where is there a liberal i can yell at for this?

allagainst @ 2011-03-25T04:20:00

2011-03-25T08:20:13Z

there is nothing here. i promise.

allagainst @ 2010-09-09T03:33:00

2010-09-09T07:33:41Z

BTW STILL NOT OVER THIS.

2010-03-14T15:21:46Z

I SHIP IT LIKE FUCKING BURNING, OH SWEET DEAR BABY JESUS.

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2009-06-29T06:15:03Z

02:09 I demand Jane Lynch in more epic roles.

02:10 And less ugly mean little girls. Wtf. This movie blows.

02:20 Oh no tweens kill them with fiyah

15:04 OH GOD BILLY MAYS THEY GOT YOU TOO?

15:05 RT @whosmurry: I FULLY SUPPORT #CAPSFORBILLYMAYS. BRILLIANT TRIBUTE.

15:15 GOD BLESS YOU, BILLY MAYS. tr.im/q548

16:27 RT @staci_louise: "SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN GOD JUST BOUGHT MORE OXYCLEAN THAN HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH" #CAPSFORBILLYMAYS

20:59 ILU BEYONCE

21:01 oh hay jay z

21:15 Joe Jackson can fuck off.

21:15 RT @NotNotoriousBIG: who brang out boyz II men?

22:03 Back to VH1 classic. THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEEEEL

00:08 Patricia Heaton is a fox. I miss Back to You :(

00:14 Holy hell. I have 31 episodes of Young and the Restless saved on my dvr.

00:38 I just reached level 25. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

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2009-06-28T06:15:03Z

02:23 Um. How hot is THIS? tr.im/pX2p

02:35 I think its about time to watch the Notebook again :|

02:49 I like the use of the term 'bum fuck, egypt' used in any sense. I do not like asking to ride out there at four in the morning.

05:49 Damn dirty hippies tr.im/pXF8

17:13 Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Michael Jackson - 104. Sick Puppies - 10. Grateful Dead - 9. bit.ly/QkEF

18:58 MSNBC is FUCKING KILLING ME

00:19 Finally watched Mall Cop. How mindnumbing and cute! I kinda love Jayma Mays.

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2009-06-27T06:15:03Z

03:52 Cheaterssssss

03:58 Joey Greco is such an awesome guy. Joey don't take your jacket off for that bitch.

04:15 I hate when they fucking put Hoosiers on the news

10:31 I like how babyfied I am. I woke up because my nose was bleeding and the first thing I did was go MOMMYYYYY :( :( :(

10:32 And now I feel sick, lol

11:37 No @anamariecox tonight? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

11:39 Yeah, this feels like food poisoning. Maybe I shouldn't have made that marshmallow cream/peanut butter concoction last night. Oy.

11:39 RT @anamariecox: Whew. MSNBC canceling all regular primetime programming tonight. Headed home to tend to Hank, who has a cough.

11:47 THANKS PAULA. THAT TWEET WAS NEEDED TO GET ME THROUGH THIS TIME OF NEED.

11:52 RT @writesfortea: @anamariecox can you sub instead of Alison Stewart at least ONE night next week? please?? your fans are saddened today :(

12:03 I have a feeling that MSNBC isn't going to be showing shit about Michael Jackson, but that could be because I'm starting to get offended.

12:04 Then again, that could also be the food poisoning.

12:05 Shamon!

12:21 In other news, where are those pictures @WillAtWork promised?

12:23 Oh shit Mac and Billy are gettin' it on. DAMN MAC GET IT GURL.

12:23 LMAO CHLOE. PERFECT TIMING.

12:24 Lmao Billy's about to take her head off. #yandr

12:28 I don't understand what's going on with Adam. Wasn't he just nailing old ugly girl a few weeks ago?

12:31 I just reached level 24. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

12:49 I'm at that point where I want to punch everyone in the face, so I think it's time to go back to sleep.

17:16 WTF with that I love you Dre tag. If we aren't talking about DR DRE then it's completely irrelevant.

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2009-06-26T06:15:03Z

01:23 "A boy I went steady with in sixth grade" LMAO. Use of the term steady ftw

01:27 I LOVE that he was crying in Argentina. WEEPING COCK.

01:32 LMAO PORN MUSIC. WAKA CHICKA.

02:00 TELL HER I SAID HI

02:46 Does anyone remember a game on old school Nintendo that was about like, flying airplanes?

02:46 but they were like old timey Red Baron airplanes

05:00 This totally makes me happy. tr.im/pHoz

15:33 Farrah died DDD:

16:50 OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON

16:55 This day FUCKING BLOWS

17:24 Just so you fucking haters know, nothing was ever proven. So whether he did it or not, you can sincerely fuck off.

17:24 Right now is not the god damn time.

17:57 Rest in Peace, man. | Michael Jackson "Man In The Mirror" ♫ twt.fm/176152 #twtfm

18:11 'nother great one | Michael Jackson "The Way You Make Me Feel" ♫ twt.fm/176195 #twtfm

18:28 In other news, I have blue gatorade and its delicious

18:29 RT @McFiery: I guess I'm gonna make a beat for the late great MJ... He had problems..like all of us..he was human..like all of us!

