Brit Speak Cheat Sheet

A language resource for Americans in British fandoms (such as Sherlock :-)


Brit Speak Cheat Sheet


The following is my attempt to track and remember to use the British equivalents for various terms and expressions that come up when writing fic in the Sherlock fandom. It is not anything like comprehensive and I expect there are plenty of mistakes. PLEASE HELP IMPROVE IT! Comment with additions, corrections, what-have-you. Rants, pet peeves, all welcome :-) Also links to anything like this that already exists.

Links:
sh_britglish
British to American
British slang
Americanisms
Britishisms
Explanation of doctors in the army in Britain:
Part 1
Part 2

links to more resources

Note: Many of the terms on the 'American' side are also used in Britain. They are listed to provide Americans other options for British terms.

AmericanEnglish
General grammar/phrases
gottengot
a couple thingsa couple of things; a few things
(go to/at) the hospital(go to/at) hospital (no 'the')
go do (something)go and do (something); go to do (something); do something (leave out 'go')
On the weekendat the weekend
Spelling/related words
-or (color, flavor, etc.)-our (colour, flavour, etc.)
-ize (recognize, realize, etc.)-ise (recognise,realise, etc.)
-er (center, theater)-re (centre, theatre)
airplaneaeroplane
counterclockwiseanti-clockwise
programprogramme
ad, advertisementadvert
tontonne
fetusfoetus
pedophilepaedophile
encyclopediaencyclopaedia
pajamaspyjamas
whilewhilst or while
amongamongst or among
whinewhine or whinge
normalcynormality
accountingaccountancy
Household/buildings
apartmentflat
studiobedsit
projectscouncil estates
first floorground floor
second floorfirst floor
drivewaycarriageway
realtorestate agent
for rentto let
Kitchen
stovehob
counterwork top
refrigeratorfridge
napkinserviette
garbagerubbish
trash canbin
dumpsterskip
Bath
bathroomloo
restroomtoilet, Ladies/Gents
washroomcloakroom
toilet paperloo roll, bog roll
bathtubbath
washclothflannel
Tylenol, acetominophenparacetamol
band-aidplaster
Bedroom
nightstandbedside table
comforterduvet
closetcupboard
linen closetairing cupboard
crashkip
cribcot
Main
living roomsitting room
flashlighttorch
televisiontelly
tv showprogramme
vacuuminghoovering
advice columnagony
Dear Abby (advice columnist)agony aunt
Clothing
sweaterjumper
pantstrousers
zipperzip
flyflies
vestwaistcoat
undershirtvest
garterssuspenders
suspendersbraces
shorts (underwear)pants
pantiesknickers
sneakerstrainers
soccer cleatsfootball boots
cleatsstuds
ballet flatpump
pumpcourt shoe
custom-made, tailor-madebespoke
Food
cookiesbiscuits
candysweets
dessertpudding
puddingcustard
french frieschips
potato chipscrisps
picklesgherkins
sodapop
soda watersoda
Jellojelly
jam, jellyjam
pie: US usually sweetUK usually meat
sausagebanger
eggplantaubergine
expirationexpiry
Out and about/shopping/recreation
sidewalkpavement
elevatorlift
call upring
cell phonemobile
go shoppinggo to the shops
convenience storenewsagents
stand in linequeue, stand on queue
bills (cash)notes
storeshop
shopping carttrolley
grocery bagscarrier bags
self-checkoutchip-and-PIN machine
ATMcash point
barpub
moviescinema
rain checkput off; postpone
bachelor partystag do
bachelorette partyhen party
strollerpram
fanny packbumbag
soccerfootball
vacationholiday
Transport
transportationtransport
public transitpublic transport
subwaytube
cabtaxi
taxi drivercabbie
driver's licensedriving licence
hoodbonnet
trunkboot
trucklorry
gaspetrol
gas pedalaccelerator
blocks[not used]
traffic circleroundabout
highway, freewaymotorway (M-#)
State Route (highway)A roads (A-###)
2-lane roadsingle carriageway
4-lane roaddual carriageway
drivewaydrive
fire truckfire engine
Medical
clinicsurgery
templocum
EMTparamedic
ER (emergency room)A&E (accident and emergency); casualty
911999
psych filepsychiatrist's notes
psych evalpsychological evaluation
injured peoplecasualties
Planned ParenthoodMarie Stopes
private insurancefree: NHS; dental/optometry still cost
US public insurance: Medicare for the elderly, Medicaid for the poor
People
mommummy, mum
dudebloke
buddymate
chickbird
hot (good-looking)fit
transientrough sleeper
bumtramp
retireepensioner
Senior citizen, elderlyold people
lawyer/attorneysolicitor – office/legal papers
lawyer/attorneybarrister – appears in court
co-signerco-signatory
redheadginger
Insults
make fun oftake the mick(ey)
stupiddim
pretentiousponce, toff
jerkberk, prat, git, numpty, twat, twit
assblighter, bugger, tosser, wanker
homophobic insultspouff, bender
crazy (as an insult)nutter
Expressions
periodfull stop
fixed/arrangedsorted
get pissed (angry)go spare, lose your rag
mess (this room's a mess)tip
heyoi
not OKnot on
like/good atkeen
like/has hots forfancy
pleasedchuffed, well done up
Sex terms
buttbum
assarse
ballsbollocks
kissingsnogging
jack off wank
knock up get pregnant
have sex shag
fannybutt
pussyfanny
Swearing
shitshite or shit
crappyruddy
shittybloody
yanking someone's chain taking the piss
Miscellaneous
aluminum aluminium
filenotes
mailpost
School
mathmaths
ballpoint penbiro
eraserrubber
promformal dance/ball
studyrevise
Police
carry gunsdo not carry guns
bullet-proof vestsstab vests
police departmentpolice station
More info on UK Police
Legal
tax break for married peopleno tax break
broadcast tv funded via adstv requires paying your licence
civil union or same-sex marriagecivil union legal
permitted in a few states
dog tagsIdentification discs (returned upon discharge)


