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The Tale of the Great Re-Route
How road construction turned into a reconsideration of routine—and also Slim Jims
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Running out of Time
On reading, cruel calculations, and learning to value what little remains
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My Favorite Books of 2025
If you care what one weird short guy thinks, then this is the year-end list for you!
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Frasier's Darkest Moment
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Forgetting How to Walk: The Self-Consciousness Shuffle
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The Heat Lamp and the Stairwell
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The Strange Relief and Rest of My Aching Skull
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The Tragedy of the Great-Grandma Bowl Cut
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Sweaty Jeans and Dusty Boots: Finding Fun Again
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The Body-Snatching of the Customer Service Reps
On social performance and its discontents
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An Ode to a Good Neighbor
Umbrellas, lost cats, and some guy who happens to live some place
Dec 3, 2025
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The Gleaming Golden Glorious 100th Edition of Worthless Trash
Some thoughts on flossing.
Nov 19, 2025
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The Misery and the Triumph of Parallel Parking
A tale of humiliation and glory on the roadways
Nov 12, 2025
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The Idea Notebook
In praise of pens, paper, and jotting
Nov 5, 2025
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Four Years at the Jump Scare House
A Halloween tale of pounding hearts, trembling chins, and scaredy pants
Oct 29, 2025
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Reading Dracula in the Laundry Room
A tribute to literary memories
Oct 22, 2025
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5 Eerie Novels to Enliven Autumn
Halloween approaches, and with it the time for literary frights.
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An Ode to My Old Stupid Phone
I miss you, Ricardo.
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