18:31 WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? JEFF GOLDBLUM?

18:32 Keith's voice is very soothing in this time of need

18:36 Al Sharpton is giving me chills

18:41 Ebony and Irony. KEITH SHUT UP LMFAO

18:47 A little sad that Farrah isn't getting any attention :(

18:51 Is it selfish of me to think that Keith looks so damn good in that vest?

18:57 LOL Keith was that your phone? Put that shit on silent, son

19:00 He was planning a comeback tour with 50 shows :(

19:05 FUCK OFF PEREZ YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

19:09 Oh fucking christ, MTV. Fucking killing me.

19:14 Gotta get stoned for this shit.

20:22 Its funny because Keith hates Twitter

20:54 MSNBC PLAYING MAN IN THE MIRROR I JUST LOST IT OMG

20:55 Omg, my mom.

20:56 We had the DVR rewinded so as I went to fast forward she goes "Where's Rachel?" "It got cancelled." "You'd think she'd be on with Keith."

22:59 Just joined in in a rousing chorus of Ebony and Irony. Thanks Keith.

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2009-06-25T06:15:04Z

04:44 Just secured a safe house in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

05:56 I like how I took 200 caps from @maddow's podcast from last night. Fml what am I doing with them? Who wants?

06:30 Oh sweet fancy moses my stomach is trying to claw its way to the outside I am dying wtf

15:55 RT @roomerholmes: @sarking @zestylime AMC will be GUEST-HOSTING MADDOW on FRIDAY! pass it on. // Its becoming more canon by the day.

16:26 Tweety's about to lose his damn mind

16:26 ~coulda had it all~

16:27 I saw this coming a mile away. Sanfordtina just LOOKS like the kind to disappear for three days and cheat on his wife.

16:28 And all of these fuckers, Ensign, Sanford, are no longer allowed to talk shit about gay marriage.

16:28 Those are good boys...like Sanford is a good, god fearin' man?

16:34 Oh good, Jenny Sanford is also a stupid bitch. Classy.

16:38 RT @GStuedler: Who needs Y&R when we got Sanford and Ensign?// I disagree until said senators start talking to invisible asshole chipmunks

17:00 A ~geographic~ revelation to us all. Sanford is a douche, I'd be lying if I said this didn't make me happy.

17:01 Lmao, Ed is killing it tonight

17:03 He spent a day in Argentina crying? From his dick, maybe.

17:04 Ed Shultz is my new tv boyfriend. Haters to the left.

17:09 RT @BrnEyeSuss: When will Joe and Mika's affair become public? // I ship it so damn hard

17:09 LOL THIS GUY CALLING ED OUT. ED, SLAP THIS BITCH.

17:10 OHHHHSHIT

17:11 Ed just handed you YOUR ASS, bitch.

17:11 Spitzer is irrelevant because, uh, he's not in charge anymore.

17:12 TELL 'EM, ED.

17:12 Conservs think it's a happy day when this happens to liberals, so why the fuck not?

17:13 I'll send you an email, Ed Shultz. You'll be my new baby daddy.

17:17 Noraaaaaaaah. Hey girl hey.

17:22 Okay I'm bored with Ed. Who wants to talk about boobs?

17:25 Ed is kind of a dick, lolol

17:27 Our Gooooooood is an awesome God he reigns from heaven above

17:27 *waits for a million rightwing biblenut followers*

17:31 RT @zestylime: @pineapplecakes with wiiiiiisdom power and love our god is an awesome gooooooood~ // GLORY HALLELUJAH

17:39 RT @fakerahmemanuel: Q:What's dumber than cheating on your wife while in office A: Going to Argentina every time you want some fucking pussy

17:46 This seems fitting somehow: Sick Puppies "You're Going Down" ♫ twt.fm/174696

17:57 If you're going to have an affair, do it in a classy way where you never get caught. Laura Roslin didn't.

18:13 Also, I broke down and watched TB's season premiere. Michelle Forbes being a fierce bitch is epic (just not on BSG)

18:22 I just reached level 23. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

18:45 RT @jimmyfallon A woman in Oklahoma was arrested for prostitution after agreeing to be paid for her services with a case of Frito-Lay chips.

18:46 RE my last tweet: Someone forgot to put @propernice back in her cage, god damnit.

19:12 RT @impeachmybush: Please, oh please @pineapplecakes please start cradling the two magnificent parts of you. I'd jizz in my pants.

19:47 Krandal, if we end up sleeping together, you should know that I'm a man that likes to be held.

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2009-06-24T06:15:02Z

01:28 #intervention I've never seen Candy cry before, and I was completely moved by her telling Gabe this

04:49 Watched about seven episodes of Intervention on the DVR. Will be be catching @maddow podcast.

04:54 #intervention Candy is totally my favorite interventionist, she's definitely the HBIC

05:36 #maddow Lmfao: On one side we've got John McCain, his best friend forever Lindsey Grahm | THIS

23:20 #rescueme "Hey Tom, it's Archie Bunker on line two for you."

23:24 #rescueme "Stop trying to sound like Issac Hayes when you're standing here looking like the lost retarded Huxtable kid."

23:25 #rescueme "And thank you for the stuff we have and for Brett Farve getting traded to the Jets." How all prayers should end.

23:28 #rescueme If you see a drunk Irish man wandering around, its just my friend Tommy.

23:29 #rescueme Tommy took off his pants omg

23:38 #rescueme TITTY TWISTER WHAT. Sheila is crazy I love her sfm

00:04 LMFAO Letterman. "Give it a squeeze? That's what she said."

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2009-06-23T06:15:03Z

06:04 Oh so sleepy. I plan on being out for a while :D

19:16 RT @trekkerguy Someone just made a great point, is Perez Hilton now a Homophobe? :O

19:59 Damn its @maddow time already?

20:26 #bandb LMAO Owen is gonna be Nick's new daddy. PUSHING SHIT OFF THE DESK.

21:53 #bandb RIDGE IS A POPPER LMAO

00:09 I just reached level 21. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

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2009-06-22T06:15:02Z

02:32 The Grass Roots "Live For Today" ♫ twt.fm/168129

02:58 Me and @UltraDowney gonna have moofie time :)

04:03 "here comes Marshall with his bomb." @ultradowney completes me.

04:12 I definitely downloaded the TRMS app on an itouch that isn't my own. Spreading the @maddow word and that's wassup.

04:41 He! I officially love this app more than life!

04:44 Of course I'm the dirty hippie and @ultradowney is the love sick druggie.

04:47 I'm on a love walk. A June Carter love walk.

07:59 On my local Fox affiliate, they constantly play the Family Guy mocking Billo clip. Beautiful.

19:23 tr.im/pgP1 HEAVEN: I AM IN IT

19:32 I'm so very much against hunting, but god damnit, I love me some Deer Hunter

21:13 I said a brat beef kielbasa hot smoked sausage chedderwurst.

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2009-06-21T06:15:02Z

03:46 "okay scully and mulder, care to explain this x file?" #nannyFTW

05:14 Skeeter bites :((

06:01 Today Show Weekends: In which Amy Robach wears pea green suits and Lester looks generally creepy. Heaven!

06:03 OH GOD TODAY SHOW SURPRISE: BB ENGEL!

06:09 Poor Rachel's getting her geographical boyfriend stolen by not only Keith, but Amy and Lester too.

06:17 Its so much better watching this on mute. Eye candy without the depression. Go 'head, Amy.

06:54 Ew, Lester......I kinda ship it. FML.

07:07 Fixing to head to bed when, lo and behold, who's on my tv? Evan motherfuckin Bayh. I wish he would stop being a dick so I can love him again

13:48 Someone fill me in on the #iranelection protests. How bad is it looking?

13:59 RT @AnnCurry: Obama:"We call on the Iranian government to stop all violent and unjust actions against its own people." #p2

14:51 I just reached level 20. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

15:01 twitpic.com/7xiux - Madame Puppy President Roslin thinks that its always a good time to nap.

15:20 Nickelback is such a shitty band, my god.

15:24 AND THEORY OF A DEAD MAN IS WORSE. Fuck this, I'm going back to the oldies station.

16:20 Watched @maddow on the last episode of Diggnation, and now watching her Charlie Rose appearance.

16:22 CR was totally fangirling over @maddow, lolol

16:44 "I just sort of arrived at it through rational deduction." #maddow

16:46 As if I needed more reasons to love her.

17:44 Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: Adam Lambert - 27. Ashanti - 15. Dr. Dre - 14. bit.ly/QkEF

23:29 Oh man posting from an itouch

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2009-06-20T06:15:06Z

03:38 I just got my mother to admit to @maddow's hotness. CAKES 1, WORLD 0

04:16 RT @LeaL714 @AARONCARTER7 fuck ontd/thepurpleblog just dont talk about htem anymore. thats all they want // LMAO

06:22 tr.im/p2uo IS THAT ASHLEY JONES I SEE IN TRUE BLOOD REGALIA? IT IS, IT IS! COLOR ME SURPRISED! #bandb #Trueblood

16:52 RT @bAMF70: @pineapplecakes lol sorry bb!! she's all yours! // YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT

17:50 ADAM LAMBERT'S NEW SONG SDSFSGFASGSGASJGKS

18:05 Someone hook me up with some HilBama fic.

18:56 OMGOMGOMG DID SOMEONE REALLY WRITE LAURA ROSLIN/RAHM EMANUEL? BRB, FUCKING DYING

19:26 RT @sarking: Oh, hey, an ad for MSNBC's new white guy's show. I'd forgotten about him. He blends in. // LMAO

19:45 RT @stoner_stuff: Marijuana is a gateway...a gateway to gardening!

19:49 I KINDA LIKE MY EXISTING LEAD IN TOO BUT I'M NOT GONNA TURN THIS DOWN

19:49 Its so fun when Keith and @Maddow do coverage together.

