Part CCXXXIX - he was tumors
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All write this is my first Harry Potter fan fic and I am really excited. A word of warning I am writing based on the movies not the books(I'm still reading). Another thing, Decora is a mary-sue because in my opinion Harry, Draco and Blaise are the hottest characters. Okay go ahead and read. Disclaimer:All the Harry Potters belong to J.K Rowling. I only own my mary-sue and the plot.
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She was obviously slytherin for her she wore their robes. She slowly walked toward Professor Snape as he spoke. “This is Decora Incendius,” Snape said.
*
Draco couldn’t concentrate. His mind was somewhere else, namely behind had never seen a slytherin girl with such grace.
*
He was Harry potter! Girls had always wanted him. So why did he all of sudden want a girl.
*
He should have known. Draco was the slytherin prince and Decora, the slytherin princess. How oblivious could he be? As he danced with Ginny he couldn’t help but look at her. She looked at home in his arms and she looked happy. They spun around in circles holding each other passionately. It sickened him. She was wearing a beautiful teal taffeta dress with layers at the bodice and light blue shoes. She looked like an angel in Harry’s eyes.
*
“If I tell you, you won’t judge me, will you?” Draco nodded solemnly. Decora sighed. “Technically, Harry Potter is…my half-brother,” Draco’s eyes widened in surprise. “Before Voldemorte killed Lily Potter he stole one of her eggs and… fertilized it.” Decora slid farther onto the bed and hugged her knees even tighter. “He kept me in a, in an orb of some sort. That expanded as I did. I guess you could say that I was an egg waiting to hatch. And just like any other baby it took nine months for me to hatch. When I did, Voldemorte planted the second to last Horcrux in me
**(link) (Pottersues report)
I found Ron with some other kid... OH MY DAYZ, IS THAT FREAKING HARRY POTTER?! I walked into their carriage and sat next to Ron.
"Hey Ron," I said smiling, then looking over at the kid I supposed to be Harry Potter.
"Oh my dayz, are you Harry Potter?" I asked the kid, he nodded then asked for my name - I answered with the obvious answer of Phoebe.
*
"This? Just some trick on Ron - we're going to send him some love letters, but we'll need your help. We need him to think it's in your handwriting, okay? But, you need to sign with some random like 'the cheese'. We just need to piss him off, alright?" Fred explained, waiting for my response.
*
"Yeah. Probably because I value my friendship with you more than pulling off some prank with them, Ron. Harry - you know that I barely know you but I really wanna know you real bad, right?" I said to them both.
"Yeah...OH MY DEAR GOD! HOGWARTS! WE'RE THERE!" Harry shouted.
*
"Like I said earlier, I'd devote my life to you - but right now I'd rather devote my love to you. Remember that, okay?" I said to him.
**
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(from the fic`s summary)
When Dally Darkblood, a vampire Ravenclaw, goes to Hogwarts, with her best fren, Edward Cullen, and then Hiei, things began to get intresting. Shadow the Hegehog comes and then Dumbleddore turns out to be not so good after ale. With the asstence of close friends and family and a lil wizard magic, Hogwarts will be sale fo the students once more..."
*
Dally looked into Drake’s eyes and saw that he cared, he was ful of compassion like a snake.
*
The three of them mated downstairs to Professors Macnoggle’s orifice and demanded an interview. She opened the dory to her chamber and said “Come in dearest stunts! What can I ass you in?”“We need to get a certain pedofile fired from this plays,” said Harry, “He tried to rape some students including me”
“Oh no don’t worry thought I will have it all took care of,” she said and bamfed them out.
*
“Dumbledore Is gay!” blarted Edword.
“Well students there is nothing wrong with bean gay,” he said, “I am bisexual myself.”
“No but he tried to FINGER US” said Draco, he turned blue a little because he was embarrassed. Draco is straight and it’s Adam and Steve not Adam and Steve.
