles — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 02:19:09 GMT

Squicky content in this batch. You were warned. ;)

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“Harry Potter? Hurt?” Molly scoffed laughingly. “He's Shogun Dumbledore's personal champion, the best in the land with the sword and with magic. No harm will have come to him, you can be sure of that. Now you go and get yourself ready, dear – it wouldn't do to show Harry-sama that you'd been crying.”
“Hai.” Hermione walked daintily to her room, careful not to step on the hem of her elaborate pale-blue kimono.
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Cho was very popular with the customers, and used tricks and lies to get them to give her more money. She was also always bragging about how Harry had once spent the evening with her. Hermione knew, though, that Harry had never returned to Cho because she was bossy and mean, and he even suspected she had caused her previous favourite customer, the samurai Cedric, to be sent away to battle where he was killed.
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She surveyed herself in the mirror again to make absolutely sure she looked perfect for Harry. Her hair shimmered like molten brown gold in the moonlight, her deep mahogany eyes gleamed soulfully, and her pale skin and delicate features gave her a mysterious air like a ghost or a yuki-onna. Her clothing covered but hinted tantalizingly at the elegance of her slender body with its well-placed curves.

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“Yes,” Harry replied sadly. “Voldemort's Death Ninjas tried to infiltrate the keep
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Worse still, the man who claimed the other part of her affections was his deadly enemy...the Serpent Ninja, Draco Malfoy.
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He was as devastatingly, effortlessly handsome as ever, the dark leather of his ninja uniform and weapon harness contrasting sharply with his porcelain-like skin and his shimmering platinum hair, which fell around his shoulders in golden waves. His impossibly perfect features were set in an expression of amused indifference, but his slate-coloured orbs showed a terrifying, predatory intensity.
“Draco-sama! H-how long have you been here?”
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Hang on. Is that Hermione? Lol! (AN: yes I do mean lol as in laugh out loud) who knew rain would set her free.
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I guess I’m pretty average looking. I hair dark brown hair, that I dyed to a light brown, and it comes to about the top of my boobs. I have dark brown eyes and I was once told that my eyes were really big but they looked good on my face. (I think they’re normal size.) I’m not tan at all, but I’m not pale pale either. I’m really short, which I get from my mom’s side of the family. I’m about 5’2”. I have big boobs, thanks to my mom’s side of the family again, and I don’t have a huge butt, but I do have a butt.
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He had muscles. (Did all English guys have muscles?) He had an heir of some one who knew exactly good looking he was.
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These underwear were like huge granny panties. I’m talked fluffy ruffled, polka-dot, obviously used to help soak up accident that one might have while wearing said undies, underwear.
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With a tumble of sleek, soft ash curling to her shoulder blades, bronze skin and curvy stature, Annixia had always been beautiful, but coupled with her crimson dazzle of pearly whites and unbelievable molten gold eyes that forever sparkled, she was more than a sight to behold. Pure, adult exquisiteness.
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With a swift movement, he parted his cloak and revealed his clothing underneath. Severus was clad in a tight corset, bright red with black ribbing, and black suspender stockings, of which were clipped with laced suspenders. His crotch was covered with a thin black g-string, which revealed the contours of his loins very prominently. Upon his feet were black shiny high heels, and his fingernails had been painted bright red.
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Underneath, Dumble was clad in nothing but a large, white terry towel diaper around his crotch that had been pinned together with two large safety pins. Around his neck hanged a blue plastic chain with a pacifier attached to it.
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“I hope you haven't got a dirty nappy for your daddy,” he finally said quietly.
Dumbledore peered up at Severus and squinted his eyes slightly, trying to see Severus clearly. “I think I did a poo poo, daddy,” he replied in an infantile tone.
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He surveyed Dumbledore's body, how wrinkly it was, his aged chest sagging and his nipples pale and utterly washed out, deep purple veins within them like stark rivulets. The skin around the aged man's neck was creased and baggy, and his face and his limbs were mostly made of sinew, his skin dry and scaly. The man's long beard was askew on his chest, flopping over to the side, the pacifier tangled in the coarse, long facial tresses.
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Harry, Hermoine this is Adelaide , Maddi-Rae and Gabriella Cruise,'
They looked astonished as did the Weasley kids.
'Wow your the daughter of Tom Cruise you are so lucky your practically famous whats it like,' Hermoine rambled on i looked towards Adelaide and she just shrugged.
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We walked in wearing the school uniform but minus the house robes the only difference we made to the uniform was that our skirt wear mid-thigh instead of knee length and we had our ties undone. All the male population's eyes wear following us as we walked up to the front.
'Girls, Girls, Girls, how wongerful to see you again,' He came and hugged us at once 'How is your Father?'
'Good to see you too,' we said then added ' Dad's great but he wasn't able to make it down here. He sends his apoligies,'
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He could tell right away that she was tall, judging solely by the crazy length of her tan, fish-netted legs. She was slim, and had long, glossy black hair just down to her bust, which, in and of itself, was quite fantastic. Her face, however, was pure perfection. She had shining green eyes, a mixture of the colors of every leaf on every tree in the Forbidden Forest. Her nose was long and straight, and she had perfectly shaped red lips. She wore a bright red plaid skirt, not short enough to make her your typical slutty 17 year old, but not long enough to denote her as a prude. Her black cashmere sweater proved her to be well kempt and somewhat rich. It clung to her body like a spider web, and let him see just enough cleavage to make him wish she were a slut. Her perfect feet (toenails painted a black cherry sort of hue to match her fingernails) were encased in peep toe black stiletto heels.
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“Can I help you?” Her voice was as sexy as her appearance. It was silky smooth, not too high, not too low.
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He was slim, but obviously muscular. He wasn’t thick, but rather broad, but only in the right spots, like his shoulders and chest. His fashion taste was simple, but clean cut, in his dark wash jeans and crisp button down shirt. He had the sleeves rolled up 3/4ths of the way, letting her see just enough of his strong, capable forearms, with perfect, creamy skin. His face, too, did not fail to impress. His lips were soft looking, even from where she sat, and his nose was a perfect size and shape.
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The girl smiled and looked down at her hands, examining her fingernails, which she already knew were in perfect shape.
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A plump boy with short dirty blonde hair followed him. His eyes were glassy and his nose was pointy. The girl looked at him curiously, wondering why the handsome boy and the two others would be seen hanging around with someone who looked so much like…a loser.
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She got up delicately. She was tall, around 5’9”, and very dainty looking. She gently slid the door over about a foot, and slid out. The boys listened to her delicate footfalls as she walked away.
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“You’re bluffing. You didn’t sleep with him.” Mona reached for a big sausage. She picked it up between her fingers, and slowly wrapped her lips around it. She sucked on it just a bit, and then licked the end. Slowly, savoring the taste, she bit into it, her lips wrapping around it like a kiss. Sirius’s face was contorted in a mixture of pain and pleasure. She swallowed the bite of sausage, and moaned ever so gently, her eyes closed. Sirius made a funny noise from beside her. Mona turned her attention to the table to find that many boys were staring at her in appreciation, while a few girls were staring at her, repulsed. She smiled a broad smile for all.
“Do you believe me now…Mr. Black?” she asked, leaning towards Sirius.
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“dude you’re like so lucky! Like you get to go to London, like England, like Europe!” Kaya exclaimed.
“yea but like I’ll totally miss you! And I bet like no one there surfs”
“cause that truly is the most important quality” she said sarcastically.
“cause it’s like hella cold there” Scarlet continued completely ignoring Kaya.
“ hello! Europe!” Kaya waved her arms in the air in front of her friend to show how great it was.
“hello! Rain!” Scarlet also waved her arms to demonstrate falling rain.
“whateva…ooooh ya know what!”
“no what”
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(note: her eyes change from green to black often and she has naturally dark eyes so she doesn’t need makeup)
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A/N: pairings will be SS/OC, HP/OC, DM/BZ (as planned so far) and I will state this now: THIS WILL NOT BE A PRETTY FIC. THERE WILL BE ABUSE AND EVIL ALBUS, BAD HERMIONE AND RON AND (author shivers at name) GINNY WILL BE EXTRA ICKY. You have been warned, don’t flame me just because you get made. I rarely follow cannon when I write and I have this dream that one day I’ll get a letter stating J.K. Rowling wants to make mine apart of her franchise, but as of yet, nothing
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She was the smallest in her class, her long dirty blonde hair going well past her waist and her non Japanese status stood out even more thanks to her eyes: each a deep onyx with two separate rings around the onyx, the left eye a ring of blue, the left a ring of green.
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He was cruel to her, tearing at her skin, leaving her lying in a pool of her own blood, piss and tears on the good days.
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“Holy mother of prada!” Blaise yelled.
Draco looked over and saw that Terry Boot was across the lawn.
“Oh! That sexy bitch! He is such a fox! Draco, do you think he knows how sexy is?”
Before Draco could answer, that he didn’t care, Blaise ran off in pursuit of Mr. Boot.
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By the state of floor, Draco could see that Blaise was upset when he returned. His collection of pink shirts that were normally in a tidy stack in his trunk now lay scattered on the floor.
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She cleared a space for him to stand and waved her wand the tune magically engulfed the bar and Draco began to sing.
“His eyes are cold and restless his wounds have almost healed, and she’d give half of Texas just to change the way he feels. She knows his loves in Tulsa and she knows he’s gonna go. Well it ain’t no woman flesh and blood it’s that damned old rodeo. It’s the bulls and blood it’s the dust and mud it’s the roar of a Sunday crowd, it’s the white in his knuckles it’s the gold in the buckle he’ll win in the next go ‘round it’s boots and chaps it’s cowboy hats, it’s spurs and ladigo it’s the ropes and the reins it’s the joy of the pain and they call the thing rodeo.
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Harry was brought back to business and he took off Draco’s boxers. Damn…the birthing canal was still forming.
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Draco smiled passing his daughter over to Harry. “Is it alright if I sleep?” Harry nodded standing up.
Harry observed his daughter. She had Draco’s tiny nose and Lily’s red hair. And her lips were all Tonks. You could see the Black blood in this baby.
“Hi baby girl, I love you Stephie. Just like I love your Mama.
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but then he saw cho. she beckoned him to an empty classroom. she conjured up a bed. and they started to snog.she then went into bed and harry had sex with her and sucked her boobs. AAAAH, he said.
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(the fic´s summary)
Draco have veen married to the most beatiful girl in Azurian, the royal princess of the planet. The best tragedy/Romance you've ever seen...But it has a happy ending.
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(from the author`s notes)
Azure – CSA and Indigo’s original creation, their favorite little princess. Azure is the smartest,most unique, most royal, most beautiful creation in Azurian. Engaged to Draco Malfoy.
Draco – The blond bully in Harry Potter. Engaged to Azure Royal Creation by Her Imperial Highness CSA.
WARNING – This story is all about Draco/Azure, so if you are a fan of Astoria, Pansy or any other retards you think Draco should date, please get out of here so CSA can kill you.
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Outside, the sun is setting, and here I am, in the hall way, kissing the most Angel-Like girl in the universe.
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“How can you go torture Pansy and Astoria without me?” Indigo complained, “I’m always missing the fun.”
“If you want to torture Astoria or Pansy they are locked up in the dungeon 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including New Year, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, infact they will be they will be there their entire life.” CSA said as she stood up, “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to pierce a sharp needle deep down into Astoria’s skull and I’ll make sure she screams. Au revoir!”
I hear she left, leaving her bored twin next to my bed.
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And that’s when it all stroked me, all at the same time.
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"I hate these school uniforms."
"Oh, Draco, take it off! Take it all off!"
He tore off the robes and Serenity helped unbutton his shirt. They stripped themselves of every item of clothing. Serenity, so consumed by lust, barely registered the stab of pain that was the end of her time as a virgin. Her conscious never noticed that her innocence was stripped from her and was never able to be regained. She was oblivious of the blood that began to seep into the sheets. They eventually fell asleep making love.
Serenity woke to see Draco lying on top of her. She kissed him, and he woke with a start. "Whoa!" he said spotting her breasts.
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"Avada Keda-" she screamed with a sneer. Malfoy was again kissing her. Serenity had her wand at the side of his head. "Avada Ke-" she thought. "Oh! Who am I kidding? Malfoy may be - well, he is - a damned pervert, but he's still so… What? He fucked me, now I'm gonna fuck him! Avada...avad...av...Oh! Screw this!"
She threw the wand aside and kissed back passionately.
Draco stopped, astonished. Once he realized that it was a true kiss, he started kissing back. He licked her lower lip for permission. Her mouth opened slightly, granting access. Serenity opened her mouth wider after a while. Their tongues started exploring each other's mouths.
Out of respect, Draco started to wiggle back into his boxers.
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Well i left off with harry and you getting to the table and you telling everyone about wut dumbledoore wanted and u and harry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~At The Table~~~~~~~~~ AT the table when you are telling everyone about everything they all look at you in awe and the
yay
ick(me:yay then i get harry)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In the morning~~~~~~~~~~~~ You wake up early and Harry is still sleeping so you decide to get on top of him and then you make out with him!he wakes up and says "ooo that was the first time i enjoyed waking up!!" You blush and say "Really well
awwwwwwwww
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~After You leave your ROOm~~~~~~~~~ You and Harry get dressed and you wear something you look really hot in and when harry see's you he is practicly drooling, so you say "harry like?" then he says " harry loves"

Part CCXXXVII - they confuted the problem

babb_chronicles — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:03:35 GMT

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Every time he called me princess, it made me want to puke. It was a title I had acquired in my second year, and something I was proud off up until last year. Now, Slytherin Princess just sounds nauseating. If you haven't figured out yet, yeah, I'm in Slytherin, shocked? Don't be. A few years ago, I had made a name for myself in this school, a title, a place that I wasn't willing to give up, just yet.
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Harry shuck the hand, the hand that changes his life…
Five years later and all is good in Harry’s eyes all the old deatheaters are now his followers no one has tried to find Voldamort under Harry rain. Harry is with Pansy but has some fun on the side. Greg (Goyle) was with Hermione (who is still best friends with Ron) but only the Slytherins knew. Harry managed to open the chamber of secretes in his fourth year but closed it when the game keeper got arrested for it so no one saw it was him.
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Everyone did as Harry instated and they all followed him. Mr Malfoy didn’t care that Harry and Draco kissed in front of him or doing anything they wanted to in any room. Harry was the Malfoy’s master and was it love with the boy of the household. He and Draco got on so well because of so many similarities but the got on with his cousin Holly Lasagne more because of likenesses in there child hood.

