If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. Simon Cowell Next Quote We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable. - Simon Cowell Previous Quote If we had to choose one American Idol to go out to dinner with, it would be Fantasia. There are no airs and graces about her... I like her. - Simon Cowell