*
Just then he pushed her against the Ravenclaw satellite and because to kiss her gastricly. She put her tongue in his mouth and felt his teeth. He cut his tongue on her fangs and the blood tripped down his chin… he was turned on by it and suddenly Dally felt something against her.
“Hiei is that your wand?” she asked.
“No… that is my penis, Dally…” he said.
“OMG you’re so huge! You’re like 6 inches!!” she shouted, gasping for breath.
“No I am 6 inches flassid, right now I have a bonner so I am 10 inches,” he said.
Della was at a lost for words. She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and it was her first time having a penis.
*
“Do you have a birth control?” asked Dally as he started to put it in.
“No… I didn’t think to bring somes.” He said frowning but he kept doing it.
“Hiei please I don’t want to have a baby… you can get pregnant even from your first time,” she said kissing him and moaning as he went faster and faster.
“It will be okay… you can just use your power to turn my cum into water and then it wont be babies,” he said as he started to tittyfuck her. Her boobs were huge so they could wrap them around his weiner like bumblebees.”
*
So they continued… but just from the first chreptar 1, Edward was watching from the darkness… he had used his vampire powers to turn into a bat and they didn’t notice him fly in.
HE was angry… he was tumors… he was so mad at both of them that he used his wizard powers to turn the water back into cum. He would have his revenge!!!
*
SO Edward came back to the room while the both of them was still humping and attacked Bella first.He sunk his teeth into her neck like the titanic and all at once she turned to stone. Dally grabbed Snape’s dick and threw it out the window, and then Link stabbed him through his heart and lungs.
*
But no one heard him over the sound of acne going on. Dumbledore knew how to excape however because he was a master of the escapes, and he clicked is heels together and said danished.
*
“It WAS you,” Dally insisted. She could not believe he was denying it.. they had sex a hundred times and she never had sex with any of the ones. “YOU CAME IN ME. I TOLD YOU YOU CAN GET PREGNANT EVEN FROM ANAL.”
*
“I did not have sex with Bally,” Edward said, “You can still be my fart”
Draco put Dally in a wheelchair, “Listen everyone I think we should put KTFD (Killing The Faggot Dumbledore) on hold because Dally’s water could beak any time and its important we send her to the hospital wins.”
*
“Listen… Dally… I need to talk to you about something,” Hiei said, sitting on the bed where Edward shat.
*
“Okay… are you ready, Hiei?” Edward said. He was kinda scared, it was a big step…
“Yes….. …. ….” Hiei said, “Ahem….. FUUUUUUUUU-“
“SIIIOOOONNNNN” said Edward
“HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” they said in unison
BAM! They mixed together to form…. PLATINUM BILLY!
It was Billy Martin (from Good Charlotte) with platinum blonde hair. “Omg…” said Sasuke, “That’s SO wrong… but sooo hot!”
Platinum Billy makes a face… “omg I feel so powerful…”
*
“What is a fucken faggots biggest weakness?” asked Shadow since he missed their talk already.
“Its gay anal surf,” answored Dally, “if they don’t take garyatric pills then if we put enough water in their ass their intenstines and stomach wil leak out…”
“It is a slow painful dead,” Sasuke continued…
“Because it will make youre eyes fall into your tonstils and it all falls out at the bottom,” Link finished.
“Oh is that because their asshoes are all loosened out from the sex??” Shadow asked. Link noddd. Link bachelors from college so he knew about priest. Sasuke was also a healer but not unlike as much as Link.
“So how ae we going to get that much water in his ass?” Shadow asked “We don’t have enough receptickles to put them in…”
“Platinom Billy has the power to shoot that out of his hans,” Lank expend more. “He little red and then it just kind of goes from there…”
*
“Listen everyone” he said, “We need to save Bella. Something horny has happened to her and it is up to us to save him!” Everyoned knotted. “But we need someone who is good with a sword…”
Hiei was good with a combat but he was feeling fangled from the sex he had with Dally (since there were no rules they had sex over one thousand times), so he did not raise is hands. In stead he deciphered to make a suggestion box.