Notes on British Education:*
Primary (4-11): infant (4-7), junior or middle (7-11)
Secondary (11-16 or 11-18): Last two years are not compulsory; often called sixth form (lower and upper). They can be done at the same secondary school or at college. I believe this when the A-levels are done.
There are also grammar/comprehensive systems but I don't have details.

University
First class, 2.1 and 2.2 degrees are with honours. e.g. BA Hons, BSc Hons etc.
A "pass" is an ordinary degree without honours. Some universities grant Starred Firsts to outstanding students. A "double first" can refer to first-class honours in two separate subjects, e.g., Classics and Mathematics

Cambridge and Oxford have many terms specific to their university/colleges.

Undergraduate (bachelor) degrees normally take 3 years (4 in the US).
Masters degrees normally take 1 year (1 or 2 in US).
A PhD takes 3-4 years of full time study.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_undergraduate_degree_classification

Medical Education
The first medical degree is called MB/ChB (Bachelor of Medicine and Surgery). This is a five year degree that you begin straight from high school. Although it's not a doctorate, you can call yourself "Doctor" once you get it.

MD is a post-graduate degree, equivalent to a PhD in other fields. Watson might have one (the original Study in Scarlet was subtitled “Being a Reprint from the Reminiscences of John H. Watson, MD, Late of the Army Medical Department”) but he wouldn't need one.

He would, however, need to be at least an associate member of either the Royal College of Physicians (RCP) or the Royal College of Surgeons (RCS). The former is more likely for the simple reason that he still calls himself "Dr" - for historical reasons, when you gain full membership in the RCS you drop the "Dr" and go back to being plain "Mr"/"Ms" -- regardless of how many doctorates you also hold. British surgeons wear their "Mr" as a badge of pride, and can actually get quite offended if you call them "Doctor".

*These notes are taken from comments that I lost track of :(

See comments on this post below for much more information, clarification, discussion of regionalisms, etc.

Regarding regionalisms: I made this post because I am in the Sherlock fandom, so the focus is on terms that those characters would use. They are mostly white males in their 30's to 40's, living in London, with a range of class backgrounds from working to upper. People with details about how any Sherlock characters would speak are welcome (including older women like Mrs. Hudson, or any of the range of minor characters)! As is anybody with info about Brit-speak anywhere; just know that if your comment is more about speech in another part of Britain, or what is now in use among young people (for example), I may not add it to the list. Also, it's hard to put in a lot of detail and context in the list, so information along those lines can be found in the comments below :-)

Thank you all commenters for helping grow the list and make it accurate! I plan to continue updating the list with your additions, even if it take me a while to get to it :-)