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The Post-Explosion Fake Jobs of the LinkedIn Apocalypse Now Have Some Sort of Radiation Sickness
The situation on LinkedIn now resembles
Apr 14
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We Are Saddened To Report That LinkedIn Has Exploded
There's no more business or job -- thank you!
Mar 8
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Film School Featurette: Five Nights at Freddy's 2
Welcome back to film school! And that IS a threat!
Dec 12, 2025
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We Are Saddened To Report That LinkedIn Has Exploded
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The Terrain on LinkedIn Remains Desolate
Feb 15, 2025
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The Terrain on LinkedIn Has Become Desolate
Oct 11, 2024
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The Terrain On LinkedIn Is The Ground Is Opening Up And Turning Into a Mouth And Eating Job Seekers
Aug 10, 2025
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I became obsessed with people replying to KFC on F*cebook
May 25, 2025
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the great tea kettle mystery of 2023
Aug 20, 2023
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Somebody wrote a script about the radioactive Walmart shrimp
And everyone is already saying that this is the script that will fix Hollywood forever?
Aug 20, 2025
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The Terrain On LinkedIn Is The Ground Is Opening Up And Turning Into a Mouth And Eating Job Seekers
It's worse than desolate at this point – the jobs are actively trying to eat us alive.
Aug 10, 2025
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Return of the Loud Loliday (2025)
And now, the tradition of I physically can't get through this day without writing one of these
Jul 4, 2025
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I became obsessed with people replying to KFC on F*cebook
The villagers are upset!!!
May 25, 2025
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Film School Featurette: Deep Rising (1998)
Hello class! Your fucking teacher is back! It's me! Sit down. Thank you.
May 10, 2025
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Lois & Clark, the 90s TV Show About Superman, Predicted Our Current Presidential Trajectory (Sort Of)
The year is 1997, H.G. Wells is a time traveler, and Superman is stuck in a cube inside of a time vortex.
Apr 3, 2025
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I Watched "The Gorge" and Had Some Sort of Bizarre Mental Break
And now I will figure out what happened in real-time as I write this. Thanks for listening.
Mar 5, 2025
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