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They in most people, who knew Holly existed, eyes a better pairing than Harry and Pansy. But he and Holly where just best friends. They had several reasons not to be together that showed there likeness even more for a start they were both gay, both in love with some one, both not wanting to be with someone so similar that they can’t think of anything the other hasn’t already thought. Harry and Holly also knew no mater what they could never have who there heart desired so had to stick with the next best.
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They also felt if they confuted the problem they would both lose at lest two of there closest friends. Pansy refused to lose Harry and Draco as friend as Harry refused to lose Pansy and Holly. The Slytherins lives where complex, yes they had problems but there is problems on all sides of the story the Good Gryffendors, the Bad Slytherins and the Ugly Ravenclaws.
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Ron and Hermione tried to stay friends after a lets say tricky brake up but have slimly drifted apart. She helped him and they talked still but they both felt weird around each outer. He could no longer cry for hours to her, she could no longer comfit him or carm him when his anger stuck nether felt comfaibul doing so.
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Ron knew sooner or later he’d have to tell his true feelings to the one he truly loved but could not do it yet not till September at least if it came up in conversion (witch Ron knew was unlikely) other wise he promise to tell him before the end of seventh year if not his true love may kill him. Shamus knew he and Ron could never last as long as Shamus had feelings for his best friend Dean, who didn’t know Shamus was even in to men, but Dean was with Pavatti (no matter how much Shamus pretended not to see but) they where in love if you looked in to one of the couples eyes (no mater who the company or the situation) the face reflected was always there other half. Shamus was just dreaming but he needed to be close to Dean at lest. To him second best will do as long as he still got to be in Dean’s presents and to see Dean happy. Ginny was with a sweet loony Ravenclaw called Luna Lovegood. Ginny didn’t like girls she simply was just bored one day and decided to give girl on girl a try.
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George knew that Cho was also with Cedric; George was the bit on the side, the secret afar.
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Every kiss set off fire works with Fred but she feels as if he may push her in to things she knows the twins Fred can come on strong some times but Hermione and Greg have more interesting constants, they’ve been together on and off since first year and he’s nether given a unwanted kiss or suggested to do more than kiss (except when Hermione asked him about it) at first she thought it was because he wasn’t interested in her but over time she found it was because he cared for her too much to hurt her and he new that suggesting to do thing may upset he decided no to but Hermione did get him to finger her in the room of requirements but he and her could never be one in public Potter and Malfoy’s loyal follower decided to be with a Gryffendor, a ‘Mudblood’, a Girl (every one knew all the Slytherins where gay they made it a bit too well known.)
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She hated Chang with a passion she had two men and a woman at her disposal they’d all do anything for her she wasn’t even pretty she was just a hoe. Hoe Chang. Cho’s best friend was always Lavender then last year at Christmas Lav-Lav kissed her under the mistletoe in the room of requirements since then they had been… well not together but not not together… Fucking probably is the best way to put it. Like Ginny Cho and Lavender where not Gay.
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The Ravenclaw lives where complex, yes they had hoes but there is hoes on all sides of the story
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“I’M CUMMING!” Harry yelled followed immediately by, “CRIMSON!”
“BLOODY HELL!” Snape hissed, “SILVER!”
“SWEET GRYFFINDOR!” Malfoy gushed, “DRAGON!”
They erupt simultaneously, thick cum spraying the dark rug beneath Harry, as Lucius, who received the benefit of both carnal pleasures, pounded him heartily.
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Notes:Danzella Marie McGonagall Panterra - 5'0",115 lbs.,Chestnut Brown Eyes,Curly Black hair that hit's her lower back. Some things have been moved around and are on different floors.
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"My mother is the Headmistress at Hogwarts and Head of Gryffindor." Danzella said.
"She was your head of house? You must have been happy.I 'm pretty sure your entire family consisted of Gryffindor, right?" Maxine asked.
"She's wasn't my head of house. I was in Slytherin. I was the only one in my family." Danzella said.
The entire room fell silent. They knew that the McGonagall family was where some of the best witches and wizards came from. And that they were all from Gryffindor. Every student had suspected that Danzella wouldn't have been different.
"Get out of this room, Danzella." Maxine said.
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“Well then. You can go back to your homes now,” ended Dumbledore?
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OKAY, SO WHY YOU ARE ON THIS PLAN IS BECAUSE YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER IS THE STATES, BUT YOU ARE FLYING TO ENGLAND TO GO AND LIVE WITH YOUR FATHER SO YOU CAN GO TO THE HOGWORDS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WISORDTRY.
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Then your mother tells you it's time to go. So you grab all your shit and pile into the car.~*FastForword*~ An hour later, you arrive at the airport. You kiss your mom goodbye, and board the plan. Once on the plan, you begin to think about the life your
Wtf.
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After another ten minutes I putmy forehead to the table. "Dude I'm hungry!." I muttered to the table. "Well then I suggested you lift your head before the food appers." Said lupin, I could hear his smile. "Appers. Shit!" I muttered and lifted my head just before a ton of food appered. "Duuuuuude!" I said with wide eyes. Lupin laughged some.
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After the feast was done the old goat stood and talked about some criminal escapeingfrom some place called 'azkaban'. He looked at harry as he talked about him, witch I found interasting. Then he announced Lupin as the new Defense Agasint the dark arts professor. Then it was over and the students. I saw most of the teachers left, but the old goat, lupin, the dark looking fellow, and old, short plump lady and a tall old lady stayed.
The old guy waved his hand and the place was leared of the tables. "Whoa. What I wouldn't give to have had that has a child." I muttered.
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He put his head down some, looking over at me above his half-moon specticals.
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I looked at the wand, it was a beauty, even for a stick. "But," Ollivander said, looking at me in awe. "It is also made of unicorn blood and Phenox tears. A truly splended wand. I could only collect enough of the material to make one. It has been given a name for all the stuff put together." I looekd at him. "Split destiny." I blinked. that name sent somthing to my heart. "Why?" Ron asked. "Don't you see?" We all looked at hermione. "With the mix of evil dragons and pure hearted Unicorns and Phenixes, it means the wizered in question can either be really good. Or really bad." The yall looked at me and I looked at the wand. "Split Destiny. I kinda like the sound of that."
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“And you don’t even know how me and Draco left them” I added.
“And just how did you do that my dear?” The Dark Lord asked me.
“Well, we basically grabbed each other’s hands and ran like we were in love and when we made it to the tunnel we kissed, and we have been acting like we love each other for the past month, we according to them, we’ve been meeting up in secret and stuff but when in fact we have been discussing options on how to bring Potter to you.” I informed him and then quickly added “my lord”
“I am proud to call you my daughter and I’ve told you before you don’t have to call me Lord, just father” the dark lord aka my father told me.
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I walk down to where Ginny was. “Crucio!” I shout at her. Ginny screamed out in pain.
“My dear daughter may I ask why are you attacking the girl?” my father asked me.
I turned round to face him. “Father, Potter is her boyfriend and he loves her and his love for her is making him weak”
“Wow my daughter I am so proud of you” He informed me.
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Ron jerked, trying to fight the pain. “Her-Mio-NEE” he called out.
“You have no right to say her name, you filthy blood traitor. Avada Kedavra” Draco hissed.
Ron’s body went limp. Ginny let out a little tear. “You bastard, you killed my brother!”
“Well, he deserved it” Draco replied.
“Why because he said Hermione’s name” Ginny hissed in reply.
“Ginny, you know what your bloody lucky my mate Blaise has a crush on you otherwise you would be in the same position as your dear brother right now” Draco informed her.
“Blaise likes me?” Ginny asked.
“DUH” Draco replied.
Ginny’s face lit up with joy.
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Even after he got over the surprise of being assigned as his Auror partner straight out of training, Draco had no great fondness for Ron Weasley. But he loved his cock. Loved it. Repeatedly, and often, and in a wide variety of locations.
It had all started the when Draco caught that glimpse of Ron in the showers, half-hard as he soaped himself up. Draco had avoided wondering what had gotten his tall partner in such a state – he was probably thinking of the Mudblood, ergh – and had skipped straight to worshiping that marvelous organ from afar. It was perfect – the perfect shape, the perfect length, it had this perfect little upward curve, it was even the perfect color... the cloud of ginger pubes it sprung from looked perfectly soft... Never before had Draco been at such a woeful loss for vocabulary, but he couldn't bring himself to care.
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He simply didn't care what Ron would do to him; finally touching that perfect cock was pure bliss.
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Aislinn is a hopeless case. She’s seventeen, unmarried, and has no proposals in the horizon. So when the infamous Sirius Black offers a lesson on how to catch a man, she can’t help but accept.
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They were standing nose to nose, her in a pale peach dress, cut just low enough to reveal a bit of cleavage, and he in the suit and vest appropriate for Almacks. With her dark brown hair and flashing purple eyes she seemed much taller than her rather measly 5'4 stature, while he, slouched as he was, seemed to be around 5'9, where, in reality, he was almost six feet tall.
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However, the one quality of hers that practically decimated her hopes for a good marriage were something that was visible no matter how hard anyone tried: her freckles.
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The Great Hall suddenly erupted in quiet whispers, and Dumbledore tapped his wand calmly to regain control of the room, “As I was saying, today we have a new student.”
As the words left his lips the grand doors for the Great Hall slowly opened, to reveal a girl. Her golden locks were swept back into a tight bun, only the wisps of bangs that hung around her ice blue eyes escaped the hair ties clutch. Adorned in the official Hogwarts girls attire, a black dress and black loafers, but lacking blazer and scarf. She began her walk down the aisle of the Great Hall, her blue eyes scanning the room through black rimmed glasses. Her face held no emotion, so to some people she came off as icy and possibly mean, while to Ginny she seemed like a possible friend.
“My new best friend,” Ginny said with confidence, Ron rolled his eyes, causing Hermione to slap him in the face, while Harry chuckled.
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“I didn’t know that they had wizardry schools in America,” Ron whispered to Harry, quite loudly.
“They don’t,” the two boys turned to see Kim standing only a few feet from them, her face still holding no emotion, but her eyes were alive with an icy fire, “but that doesn’t mean I don’t know a thing or two about magic.”
Ron caught sight of this fire and gulped, knowing that this girl may bring about his demise if he wasn’t careful.
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“Hmm there’s a brain up here,” the Sorting Hat mused, “a smart one at that… but there is also darkness to her… RAVENCLAW!”
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In the tale of Harry Potter there was one character that was never mentioned and just now she’s getting the attention she deserves. Of course this character has a name, it was Abigail Topper. She had short auburn hair that stayed in a bob with a few strands that always stuck out. On top of that Abigail Topper had eyes like the color of warm maple syrup that made you feel warm and fuzzy whenever you looked into them. But she isn’t perfect, she’s far from perfect. She is a very short girl, who is way too clumsy for her own well being, she’s also a hotheaded human being with a fiery wrath on the inside and a blush that could rival a cherry’s color when provoked.
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“Coincidentally I am handsome,” He said.
“What a narcissistic thing to say.” She said.
“Yes well some of us are allowed to be narcissistic if we have a reason to be, but your just not one of us are you.”
“Why you…” Abby growled. ‘What a narcissist, from now own his nickname is Narci for narcissistic!” She thought to herself.
“I don’t want to talk anymore.” He said and they stayed silent for the whole ride there only occasionally speaking to tell the other that they were going to either change into robes or go to the Lou(I hope that’s the British word for bathroom sorry if it isn’t!).
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Sirius black looked into the warm chocolate brown eyes of his fiance with happiness,it was a feeling he had felt with his friends,at Hogwarts,but never this powerful .the feeling was so full,so great,so beautiful and so was was Amelia, an angel from heaven,with dark brown hair pinned up in an elegant wedding style and a bouquet of pale purple flowers and a crystal tiara with a long white veil going down her hair like a waterfall with a long white muggle wedding dress(muggle because even though it was a wizard wedding ever since Lilly had shown Amelia a muggle wedding dress they had loved it better than white witches wedding robes,but Sirius wasn't one to argue it was as he had mentioned perfect for his angel)

Part CCXXXVI - , literally and fugitively

babb_chronicles — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:46:02 GMT

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I am down stairs. It is from Hogwarts. I opened it and it says I am accepted.
“I am accepted!” I yelled.
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We are at the mall. We are walking around. We are in the store Areopastle.
“Look at this tang top” I said.
“It is so cute” Grace said.
“You should get it Bella” Michelle said.
“I will” I said. I bought the tang top. We are now sitting down and eating. Three teenage boys walked up to us and sat down across from us.
“Can we help you?” Michelle said.
“I am Josh” Josh said. He is sitting across from Michelle.
“I am Jess” Jess said. He is sitting across from Grace.
“I am Steve” Steve said. He is sitting across from me.
“I am Grace” Grace said.
“I am Michelle” Michelle said.
“I am Bella” I said.
“That is a pretty name Bella” Steve said.
“Ok” I said.
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I am home. Grace and Michelle went to there houses.
The day past. I am asleep.

