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I Spent 24 Hours Straight On the NYC Subway!
Plus! Third Anniversary Issue!! Eric Adams Poll!!! Special Subscription Discount!!!!
Sep 30, 2024 • Anne Kadet
The NYC Snack That Ate My Lunch!
Plus! Protein cage match!! Bodega worker predictions for 2026!!!
Jan 12 • Anne Kadet
New Yorkers Reveal: Bonkers Gifting Fantasies!
Plus! 2025's best and worst!! The real-life Café Anne!!!
Dec 22, 2025 • Anne Kadet
Meet the Man Spending $28k on Substack Subscriptions!
Plus! Bagel declarations!! Jake Rich is Moving On!!!
Dec 15, 2025 • Anne Kadet
I Found It And I Ate It—NYC's Worst Bagel!
Plus! CAFÉ ANNE holiday swag!! Bagel stats!!!
Dec 8, 2025 • Anne Kadet
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Life Advice from NYC Chess Hustlers
Apr 2, 2022 • Anne Kadet
What it's Like to Be (Very) Rich in NYC!
Sep 9, 2024 • Anne Kadet
I Wear the Same Thing Every Day and I Love It!
Jan 15, 2024 • Anne Kadet
How to Deal With People Who Talk and Talk and Talk and Talk
Jun 17, 2024 • Anne Kadet
The Secret Wire Around Manhattan
Plus! Turkey Poll! Too much the thank yous!!!
Nov 24, 2025 • Anne Kadet
I Survived the Museum of Interesting Things!
Plus! Jake answers reader questions!! New Jerseys of the World!!!
Nov 17, 2025 • Anne Kadet
What it's Like to Live in Times Square!
Plus! A petting zoo proposal!!
Nov 10, 2025 • Anne Kadet
Meet New York’s Most New York Newspaper!
Plus! Funeral Cookbooks!! Items of Interest!!!
Nov 3, 2025 • Anne Kadet
The Battle of New York's Viking Cafés!
Plus! A dog run tale!! Pumpkin spice gone wild!!!
Oct 27, 2025 • Anne Kadet
I Found It and I Ate It—NYC's Worst Pizza!
Plus! NYC's best pizza neighborhoods!! World records palooza!!!
Oct 13, 2025 • Anne Kadet
Running in Circles for 3100 Miles!
Inside the world's longest, strangest footrace
Oct 6, 2025 • Anne Kadet
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