I have a Waiter theres a hair in my soup dance. It involves platform shoes a mustache and a hair net. Jarod Kintz Next Quote Last night the secrets of the universe were revealed to me and they had nipples. - Jarod Kintz Previous Quote What more proof do you need to illustrate how America is the land of the free than the fact that the US has the highest incarceration rate in the world - Jarod Kintz