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“Here miss, this might work for you” The owner said. I did a magic trick with it.
“This is your wind” The owner said.
“Thank you, here is your money” I said giving him his money.
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We are done shopping. I got a small snake for my pet. We are eating.
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“Dad, Mom why don’t I look like any of you?” I asked.
“Well honey, you look like my mom and your dad mom” Mom said.
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Sophìa had emitted an ear-splitting shriek at the sight of her once-husband swinging from the rafters. His tanned skin on his serene face had been reduced to porcelain, blending in like a cherub, surrounded by his calm, clay renaissance-style works of art.
Her beating heart too was swaying back and forth on that rope, and there it had stayed for the rest of her life.
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“Hermione, when you were very little the Zabini family contacted us to take you into hiding. They said that your world was being taken over by a mafia type ruler ship.
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You have a twin brother named Blaise. Lord Voldemort watched over your father and I’s pregnancy very carefully.
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“Blaise, Geoff, I would like to introduce you to Hermione.” Cynthia said as the entire family watched as Hermione’s body began its changes. Hermione’s bushy hair turned in to perfect glossy tresses. Everyone watched in amazement when Hermione grew from a 5 foot 5 inch girl to a 5 foot 9 inch beauty. Her nose turned into an elegant end and her lips turned in to lush and rose colored beauties. The most surprising thing that Blaise noticed is Hermione’s eyes turned into a light golden amber color.
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I hide under the bed
He comes in bright red
The man I call Father
Would much rather
kill Potter than be a real dad
He is just evil and very bad
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I am a Malfoy today
I dont get a say
I cant change what I am
All I can say after a beating is Damn
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This is like the Porlogue.
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Mother often laughs at me and makes fun of me like a school bully but worse because she honestly makes me feel horrible. Father of course hits me saying that this is the best way I will learn.
The only person I can ever turn to is professor Snape. He was kind to me and provided potions to heal the bruises and bones quicker. Snape often sugested that I go to cort, snape said he would take me in and treat me much better than Lucious.
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Rieko is a brave intelligent girl, who stands up for her friends and people who need it. She has been attacked by Greyback 2 times. She was saved by Lupin once and Moody the other time. She is a psychic, when she was 11 she was raped by Lucius Malfoy. She had no control over her powers at that time. Right after that incident she was focused on being powerful enough to protect herself. She became so powerful. She can focus her vision of good or bad into someone else. This will either hurt or heal them. She could kill if she wanted to. She was told by the ministry told her she cannot interfere with what she sees. She is wanted by Voldemort because she is powerful, but since she is part of the Order of the Phoenix. She is always at the Burrow, Sirius’s, or Lupin. She is the one who owns Sirius’s house until he is freed or Harry turns 18. She knows he is innocent too.
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“Don’t Harry,” Tom whispers holding his fallen angel close stroking his body into mush.
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They came together. Gasps and Moans.
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Cedric Diggory was one of the most popular, well known and one of the dumbest students he had ever met in his wizarding life.
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Harry then paid attention to the beautiful brunette haired woman beside his headmaster. He gasped, taken back by the pleasantry of her looks. It was Hermione and Luna that looked the most feminine to him in the school because of the weird transgression that was puberty. Most of the girls at Hogwarts had the over grown pimples and their heads were bigger than the rest of their body, their legs were lankier and their breasts were starting to mutate. Cho was looking good as well but then again she was already tarnished goods.
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This girl was feminine, very feminine because of her extreme growth in puberty.
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Harry managed to sneak out one last gasp and a stuttered word before finally their lips met in an innocent utopia of shared feelings.
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As they came down from their pre-marital high they embraced each other
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“Pardon me?”
“You herd me.”
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“Draco, I’m sure you have met my daughter Hermione,”
“But- but you’re a pureblood, and she is a mud- I mean muggle born.”
“No, my daughter was ashamed of our family and when she got her Hogwarts letter she ran away and moved in with a muggle family, and she changed her appearance to try to distant herself from us.”
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Hermione,
I am sorry to tell you this, well this way, but I just didn’t have the heart to tell you in person, because I can already see your reaction on your perfect little face. Your adoptive parents got killed by Voldemont
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Yes Layla had gotten me addicted to reading extremely long books that have like 7 books in the series, but still, she was my best friend and we never argued. So wen she told me that I had to read the Harry Potter series I didn't complain.
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A/N: THIS IS A SONG FIC THE SONG IS NOT MINE IT IS ONWED BY LINKOLN PARK AND I AM NOT THEM OK SO DONT SUE!!!!!!!
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harry saw that draco was vary sad because draco always hid his face ihn his hands so that was a sign that he was sad and harry was suddenly attracted to that he wanted draco vary much his body was betyraing him!!!!! He new draco could not keep up with teh 'race' that the death eatehrs put him thru it made harry very sad and made him want him more!! HE DIDN'T WANT DRACO TO FORFIT THIS GAME OF LIFE IN SUCIDE!
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But hary finds out that draco has been hurt – HE'S BEEN RAPPED! No wonder he turtures harry so much he wants someone else to feel teh pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To prove he doesn’t mind the rape and abuse harry decides to get a carot and show draco teh truth!!!1 harry tied draco up to the chair with vermilion ropes and draco struggle dbut harry didn’t let him go! Since draco was stuck hary took off his cloths very slowly and seductively and set down on teh floor and put the carrot in his pinch clenching man cunt! Draco gasped horrified he didn’t want to watch harry knew the carot reminded him of his past but draco had to see!!!
Once hary was thru rapping him self on teh carrot he let draco go and draco cried but then draco got angry and took away teh carrot! Harys pride was broken again! :(
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He is greatful for teh pain and he love draco vary much even thouh draco only uses him as an outlet for his own pain!! He share his hurt but hary knows hell never fully understand so he is abused quitely.
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She is tall, black, fiendish, her shadow looming, menacing, towering over me like the Eiffle Tower (if It was black, and spikey, and menacing) as I cower on the floor shaking, and feel smaller than I ever thought I could feel. She says something, but I don't hear the words, instead I focus, on her toes, cruel and pointy in their stilletto boots the dusty tips just poking out of her blood-caked robes.
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their is to much of hers inside me now, literally; and fugitively; mabye she will empty out my glisening entrails and bloody soup and makeme into her sok-puppet plaything Hollow and filled wit pain n darkness bc that is what She is...
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Ron and Draco had sex a lot, because they really liked it. Sometimes Draco would wear dresses that had silk and fleece and bits of linen trim on them with black canvas fishnet knickers that emphasised his large manhood.
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Draco’s penis had a piercing and Ron liked it so he licked it too.
“Ron stop licking me and let’s fuck already.” Draco demanded with need his balls quivering with need in Ron’s slobbery mouth.
“No I’m not through yet just live through this torture you slut.” Ron answered around his mouth full of balls.
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Ron pulled out his giant 18in purpling man meat and put it in Draco making him moan some more.
“OH YES YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK IN THE WORLD RON OH YES.” Draco screamed in rapture as Ron began to fuck his virgin ass.
“DRACO YOU ARE SO TIGHT OH YES OH YES OH FUCK YES.”
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“BUT I’M JUST A DIRTY SLUT HOW CAN YOU LOVE ME WHEN I’M LIKE THIS I’M SO UNLOVEABLE.”
“That is not true Draco don’t say it.”
"Yes it is," Draco sobbed inconsolable.
"No it isn't!" Ron stamped his foot, making his balls jiggle amusingly.
"YES IT IS YOU MOTHERFUCKER" Draco screamed in abject rage.
"NO IT ISN'T" Ron screamed back. He was very angry now that Draco could say such a thing to him when he clearly loved him very very very much. "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO????? I'm going to tie you up and MAKE you see how loveable you are!!!1!"
And with that vermilion ropes shot out of the tip of Ron's wand and tied Draco to the bed in a very spread-eagle exposed type of way.
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Ron was about to have an orgasm but he thought of Aberforth Dumbledore doing It to a goat, and saved himself in the nick of time from prematurely ejaculating. Ron touched Draco a lot very lovingly and then kissed him all over his body again, and then fucked him very carefully and for a long time. "Iloveyoudracoiloveyoudracoiloveyoudraco"
he said.
Draco writhed and moaned and groaned. As Ron shot his wad in Draco's arse Draco cried out "OH RON I CAN FEEL THE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" and had another orgasm.
Ron's orgasm went on and on and on as he felt waves of incredible pleasure crash over him again and again. He saw stars, he saw supernovae, he saw the heat death and eventual explosive rebirth of the universe.
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Then Ron united Draco from the bed and they cuddled and kissed for the rest of the night, staring soulfully into eachothers' eyes the whole time.
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Severus was pacing the corridors of Hogwarts, impatiently waiting for the students to arrive off the train and to settle at the House tables, well those that weren’t new. He watched the carriages make their way up the long drive and smiled slightly when he saw her. Jodie Montague, a Ravenclaw 7th year was the only remaining student that was willing to give herself up to him, on the sexual manner. They had started a sordid affair the previous year when Severus had propositioned Jodie in a corridor and she did as she was told, just like a good student eager to please. Plus, the entire school at the time was high and wired from the copious amounts of drugs that were still lurking around the school.
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‘Well, that’s done. Back to the delectable Jodie. My, my, she has blossomed more over the summer. Good, more for me to suck and lick,’ thought the perverted mind of a sex deprived Professor.
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My Dearest Minx,
Come to me as soon as you can. I long for your firm, young body, writhing and arching under mine through my sexual advances. I want to clamp my lips on your now well developed breasts and feel the warmth of you pussy wrap itself around my very aroused cock. Just seeing you has caused my body to react and it needs attention!!
Eagerly awaiting your services
Severus.
Within just 15 minutes of sending the note with a school owl, there was a soft knock on his door. He had, whilst waiting, changed so he was only wearing his dressing gown and a smirk. He opened the door to find Jodie still dressed in her uniform, a figure hugging blouse, loose tie and a very short skirt. Her blouse was unbuttoned to reveal the tops of her firm breasts, like two milky orbs waiting to be released and devoured.
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Hell we have the sexist male in the castle as our lover, we don’t need boys!” Jodie cried.
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he felt the tip connect with her prostate

Thanks to:
the_reda for the fic in which someone´s skin blends in like a cherub among calm, clay renaissance-style works of art.

Part CCXXXV - with all the gentleness of a stranger

babb_chronicles — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:05:09 GMT

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“Here, let me try again,” Said Edward. “Hello Angela, I am Cedric Diggory.” Edward stuck out his hand; Angela shook it with an amazed smile on her face.
“Oh. My. God. I can’t believe my friggen eyes. You are totally like a hero!”
“You have got to be kidding me! Is anything fake anymore? So you’re saying Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Hogwarts is real?”
“Yeah, and I could have won the triwizard tournament too if it wasn’t for that stupid, Lord Voldemort!”
“Wait! But I was there in the crowd! I saw your dad run towards you and cry over your dead body! Now I know that you were faking but who was that man?”
“He was an actor; Carlisle paid him to be my father.”
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It was from the clinical beating he had received from his father, James, earlier that day.
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His father would have beaten him if he had taken any more, and it was expected of submissives to be small and willowy, and never to be seen being greedy.

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The Alpha was in charge of everyone in Europe, the continent of werewolves. All the humans had left the continent when the population of werewolves began to outnumber them. Eventually all the world’s leaders simply sent any werewolves of their country to Europe where they would be out of the way and looked after by their own people.
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Severus was a man that went after what he wanted and he knew that if he wanted Hermione Granger that he was going to have to play by the rules. It was rather hard to wine and dine someone when you couldn’t leave the bloody house; he was going to make the best of what he had and win his prize. Severus only hoped that after the deed was done that she wouldn’t think that it was going to be anything more then sex by confinement, if he had to be stuck he wanted to fuck and the Brown chit was out he suspected that the girl had more partners then he and the dark rivals always came with a women or many for that matter. After the to small skirt day as he now thought of it she started going back to her normal style of dress, Severus could not be happier one more outfit like that and he would have to show her what the big bang theory was really all about.
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Oh Merlin he kissed her first on the cheek then right on the side of her mouth and now, now he was kissing her on her mouth; she was kissing him back and loving every minute of it his warm lips was on hers like rain drops on roses, he slid his hands up to tangle in her hair and in turn she grabbed the back of his robes she didn’t know how long they were standing there like that and she didn’t care. Hermione was a where of his lips parting hers and his tongue sliding into her mouth it was wonderful and she couldn’t imagine being anywhere else but right there in his arms.
When the kiss broke Hermione was still in a daze just starring at Severus’s lips like she was animal after its prey. “I want you Hermione! I want to make you scream my name and cum over and over until you beg me to stop fucking your pretty little body would you like that? Would you like me to suck your little pussy until it feels like I have been fucking you” Hermione was week in the knees who knew that dirty talk was sooo good in any case she knew why he liked it, her body was on fire and only he could put it out with the hard body she was feeling though his robes and the silk of his voice,
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I have one more question for you how would you feel if I called you bad names while taking you Hermione how would you feel if I called you my kinky dirty little slut or filthy little bitch Answer me” “My panties are really wet right now”. Hermione’s eyes opened wide she couldn’t believe she let what she was thinking come out of her mouth, Snape on the other hand felt like he had found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
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She had heard Lavender the super slut once say that white wizards and black wizards differ in size that black wizards were more endowed then white but that seemed to be just a rumor (A/N: Take it from me it is just a rumor LMAO) because he was huge
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He was still rubbing her breast and she his monstrous cock and if she kept on that way he was going to cum so hard that it would scare her away. Place a hand over her he stilled her motion” I think you should stop I am very close to orgasm”
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he never realized how great her ass was soft yet strong like she was a runner yet big enough to let one know that she didn’t shy away from food
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Severus had his hair pushed back in a ponytail and when she looked down he had forgone shoes his feet was very pretty for a man that wore boots all of the time and taking all of this in made Hermione’s head spin with need
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“Hermione yes you little… dame yes suck my balls witch fuck”
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He was another young newbie after all, and I, an experienced Master of Males, and user of men, had no great interest in another untrained cunt licker who thought he was submissive.
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And I’ll admit, he was fucking hot. I had been skeptical he had sent fake picks, until the first time he showed me him self by floo. He was 21, petite and slender with small smooth balls. He had long hair down to them shoulders, and a face that was both cute and fuckable.
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She grabbed my hair and dragged me into her house. It hurt and I scraped my knees, but I was just happy she let me in. She took out her dildo and told me to “suck it bitch” and I did.
Did you do a good job?
I tried Narcissa Maam. I tired to give her dildo the best blow job I’ve ever given.
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You should never spit out a woman’s dildo.
Yes Narcissa Maam, I agree.
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She plunged him deep into her cunt, with all the gentleness of a stranger, rape fucked his increasingly cock for a good 20 hours.
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After a long chat with me, he concluded that he didn’t deserve to have his foreskin anymore, and so began begging her to remove it for him, so he could more properly focus on her. She has promised it will be removed soon and done quite painfully.
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“ I know you can do it Lily” said James.
“James I am never going to let you get pregnant again” said Lily.
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“ Oh hi Albus, what’s wrong” said James.
“ There was a prophecy made about your son, daughter and Voldemort” said Albus.
“In the prophecy its says one day that these two will meet up and over take Voldemort, I am here to take Haley, to make sure the two of them in the future and get rid of Voldemort” said Albus.
“Ok, Hopefully we will be able to see her later in life”
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“Dad don’t listen to the dark Lord, I’m your son” said Draco. “But I have to or the dark Lord will kill our family” said Lucious. “Then kill him first” said Draco. “But he will know who I am “ said Lucious.
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“Hermione is Catherine my daughter” said Draco.
“Yes she is” said Hermione.
“Why didn’t you tell” said Draco.
“I was afraid you wouldn’t want her” said Hermione
“I would’ve wanted her because she was my daughter and she came from my beautiful girlfriend” said Draco.
Draco started to kiss her. “Mummy why are kissing the man from the toy store” said Catherine
“Hey Catherine sweetie I’m your daddy” said Draco. “Daddy” said Catherine. Then Catherine hugged her daddy for the first time in five years.
“Hermione would you marry me and we can have more kids” said Draco giving her a diamond ring
“Yes” said Hermione
7 years later
“Hey babe how was your day” said Draco. “It was fine” said Hermione
The next day they had a family portrait it was with Hermione, Draco, Catherine, twin girls Gabriella and Kristen, twin boys Tristan and Edmund and the baby triplets Peter, Lucy and Susan.
Author’s Note: That was so sad. Please Review!!!!!
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"Mom what is this about a pureblood disease"said Ginny.
"Oh dear, back when Voldemort was in power most pureblood families couldn't get pregnant with any kids because of their dark marks, some exptions were made and some pureblood families were able to have kids but only one, so thats why all the pureboolded kids at Hogwarts are only child in their family, why do you ask?"said Mrs. Weasley.
"Well its seems Hermione's parents borrowed money from the Malfoy's and now she is bethrothed to Draco" said Harry.
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“Good Morning Hermione my dear daughter me and your father can’t be at the meeting today we have many appointments at the office” said her mother.
“Its ok mom I can handle it” said Hermione.
At 11:00 Hermione put on a pink mini skirt with a cute pink top with mascara, pink eye shadow and pink lip-gloss.
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“ Hermione, I was wondering what you were going to do after you graduated Hogwarts this year, we have seen all of your reports since you we’re a first year and me and Lucuis are very well surprised, you very much can do anything in the wizarding world” said Narissca.
“Well I was hoping to become a healer” said Hermione.
“Well that wonderful Hermione we are going to be very proud of you when you do” said Lucuis.
“We want to have a big engagement party and you can invite all of your friends and a grand wedding “said Narissca.
“I’ve always planned my wedding and engagement party to be grand and beautiful” said Hermione.
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I looked at the letter Hogwarts: school of witchcraft and wizardry, yeah right. I so don’t belong their I have no magic plus I’m a princess. Sort of I was adopted by the king of the Jade kingdom one of the gem kingdoms which are the only ones with royalty.
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‘Ill be the oldest first year ever grrr’. I am 13 and my magic powers just appeared. I can make flowers grown inside buildings, the only problem is I can’t control it.
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I told her my real last name and she just looked at me. “But isn’t Moon the king and queen of the Jade kingdom over there in England?” “No its near England and yeah I was adopted.”
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Dear Lily;
We found out who your mother is she is Isabelle and she lives in England. She is a witch and your father is wizard I heard from Isabelle that he works a boarding school for witches anyway the school knows this and used their last name. So that you could keep the princess thing secret also because Isabelle wants to adopt you. Anyway you can talk to her this summer and maybe stay with them for a while. Anyway I hope you are having a great time at Hogwarts.
Love,
Your mom, Queen Moon
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When she finished, everyone was in awe.
“What? I write songs and play guitar.” She said, putting the guitar down.
“You’re amazing.” Everybody said, screamed…yelled…fainted…
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Black fur appeared on her, and she shrunk down to a 4 ft. tall, black, pupiless, golden eyed wolf with scars outlining her face. Bangs that were a deep chocolate brown with golden highlights covered her eyes.
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With a muffled groan, Harry licked the weeping cock juice from Severus’s uncut pecker.
“GREAT GRYFFINDOR!” Snape gushed.
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Severus felt it all slipping. The cool façade, that bit of distance he built between them; the role of educator and mentor, how can he be these things for Harry James Potter, since now the great hero held a mouth full of his legacy.
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“Do you like my pecker Professor?” Harry hissed lifting his hips repeatedly.
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The cock erupted from the Potion Master’s talented mouth, he moved quickly between Harry’s spread legs, the buffet before him
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Snape slipped his cock inside the wet opening, pushing forward easily until his pelvis rested deep inside the Seekers’ Secret. He grabbed Harry’s hips firmly, pulling out and watching his happy cock mesmerized before shoving back in.
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“There’s more to it than that,” he said and Harry’s eyebrows furrowed. “Potter, male wizards can have children, as I’m sure you are aware,” he started and Harry nodded his head, “well the contract your ancestor signed with the other family promised that the Potter side of the contract would bear an heir for the other family, whether it be a female or male carrier.”
“So you’re telling me that I have to bear a child for a family I don’t know?” Harry asked, feeling shocked.
“Well first we need to determine if you are a carrier,”
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After they had signed the contracts, two red ropes flowed from the contracts and wrapped around Draco and Harry’s wrists, a white rope connecting them. Two purple ropes split from the ones around the boys wrists and attached to the girls wrists.
“Those will signal if there is ever a problem,” Mr. Stonewall said, nodding to the ropes. “If either of the boys are in trouble, the matching one on the others wrist will throb as well as the ones around the chaperone‘s. If the boys become too close, the ones on the chaperone’s will throb.
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“Excellent,” she said, standing, “let us continue with our lessons.” With that a fully set table appeared across the room. “Starting tonight, we will cover the proper way to eat a meal.”

