This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the toilet at six am while youre holding a pile of fingernail clipping like a Santeria priestess.
Tina Fey
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And when she her daughter one day turns on me and calls me a
Bitch in front of Hollister
Give me the strength Lord to yank her directly into a
cab in front of her friends
For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.
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Almost everyone first realized they were becoming a grown woman when some dude did something nasty to them. ...It was mostly men yelling shit from cars. Are they a patrol sent out to let girls know theyve crossed into puberty If so its working.
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