I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. Mitch Hedberg Next Quote I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. - Mitch Hedberg Previous Quote I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg