Listens: My sore throat.

God damn it!

As I haven't updated in a while, this seems just as good a comeback as any:

I got acrylic cat claws today which are badass. I just forgot and tried to pick my nose.

Fucking OW.

(Stop your judgment on the nose picking. Everyone picks their nose. I don't care who you are. Fucking Queen Elizabeth picks her nose. If you do it in private with a tissue on hand, I could give a shit. You can totally judge me for being a tard though. That's cool.)

Okay. See you in another 6 months.

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