19:52 Whatever

19:55 WE BOTH HAVE PARTNERS NAMED JOE WHO USED TO BE IN CONGRESS AND DONT KNOW WHEN TO STOP TALKING

20:02 AND FOX, YOU GET AIG!

20:05 Somebody needs to trim Keith's eyebrows

20:05 "Good evening Keith, how have you been?" =))

20:08 I am talking of course about the age old conflict of jocks and nerds

20:08 RT @ismanmanfoo: I want Wanda Syke's back. // This

20:09 RT @isweatbutter: are you volunteering for the task? RT @pineapplecakes: Somebody needs to trim Keith's eyebrows // Yes.

20:12 He got one thing right, at least. Re: Iran and Twitter

20:12 BASKETSBALL

20:14 WHY IS IT NOT ON THE HOME PAGE OF WHITEHOUSE.GOV

20:16 I'm getting a shitload of followers for some reason, so uh, thanks guys :D

20:17 Make a BSG joke plz. *fingers crossed*

20:19 RT @impeachmybush: Umm seriously, Wanda Sykes > John Hodgman.

20:21 Sorry. I would've rathered Wanda Sykes being offensive than Hodgman being mediocre and not really funny.

20:22 DR NANCY? YOU MEAN NOT ANOTHER OLD WHITE GUY?

20:24 Okay, here we go with the depressing stuff.

20:27 BB ENGEL

20:32 RT @sarking: Richard and Rachel: Reunited and it feels so good. (Seriously Keith, don't be stealin' Rach's foreign correspondent boyfriend.)

20:36 Mmm old white guys

20:37 Oh please. Your wife was willing.

20:50 BSG?

20:51 "It's very cool that it's pink" =))

20:57 LMFAO THE BAD TOUCH

21:01 WHY AM I HEARING TORNADO SIRENS OH SHIT

21:07 I think we're good for now.

21:13 OH LORD I'M COMIN' ELIZABETH

22:01 I demand more RPF written about Mary McDonnell. Make this happen.

22:23 Where's my wife?

00:38 Kathy Griffin is on last call with Carson Daly. Holding up her awards =))

01:06 I think it should be illegal for Tweety to have two shows.

01:06 On the other hand, if he didn't have two shows, he'd be sitting around yelling at kids to stay off his lawn.

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2009-06-19T06:15:04Z

01:33 Js, you're not a real stoner until you've smoked resin.

03:48 I just reached level 19. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

04:14 I'm having a strong craving for fried okra and hot sauce from Churches Chicken.

15:51 No but seriously. Danny Gokey is a motherfucking douche and I called it from the beginning. You can all s my d.

19:58 Oh god, Keith is killing me

20:00 "Mind if I call ya Liz?" "No problem, Pete!"

20:00 Sad that I can tell @maddow is not in studio.

20:06 Getting my mom to watch @maddow with me

20:13 No word yet on the returns from West Palm Beach.

20:29 Gabby McYapperton

20:35 Lmfao Rachel. *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

20:41 Sometimes stuff comes out wrong when it's George W Bush

21:05 "Is he drinking again?" "Like a Kennedy on Election Day!" #rescueme

21:08 #rescueme "No Tom, I mean it. I LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU."

21:15 "Everytime I look at your ass I'm gonna picture Ben Franklin coming out of it." #rescueme

21:17 "You don't turn a hose on a black man, didn't you see the footage from Birmingham?!" "See it? I was THERE." LMFAO. #rescueme

21:18 "I think you got a little peanut butter on your ass." #Rescueme

21:31 #rescueme Drink Puke Drink

21:34 #rescueme "There was no penetration"

21:36 #rescueme "Come on, bring it you douche!"

21:48 #rescueme ROFL SHAWN IS SEEING SINGING ANGELS

21:48 #rescueme NOW HE'S SINGING. LMFAO.

21:49 #rescueme "God DAMNIT Terrence, I can't have a dream without you showing up? GET OUT OF HERE!" ROFL SHOTGUN

23:10 RT @isweatbutter: i've got pubes taller than danny devito. #letterman #justsayin// First thing to make me laugh all night.

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2009-06-18T06:15:03Z

04:03 I just reached level 18. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

04:39 I have like 21 episodes of the Nanny on DVR. Fuck yeah.

05:06 Okay, I needs me some Intervention instead.

05:23 #intervention Ashley had shitty parents, I can understand a little while she's fucked up.

05:23 #intervention It's very disappointing that they know she has a problem and they're calling her out in front of her child.

05:24 #intervention However, having drugs on her in the presence of her son does not a good mother make.

05:25 #Intervention They have these over-bearing beliefs about God that they push against her.

05:25 #Intervention Belinda sounds very apathetic about it drug use.

05:27 #intervention Father: "It's not about the Church, it's about fixing your relationship with god"

05:27 #intervention That is not something to tell your child when they're this fucked up -- be realistic.

05:29 I shouldn't smoke weed and watch intervention.

05:34 #Intervention Woo, Ken

05:35 #intervention IRONIC HOW THE PASTOR IS THE ONE SPEAKING THE TRUTH

05:48 #intervention It's very hard to see someone this starved for attention.