Part CCXXXIV - the dark-haired moron of Harry Potter

babb_chronicles — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:01:41 GMT

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Hermione was walking down the hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry . For some strange reason she was craving a good jump , possibly on a really bouncy trampoline .
As she was rounding a corner , just to her left there a big door appeared .
She stood there looking at it for awhile , then it finally clicked The Room of Requirement . ( a.n I don’t really remember if that’s what it’s called )
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What the f*** is that damn door doing there . Thought Snape angrily . God this day just keeps getting worse .
He pushed through the door roughly and it closed behind him . But he was to surprised to notice . What he saw stunned him .
Know-it-all Hermione Granger jumping on a trampoline giggling like a school girl with her first crush . He had seen some of the first year girls act this way .
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For some strange and disturbing reason he wanted to surprise her . He took off his outer flowing robes which he wore to scare the kids attending the school . Pulled off his boots and soundlessly got on the trampoline .

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“ Professor Snape why are you on top of me ”
“ I think we’ve already established why I’m on top of you ” He said , again with that really annoying smirk .
“ I mean in this room here , now ” She replied starting to get frustrated with him .
“ I was walking down the hallway when I saw a giant door and I opened the door because I was curious is that so hard to understand ”
“ No It’s weird that you would decide to jump on me especially since you’re my profes…” Snape quickly captured her lips in a kiss silencing her . He stopped to look down at her and see how she would react to being kissed while all these thoughts were swirling through his head Hermione had her own thoughts .
Wow , what a mind blowing kiss and there wasn’t even any tongue I wonder hoe good he is at French kissing , she got a crazy thought . Hermione leaned up and kissed him . Severus looked down and she was kissing him she had her eyes closed and he slowly closed his . She slightly opened her mouth and he took this as his chance to slide his tongue in her mouth .
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Warnings: Prepare for OOCness (Which I find granted on SOME level because of the strange situations the characters will be placed in), MalexMale action, MalexFemale action, possible FemalexFemale action, smex, Male Pregnancy, Female Pregnancy, Foul language, past abuse, some gore, and a whole bunch of other things that will probably happen but I haven’t quite figured them out yet!
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“MARRIGE & CONCEPTION LAW PASSED!
Just this afternoon, Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge and his advisors and the Wizingmont passed the ‘Marriage & Conception act’. It is a law the will force all Wizarding teens ages 15 and up to Marry before their 16th birthday, if their 16th birthday has already passed then they have ten days to marry after today.
The Law states that the Minister and the new office made up just for this law called the Magical Marriage & Contraception office will arrange a marriage for all 15-19 year olds to any wizard or witch that is either another 15-19 year old OR 20-55 and is divorced, widowed, unengaged or unmarried.
All 15-19 year olds will receive a notice magically at 10:15 tonight telling them their betrothed’s name, age, and to tell the teenager where to meet and what time to meet for the marriage ceremony. Of course teens are urged to meet with their betrothed before the preset date of marriage.
All 20-55 year olds will also be married to anyone that is either 15-29 or a 20-55 year old and meeting the same requirements as stated above.
All 20-55 year olds will receive a similar notice tonight at 10:20, telling the name, age, and time and place of the marriage ceremony. The adults are urged to meet with the teens before the date of marriage.
As another stipulation of the Law, the carrier partner MUST conceive a child for the newlywed couples by BEFORE the second year anniversary of the marriage.
NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT AN OPTION!
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‘Dear Mr. Potter,
By order of the Marriage & Conception law, you are to marry Severus Tobias Dmitri Snape on the 29th of July. Please come to the office of Magical Marriage & Contraception to marry Mr. Snape on said date at 5:45 pm.
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“How ‘bout you Hermione,” Charlie asked as he re-read his letter.
“Gregory Goyal,” Hermione stated in an annoyed voice.
“You Percy,” Charlie said.
“Rabastan Lestrange,” Percy murmured. A sharp intake of breath came from Sirius and a gulp from Molly and a snort of anger from Arthur.
“Remus?” Sirius asked.
“Fenrir Greyback,” Remus said in such a small voice that some had to crane their heads to hear him.
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“I Harry Potter here by claim Severus Snape as my husband and bond mate. As the carrier of this pair I swear to care for him, protect his honor, bare and rear any children we may have. I swear to uphold his social standing to the best of my ability and make a good family life for him,” Harry said softly.
“I, by the power invested in me by the Ministry for Magic, hereby bond you for life as husbands and bond mates,” the official said. The blood that was trickling down their arms turned into a magical crimson ribbon, bound the two hands and then disappeared in a flash of light. In its wake it left two white gold marriage bands on Harry and Severus’s left ring fingers. Harry’s has a rose vine that is inscribed in his ring spelling ‘Severus’. Severus’s has a rose vine that is inscribed on his ring that spells ‘Harry’.
“Kiss to seal your bond,” the official instructed.
Severus bent down and gently pressed his lips to Harry’s for just a few seconds then pulled away. Harry’s cheeks colored lightly.
“I now pronounce you Severus and Harry Snape,” declared the official.
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-x-Start-o-lemon –x- (If offended by Yoai then do NOT read until it says end of the lemon!)
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Harry’s back was laced with whip marks, again a group of them were fresh enough to only be days old.
Harry had a nasty shiner on his right eye and the left side of his bottom lip was busted. Yellowing and purpling Hand shaped bruises covered his arms and blackening and yellowing fist shaped ones covered his chest.
There were healed burn marks on his hands, probably years old.
Severus was at least relieved to see no indication of rape or sexual abuse. Except the sperm leaking from Harry that Severus had forgotten to clean them off.
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“Because you are being forced to have sex with me, because I am hideous and scared and disgusting and small and everything everyone hates, no one will ever love me. Because I am a freak,” Harry said without emotion
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“Be careful, love,” Severus whispered gently into his mate’s ear. Vampire dominants, such as Severus, always must take care of their mates.
“I’m sorry Sev, the babies kicked really hard,” the teen mate replied. Severus placed his hand on his mate’s distended belly and rubbed gently.
“Come back to bed love, you need not go to work. The vampiric healer told you rest is what you and the twins need. Vampiric pregnancies are rough especially for male carriers,”
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“Little Ryder Conall Snape,” Harry said looking to his son, the boy was truly a mixture of his parents, his left eye is jade green but her right is so dark it’s almost black, he didn’t have any blue in his eyes like normal babies. His thin black hair is in curls now. He is very pale had his facial structure matches Severus except that he has his Harry’s nose.
“And Rexana Jocosa Snape,” Severus said quietly gently rocking his sleeping daughter. She was an exact match to her fifteen minuet older brother Ryder, she has the same eyes, left is jade green, right is dark; almost black. No baby blue in her eyes. Thin black hair with slight curls t it. Very pale with the facial structure of Severus with Harry’s nose.~
“Our children,” Harry cooed, he looked up into Severus’s eyes and they shared a sweet smile and then a chaste kiss.
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Remus whimpered as Fenrir’s hands traveled south of the equator.
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After about ten minuets Fenrir came in Remus and Remus came on his abs.
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What we’re you thinking Ron?! Using ‘Curio’?! IT IS ILLIEGAL!
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An hour later, Harry was fitted with contacts and carrying a bill to come and collect his new glasses in a few days. He then headed out to find clothing stores that fit his taste. He had decided that he definitely liked baggy, but Dudley's old clothes were really pushing it. They were more than baggy. He was swimming in them. He quickly found a Goth/punk store that said they were about the music and headed in. He decided quickly that he liked this place; it suited his thoughts, dark. The majority of the clothes were black or were colors close to that. He walked around picking up bondage pants and Dickies along with tee-shirts that had sayings on them. He also found a pair of boots that he bought. They came up to mid calf with flames on the toes and heels. After you laced the boots, he then had to buckle them, but to get them off afterwards he just unzipped them. He also bought some black fingerless gloves, some wrist cuffs, and a few other things that would go well with his new clothes.
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Finally she was finished and Harry was turned towards a mirror so that he could see the final look. When he saw what she had done, he was extremely pleased. His hair now hung down to his hips and appeared to have crimson running down it. She had added blood red highlights into is hair, some starting from the roots, some further down, it had a rather startling effect.
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Sit down than the Headmaster began a speech. He said “In November we will be participating in a new entertainment on
November 1-5. On the evening of these dates we will hold a special project. Each person of their own or a band can pick whatever they choose and present this project to the WHOLE
SCHOOL.” Everyone is so excited about this new project.
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Harry and
HIS SLYTHERIN FRIENDS made up plans stating who could do what and sing what lines ECT… Harry had decided to sing a song from a muggle band in wherever she lives in. His song would be from Kelly Clarkson. The title for this song is Addicted.
Harry told his fellow slytherins what he is going to do and sing.
The slytherins agree to what Harry is singing and formed a band.
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Professor Snape came walking by the classroom that Harry is using
& stopped to hear someone’s lovely voice singing in the classroom. Harry continuing to sing without realizing that the
Professor is there.
“It's like you're a leech
Sucking the life from me it's like I can't breathe
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Harry asked professor Snape. You are very good at singing, tell me… why didn’t you say so when I wanted to talk to you Mr. Potter? Professor Snape asked Harry. Because it didn’t matter than, why should it matter to you now? Because Mr. Potter you have a beautiful voice that I can’t seem to get out of my head.
Professor Snape thought.
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That is a wonderful song Mr. Potter. I am wondering if you could
Perhaps teach me how to sing muggle songs like the one you’re doing.? Harry’s professor asked.
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The only things she would miss in the U.S. were her best friends, muggle and magical alike. ‘Especially Curt, the gay one. And Indy, the incredibly, dim-witted one. Ahh… I’m gonna miss those two.’
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Indy finally tried to help Curt lift the very heavy suitcase. “Damb, what the fuck did you put in here, your whole room?” Shayla sighed, she had to do everything. “Yes! And I can’t ever rely on you guy’s for anything can I? Seriously, for witches, you guy’s really are completely useless.” She flicked her wand at the suitcase, and with one simple charm it could be easily moved. “Well then shit, Shayla, why didn’t you just do that in the first place?” Indy practically shouted. “Cause I didn’t feel like it, shit!” Right about then, Shayla pulled out her IPod, and popped in her earphones to tune out the rest of Indy’s rant, by turning it up all the way.
“Whatever.” Shayla waved her off non-chalantly. “Yeah ok, whatever, Shayla. Cause you know what? You’re a bitch.” Indy retorted. “You took the words right out of my mouth.” Shayla smirked. ‘What can I say? I really am a bitch, in that I’m mean and selfish, cruel and nasty. Oh well, you are what you are.’ Shayla was not afraid to admit it to anyone
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My wish came true. The first thing that happened was that Emily was standing out on the edge of the ledge. There was a sharp rock on the edge of the ledge. She stepped on the rock, howled in pain, and fell, almost a hundred feet out the window. Harry went down after her and fell almost a hundred feet after one of his best friends. I just stood there stunned, thinking that, two dead bodies laying on the side of the Astronomy Tower. But no…my prediction said that they would either be in St. Mungo’s, or at Tonks and Lupin’s. And if they were at Tonks and Lupin’s all three of us would be staying for Christmas and New Year’s. If they were both at St. Mungo’s, Tonks and Lupin would let us—all three of us—stay at their house for the holidays—Christmas and New Year’s—anyways.
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As the healer came closer, I could see the pale, round face of Emily Fosen, and the dark-haired moron of Harry Potter.
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“Let’s go, then, my stomach’s hurting…ow…really…ow…bad…ow!” yelled Tonks.
“Sweatheart!” gasped Lupin. “C’mon, let’s go back to our house. You’ll be pushing in no time at all, sweaty-pie.”
“Thanks, Remus, starlight.” said Tonks. “If I faint on the way there, it’s only because I’m nervous. The same theing happened to my mother when she had me.”
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After going by portkey, again, Lupin helped Tonks to their bed, while the healer put paper between her legs.
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I watched Tonks trying to push the baby out of her, but I got bored of that. So, I went downstairs to see Emily and Harry. When I looked at their lifeless-looking bodies, I thought they were dead—no—they couldn’t be...dead?
I slapped them on the face a few times. Finally, Emily woke up.
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The healer wasn’t there. Apparently, the healer just left the Lupin and Tonks family, because the previous mother had an experience. So, the previous mother would help her daughter have the baby, and if there was a problem, then, the healer would come back.
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The baby, whether it was a boy or a girl had a very fat head, and two chins.
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It was a medamorphmargous, a witch or a wizard that could change their appearance at will, like Tonks for example.
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The girl with the dark hair and heavily-lidded eyes was the one and only Bellatrix Lestrange, the witch who was a Death Eater, but quit because her husband, Rodulphus, made her.
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Narcissa Malfoy was also lean and lanky, with blonde hair, and a smile of happiness to get out of the fire kind on her face.
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"Who calls me?" Death said.
"Wh-who are you?" Lily asked.
"I'm Death. Now who called me?" Death replied.
"N-no one called you here Death," James stuttered
"Do you dare call me a liar!" Death shouted.
"I called you on acceident sir I'm sorry," A small voice said.
"Who speaks? Anwser quickly."
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"How are you able to talk? Infants don't usually talk until they're older even in the wizarding world," James asked.
"Your daughter is very unique. She has the ability to talk because she heard you talking. Also she is very powerful. More powerful than the most powerful Wizard or witch alive or has ever lived. Her power will continue to grow." Death explained then Death asked, "May I hold her for a monent?"
"Umm... Well...I'm-" Lily started, but Faith interupted her.
"Mother it's ok."
Lily looked at her daughter and smiled then handed her over to Death.

