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Dear World: My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Died

What do you do with your time when you only have 1 tsp. of energy per day to give???

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Dear World: My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Died

What do you do with your time when you only have 1 tsp. of energy per day to give???

Dec 9, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: You Were Born to Be a Lightning Rod

A love letter to the people who cannot stop reinventing themselves

Nov 17, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: Why Does Everything Have to Be "Worth It?"

Withdraw me from Performing Competence 301

Nov 3, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: Being an Adult is Largely a Very Long Game of Trying to Not Get F*cked Over

See also: doors are expensive! So is being a giant p---y.

Oct 21, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: If You're Thinking About Giving it All Up to Do Something Different, *This is for You*

What would you choose if "applause" were no longer a priority?

Oct 19, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: Sometimes "Making It" Can Feel Dirty

The unexpected side effects of learn how to make your own money

Oct 17, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: The Internet Has Chlamydia Again

What happens when everyone sleeps with the same "how-to" writing strategy

Oct 15, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: I’m Not Answering My Phone

Call it boundaries. Call it wellness. Just don’t call me.

Oct 13, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: I Have Been Baptized in Glitter and Bacon Grease

A lesson in owning your vibe—taught by a woman in sequins at 9am.

Oct 12, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: I Think I Gaslit Myself Into Productivity

And honestly? It worked.

Oct 9, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: Are You High? (And Other Things I've Been Wondering About Life)

Also, is being 40 supposed to be this expensive?!?!?!?

Oct 8, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

Dear World: Nobody Has Time to Do Laundry When You're Busy Making Yourself Come...Alive

That last word there is important

Oct 6, 2025 • Ash Ambirge

TRAILER PARK GIRL EATS WORLD

TRAILER PARK GIRL EATS WORLD

Essays about food, culture, class, and the awkward art of belonging. With author Ash Ambirge.

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Dear World: My 92-Year-Old Neighbor Died

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