13:58 Nngh, Chicago and EWF are going to be here on Tuesday. DO WANT OMG.

15:20 Two tickets to see The Offspring next Saturday is 49 bucks. AND ITS NO SERVICE FEE WEDNESDAY. UGH DO WANT.

15:20 RT @GayRainArmy: TODAY at 5:45pm EST (2:45pm PST) flood @BarackObama & @WhiteHouse with "NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" #lgbt #DOMA #DADT #notgoodenough

15:23 Hinder "Get Stoned" ♫ twt.fm/163928

15:26 I liked Theory of a Dead Man before it was cool to like TOADM. And now that every chick's theme song is Bad Girlfriend, they can die.

15:27 Time to get stoned so rping with @propernice is that much lulzier

15:28 And yes, this is a real person rp. The first person who has a problem with that can s my d :)

15:38 One day, I would like to hang out with @maddow if only to jam out to Metallica. Marijuana could be involved, but that's preference really.

16:01 Red Hot Chili Peppers "Californication" ♫ twt.fm/163970

16:03 Oh, shut up Peta. He's coming after you next.

22:16 I have to go make a run to White Castle. Who wants to come?

22:59 White Castle was closed, so I brought you all back milkshakes from Steak n Shake.

22:59 I can also not contain how happy I am that my entire twitter feed is green. Bless your hearts.

01:12 Brb, sexing up @ladytia

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2009-06-17T06:15:05Z

01:20 Iran's day will come, there is no reason to give up hope.

01:24 President ~Fierce Advocate~. Someone's wearing sneakers.

01:29 Whoa, Destroy Twitter plug on @maddow

01:30 BB ENGEL<3

01:30 Rachel and Richard could be twins, lol

01:32 Yay for the geeks!

01:39 Incest and marrying children? Pres Fierce Advocate? Fuck off.

01:42 This will make things really awkward at the next Al Qaeda mixer.

01:43 Oh Rachel, lolol

01:47 Oh god, voice.

01:47 LMAO OH GOD

01:48 Yeah, but not so much. Seriously. Fuck off.

01:49 Really Howie? Upset? UPSET?

01:54 "I never do." It's hard to be pissed when @maddow is so adorkable. Maybe this is the point?

01:56 Methinks Jillian Barberie (Reynolds) is a bullshit liar.

01:58 HAHAHA SLOW RIIIIDE

01:58 Say no to the tyrrany of underpants!

01:59 I PEDDLE IN YOUR GENERAL DI-RECTION

01:59 WHERE ARE ALL THE WOMEN

02:00 I'm disappointed I can't hear more of Rachel laughing.

02:05 My sleeping bag is Pocahontas. Your argument is invalidd.

02:20 LMFAO from @UltraDowney: it woulda been easier for paul reviere if he had a cellphone and twitter

02:20 cont: "THE BRITTISH ARE COMING THE BRITTISH ARE COMING. OMG. *ANGRY EMOTICON*"

02:28 MOODY BLUESSSSSSS. *rocks the fuck out......tenderly*

02:33 I had no idea it was possible to be this addicted to a radio station.

02:37 Also, Spymaster is fucking crack. MUST. BUY. BARCELONA.

03:10 "The station your teenager warned you about" ...what? D:

03:17 I just wounded @crunkaintdead in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

03:26 Neil Diamond "Sweet Caroline" ♫ twt.fm/162339

03:57 I just reached level 16. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

04:34 Yeah. If David Letterman is a pervert, Sarah Palin is the Pope.

04:35 The Palin Family needs to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

04:40 I've been trying to figure out what my favorite song is, for two damn years, and couldn't ever decide. I KNOW NOW.

04:40 And its a tie between Beth and Your Song. Both are so beautifully written and meaningful.

05:24 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right....

18:32 Where's my favorite douchebag @propernice? She should be home soon. I didn't get to say goodnight.

18:41 Who wants to turn my cherry green?

18:53 With all of this shit going on in Tehran, they're really protesting against David Letterman?

18:53 Really?

18:54 su.pr/30bU5R SHUT THE FUCK UP.

19:03 lmfao at @teapartys following me. I don't think so.

19:57 Damn Keith, looking good tonight.

20:00 Oh shit, Rachel. Looking better.

20:03 Mister Holocaust Denier in Chief over there

20:05 Oh no. Oh dear god.

20:05 UGHHHH FUCKING CRAZY CONGRESSMEN FROM INDIANA WHY

20:05 SHUT UP. GTFO MY STATE >:[

20:06 Dear World, I apologize for all of the crazies. We're not all this way. Sincerely, A Non-Crazy Hoosier

20:07 "Heh heh, anyway"

20:13 Mmm, hypocricy

20:18 "At this God Awful hour" Oh Rachel.

20:43 It goes all the way up to eleven. In Cleveland.

20:47 HEY. GET OUTTA HERE.

20:48 LMFAO, I LOVE MY PRESIDENT.

20:48 WE DONT NEED NO SECRET SERVICE

20:50 Who's going to make a gif of Rachel going all kung fu?

20:54 "Thank you, send me a present." "No."