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shyfoxling for all the fics featured in this batch, except the ones that Pottersues reported, of course.

Part CCXXXIII - in stead

babb_chronicles — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 21:30:21 GMT

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Lily and James never died. Voldmort is dead. Lily was a pureblood. She never had a sister. Peter never happened. The Malfoy’s are still evil and so is ever one else in Slytherin. The houses are the same. Chris took the place of Peter. Chris is not a Traitor. Lorelei and Christopher got married before Rory and GiGi were born. The Gilmore’s and The Hayden’s are also pureblood’s. So are they Huntzberger’s but the Huntzberger’s are evil. Somewhat like in the show. They still have company in the muggle world as well as the magic one. Logan and Rory are 14. This takes place in their fourth year.
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“Finn your sitting on a dog!” His mother screamed.
“You did this!” Finn’s father pointed at Meagan and Zalika.
“First of all ‘you’ is singular; if you mean both of us then it would be ‘they’. And ferret did it not me or her” Meagan stated
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He wasn’t into males…was he?
The pleasurable warmth remained in his heart whenever he did thought about the ebony hedgehog. Sonic moaned softly. Oh, why did this have to be so hard? Sonic grunted as someone or something slammed into him, as he trudged through the forest near Tails’ workshop. “Hey, watch it—” Sonic started before looking down and was surprised to see that he had ran into a human teenage boy. The boy groaned softly, rubbing his throbbing head. “Hey kid, you okay?” Sonic asked gently, seeing that the boy was trembling dangerously. Then the blue hero saw that the teen was soaked to the bone, and was he seeing things, or was that dark blood seeping down the boy’s right shoulder? The boy looked up, revealing bright emerald green eyes that held a feverish tint, and a jagged lightning bolt over his right eye.

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Unknown to anyone at the time, Harry’s beautiful shimmering green eyes began to change. Bright emerald green slowly burned a blood red as amber began to intersect the pupil while amber started to circle the iris. It was the eyes of Shadow the Hedgehog; the Ultimate Life form. “Fryd dra ramm tu oui fyhd?” Harry growled, glaring heatedly at the man with red eyes, just knowing what really lied underneath that hood.
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Sonic liked it when Harry smiled, as it made the teen look even more cuter. The blue hedgehog blushed hotly and looked away shyly as Harry raised an eyebrow at Sonic’s actions.
“Now I can uncover it…” Harry said softly. The emeralds circled him gently, almost as if to comfort the distraught teen. “All of it…” Harry stiffened as he felt the familiar dark energy of Black Doom’s presence fill the room. Sonic scowled heavily when he saw Black Doom rise from the ground. Unfortunately, this was the real deal as Doom’s Eye was nowhere in sight.
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I jumped out of bed and race to my desk, where I Kissed a Girl is blaring out of the tiny speakers on my cell phone. Stupid Daily alarms. Stupid alarms in general. It’s the first day of summer, and I wanted to sleep in, Bam it!
Oh, yeah, Bam it. That would be what my friends and I say in stead of actually cursing.
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Ok, so I admit it, I’m a Harry Potter nerd. I can name at least ten other people at my school who are, too. Except, I don’t go all weird like some freaks do, and wear my stinking robe to school. I keep it safely tucked away in the bottom of my drawer, where no one will see it.
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Eight hours later, Mimi, Rae, Do and I are all walking out of Shelton’s Salon and Day Spa, arm in arm, careful not to screw up our blow dries, mani’s, pedi’s or facials.
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Silence took over the compartment, leaving Sirius anxious. He could not sit still for much longer without going mad and he sure could not wait any longer to meet this new girl. He hoped she would be at least tolerable to look at and since she was American, she had to be automatically fun and boisterous, he figured.
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They were the most popular girls in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. No one – not even seventh years – messed with them. If they did either: Kristen and Kaylie would have a word with them … and fists … or Amaya would come up with a clever and cunning prank to bring them down. Funny thing was though … they were only in fifth year.
Amaya was klutzy, obsessive and hair brained and, at times, seemed as weak and vulnerable as Rosette (which was saying something). Boy, were people wrong. Amaya had the violent temper (and appetite) of an irritated grizzly bear, and people who had gone up against her had multiple scars to prove it. She was an excellent student, who hardly studied, yet to the awe – and annoyance – of her friends, managed to pass everything with flying colours.
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Name: Airiana Kimieny Saturna-Kana Hoshiana
Nicknames: Miki Nobies, Kana, and Kimi
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Albus Dumbledore, had decided he wanted this girl here. “She is a great witch, you may even find out she is more than a witch..” he said. He always said things with a smile, even if they were sad or crazy. He had even given Severus a picture of the girl. In the picture she wore a black spaghetti strapped knee-length dress. With silver ballet flats with ribbons crossing all the was to mid calf. A black ribbon was her headband, and her knee long silver hair covered her ears. She had a silver ribbon chocker and bracelet. And her cleavage was shown through the dress, and it seemed as her body was very matured. She had a smile, shown with bright white teeth and her eyes, both black and silver, twinkled with glee and laughter. In the picture she was one of the most beautifulest things he had seen.
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Since everyone had heard the news I would be leaving in one week, they all wanted a day with me, Veronica- Monday, Sahana- Tuesday, Tatiana- Wednesday, Kimberly- Thursday, Clay- Friday, Hunter- Saturday, and I had Sunday to pack and say my goodbyes. (AN: the names I got from myspace, friends, and google, only a few of those names, like 2, are actually my friends names.)
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As a roman catholic, I did what I always did since my parents died for no reason. I kneel ed at my bedside and whispered my nightly prayers. (AN: I'm sorry for putting that kind of stuff, no offense to anyone who is not catholic .)
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I also saw that she had the hourglass figure most women only wished for.
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(from the author`s notes)
Two: beautifulest is a word I checked da wordcheck on Microsoft word!
Three: in many stories there is like new things like an iPod or a DS even though da story was made in da 90s all us fanfiction writers always add new technologic, ask any writer on fanfiction!
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(19 years later)it was harrtys wedding day hermione was really happy the vicar said the prayer and the wedding was over..(3 yers ltr)hemione "i think im pregnant harry""REALLY- radacto"he opened hermiopnes stomach after stunning her and saw it a baby "11 years later" james had to go to school it was his only chance to prove his mother wrong being-intellegent
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As the war was still in progress all was lost, blood spilt all over their scar ravaged bodies. Malfroy called upon all the evil beings from all of 'The Great Below' and Harry summoned all the good spirits from 'Righteous Evermore' because this was War!! But they did not realise that the clock chimed MIDNIGHT. It was then that the kids, Anahi and Christian became the most powerful kids in the world. But then everyone watched as they saw a huge powerful magical globe it was the kids cuz they knew since that they were babies that someday the world would be in a terrible war. You should have seen it! They used all their energy, power and hope and everything they had, then the war was over.
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The world became a better place after Malfroy was destroyed. As for the twins Anahi and Christian, they got married and had severely inbred kids with IQ's totalling 35 and receding foreheads. And all was safe because these dumb-ass kids were too thick to do anything except breed a race of idiots. The world may have been good but it was terribly boring. A VERY NICE politically correct and extremely dull place where everyone was soon to die at the hands of Malfroy's despicable cousins.
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The old ways were a way of life for magical beings of the days of Merlin and Morgan le Fay. Where wars were fought with honour and pride. Where leaders acted with just cause not like today where the leaders of the world fight for religion, greed and power.
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“Well she is a girl isn’t she? She is going to get some good grades and grow up to be a good mother and wife just like you are lils,” James announced like he had it all planned
“Excuse me! Is that all you see us women as JAMES ANDREW POTTER that girls shows so much intelligence and magic prowess at such a young age she could become whatever she wants when she is older a Aurora, open her own business may even the MINISTER OF MAGIC! So I expect you to remember that before you start selling her off to the highest bidder you ...you ...GOAT!” Lily growled
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Harry left magical world and became a drug lord. Dumbledore must have him back. Short story where Harry Scarface attitude confronts Dumbledore Manipulative .
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Harry got out of the car whipped up his gun in the direction from where the stunner came from “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!”
Harry fired a grenade from his launcher. The explosion rocked the street. He saw a couple of figures go flying through the air. “Yeahhahah! You think you can take me! Need a fucking army to take me!”
Harry then began firing at anything blurry that looked like a chameleon.
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Harry cut him off “You know Albus, you a piece of shit.”
“Harry I do not know what you mean?”
“You know what I’m talking about you fucking cockroach.” Harry hissed as he raised his pistol. “You nothing, but a pig, a pig that don’t fly straight.”
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“Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit cockroach!” Harry shouted as he waved his gun erratically around.
“Harry what you have done tonight could very well warrant action from the Ministry. I do hope you…”
Harry cut him off “Fuck the Ministry I bury those cockroaches!”
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The first difference I noticed about Australian and English witches and wizards is that they NEED a wand. I didn’t. I could use one but I didn’t need to. I could cast spells by making up incantations or use my index finger.
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Everyone was dressed in flowing robes unlike me I was wearing red skinnes, a white tank top and high heel Jimmy Choo’s with prada sunnies and a designer hand bag. I definitely stood out. I noticed a few people dressed in muggle clothing but they still didn’t stand out like me.
I walked down the platform to the train doors. It was like the parting of the red sea. Everyone stopped and gawked at me. It didn’t bother me I was used to people checking me out.
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I got out my ipod and turned up ‘FACK by Eminem’ I had been told that electrical things didn’t work because their was to much magic in the air. It was the same at my old school so they showed us how to bewitch the object so It would work( and thank god it did. I would just die without my phone.)
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So they came back in black robes with the Gryffindor crest, underneath they wore a white button-up top and a navy blue sweater and a tie, black stockings and hideous shoes. Yuk. I’ll have to do something about that.
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We got of the boat and headed into the castle and when I say castle I mean CASTLE.
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The hall was completely silent all eyes on me(nothing new) My Jimmy Choo’s echoing through the great hall. I could hear whispers of:
“Who is she?” “look at what she’s wearing” “that girls fit!” “bet she would be an excellent snog and an even better shag” I turned and glared daggers at the guy who said that. All he did was smile and wink at me. Before I would have had no idea what snog or shag meant but before I came here I googled English slang.
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I got dressed in my uniform with the Gryffindor crest. I added my own personal touch. I wore a blood red ribbon in my brown hair. My light curls hanging halfway down my back, the long ribbon hanging at the same height. Gold bracelets clanking together on my wrist. Instead of the solid black tights all the girls had on I put on cream lacey ones, the lace was in rose patterns. Finally cream stilettos.
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As soon as I walked into the room everyone stopped talking and looked at me. I immediately hear people whisper things like-
“what has she done to the uniform?”
“man that girl is fit”
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“Come in class” the man who I assumed was teacher ushered us in. I sat at a desk with Sam and Denny. One the board was what the lesson was to be for today. Making a sleeping potion. I turned to Sam and said “so this is how the evil witch poisoned Snow Whites apple. I can’t wait to try it out on some unsuspecting muggle.”
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I had finished the potion so I just sat there. My mobile vibrated in my pocket. It was a text from my friend Bella. She was a witch like me.
Hey r u at H yet? Hmb ily she said (H is Hogwarts)
Yes in p u at mskool? I replied under the desk (p=potions mskool=muggle school)
Yes in art how r u?
Good u? zzzzzzzz (zzzz means she’s board) who is every 1?
M guys miss u mag guys miss u I miss u (m guys=muggle guys mag guys=magical guys)
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“What do you mean I’m adopted?!” Hermione Granger—Age sixteen—squeaked in shock. “W-why are you just now telling me?”
“We’re tired of placating your fantasy that you’re our daughter!” Her father –Peter Granger—Said in disgust as he stared at the becoming teenager before him.
“We just don’t want you anymore.” Hermione’s mother –Jane Granger—said disdainfully.
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“Blaize Zambini!” She said shocked. “You said fuck!” She turned to her father who was grinning adoringly at the two of them. “Daddy he said fuck!”
“You did two darling,” Voldemort said stepping out from behind their father. “Hello Blaize,” He said smiling warmly. “Draco’s outside,” He grimaced and Blaize laughed. “Said he wanted to talk to you.” Blaize smiled, kissed Hermione’s forehead, telling her he’d see her later, and then walked out of the office.
“Voldy!” Hermione yelled and launched herself at him. She swamped in his large frame, she’d become slim in the past months.
“Hello Hermione,” He said softly, kissing her cheek. He was like a brother to her, and he was somewhat like her best friend, even though he looked slightly snake like. Hermione had helped him to grow his hair back, and had also found a potion that helped to restore his skin and limbs to the right size, color, and texture.
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He was huge, yet gorgeous at the same time. He had midnight black hair that was extremely straight, bright blue eyes, and skin the color of milk chocolate—it seemed to be tanned from the sun.
“Hello,” He said, staring at her intensely. “My names Fenir Grey Back.”
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“You must be Hermione Zambini, Potter’s ex-friend. You also must be the child that has captured the Dark Lord’s heart.”
“He’s my BFFL,” She said laughing.
“What’s that mean?” Fenir asked.
“Best friend for life,” Voldemort answered smiling widely and gleefully.
“Wonderful,” Lucius mumbled.
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“Daddy…” She whimpered when Fenir’s mouth latched on to her throat.
“Hermione!” Her father cried, only to be detained by Voldemort’s out stretched arm.
“Stop,” She heard him say. “When a werewolf finds his mate you shouldn’t get between them.
“You smell wonderful…” Fenir groaned, his nose sniffing her throat.
“D-Dad,” Hermione whimpered, just as Fenir’s teeth ripped into her throat. “Ahh!” She screamed in pain. “Stop it!” Fenir growled in apology, but began to drain her blood.
A warm sensation was coming over her, and the area between her legs was frightfully warm and wet.
“I think it’s time to leave the room gentlemen,” Voldemort said and she heard murmurs of agreement.

