"Pirates of the Caribbean" is a totally fun mindless summertime popcorn movie. I enjoyed it a lot more than "Matrix Reloaded" or "Hulk".

Johnny Depp still rocks.

And I could go on yet another hysterical rant here about people who -will- -not- -shut- -up- while watching movies in a theatre, but being that we were at the opening night of a movie starring the screen's two "dreamiest" heart-throbs at the moment and then had the misfortune to be sitting in front of a row of teenybopper girls, I think I'll give up and say having to put up with all those squeals, jibbering and giggling for the Elfboy were pure bad luck and being in the wrong place at the wrong time and let it lie.