21:00 Aw! Happy Birthday @maddow's mommy!

21:04 Seriously Keith, this haircut? Your head is way too big, but it's working.

21:07 Bless @maddow's mom's heart for pushing such a wonderful creature out of her hoohoo.

22:39 ITS JUST YOUR CHARACTERIZATION OF JOHN MCCAIN BEING PART LIZARD

22:45 RT @rosieandtheband: All Iranian twitterers should switch to AMERICAN time zones. We will switch to TEHRAN. #iranelection

01:05 Lmao, @maddow is going to be on Charlie Rose tonight?

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2009-06-16T06:15:05Z

01:28 Well, now I feel like a douche. But uh, what are you gonna do?

01:29 Dave Clark Five "Everybody Get Together" ♫ twt.fm/159589 #musicmonday

01:55 RT @_SATAN_: Doing things, and people, that you wouldn't normally do broadens your horizons. Try something new today.

01:59 RT @BrnEyeSuss: @pineapplecakes you should get your cherry colored green ! // This sounds extremely dirty.

02:13 RT @ladytia: please to be writing RPF about me and my love, @pineapplecakes. // Yes plz

02:16 It's like this. I don't come to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth.

02:25 Lord have mercy, I'm spazzing the fuck out thanks to @buffyfreak8402. LOOK AT ALL THESE BSG NOMS. tr.im/ovDr

02:39 WHAT'S SCARY ABOUT CONNECTICUT? LOSING YOUR TENNIS RACKET AT POTTERY BARN? BIIIIIIIIIITCH PLEEEEEASE.

04:38 I really want to return this comment, but I'm exhausted, don't know if I can write anymore tonight. Sun's up.

12:44 MY BABY DOES THE HANKY PANKY

13:21 I just reached level 12. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

16:37 Which one of you keeps signing me up for Studs n Buds and GayRoughnecks? I appreciate it, but really.

17:13 Kelly Clarkson "I Do Not Hook Up" ♫ twt.fm/161381 #musicmonday

17:15 Achieved level 2 140mafia.com #140mafia

17:17 Just purchased 1 Suburban Lot 140mafia.com #140mafia

17:17 Achieved level 3 140mafia.com #140mafia

17:20 Achieved level 4 140mafia.com #140mafia

17:30 I just reached level 13. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

17:36 I just attempted to assassinate @propernice, but failed. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

17:38 Fucking @propernice

18:02 Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up" ♫ twt.fm/161512 #musicmonday

21:07 What awesomeness do I Have to look forward to tonight on @maddow

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2009-06-15T06:15:04Z

04:02 RT @sarking: Breaking news regarding last tweet: I am a liberal. Also, Pope may be Catholic.

18:08 "I would freak out and start eating Bon Bons." flic.kr/p/6j45QM

00:49 Who the fuck thinks Taylor Lautner's hot with his giant ass buck teeth? Oh.....Twilight fangirls. NVM.

00:59 RT @ladytia: Do you know what fic I want now? Tamron and Rachel, OMG that would be hot as hell.

01:04 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes I honestly think someone should write @ladytia/@pineapplecakes it would be hot.

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2009-06-14T06:15:03Z

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2009-06-13T06:15:07Z

01:20 I don't remember seeing him at any of the cylon parties

01:26 Its the end of the world, Lee. I thought I should confess my sins.

01:35 If we are going to survive as a species, then we need to get the hell out of here and start having babies.

01:42 LMAO RT @BrnEyeSuss: I hope Mousavi wins the Iranian election, it's so much easier to spell than Ahmadinnerjacket

01:45 Nothin' but the rain<3

01:48 So say we all.

01:50 Earth, lol.

01:55 It's not enough to just live. You gotta have something to live for.

04:42 I just attempted to assassinate @chemgk, but failed. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

12:19 Why. tr.im/oirT

13:05 RT @roomerholmes: fuck this sisterhood bullshit. Palin v Letterman. if you cant take a joke then you can suck my dick // This.

14:43 I just wounded @philosp in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

15:24 Cutting it a little close this time, aren't we Billy?

15:27 Crazy Cally<3

15:32 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes Because the Emmys fail fucking massively. They know EJO and Mary McDonnell killed season 4.0.

15:45 Okay. Next crisis.

16:16 Let Adama sound the trumpets.

16:17 RT @bradley_j_reid: CAN'T YOU LOSER THINK OF ANYTHING ORINAL TO SAY NOPE BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Needs moar !!!

16:20 He's making a gesture, trying to make you feel like the president.

16:22 RT @bradley_j_reid: @pineapplecakes @roomerholmes @AndrewGatto I'AM THE DEVIL YOU CAN'T KILL ME / So how's that stone you're trying to pass?

16:27 RT @bradley_j_reid: @PBCrook @pineapplecakes FUCK YOU NIGGERS // FYI, I'm a cracker honkey bitch.

16:56 FUCKING UGLY SUIT. WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO DRESS LAURA LIKE AN OLD MAID IN SEASON ONE?

17:07 Mannn, you do not fuck with Lee Adama.

17:39 Somebody get me a wagon!

17:50 Edward James Olmos, if you're out there, I want you. This is all.

17:51 Would the right demand to see the birth certificate if Laura Roslin was president?

17:53 Something smells horrible in here, is that you, Crashdown?

18:00 Pilots call me Starbuck, you may refer to me as God.

18:01 RT @dirty_sky: Yes, they would. And gyno records. // Hooha

19:27 I'm your subconscious frakking with your mind.

19:35 Will you stop going crazy in there?

19:44 "Every moment of every day since then, is a gift." "From the Gods." "No, from you." ♥

19:46 (12,044!)

19:58 Aw, Tim.

19:59 RT @roomerholmes: Aw Timmy. *pours out a bit of my kool-aid for my newshomey* & yes I am literally DRINKING KOOLAID

20:03 HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENT

20:17 I just wounded @Vampyress in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

20:22 BB ENGEL<3

20:23 RT @Brodels_Nazz: @pineapplecakes me in you. NOW. // PANTS ARE OFF

20:24 Being fluent in Pig Latin is hotter than it should be @maddow

20:28 You go ahead and smoke your lettuce! Only someone from Indiana would say something like that.

20:29 Thanks, Steve. I'm taking away your Hoosier card.

20:29 BAHAHAHA BALK THE LINE

20:32 LOL Rachel and her internets.

20:37 Just secured a safe house in Shanghai, PRC. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

20:44 She wants to say Boner so bad.

20:45 We took it in the shorts.

20:48 BILL NYE

20:49 Miss Maddow, awe!

20:51 "Oh it's exciting, Rachel." I am having the biggest fucking #nerdgasm ever.

20:52 As a product of public schools, I've learned everything I need to know from Bill Nye. Bless his heart.

20:54 "It is as the kids say, all that."

20:54 CAN WE HAVE BILL NYE ON #MADDOW FOR UH, ALWAYS?

20:55 I love how excited she got when Bill Nye said he rode with the Blue Angels

20:56 RT @ismanmanfoo: @pineapplecakes Screw his bowtie. HIS HEAD MAKES ME SO HAPPY. // THIS

20:58 RT @writesfortea: @pineapplecakes HAI NEW BRAIN TWIN // HIVEMIND BB. HIVEMIND.

20:58 Special Bouquet of Stupid!

20:59 HATS!

21:00 LMAO, CONFETTI GUN

21:54 Leeroy Jenkins!

21:58 I'm a soft touch.

21:59 Whatever we are, whatever's left of us....we're better than that.

22:29 We're weening you off of the happy pills and besides, I need 'em for myself.

22:33 Shelly Godfrey got her suit from Laura's Ugly Old Maid Suits collection

22:38 YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS

22:41 ♥ seriously. tr.im/olDh

23:57 The interesting thing about being president is that you don't have to explain yourself to anyone.

00:15 RT @amf7: @pineapplecakes bitch pleeze! *moves neck side to side* // AW HALE

00:20 RT @amf7: @pineapplecakes bitch pleeze! *moves neck side to side* // AW HALE // BRING IT! // ITS ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTEN

00:25 Lmfao at Laura telling Saul that Bill is a cylon. The irony is fucking killing me.

00:26 I'd very much like to meet your wife. Colonel.

00:30 How lucky for us all!

00:32 "Perhaps you don't know that the Cylons look like us now." Roflllll

00:41 LMAO. I need some Roslin/Adama/Tigh fic, someone hook me up.

00:44 Mrs Tigh is definitely a human.

01:12 I can only listen to Mad World when it's being sang by Adam Lambert. That's right, s my d.

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2009-06-12T06:15:08Z

01:18 This is the shit that the right is spewing. They are getting people killed.

01:41 "I read it for the articles," Way to be subtle, Rachel xDDD

04:29 Carrie Prejean is a pretty girl. It's just a shame she's a dumb bitch.

04:36 I just wounded @Fimb in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

04:37 I just attempted to assassinate @poulpette, but failed. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

08:40 I just wounded @spsimona67 in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

08:48 I'm not sure I'll be able to stomach another full day of MSNBC.

08:51 I lied. IT IS THE COMING OF THE HAMTHRAX.

08:54 Norah's amused by your choice of music.

09:23 A Perfect Circle "Passive" ♫ twt.fm/155397

09:25 #hamthrax, #aporkalypse

09:30 OH SHIT HILDAWG WASSUP GURRRRRL

09:30 Hildawg is looking so fierce. HELL YEAH, HBIC.

09:30 Contessa STFU OMG I WANT TO HEAR HILDAWG

09:32 Eh, back to this again.

09:34 A Perfect Circle "Pet" ♫ twt.fm/155405

09:35 BB RICHARD ENGEL

09:37 I just attempted to assassinate @quaunaut, but failed. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

10:12 45 minutes. Ngh. I can do it.

10:26 lol, Jeremiah Wright. Sit the fuck down.

10:38 I just wounded @s3dooya in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

10:42 Why in the holy hell is there not a longer version of this? | Adam Lambert "Beth" ♫ twt.fm/155471

10:46 BB ENGEL. WTF, it gets dark in Iran fast.