Thanks to:
Sarah C for the Gilmore Girls/HP crossover and the Sonic the hedgehog/HP crossover

Part CCXXXII - Rise in shine

babb_chronicles — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:25:33 GMT

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Albus Dumbledore go’s to a Muggle tattoo parlor for a new defense against the dark arts teacher. What has this got to do with evil experiments, Sirius black daughter and Severus Snape love life ? ever thing.
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The girl had long dark ringlets hair, emaciated with pale skin and one large violet eye, the other eye was coved by a black satin eye patch. She was tall , lean, very handsome and had a demeanor of "casual elegance" but at the same time looked as hard as nails.
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The Girl looked up at the old man and bilked once , Dumbledore had hoped for at least some suppress to his arrival but he suppose if you had seen as much as her you just didn’t get suppressed any more.

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-V “ now tell we what misfortune bought you to my door, before I tell you to fuck off .”
Dumbledore-“ and why can’t I just come and see you “
V-“ because we're are not friends, if I could justify it, I kill you Dumbledore and you know that, so stop trying to play mind games with me and tell me what you want !”
Dumbledore-“ I want you to fill the position of defense against the dark arts teacher at Hogwarts.”
V-“and why wooed I do that?”
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V-“ you know my rules I need three reasons to do something .”
Dumbledore-“ you can annoyed the Ministry of Magic if you do this and there is a large chance you will did “
V-“ o very tempting”
Dumbledore- “ so your do it “
V-“ yes , but I must met my father be for school start “
Dumbledore-“ no not in till hath way thro the year or one of your reasons for going will be gone ….. and you will back out and I will have no DADA teacher.”
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V-"Instead of regretting what we cannot do, it is better to do what one can. Even for example, what you do has nothing to do with results, you must forge forward."
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A strong voce rang out from the back of the great hall, the all the school looked to see a finger standing in the door way . she was a beautiful girl with dark ringlets .
Umbridge” and who are you ?”
v- “who I am is not impotent, but who are you?”
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V-“hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa.....I never knew anyone who would so willingly give their real name and birthday out to a strangers.”
Umbridge – “Wah! It was you who asked”
V-“ you do know??? that By giving out your name, you are giving them the ability to take your soul? by giving out your birthday, you have given them control of your whole life.”
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V-“ yes I am, how I know I cannot give a speech that was as good as miss Dolores Jane Umbridge, but I will try …... Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”
With that she left without another word, living the rest of the hall silent. After 10mins the shock had wan off every one was taking about the new DADA pro over the top of the last of Dumdledore start of term notices.
Harry –“ did you see her ?”
Fred –“ omg she is so hot , world so do her .”
Hermione-“ don’t talk like that she a teacher”
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Hermione –“ don’t you lesion Ron Umbridge was going on about progress for the sake of progress must be discouraged, and she told umdridge to go stuff it .”
Harry –“ well I didn’t get it…… there wear a lot of v.”
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“Well Harry if you paid attention he saved your sorry butt and he gives you the truth yes ill save him.”
“Please tell me Ron she didn’t say that.”
“Sorry I can’t believe it ether but it happens but you Hermione will never ever be my friend girlfriend or even an acutance I don’t know you at all any more.”
“Me ether Hermione me ether.”
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Rise in shine for defense against the dark arts was Hermione’s alarm she got up slowly.
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"Master" he bowed. "Lucius my favorite death eater, do stand up" hissed Voldemort. Lucius obeying his master stood up. "what is your wish today?" asked Lucius " Oh, I do not know, but take the death eaters somewhere, and be back within an hour."
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After they left, and Lucius was the only one around, Voldemort stepped out, almost from no were. But he didn't look like Voldemort, he wasn't wearing his black cloak. Instead he was wearing ... arse hugging flares, and a tight T-shirt, with David Bowie pictured on the front. Glitter was sprinkled acrosed his face, and he was wearing eyeliner. Lucius rubbed his eyes, hoping it was all just an illusion. Voldemort stepped closer to him. " I told you, you were my favorite, but am I yours?" asked Voldemort "Um..Um.." Lucius did not want to upset his master, but he wasn't Lucius favorite person, especially not right now. " Um well, I guess so," said Lucius. "Great, come here then.." Lucius stepped in closer to Voldemort, and now both were touching faces. Voldemort leaned in and snogged Lucius. Lucius, not wanting to displease his master, snogged him back. It was wired Lucius was half discussed by it, and half enjoying it. " Haha" Voldemort pulled back from the kiss, "that was great. I never knew you were such a good kisser."
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Lucius woke up in a panic, he was sweating, and panting heavily "That was the scariest dream in the world." He rolled over and hugged his wife too him. But it wasn't his wife. He screamed. Voldemort was lying right next to him, glitter still covering his face. Voldermort rolled over " Good morning love, last night was....fun," he snickered.
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Sixteen year old Draco looked at his newly busted out father. Severus saved him from killing Albus Dumbledore, but not from Lucius. He retold what happened in the Tower, trying to take the blame off of him as must as possible.
“Incendio!” Lucius bellowed. A burst of fire engulfed Draco’s legs and he fell to the ground screaming.
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Draco hated his life and it all started with trying to please the man who called out the Dark Lord’s name as he shuddered in orgasm.
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I didn’t know why they hung around with me. I mean, they were Slytherins, I was a Ravenclaw. But they seemed to be drawn to my pale white ivory skin and waist-length dark chocolate hair.
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I wasn’t a Satan worshipper, and I was no emo. I just liked the colour black against my skin.
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“I mean, can you believe those pathetic excuses for humans thought to keep me as a servant? Thieving maggots tried to steal my mother’s jewellery, but I cursed their fingers off.” I cackled, everyone laughing with me.
“Is that what you call fun?” an angry male voice asked.
I turned around, and a guy’s chest was suddenly in my face. I looked up, and up and came face to…chin with…
Cedric Diggory. Phwoar… didn’t know he was this hot close up! He smelled amazing, like warm mint tea, and incense, and fire, also broomstick polish and sweet smelling conditioner.
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“Snotty girls like me?” I hissed at him. The anger was already bubbling up,
“Girls like me never had a chance to go to any proper school because they and their families have been hunted since they were born! And snotty girls like me had been whipped for magic they didn’t have any control over.”
There was no stopping it now.
“And snotty girls like me were starved for days and weeks on end because they had the nerve to try and run away. And snotty girls like me have been taken away from their parents, put into the care of Muggle filth and TORTURED EVERY DAY THAT THEY MANAGED TO SURVIVE!” I shrieked at him. Tears were dripping down my cheeks. His face was a frozen mask of shock. I pulled my hand back, and whipped it around again, directly going for his cheek and a ringing slap was heard all over the corridors.
He still did not move.
“How dare you hit him?” I swung round, just in time to see one of his fan girl followers running at me. I punched her.
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“If you ever,” I breathed, staring into his eyes, bloodthirsty as hell, “EVER DARE to insult me or my parents again, I swear I’ll kill you, pretty boy. You and your group of friends, your perfect life. Go to hell, you filthy piece of shit.” I snarled.
He leaned forward, his breath fanning over my face. It smelled irresistibly sweet and it made my mouth water. My eyelids fluttered, and then narrowed, I pushed him away, my handprint still visible on his face and it was already darkening into a bruise. His cheek was bleeding too, after I’d slapped him, I’d caught him with my nails. His shirt wrinkled, he nodded. As I turned to walk away, I heard him murmur in my ear, “I am sorry.”
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(the fic´s title)
Giselle Black... The character you never heard about in Harry Potter.
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He din't sign it, but she didn't care..... her car was ready for her!!!! Her custom designed, magically enhanced red Ferrari was waiting for her!
Last summer, Cornelius had pulled some strings to get her a license even though she was too young.
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She looked over to see Lucius Malfoy standing close by.
"Gissy, Mr.Malfoy is here to deliver your school supplies for Hogwarts.
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Cornelius had ordered a special garage built for her car at Hogwarts which made her happy.
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Because I knew how to use muggle electronic and deter the magical interference away from it, I thought of a CD player – one that could play MP3s. I enjoy music, especially from muggle singers and bands, such as John Farnham, Phil Collins, The Choir Boys and Icehouse.
Once again, as if knowing what I was thinking, CD player appeared upon the desk, beside the desk lamp that came with the desk when it appeared. Satisfied, I decided to check out my new wardrobe. I walked over and pulled the door open and my expression was full of surprise to what I was seeing. The wardrobe was a walk-in one all right, literally. Shoes were in their pairs and placed nicely in slotted shelves, robes and muggle clothing hanging up along the racks and I saw draws. I figured that was where my underwear was hiding.
I couldn’t help but feel a little like a princess, as I went to take a better look at my clothes. My original clothes were in here, but so were a whole lot of new ones that I had never owned in my entire life, but only dreamed. What girl hasn’t ever dreamed of owning something designer labelled?
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My heart fluttered a little just thinking about it. It hasn’t really sunk in yet, but I know that I am the wife of Severus Tobias Snape. It may not have been my choice, but I couldn’t help but feel lucky. Most girls my age are pretty much dying to look pretty and do all they can to make a guy notice them. Severus became my husband because my father had finally found a way for Severus to repay him.
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I didn’t bother about putting on any shoes after taking off my white wedding slippers as I wanted to know the feel of my new carpet under my bear feet.
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"I didn't know I was in this class either until two seconds ago. I was reading my schedule wrong," he said.
You loved it when he said things like that. You were really falling for him. Then you saw the teacher. No one else saw her. They were too busy talking. You walked over to the bird perch and picked the raven up. You got the attention of all the other students, and set the raven on the floor.
"This is our teacher," you said.
"Yeah right and this quill is my mother!" yelled Draco.
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The raven grew as big as a person and started growing people body parts. (no grossness intended) (seriously)
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"I have to ask a serious question," you said nervously.
"Ask away," she said.
"What does this mean?
This has been happening since I was nine.
I turn into a very fierce feline.
I am orange and have stripes.
I am a tiger," you chanted.
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"That is amazing!" screamed McGonnagol.
"Unveilio!" you growled and then turned human again.
"You are very talented Miss Chang," she said sweetly.
"That's the only animal I can turn into because its the form of my patronus," you said.
"Well, since you are much more advanced then any student I've ever taught, I will teach you my secrets," she said.
"Oh, thank you," you said graciously.
"Your welcome, you can leave now," she said.
"I can leave?" you asked.
"Yes, you don't have to sit through this boring lesson," she said.
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“Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement,” Dumbledor began, “we have a new student/professor coming to the school and she should be here.
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The common room was….loud. Dakota was able to hear fine, but the music was up quite loud and people were screaming and yelling with excitement.
She sat on a couch, plucking a guitar quietly. She sung the lyrics quietly, trying not to let her voice get carried away:
Follow me
For I am reaching out and giving you chance
My eyes will fade; my love with revolt
Take my hands
And follow me
Listen to me! (IM YOUR ONLY CHANCE)
Hear my calls! (JUST LISTEN)
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Even though she was an immortal, she could still sleep.