*
“OH JESAS”, gasped Sasuke he has a weak stomach and pubed all over the already dead corpes. “WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THONG”
*
They took a day off of KTFD so they can give Shadow a pope buries. They didn’t put him in a koffin because it reminded Edward and Dally to much of bed and theyd get sleepy so they put him in a boat they took to Hogwarts and have him a Viking wedding. They set it on fire like how they died and sent him into the ocean where they ware mermaids. They all took a sec to say something in his salvation.
*
she was in her wheelcheese
*
Edward and Hiei watced as the baby suckled donut. “Hm baby isn’t liking the bottle” said Dally disappearedly, “Looks like I will have to feed breasts.” She pulled her boob out of the nightei and the boys jaws dropped off. “Don’t gawk!” she cried and pushed the door on them so they left… the baby didn’t like the milk bottles because he was a vampire and wanted to drink blood farm Dally’s tits.
*
“HUUUUU,” said Link
“HUUUUUUU” said Hiei
“HUUUUU,” said Sasuke
“HUUUUU” said Draco.
*
They rerunned back to Hogywarts by taking a patronis (Dally took a lion, Sasuke took a chimpansee, Hiei took a rollerbear, and Link took a horse.)
*
“FUCK YOU ALL” said Harry and flew away on his Broomstick. “Oh god dammit Hermione,” said Ron slapping her, “You fucking did it aging just like wane you confarted him about the needles…”
*
“Whats goin the fuck on in there??” said Dally ceriously… they peeed in the window to see Lupins naked body on top of Tonks. Her pubes were pink and his cock was extronomos because hes part werewolf. He rammered it inside of the pussy and then licked it up…
*
“oh tonks oh tonks,” said Lupin, “your pussy jucie tastes like juicy juice,” he said and lapped it up more. It was squirtling into his mouth like a super soaker clause he was good at gave blowjobs… then he got up and started giveng her the anals
*
Sasuke tucked its penis into his boxers so that it had was well hidden and counted to tell so he became flassid again and the Lupin forgot about it because Werewolfs have short term memary loss.
**
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Dear Professor Dumbledore (it read),
I have finally found, after years of worried serching, that you are the one that stole my two twins from me seventeen years ago. You gave them to two very different families under very different names to their true ones.
One was given to Arthur and Molly Weasley under the name of Ginerva Molly Weasley and the other to two muggles named Alice and James Granger as Hermione Jean Granger.
I have also ofund out that they both attend Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. They are in their 6th year and friends with Harry Potter. This does not mean I would ever harm my daughters. I have spent many nights worying about their whereabouts and safety.
I want to meet them at 10pm tonight at the Shrieking Shack alone. Only them. I have put up protective spells so I will know if it isnt just them. If they would not like to meet me please get them to write to me. I would never harm or use any type of spell ion them. They are my children. If you fail to mention it to them then I will tell them in person.
Lord Voldermort. Tom Riddle.
**
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But even after thinking so, not an emotion flew across her features; her heart shaped face, with short blonde hair surrounding it, square frameless glasses, and light blue eyes, with freckled cheeks, pale skin, and puffy lips. She merely sat there, eating her perfect toast and drinking orange juice to her heart's delight without any emotion.
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“I am a mind reader. No, I don’t use legilimency, Harry,” I said. “I’m a Menslector.”
“What’s a-“Ginny started.
“Menslectors can read minds without using magical energy.”
“Oh…
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“What prophecy?” I asked.
“The one about you,” he said with a sigh. “A dark beauty will save the day, by going back in time, to stop the one who’s feared by all before he gets a start.”
“What does that mean?” Harry asked. I stared at him.
“Dark beauty, that’s me,” I said.
“That’s vain, isn’t it?” Hermione asked.
“No. Hermione, my name means ‘Dark Beauty’. The rest is easy. If I go back in time, I can stop Tom Riddle before he becomes Voldemort.”
