Youll know the economy is dead when industry stops and escalators turn into stairs. Thatll be the day slinkies take over the world.
Jarod Kintz
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The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isnt going to rise up against capitalism and consumerism. The only time theyll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom or grab more beer.
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A brick could be used as a flotation device if youre Michael Phelps and dont need it.
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