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Archwinger has finally finished a book!
Jan 2 • Archwinger
Men don't read!
And other nice things women say.
Jan 15 • Archwinger
Chapter 3 - Gabriella
In every chapter, there are three stories: What's happening in the present, Archer's nostalgic story about a girl, and the actual story you catch…
Jan 13 • Archwinger
Dates are a screening tool, not a romantic event
The more you have to sacrifice to see her, the less she likes you
Jan 10 • Archwinger
Chapter 2 - Kimberley
The final draft will probably be about 50k words, unless I cut a whole bunch. There are 14 chapters currently, but one or two of them may get split into…
Jan 8 • Archwinger
Men parent with logic, women with intuition
In fact, replace the word "parent" with any word you'd like
Jan 6 • Archwinger
Chapter 1 - Kathy
The current working title is "The Ballad of Archer Wood" (the name of the main character), which is lame and not punchy and will probably change
Jan 2 • Archwinger
Treat a woman exactly as well as she deserves - NEVER ANY BETTER
If you're too nice, she feels guilty and will make you pay!
Dec 25, 2025 • Archwinger
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