In Which The Witch Doctor is in
[Video | English]
So I was thinkin', Discedo, what time a year is it? Sniffle season. Worst time a year, right? Right. Well I jus' happen t'know a little rune magic, fancy stuff y'know?
[He has a marker in one hand, where he got it, who knows. Probably rifled through one of the stores earlier in the week. It's a nice purple color. Also a tattered book of ruled paper, half the pages are torn, but still usable.]
'Ere I'll show ya one I like t'use myself t'keep away the flu an' shit durin' this time a year.
What... what are you talking about?! [A wild Hanna voice from off camera, the ginger he's warned everyone about before.] Worth?
Shut up Hanna I'm busy. [Grumbles and waves a hand to shoo him away, then he's grabbing the ruined notebook to hold the marker at it.]
Get somethin' t'write with. Anythin' that makes a mark will work, pen, crayon, fuck got paint? That'll work too. Jus' write what I write, but on a part a yer body. Yer hand will do. If ya REALLY want it t'work write it as best ya can on yer forehead.
[And he'll start writing something out... P... E... N... the number 1 and the number 5. PEN15. He'll turn the paper around to show the communicator.]
...! No no, now wait a minute!
I SAID I'M BUSY! BUZZ OFF. [He may be chucking a My Little Pony at Hanna. Don't ask where he got it fromKnowlton.]
Now jus' make sure it looks jus' like this, won't work if it doesn't. It'll take 'bout five minutes fer it t'set in an' work. Ya might feel a little tingly.
[And he'll grin big... and wonder how long it takes for all the gullible people who actually did it to realize what they wrote on their hands/foreheads.]
THAT'S NOT HOW RUNES WORK, WORTH!
(ooc: ... I forgot to put that the orange is Hanna. This is what happens when I post at like 2 in the morning.)
So I was thinkin', Discedo, what time a year is it? Sniffle season. Worst time a year, right? Right. Well I jus' happen t'know a little rune magic, fancy stuff y'know?
[He has a marker in one hand, where he got it, who knows. Probably rifled through one of the stores earlier in the week. It's a nice purple color. Also a tattered book of ruled paper, half the pages are torn, but still usable.]
'Ere I'll show ya one I like t'use myself t'keep away the flu an' shit durin' this time a year.
What... what are you talking about?! [A wild Hanna voice from off camera, the ginger he's warned everyone about before.] Worth?
Shut up Hanna I'm busy. [Grumbles and waves a hand to shoo him away, then he's grabbing the ruined notebook to hold the marker at it.]
Get somethin' t'write with. Anythin' that makes a mark will work, pen, crayon, fuck got paint? That'll work too. Jus' write what I write, but on a part a yer body. Yer hand will do. If ya REALLY want it t'work write it as best ya can on yer forehead.
[And he'll start writing something out... P... E... N... the number 1 and the number 5. PEN15. He'll turn the paper around to show the communicator.]
...! No no, now wait a minute!
I SAID I'M BUSY! BUZZ OFF. [He may be chucking a My Little Pony at Hanna. Don't ask where he got it from
Now jus' make sure it looks jus' like this, won't work if it doesn't. It'll take 'bout five minutes fer it t'set in an' work. Ya might feel a little tingly.
[And he'll grin big... and wonder how long it takes for all the gullible people who actually did it to realize what they wrote on their hands/foreheads.]
THAT'S NOT HOW RUNES WORK, WORTH!
(ooc: ... I forgot to put that the orange is Hanna. This is what happens when I post at like 2 in the morning.)