**
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Hermione came. His words sent her over the edge into a blissful orgasm, her juices running in tidal waves through her.
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At twenty two years old she had given up on a love life and was a self classified spinster.
**
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Lucinda saw on her mother with a lazy look. “My darling, you will spend the summer at a pure blood family, the Malfoy’s. They aren’t that good friends of our family, but we trust them. Cause me and your father are going to look on some monasteries.” Lucinda’s mother said. They may be Christian, but they didn’t react on the fight between Voldemort and mostly the rest of the wizard world. They had their head full of thinking about doing god’s purpose and trying to raise the perfect child that would when they had found the perfect one, let her live her life in a monastery.
*
"You want to tell me what he has done?" Draco asked. "I met him, in Knockturn alley. He saw on me, like a lion watches his pray." she explained.
*
Draco had told his father about Lucinda's problem, and Lucius got her in to the rehab right away. Not because he actually was a good guy, but because it hurted him deeply with drugs and he still badly hurted after the fact that his wife, Narcissa had given Draco drugs.
**
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Harry-Joe-Bob Greyback, formerly Harry-Joe-Bob Johnson, formerly Harry Potter, sat at the kitchen table mixing cornmeal for Hush Puppies.
*
And being pregnant, he couldn’t use magic. Harry felt like a big, sweaty, pregnant pig. No, a whale. A sweaty, pregnant whale… Did whales sweat? Okay, a sweaty, pregnant pig-whale.
*
Harry was dressed for comfort. He was the epitome of ‘barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen,’ if he did say so himself. He was even wearing dungaree overalls that were big enough to stretch over his heavily pregnant belly. Screw anyone that laughed at him. He’d sure let his husband maim them.
*
A couple seconds later, Fenrir strode into the kitchen, a large smile on his face. Though as soon as he saw Harry, standing at the counter sobbing and with cornmeal smeared on his face, the smile dropped, fast as all get-out.
“What’s wrong, Sweet Pea?”
weepingcock that spotted the probably enormous troll fic featured in this batch.(link)
All write this is my first Harry Potter fan fic and I am really excited. A word of warning I am writing based on the movies not the books(I'm still reading). Another thing, Decora is a mary-sue because in my opinion Harry, Draco and Blaise are the hottest characters. Okay go ahead and read. Disclaimer:All the Harry Potters belong to J.K Rowling. I only own my mary-sue and the plot.
*
She was obviously slytherin for her she wore their robes. She slowly walked toward Professor Snape as he spoke. “This is Decora Incendius,” Snape said.
*
Draco couldn’t concentrate. His mind was somewhere else, namely behind had never seen a slytherin girl with such grace.
*
He was Harry potter! Girls had always wanted him. So why did he all of sudden want a girl.
*
He should have known. Draco was the slytherin prince and Decora, the slytherin princess. How oblivious could he be? As he danced with Ginny he couldn’t help but look at her. She looked at home in his arms and she looked happy. They spun around in circles holding each other passionately. It sickened him. She was wearing a beautiful teal taffeta dress with layers at the bodice and light blue shoes. She looked like an angel in Harry’s eyes.
*
“If I tell you, you won’t judge me, will you?” Draco nodded solemnly. Decora sighed. “Technically, Harry Potter is…my half-brother,” Draco’s eyes widened in surprise. “Before Voldemorte killed Lily Potter he stole one of her eggs and… fertilized it.” Decora slid farther onto the bed and hugged her knees even tighter. “He kept me in a, in an orb of some sort. That expanded as I did. I guess you could say that I was an egg waiting to hatch. And just like any other baby it took nine months for me to hatch. When I did, Voldemorte planted the second to last Horcrux in me
**(link) (Pottersues report)
I found Ron with some other kid... OH MY DAYZ, IS THAT FREAKING HARRY POTTER?! I walked into their carriage and sat next to Ron.
"Hey Ron," I said smiling, then looking over at the kid I supposed to be Harry Potter.