Thanks to:
shyfoxling for the V fic and the fic in which Hermione will never even be an acutance
lily_phoenix731 for Voldemort/Lucius fic and the abused!Draco fic

Part CCXXXI - holy crow

babb_chronicles — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:06:56 GMT

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Hello, my name is Harry Potter. Last week, I participated in the Hogwarts talent show, doing an impersonation of Michael Jackson. To my disbelief I won first place. I had spent weeks and weeks perfecting my dances. I thought that everyone in the Great Hall was going to have a heart attack when I finally took off the hat. What did they think, that all I was good for was killing Voldemort?
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“Yes, of course. And I was going to ask, what were you going to name the baby?”
“Uh, we were thinking about Stephen,” James jumped in.
“Ew. James, gross! Stephen is an old guy’s name,” Lily interjected.
“My husband’s name is Stephen,” muttered the young nurse angrily.
Lily retreated into her pillows and had an apologetic look on her face. “How about Harry?”
“Hmm.” James sat back into his chair, crumpling up the paper cup in his hand. “Simple, cute…. Easy to spell. Great!”
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They stumbled into Dumbledore’s office just as Dumbledore finished combing his beard.
“Ah, yes, Lillian and James Potter. James, I remember you, you nasty little mischievous boy.”
James laughed his manly laugh

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“She’s a Metamorphus. We’re going to interrogate her, sue her by means of her wand.” Albus stood, looking more serious than ever.
“No, Albus, you can’t do that.” Lily clutched her baby protectively.
“She deliberately delayed the birth so Neville would save the world. She changed the future, that’s a serious offense.”
“What’s your proof?” Lily released her tight grip on the baby and held him gently.
“Did she say, ‘Stop pushing’ in the middle of your birth?”
“Yes, but…”
“That’s it. You were supposed to push, Lily, that’s how you get the baby out.”
“I know that.”
“Let’s go interrogate that Healer!” James decided, getting to his feet.
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She stood in front of the mirror, making sure she looked just right. She shook her head to move her scarlet bangs from her eyes, her mid-back length, wavy, ginger hair sparkling as it moved gently, rippling down her back. Her eyes met those in her reflection, and she saw excitement shine in her large eyes, which were a swirl of blue-green with flecks of grey, brown and purple centering around her pupil.
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“Hello Hogwarts!!! We are the Royals Dance Crew. Before we get started, let me introduce you to the team!”
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“This is Daniel!” The girl said, watching Dan do the flares. He stopped, kicked up so he was back on his feet, struck a B-boy pose and walked back to the group. Another one stepped forward and removed their hood.
“Here’s Haley!” The girl had long black hair and fair skin. She did three pirouettes and jumped, landing in the splits, before returning to her friends. The audience cheered.
“Meet Rupert!” A boy with dirty blond hair stepped forward. He ran towards the Slytherin table, before turning right, running and doing a triple handspring across the stage.
“Here is Selena.” Another girl removed her hood. She had long brown hair and freckles. She did a 6 Step followed by several Air Flares before blowing a kiss to the crowd.
“Give a shout out to Tom!” This boy had dreadlocks and dark olive skin. He smirked at the crowd before starting out with an air walk and ending with a drill headspin. He got up, winked (at which point Rose was thinking “Good god, why does he always have to be like this?”) and took the mic from the girl, who walked to the centre of the stage, arms crossed.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you our leader, and your newest classmate. You’re very lucky to have her, we’re all gonna miss her. Here’s Rose!!!” Tom practically yelled into the mic. She took off the purple hoodie, revealing a blue T-shirt. She had long red hair and fair skin. She smiled and waved, before turning around. She did a backflip, followed by a back handspring, ending in the splits. Her group followed behind her and they did their end poses, followed by bright blue fireworks shooting out everywhere.
“It’s her! IT’S HER!!!” Blaise and Harry both hollered at the same time to members of there houses. Blaise was going ballistic, as were Fred and George. The lights came back on, and Dumbledore stood next to them, clapping his hands together.
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“What house are you in?” Someone yelled. Rose looked at Dumbledore, who nodded at her.
“Well, Professor Dumbledore asked me if I had a house preference, to which I said I didn’t really know much about the houses. We came to an agreement.” She paused, and looked at Dumbledore, nodding at him to continue.
“Miss Bellevoire will be staying in each common room for one week, before we will place the Sorting Hat on her head. The two of them will then decide where she will be.” Dumbledore finished for her.
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"What? what do you want? Sirius Black? womanizer entrrepeneur? i don't want to know you. i don't need to know you so..." i turned back to my work and after a while i started to become agitated, he still hadn't moved so,...
"So, Miss Black, what's your name?" i sighed and turned to him.
"Ebony. Ebony Black okay? and no, you can't make me Mrs Black or even make me say i am when slepeing with you. Just leave me alone okay?"
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Summary: The pink haired cousin of Draco Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, is transferring to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but not before attending the Quidditch World Cup.
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“Lord, if it would please you, I offer my services. My available womb, for example, my Lord.” Bellatrix said quietly, her eyes on the floor, bowing to Voldemort.
Voldemort smiled his cold, evil smile and spoke in his cold, high voice, “Yes, Bellatrix. I find those offers to my liking. Tonight, come back here at ten-oh-clock exactly. I will not except your offer if you are even a second late.”
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He closed his eyes which hid his emerald green eyes from the world. A sound, that could cause an orgasm by the way, reached his ears which caused him to shift in the cream colored couch. He opened his eyes when those sounds entranced him. His lover had a chocolate covered banana in his mouth – sucking and nipping the delicious treat.
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Once again karma played the bitch as he ever so slightly notice a black laced thong stuck out of those tight muggle jeans of Draco’s. The blonde moved the banana into his left hand and licked his right hand so it could once again be chocolate free. The blonde’s hips swayed as he took a bit of his treat, those eyeballs rolling to the back of his head in sheer pleasure. Harry swallowed a mouthful of saliva while nervously opening his bottled water.
The blonde’s gaze became seductive - the silver pools partially covered by the eyelids and were radiating pure lust and love, as he turned to face Harry. He purposely cocked his head to the side with that banana pressed to his lips muttering a ‘what’s the matter love?’ in a low purr. This caused Harry’s cock to twitch and beg to be in control over Harry’s brain. Harry, however, disobeyed his cock’s commands and quickly downed the ice cold water
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In the middle there was the now splattered chocolate covered banana whose chocolate dirtied the floor. He looked up at his lover and noticed that lower lip quivering with those eyes gleaming with the threat to cry. Instant jealously purged Harry’s system from all control.
‘How in the hell is that stupid fucking BANANA getting more worry from him then I do get on a daily basis?!’ Harry’s mind snapped while he glared the banana to another death.
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“I feel like Romeo and Juliet,” Emilie muttered as she sat next to Charles.
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James Harry Potter. My bestfriend since birth. He was already there, a built in mate if you will. He is tall around 6’2, hazel eyes, quidditch build and the messiest black hair you will ever see.
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Sirius is a damn good looking bloke too. He is same height as James with grey eyes if you think that it would look dull, think again. His black wavy MESSY hair falls just into his eyes. He just like James is also built.
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Now all that’s left it me. Xeomara Elizabeth Raes. I’m short and tiny and when I say that I mean short and tiny. I’m 5 feet tall and am lucky if I weight 110 pounds soaking wet. I have long dark brown hair(or black if you want because I mean really dark!) that falls in loose curls(naturally) to my waist. Big deep blue eyes or so I’ve been told. My whole family has been in ravenclaw for as long as anyone can remember. You see my family are decendents from Rowena Ravenclaw and Godric Gryffindor(as is james, so were distantly related somehow. I don’t really know.) So noone has been in gryffindor in my family except me(even though were related, weird I know.) And I’m aboslutely hated for it. My parents just like sirius’s are all going along with this bloke Voldemort about no muggle-borns, pure blood all the way. It bloody stupid. I’ve been beaten, straved, and treated as the family house elf since I came home that first christmas after the sorting(im sorry ive never told you this guys its embarrasing and you know I hate showing feelings.)
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‘Yo, Vol-diddy,’ said Ethelinda jokingly. Voldemort merely raised an eyebrow.
‘Go, daughter,’ he said. ‘I must speak with Marielle alone.’
Sullenly, Ethelinda nodded, slouching off to the First Living Room alone.
‘Marielle,’ Voldemort said crisply.
‘My Lord,’ Marielle replied. Voldemort’s expression softened at her words.
‘Please, call me ‘Tom’, my love,’
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“Have you ever heard of a Demaphim?” Albus looked thoughtful and shook his head.
“They’re a supposedly extinct being, part Vampire, part Demiguise and part what muggles would call Seraphim. They can control actions of others, turn invisible and amongst other things, fly.” She stopped to take a breath and cough out some ashes.
“Sir, form what I have read, if Harry was one, then if he did not want you to say anything about him, then he could control your speech and communication.”
Dumbledore let out a large roar with an excited expression on his face
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There was one memorable day that Harry came down for breakfast to see Severus sitting at the bar with a wetsuit half undone and eating a banana. There were many pale scars crossing his well defined torso. Harry was slightly surprised, he’d always thought of Severus been thin and not a muscle on him.
“Why on earth are you wearing that?” Harry asked, bewildered. Severus rolled his eyes.
“Have you seen the waves today? Pure heaven. Been out surfing since six.” Severus said in his Australian accent. He often did that much to Harry’s amusement.
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Harry turns around and is scared because he see’s the person behind him is draco, the guy he was just confessing his undying love for. dr draco how long have you been there
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All harry can think of is Oh my god he knows and he doesn’t love me back oh my god oh my god oh my god harry falls to the ground new tears falling to the ground
Draco moves in on harry and harry backs up into a wall dra dra draco what a are y you doing
Im trying to tell you how I feel about you harry I love you
Dr draco this isn’t funny stop trying to mess with me
Draco cups harry face and see’s harry just but keeps his hands where they are
Harry I LOVE YOU I really truly do
The then why do you only have sex with me then leave like it meant nothing. why was it before we had sex you would talk with me for hours why? Harry starts to sob again
Harry stop crying harry listen to me please just listen to me harry shakes his head but couldn’t because dracos hand was still holding his head still
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Draco flinches at what harry said when we kissed and had sex that first time I didn’t think it was mutrally that you were just frustrated and needed a partner so when we had sex a few more times it didn’t seem like it meant to you as mucha s it did to me and I just couldn’t satnd seeing you with other guys
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draco leans back in but instead of kissing hary and the lips he starts to suck on harrys neck he hears harry start to moan
Oh my god this feels so goodz harry wraps his arms around draco’s neck draco starts to move his way down harrys neck. Then he taste clothing. Draco growls at the offence piece of clothing.
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Draco captures one of harrys nipples and harry trows back his head and starts to moan really load
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Harry starts to make his way down draco’s chest licking and biting everywhere he could then he get up and moves draco to the edge of the bed and gets down on him knee’s and stares at draco till he looks at him and then lick the tip of his cock
Draco wants to trow his head back but cant takes his eyes aways fromt hose brilliant green eyes and watches harry lick and suck parts of his cock
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Ha harry im going to cum soon
Me me to
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Harry wakes up and stretches wow lost night was great he looks around and doesn’t see draoc anywhere and starts to panic and starts to cry again I knew it was to good to be true
Draco comes in with a tray full of food for them and see’s harry in a ball crying and drops the tray and runs to harry harry draling whats wrong are you okay
All harry does is wraps his arms around draco holding him tightly to himself I thought you left again and then I thought that it was a dream and it made me so sad I started to cry
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Harry I love you with all my heart and I will love you forever throught your nightmares draco saw harry flinch when he said that but continued on I will love you even if the hole world is aganst you draco has ron and mione puff up at the implication that they would ever be againt him harry I will love you if you feel you don’t deserve it I will love you through everything and it might be to soon for this he saw harry final could see where he was going and harry gasped and draco could see tears formingand got worried but went on harry will you please do the honner and marry me and make me draco malfoy-potter
Draco wait in suspence for harry to say somthi9gn but when he just stood there he got up and turned away because he was going to cry he satrtted to leave
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sorry harry but draco didn’t spend a penny on this it’s a heir lume he took it took and hour to find it in the room and draco whats with all those thinkgs in that room
Oh well its all theheir looms in our family he saw miones jaw drop holy crow seriously
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Madam Pomfrey did not look pleased but nodded. “Well, it would appear that you are two months pregnant, Mr. Potter.”
Harry looked at her as if he hadn’t heard her right. “What?”
“Your pregnant.” she repeated.
Harry looked at her and then Draco and began to cry. “Papa’s going to kill me...” he sobbed heart broken as Draco gathered him into his lap.
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“Harry, breath, it will be all right..” Sirius was getting worried.
“No, it won’t. I’m pregnant..” he looked at his Papa crying.
Sirius let go of him for a moment, pulled out of the hug to look at his face. “Who?” he asked softly his anger sufacing.
“Draco..” he whispered.
Sirius turned from being concerned to pissed without really knowing it. “After my warnings? After I told you to stay away?”
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Harry looked at him. “Why? What has Lucius done? I want to understand”
Sirius moved to sit on the sofa. “I was on your shoes, when I was sixteen, Harry.” he whispered. "The baby was Lucius'"
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“James’s mother healed me, but the damage had been done, I can no longer carry children.” Sirius whispered.
Harry looked at him crying. "Your parents allowed him to do that? They didn't care?" He whispered.
"I was a disappointment to my parents, and it was the law that if the parents of the unborn child were not going to wed, the paternal grandfather had the right to force an abortion
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We spent 4 hours straight shopping then we had lunch then we spent another 3 hours shopping. We bought a 4 poster crib which had a sleep spell on it so when you wanted your baby to sleep it would till you wanted it to wake up and it was big enough for three babies. It was ebony with silver drapes with matching blankets and pillows. It also came with a matching change table which was charmed to change the baby’s nappy for you. Then we bought a mountain of baby books and baby spells. Then we got high chair made out of silver and white gold. Then we bought mountains and mountains of baby clothes all black white silver pink gold red and purple, with booties that match each outfit. We bought a baby bath made out of onyx and mother of pearl with a baby hair brush made out of onyx with mother of pearl and diamonds and baby wash that never fan out that made my baby’s skin feel like satin. A bought a plush baby rug that was light lavender and silver. Then we went and got heaps of maternity clothes that actually looked good on me. Then we went to the toys that’s when Anna went nuts she grabbed every teddy bear on the shelves then she went to grab many other expensive baby play items.

Thanks to:
pica_scribit for the fic in which Harry impersonates Michael Jackson and the fic in which a healer deliberately delays Harry`s birth.

Part CCXXX - facing the interrogative moon

babb_chronicles — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:49:45 GMT

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“Hello Abi how was your holiday?” i asked as she bounced into my arms.
“It was great, Black, James and me spent lots of time playing quiditch in James’s garden, and Black was officially adopted by the potter’s. Ummm what else happened, oh i know Emma and Remus are going out now.” I smiled at Abi, she was around 5ft 5 and had very short brown hair, she had the shortest fuse ever and if you annoyed her you were better off dead, she was also obsessed with quiditch, she was a chaser on the Gryffindor team. She lived next to James and his family.
Hang on did i just call him James. OMG i did i called him James.
Of course you did, that is his name.
But OMG what is wrong with me, i think i’m going crazy.
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Calm lily, calm. Don’t panic. If you panic it gets worse.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! My life is going to end. I called him James in front of Abi, she’ll go tell Emma, Emma will tell Remus, Remus will tell James!!!! This is not good....
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I swear i have done this before.

