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Never Kiss a Krampus: A Cozy Holiday Monster Romance (Wrong Move, Right Monster) Kindle Edition
A desperate shop keeper. A very grumpy Krampus. A Christmas miracle?
Noelle Green needs a miracle. The town of Mistletoe Hollow is being devoured by a Grinch-like developer, and her beloved Christmas shop is next to the list. Fueled by peppermint schnapps and desperation, she performs a ritual for Yuletide aid.
She gets a miracle, all right—just not the kind she expected. She accidentally summons a Krampus, all towering muscle, wicked horns, and glowing eyes. Bound to her until Christmas, Bastian is ancient, annoyed, and very sure she owes him for dragging him across realms.
Noelle's attraction to her grumpy, imposing house guest is as undeniable as it is terrifying. But between magical punishments, enchanted tinsel, and kisses that melt snowflakes, this holiday season is about to get very, very naughty.(This sweet and spicy holiday tale is intended for mature readers.)
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateNovember 30, 2025
- File size2.5 MB
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Product details
- ASIN : B0G3Y87SN5
- Accessibility : Learn more
- Publication date : November 30, 2025
- Language : English
- File size : 2.5 MB
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 322 pages
- Page Flip : Enabled
- Part of series : Wrong Move, Right Monster
- Best Sellers Rank: #24,164 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #71 in Christmas Holiday Romance eBooks
- #84 in Holiday Romance (Books)
- #219 in Magic Romance eBooks
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USA Today bestselling author Honey Phillips writes steamy science fiction romance about hot alien warriors and the Earth women they can’t resist. From abductions to invasions, the ride might be rough, but the end always satisfies.
Honey wrote and illustrated her first book at the tender age of five. Her writing has improved since then. Her drawing skills, unfortunately, have not. She loves writing, reading, traveling, cooking, and drinking champagne - not necessarily in that order.
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- Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2026Format: KindleVerified PurchaseA stern Krampus, a sweet shop owner, and a Christmas shop/home in need of saving? Yep, I'd read that.
If you like your holiday season as a blend of Old World and Hallmark mixed with tension, tinsel, a dash of tantalizing spice, and aaalllll the feels, this is THE book.
I added this to my top 5 books to read during the holidays. Every. Year.
Oh, and yes, he brings his switch.
- Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2026Format: KindleVerified PurchaseThis book was light hearted and funny at times and darker at other times. I enjoyed it but felt like it could have had more to it plus some parts I just didn't like. It was imaginative and interesting and I thought the chains were a cool idea. I liked that the town got together and did everything to save things. It was overall cute and I enjoyed it and made me laugh at times.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 13, 2025Format: KindleVerified PurchaseLove the chemistry the characters have. They are adorable an have the right amount of spice. Story it cute an made me go one more page, an I found myself one more paging till I was at the end.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2025Format: KindleVerified PurchaseWhat a fun book - new twist on the old World Krampus tales. Great characters and banter. Just enough spice.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2026Format: PaperbackVerified PurchaseA great read for the holiday season! I loved it!
- Reviewed in the United States on January 22, 2026Format: KindleVerified PurchaseEasy read, cute characters. 3.5 stars due to inconsistencies. Like one second she's wearing a skirt, the next she'd wearing jeans. Overall enjoyable.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2025Format: PaperbackVerified PurchaseIt's going to make you cry and laugh and remember Christmas is joy the characters are wonderful 👍
- Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026Format: KindleNoelle had a Christmas store in a town that was losing its spirit, and she was close to losing her store. She got a little tipsy one night and called for help; she got a Krampus. She really didn't know what to do about him, but she was stuck with him until Christmas Eve.
Bastian wasn't happy about being called by her, but had to work with her until Christmas Eve. They did sort of work together. She got to keep her store, the town got its spirit back, and Bastian got his love. It was a fun read.





