"Oh my dayz, are you Harry Potter?" I asked the kid, he nodded then asked for my name - I answered with the obvious answer of Phoebe.
*
"This? Just some trick on Ron - we're going to send him some love letters, but we'll need your help. We need him to think it's in your handwriting, okay? But, you need to sign with some random like 'the cheese'. We just need to piss him off, alright?" Fred explained, waiting for my response.
*
"Yeah. Probably because I value my friendship with you more than pulling off some prank with them, Ron. Harry - you know that I barely know you but I really wanna know you real bad, right?" I said to them both.
"Yeah...OH MY DEAR GOD! HOGWARTS! WE'RE THERE!" Harry shouted.
*
"Like I said earlier, I'd devote my life to you - but right now I'd rather devote my love to you. Remember that, okay?" I said to him.
**
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(from the fic`s summary)
When Dally Darkblood, a vampire Ravenclaw, goes to Hogwarts, with her best fren, Edward Cullen, and then Hiei, things began to get intresting. Shadow the Hegehog comes and then Dumbleddore turns out to be not so good after ale. With the asstence of close friends and family and a lil wizard magic, Hogwarts will be sale fo the students once more..."
*
Dally looked into Drake’s eyes and saw that he cared, he was ful of compassion like a snake.
*
The three of them mated downstairs to Professors Macnoggle’s orifice and demanded an interview. She opened the dory to her chamber and said “Come in dearest stunts! What can I ass you in?”“We need to get a certain pedofile fired from this plays,” said Harry, “He tried to rape some students including me”
“Oh no don’t worry thought I will have it all took care of,” she said and bamfed them out.
*
“Dumbledore Is gay!” blarted Edword.
“Well students there is nothing wrong with bean gay,” he said, “I am bisexual myself.”
“No but he tried to FINGER US” said Draco, he turned blue a little because he was embarrassed. Draco is straight and it’s Adam and Steve not Adam and Steve.
*
Just then he pushed her against the Ravenclaw satellite and because to kiss her gastricly. She put her tongue in his mouth and felt his teeth. He cut his tongue on her fangs and the blood tripped down his chin… he was turned on by it and suddenly Dally felt something against her.
“Hiei is that your wand?” she asked.
“No… that is my penis, Dally…” he said.
“OMG you’re so huge! You’re like 6 inches!!” she shouted, gasping for breath.
“No I am 6 inches flassid, right now I have a bonner so I am 10 inches,” he said.
Della was at a lost for words. She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and it was her first time having a penis.
*
“Do you have a birth control?” asked Dally as he started to put it in.
“No… I didn’t think to bring somes.” He said frowning but he kept doing it.
“Hiei please I don’t want to have a baby… you can get pregnant even from your first time,” she said kissing him and moaning as he went faster and faster.
“It will be okay… you can just use your power to turn my cum into water and then it wont be babies,” he said as he started to tittyfuck her. Her boobs were huge so they could wrap them around his weiner like bumblebees.”
*
So they continued… but just from the first chreptar 1, Edward was watching from the darkness… he had used his vampire powers to turn into a bat and they didn’t notice him fly in.
HE was angry… he was tumors… he was so mad at both of them that he used his wizard powers to turn the water back into cum. He would have his revenge!!!
*
SO Edward came back to the room while the both of them was still humping and attacked Bella first.He sunk his teeth into her neck like the titanic and all at once she turned to stone. Dally grabbed Snape’s dick and threw it out the window, and then Link stabbed him through his heart and lungs.
*
But no one heard him over the sound of acne going on. Dumbledore knew how to excape however because he was a master of the escapes, and he clicked is heels together and said danished.
*
“It WAS you,” Dally insisted. She could not believe he was denying it.. they had sex a hundred times and she never had sex with any of the ones. “YOU CAME IN ME. I TOLD YOU YOU CAN GET PREGNANT EVEN FROM ANAL.”
