Be the cheeseburger youve always dreamed you could be. Thats the advice Id give to any hamburger running for political office.
Jarod Kintz
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Have you ever wanted to be somebody else Today I fantasized about being my own identical monozygotic twin. How cool would that be I could both be me and yet be someone completely different.
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I want to learn the language of the sun and burn Agathas eyes out with my love poems.
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