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Maybe it was James??
It can’t be...OMG can it!?!
Will lily find out who that boy is? Is it James? So many questions you want to ask.
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“Hey....so are you ok” Ginny had said to fill the silence. “Yeah...I hope you’s all are” Harry had replied.
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“You really have a speciality of that curse Hermione” said Ron. They were all having yet another chat until everything went black but the blue-bells were still lit, but they all knew something was wrong. Very wrong.
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Hermione and Ginny both said at the same time whil still duelling the strong death eater Macnair “Stupefy”, it hit Macnair into the middle of his heart. Macnair was now nowhere to be seen. Ginny hugged Hermione so hard. After they let go, Fenrir and Rookwood stood up, cured from there curse and said a spell that Hermione and Ginny thought was funny “Periculam”.
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Her Patronus was a rabbit. It prounced all the way up to Rodolphus and blinded his sight.
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“Harry...Harry Potter, I finally have met you” Rodolphus had said. “You have seen me and tried to kill me too!” Harry said raising his voice.
“Harry the truth is that—“ Hermione had said, but Rodolphus had interrupted her. “I will tell him...the truth is that when I was about your age I lived in a small village right next to Bellatrix’s house and one night I went repairing lamps—“ Rodolphus was interrupted by Harry this time. “You, the evil monster, was repairing street lamps?”. “Can I please finsih( Harry had nodded and listened once again)...well while I was repairing the street lamps, Bellatrix Black had been walking down to were I was. The time she reached me she said If I would like to come over to her house for dinner, but I wouldn’t go out with her because all of her family had suppoted You know who and I said nicely no and then she got angry and ran into her house.
Harry looked over to Hermione and she gave him a slight nod. Harry looked back at Rodolphus and listened again. Rodolphus had said again “So, the next day I was cutting my grass until she had popped up again and said that I looked thirsty and she handed me a butterbeer so I drank it and then that was it, the next thing I know is that I’m back at Hogwarts, Im now 30 years old and I was a Death Eater!”. Rodolphus had finsihed talking and Harry had apologised to Rodolphus for yelling at him.
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Here I am again, sitting in the bathroom by the toilet puking my guts out. But does anyone come? Of course not! Not in this house. See I live with my cousin and her husband and kid. I’m pretty sure they hate me, but I have nowhere else to go so I stay. I mean I am only seven, though most would think I’m under five.
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I was suppose to be the Saviour of the wizarding world. Instead, here I was, mourning the death of the great Lord Voldemort. Yes, he was dying. I shocked the Death Eaters by kneeling down. Something clicked in me then. It wasn't ment to be like this. Seeing him lie there, defenceless, made me realize something. Voldemort watched me, eyes now open, when they were once closed. He didn't say anything, for, his breathing was harsh and short.
"Lord Voldemort." I whispered, moving closer. I wasn't afraid of him. No, not me. I was afraid FOR him. I didn't want him to die! Me and him could love so greatly, I just knew it. How dare others call him repulsive and ugly? To me, he wasn't the snake bastard anymore. He was an serpent angel, fallen from the heavens. A gift from Lucifer, no doubt.
Then, I did something so shockingly, those who were watching froze. I kissed the Dark Lord, Voldemort, Tom Marvolo(SP?)Riddle. Yes, I kissed him.
My soft lips pressed aganist his. When I pulled back, I could see the shock in his red eyes.
"Kill me now, Harry Potter." Voldemort rasped out. His eyes closed. I looked at him sadly. I couldn't kill him! He was my other half. No! Never, I would never kill him!
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Be immortal, I hissed in Parseltougne. Ah, the wonders parselmagic could do.
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I said the last two words in parseltougne. My tougne flickered out, so fast that nobody would be able to see but Voldemort. I could smell Snape's shock and anger.
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I turned towards the Death Eaters and bared my teeth. My fangs (Yeah, I was a vampire) gleamed in the moonlight.
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(the author’s notes)
This is my first fanfiction so be kind tell me what you think and give me some of your idears I really would like to know so review and tell if you like it i would like to thank walking-on-a-dream
for beta this story she beta what i sent her and the i had thought and add more so the end part might be a little rough but please tell me what you think
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6:00PM- Stair into space and wonder if life would be better if you died
11:00PM- Try to sleep
1:00AM- Wake up screaming soaked in cold sweat with word murder chanting in
my head
1:30AM- Go outside for a run to try and forget the nightmares
4:00AM- 100 Push ups and 100 sit-ups
5:00AM- Lie in bed thing of ways to die
That was Harry James Potters to-do list for the summer every day.
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The next morning Harrys Morning started the same as everyother he had now become so depressed that he was on auto pilot he had just come back from his jog and sit up and push ups he got a look at him self and he was looking pretty built from all the running and trainning and from the trainning in 4th year fom the Gobalt of fire his hair was short now then last year the biggest change was his eyes instead of last year when his eyes held some hope and life and love now they held that off some one the was empty that held no hope nothing but for one re head she could not take it anymore and she was to inform a man that she was about make 5 people pay for this and he was going to go with her and back her up with what ever she says or dose even if she has to use physical violance
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Notes: We wanted to do an age story but with R/Hr. So Ron is 25 and Hermione is 36. Go cougars!
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Hermione was at her desk, filling out some paperwork. She was thirty-six years old and had never been married. She knew she was pathetic
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"If two Ministry works, in the same department, were in engage in a sexual relationship. And one of them were in a high position of power, as long as both were willing and the person with more power didn't treat the one with less differently neither would get in trouble right?" Ron asked, his eyes on her lips.
"It depends on whether the one with less power is any good at pleasing the one with more power who is in great need of said act," Hermione said, looking at him, licking her fork.
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He face showed his innocents and his youth, but also masculinity and a passion.
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Ron moved and nuzzled her breasts and sucked on them as he grew closer. Hers were full and real he was betting too.
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Alrighty!
Okay, so, lemme explain a little bit first. Yes, this is a self insert fan fiction. And yeah, I know. Self inserts are like...uber gei, but this idea came about after a discussion with a close friend of mine. We were talking about how cool it would be to go to Hogwarts and what houses we would most likely be in and who we may be friends with. And he suggested that I write a fan fiction of all of us at Hogwarts for fun. So, I took the challenge!
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Olivia was 16. She was in fifth year. She had shoulder length, thick strawberry blonde hair with bangs that hung perfectly above her eyes. Her eyes. No one that she knew had eyes like hers. When she was happy, they were blue. When she was mad, they were green. Embarrassed or upset, they were gold. That wasn't the end of the rainbow that was her eyes but it was the main things that she felt. Except for when she was depressed, then they were brown.
She had a large chest, a slim waist, and wide hips. A very hourglass, womanly figure. She only reached a height of 5'1" and she was a little on the heavy side of that weight. Only by a little. She was around 120 lbs and she should have been 112 lbs. So what? All the weight was in her boobs and her ass. Something she wasn't proud of, but the guys liked it. Alot.
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The pointed part of the hat moved towards the older wizard. Olivia and Dumbledore were the only ones able to hear him.
"She's everything. She's brave like a Gryffindor, intelligent like a Ravenclaw, she's loyal like a Hufflepuff and she's sneaky like a Slytherin, no offense Olivia." he apologized.
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"You can't pick? Seriously?" Dumbledore asked.
"Seriously. The only way she's going to get a House is if you personally assign her one. Or give her her own one."
"I like the last idea. O.k. Olivia, your personalHouse will be Eximius. It's Latin for Extraordinary because you truly are an extraordinary young witch." Olivia blushed. "It's password will be Mirus, it means the same thing as Eximius. Don't tell anyone. It won't be finished tonight so you'll be staying in Gryffindor."
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Hermione enjoyed herself too - most girls do like to get to get 'all dolled up', and Hermione, for all her disgust with simpering bimbo witches, was no exception.
All this may be surprising to those who saw her in her later years, for Dark Lady Jane always had the reputation of being the best and most daringly dressed witch at any formal dinner or ball later on. Even her fighting clothes, the black tracksuits or army camouflage she would wear on the battlefield, often end ed up in the pages of witch's fashion magazines. Her infamy and strategic press leaks did more to make Muggle styles fashionable for the hip crowd than anyone in recent history, with the possible exceptions of John Castarioni and Lady Altair de Menezes. And Sasha Veranova, of course.
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But she did exchange more than a few words with Moron that night. Indeed, most historians consider it a defining moment, the start of the transformation of Hermione Jane Granger to Dark Lady Jane. It was the moment Albus Dumbledore - and many others - put her on his Possible Future Dark Sorcerers list. Most French feminists say it was the start of the Third Eurasian Revival of Witchcraft.
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8. Draco Malfoy, a proud Pureblood scion with very little to be proud about, correcly pointed out that under British law, a Mudblood who lost to a Pureblood in a duel would have her magic stripped from her.
9. Ginny returned with a very pale looking Moron. Potter trailed them both.
10. Potter tried to persuade Hermione to forgive Moron.
11. Hermione slapped Potter, who staggered back a couple of steps.
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14. Reluctantly, Albus Dumbledore cleared a space for the duel.
15. Hermione transfigured her elegant periwinkle blue dress to a comfortable loose-fitting periwinkle blue tracksuit. Many straight males became rather glad that they were wearing school robes, seeing as conservative Pureblood fashion didn't allow women to wear anything remotely interesting.
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Hermione shook her hair out, casting a spell to return it from a delicate coiffure to its normal wild self. A few muttered spells later, it was flowing back as if in a wind, sparks crackling as they emitted excess magic. An imposing sight that she would perfect in future battles, leading to one of her many titles - the Mudblood Medusa.
Potter, in the corner with the other Weasleys, was quiet. He occasionally touched his cheek as if to verify that his homework whore had really slapped him.
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After what felt like hours, the redhead was dry heaving painfully, and the duelling platform was covered with vomit.
Most bookies did not look pleased.
One of the Weasley twins was taking notes.
Jane stopped the torture of her former friend. Moron looked dazed, nauseous, covered in vomit, and terrified.
Potter looked furious.
Jane started chanting softly, swaying her body sinuously in time with the stanzas. Her irises vanished, leaving her eyes completely white and glazed over.
Dumbledore put his face in his hands.
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Moron's elongated (and very thin) penis continued to wrap itself around the terrified wizard. If he suffered from low self-esteem before, that was nothing compared to what he would suffer for the rest of his life. The rules said nothing about inflicting lasting non-physical damage.
Hermione's irises returned, though they were now a savage white contrasting against the black of the rest of her eyes. She looked at her opponent, as if for the first time, and a terrifying smirk found its way to her face. I had seen such an expression before, on a medieval Muggle painting of the Christian Devil as he led a herd of screaming humans to their eternal damnation.
Her right hand jerked, then thrust forward.
Moron's dick thrust forward into its owner's unwilling mouth. He desperately tried to keep it closed, but a clothes peg appeared on his nose.
For the next few minutes, we were treated to a new meaning of the phrase 'Go Fuck Yourself'. It was very informative, and chockfull of possibilities for anyone who wasn't a heterosexual male idiot.
Then the motion stopped. Slowly, Moron, still wrapped in cock, toppled over. And every wizard watching, including myself, winced and unconsciously moved our hands to our groin. Moron screamed as his body crushed half his penis.
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Odette Ivanjilinah Envy Neveah- Miko Valencia is a vampire Valkyrie. She can control air, earth, fire, water, and nuclear weapons except she can only control one of these each day and she never knows which one it will be.
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“Even in my dreams I am haunted by it all!” she wailed loudly to herself. She ran to the window. The highest window of the tower. And stood up on the ledge, her face facing the interrogative moon. It’s laughing face ridiculing her in all her terrible shame. She stood on the ledge, and leant over, slowly hoping gravity would do its business for her…
Harry was flying his Dart (the new broom of the season sent by Sirius in sixth year). He was doing back flips and twirls and he was prancing happily in the air away from Hogwarts.
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All of a sudden, he heared a beautiful voice of a girl in the distance, sobbing, crying. He was a brilliant flash of red in the window of a tower, and was entranced by it, and like a dart to a dartboard, a bull to a red cloth, he valiantly darted his broom in that direction.
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She drew her dagger, that she had getten from the caves of Norseway made by dwarves. It was a brilliant silver dagger encrusted with rubies and silver letters that didn’t say anything, they were just letters. She then grabbed it in a great fist and in a fit, she dug the tip into her wrist, and slashed sideways, over and over and over and over. She then got to work on the other arm, slashing side ways over and over and over until the blood was dripping down her voluminous crimson lace gown down to her ankles it dripped. Then, in a sudden dash, she lifted the knife high the air to the knife sky. Glaring at the moon, as if it were a person, she aimed the dagger at her neck, and sliced a deep cut against her protruding chest that represented self hate and despair of the soul. She gasped a tiny, baby like gasp, suddenly, realising that she wanted to kill herself over and over, but didn’t want to die. She would never be able to kill herself again once she was dead.
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Without a moments hesitation, he suddenly stared at the bundle of red flowing lace he had saved from death in his arm. What a beautiful fair, moonlit face she had! Those crimson stained lips, parting ever so gently in the moonlight, her flowing hair, enveloping them both, gently in the breeze like a veil. It smelled astonishing. He grabbed a handful and stroked it against his face. He could smell many wonderful things.
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While they were walking, people in the hallways gasped at Ivan’s beauty. Although she bled so much and was still healing from the scars she still looked amazing, ven in her ratty hospital gown, whose light colour was nothing compared to the lightness and purity of her skin.
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"Who do u love, me or that slut!?!" "i love u, Ginny and no one else will interfear with our love" Harry told her, trying to regain her trust "not even Hermione, Cho, or even you mother! I love you. Will you marry me?" Harry asked, his eyes desprete. Ginnny replied flatly,"What about Ron?" Harry pause a second and thought. "Who's Ron?" They then embraced each other. Ron, hearing this punched Harry right in the forehead, hitting his lightnig shaped scar. It seared with pain! He fainted at the sight of Ginny crying out, a green flash, and the shrill laugh of Hermione. Harry Potter was dead, because of his "best friend". About a hour later, Ginny couldn't bear it anymore! She murdered herself, as did Hermione for killing Harry. Right before each girl killed themselves, you would hear a "I LOVE YOU ,HARRY POTTER" and then a green flash of light - they were gone.

Thanks to:
pica_scribit for the fic in which Lily can`t stop panicking, the fic in which Rodolphus is so OOC he repairs streetlamps, the fic in which a young Sue pukes her guts out, the Voldemort/Harry fic, the fic with Harry`s to do list, the “cougar” Hermione fic and the “uber gei” author`s note.