*
“I did not have sex with Bally,” Edward said, “You can still be my fart”
Draco put Dally in a wheelchair, “Listen everyone I think we should put KTFD (Killing The Faggot Dumbledore) on hold because Dally’s water could beak any time and its important we send her to the hospital wins.”
*
“Listen… Dally… I need to talk to you about something,” Hiei said, sitting on the bed where Edward shat.
*
“Okay… are you ready, Hiei?” Edward said. He was kinda scared, it was a big step…
“Yes….. …. ….” Hiei said, “Ahem….. FUUUUUUUUU-“
“SIIIOOOONNNNN” said Edward
“HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” they said in unison
BAM! They mixed together to form…. PLATINUM BILLY!
It was Billy Martin (from Good Charlotte) with platinum blonde hair. “Omg…” said Sasuke, “That’s SO wrong… but sooo hot!”
Platinum Billy makes a face… “omg I feel so powerful…”
*
“What is a fucken faggots biggest weakness?” asked Shadow since he missed their talk already.
“Its gay anal surf,” answored Dally, “if they don’t take garyatric pills then if we put enough water in their ass their intenstines and stomach wil leak out…”
“It is a slow painful dead,” Sasuke continued…
“Because it will make youre eyes fall into your tonstils and it all falls out at the bottom,” Link finished.
“Oh is that because their asshoes are all loosened out from the sex??” Shadow asked. Link noddd. Link bachelors from college so he knew about priest. Sasuke was also a healer but not unlike as much as Link.
“So how ae we going to get that much water in his ass?” Shadow asked “We don’t have enough receptickles to put them in…”
“Platinom Billy has the power to shoot that out of his hans,” Lank expend more. “He little red and then it just kind of goes from there…”
*
“Listen everyone” he said, “We need to save Bella. Something horny has happened to her and it is up to us to save him!” Everyoned knotted. “But we need someone who is good with a sword…”
Hiei was good with a combat but he was feeling fangled from the sex he had with Dally (since there were no rules they had sex over one thousand times), so he did not raise is hands. In stead he deciphered to make a suggestion box.
*
“OH JESAS”, gasped Sasuke he has a weak stomach and pubed all over the already dead corpes. “WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THONG”
*
They took a day off of KTFD so they can give Shadow a pope buries. They didn’t put him in a koffin because it reminded Edward and Dally to much of bed and theyd get sleepy so they put him in a boat they took to Hogwarts and have him a Viking wedding. They set it on fire like how they died and sent him into the ocean where they ware mermaids. They all took a sec to say something in his salvation.
*
she was in her wheelcheese
*
Edward and Hiei watced as the baby suckled donut. “Hm baby isn’t liking the bottle” said Dally disappearedly, “Looks like I will have to feed breasts.” She pulled her boob out of the nightei and the boys jaws dropped off. “Don’t gawk!” she cried and pushed the door on them so they left… the baby didn’t like the milk bottles because he was a vampire and wanted to drink blood farm Dally’s tits.
*
“HUUUUU,” said Link
“HUUUUUUU” said Hiei
“HUUUUU,” said Sasuke
“HUUUUU” said Draco.
*
They rerunned back to Hogywarts by taking a patronis (Dally took a lion, Sasuke took a chimpansee, Hiei took a rollerbear, and Link took a horse.)
*
“FUCK YOU ALL” said Harry and flew away on his Broomstick. “Oh god dammit Hermione,” said Ron slapping her, “You fucking did it aging just like wane you confarted him about the needles…”
*
“Whats goin the fuck on in there??” said Dally ceriously… they peeed in the window to see Lupins naked body on top of Tonks. Her pubes were pink and his cock was extronomos because hes part werewolf. He rammered it inside of the pussy and then licked it up…
*
“oh tonks oh tonks,” said Lupin, “your pussy jucie tastes like juicy juice,” he said and lapped it up more. It was squirtling into his mouth like a super soaker clause he was good at gave blowjobs… then he got up and started giveng her the anals
*
Sasuke tucked its penis into his boxers so that it had was well hidden and counted to tell so he became flassid again and the Lupin forgot about it because Werewolfs have short term memary loss.
**
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Dear Professor Dumbledore (it read),
I have finally found, after years of worried serching, that you are the one that stole my two twins from me seventeen years ago. You gave them to two very different families under very different names to their true ones.
One was given to Arthur and Molly Weasley under the name of Ginerva Molly Weasley and the other to two muggles named Alice and James Granger as Hermione Jean Granger.
I have also ofund out that they both attend Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. They are in their 6th year and friends with Harry Potter. This does not mean I would ever harm my daughters. I have spent many nights worying about their whereabouts and safety.
I want to meet them at 10pm tonight at the Shrieking Shack alone. Only them. I have put up protective spells so I will know if it isnt just them. If they would not like to meet me please get them to write to me. I would never harm or use any type of spell ion them. They are my children. If you fail to mention it to them then I will tell them in person.
Lord Voldermort. Tom Riddle.
**
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But even after thinking so, not an emotion flew across her features; her heart shaped face, with short blonde hair surrounding it, square frameless glasses, and light blue eyes, with freckled cheeks, pale skin, and puffy lips. She merely sat there, eating her perfect toast and drinking orange juice to her heart's delight without any emotion.
**
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“I am a mind reader. No, I don’t use legilimency, Harry,” I said. “I’m a Menslector.”
“What’s a-“Ginny started.
“Menslectors can read minds without using magical energy.”
“Oh…
*
“What prophecy?” I asked.
“The one about you,” he said with a sigh. “A dark beauty will save the day, by going back in time, to stop the one who’s feared by all before he gets a start.”
“What does that mean?” Harry asked. I stared at him.
“Dark beauty, that’s me,” I said.
“That’s vain, isn’t it?” Hermione asked.
“No. Hermione, my name means ‘Dark Beauty’. The rest is easy. If I go back in time, I can stop Tom Riddle before he becomes Voldemort.”
**
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Hermione came. His words sent her over the edge into a blissful orgasm, her juices running in tidal waves through her.
**
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At twenty two years old she had given up on a love life and was a self classified spinster.
**
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Lucinda saw on her mother with a lazy look. “My darling, you will spend the summer at a pure blood family, the Malfoy’s. They aren’t that good friends of our family, but we trust them. Cause me and your father are going to look on some monasteries.” Lucinda’s mother said. They may be Christian, but they didn’t react on the fight between Voldemort and mostly the rest of the wizard world. They had their head full of thinking about doing god’s purpose and trying to raise the perfect child that would when they had found the perfect one, let her live her life in a monastery.
*
"You want to tell me what he has done?" Draco asked. "I met him, in Knockturn alley. He saw on me, like a lion watches his pray." she explained.
*
Draco had told his father about Lucinda's problem, and Lucius got her in to the rehab right away. Not because he actually was a good guy, but because it hurted him deeply with drugs and he still badly hurted after the fact that his wife, Narcissa had given Draco drugs.
**
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Harry-Joe-Bob Greyback, formerly Harry-Joe-Bob Johnson, formerly Harry Potter, sat at the kitchen table mixing cornmeal for Hush Puppies.
*
And being pregnant, he couldn’t use magic. Harry felt like a big, sweaty, pregnant pig. No, a whale. A sweaty, pregnant whale… Did whales sweat? Okay, a sweaty, pregnant pig-whale.
*
Harry was dressed for comfort. He was the epitome of ‘barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen,’ if he did say so himself. He was even wearing dungaree overalls that were big enough to stretch over his heavily pregnant belly. Screw anyone that laughed at him. He’d sure let his husband maim them.
*
A couple seconds later, Fenrir strode into the kitchen, a large smile on his face. Though as soon as he saw Harry, standing at the counter sobbing and with cornmeal smeared on his face, the smile dropped, fast as all get-out.
“What’s wrong, Sweet Pea?”