urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aperfectthird i can never leave the past behind Percy I. Weasley 2012-01-09T04:30:20Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aperfectthird:2053 2012-01-09T03:41:02Z 2012-01-09T04:30:20Z <small>[There's a bit of shaking as Percy fiddles with the phone, getting it in place, and then he appears in frame, peering at it cautiously. When he's certain it's settled, he sits at the desk he's charmed the phone to float in front of, folding his hands on the top. His suit is impeccable: clean, perfectly pressed, tie straight, shirt spotlessly white. His hair, too, is gelled within an inch of its life, and he is, by all appearances, the perfect young professional.]</small><br /><br />Good afternoon, residents of the City. My name is Percy Weasley, and I am looking for a gainful employment during my stay here. I am a very organized, detail-oriented, hard worker, with experience in international cooperation as well as working directly with one of the top government officials in Britain. I am an excellent editor and transcriptionist and I have an unmatched mind for rules and regulations. My CV is available on request. Allow me to assure you that if you hire me, you will be getting the very best employee. I look forward to hearing from you.<br /><br /><small>[A brief smile and a brisk nod, and he ends the transmission.]</small> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aperfectthird:1050 2011-12-18T18:54:41Z 2011-12-18T18:54:41Z <small>[The feed opens quite abruptly on a young man looking into the device with a combination of consternation and confusion. A finger appears and taps on the screen, then the view promptly swings around to a pair of perfectly polished dress shoes. The view shakes for a moment before coming back to Percy's face, brow still furrowed.]</small><br /><br />Oh, I think it's one of those communication devices - felly - no - telly - telephones? Is it on? <br /><br /><small>[He speaks loudly now.]</small><br /><br />Hello?! Can anyone hear me?<br /><br /><small>[Beat. He looks worried, biting his lip, then squares his jaw, thinks for a moment, and continues. His tone is firm and authoritative, though those who know him well might be able to spot a very fine thread of fear running through it.]</small><br /><br />If anyone can hear me, then I demand safe passage back to England immediately. I am employed by the British government and I guarantee that the Minister will not be pleased to find I have been taken. <br /><br />I await your response.<br /><br /><small>Now how do I turn this off?</small>