10:47 An hour ago it was like lunch time

10:52 Notorious BIG "Mo Money Mo Problems" ♫ twt.fm/155485

11:45 Hey guys, looks like we have a global pandemic on our hands. The only place it hasn't touched is Africa, which is ironic, really.

11:48 I just attempted to assassinate @Dlapro, but failed. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

11:56 Korn "Make Me Bad" ♫ twt.fm/155577

11:57 I just reached level 7. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

11:58 Just secured a safe house in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

12:01 RT @ZachPalen Get over yourselves. Letterman made a joke, he is a comedian, it's what they do. BTW her daughter is 18.

12:02 In #letterman's defense, most 14 year olds these days ARE whores. But look who their parents are.

12:45 ROFL RT @DJTommyGunZ: these vicodins got me feeling good. I'm gonna go ride my Jet Pack after work. =)

12:49 RT @boldinsider: @lucyntn me too, he's almost as funny as @pineapplecakes - but a little cleaner // It's just so hard to keep it clean! :D

14:22 LIEBERMAN INTERVIEWING SOTOMAYOR IS LAUGHABLE. REALLY.

14:23 Seriously, I'm watching Shoos and Tamron on MUTE and they're fucking cute.

14:25 RT @NotNotoriousBIG: oh shit! the hamthrax a fuckin pandemic now!

14:37 I love that Final Destination is the first trending topic. Bless your hearts, Twerps.

14:48 RT @thesoapgoddess: I love you, pineapple cakes! RT @pineapplecakes Ridge and Happy Pills. // The Cakes loves you too

14:48 Kstew as Joan Jett? THERE IS NO GOD.

15:02 RT @ladytia: Seriously Tamron and Shoosh are my new OTP, haters to the left. // GLAD YOU COULD JOIN ME HERE BB

19:08 I just wounded @craighuk in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

19:37 RT @femmeafrique: #11thcommandment Thou shalt never listen to Rush Limbaugh ever

19:38 #11thCommandment Thou Shall Not Commit Acts of Douchebaggery

19:56 The wind just blew my pants off

19:56 .....I kinda just unf unf'd at Keith's hands.

19:58 A beeyotch

20:04 Fuck off, white people. I swear to fucking god.

20:13 Will-power-to-go-to-the-gymyum

20:19 BB Engel

20:28 Oops, let's throw the pen

20:29 Rachel being cute makes me happy

20:57 xD Big Lebowski

20:58 BAHAHA COREY HEART AND LOVERBOY

20:58 CADDYSHACK XD

20:59 "You blow my miiind, Kent Jones." Awe.

21:02 Oh, shut your mouth Carrie Prejean.

21:04 lol, was it not going to be considered domestic terrorism?

22:22 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes Yeah, I hope they do another show together. It would be epic. // plz dear baby jesus in your golden diaper

22:23 Fuck it, y'all. It's BSG time.

22:27 Are you alive?

22:28 I still LOL at the massive amount of tongue. Get it, Tricia.

22:30 Grab your gun and bring in the cat.

22:31 Awe Gaeta, before your missing leg.

22:33 Chief, before you got fat

22:33 HUSKERRRRR

22:34 Somebody's bucking for a promotion around here.

22:36 Helo you sexy son of a bitch

22:40 BILLY<3

22:46 Asshole Lee♥

22:48 Oh Boomer, lol.

22:49 I reiterate the need for more naked Tricia Helfer in my life.

22:53 SPACE: NO UGLIES

22:54 Did they kiss your ass to your satisfaction?

23:03 Gaius says oh my god after realizing Six is a cylon. I never noticed this before.

23:05 Cally is still fucking adorable. Haters to the left.

23:07 You are one surprising son of a bitch.

23:13 So lets get the old girl ready to roll, and let's kick some cylon ass. Lol, Chief. The irony is killing me.

23:50 sjgsjagkjhgs Edward James Olmos makes my panties drop.

23:59 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes LOL, I get what you mean. There's something about EJO that makes him sexy no matter what he's doing. // YEP

00:28 Bill taking command of the fleet.......I came.

00:56 Laura Roslin is a fierce bitch to have beaten imminent death assloads upon assloads of times.

01:06 Rewatching this, I love Dee so much more.

01:12 BILL ADAMA WILL FUCK YOU UP WITH A FLASH LIGHT

01:12 BITCH.

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2009-06-11T06:15:07Z

08:46 Reverse cowgirl used in any context is acceptable.

08:51 I just wounded @ruchiraswal in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

08:56 Seether "Fake It" ♫ twt.fm/154072

09:10 10 Years "Wasteland" ♫ twt.fm/154085

09:26 Lmfao, oh dear baby jesus in your golden diapers, life is awesome sometimes.

09:30 My favorite part is that she has no idea, and I'm proud that I have my seat reserved in hell for this one.

09:33 SOME people would think to change their passwords. Those with a brain, anyway.

09:44 It was me, it was Eddie, that cockroach from the Cosby show was there.

09:48 Just secured a safe house in Tbilisi, Georgia. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

09:51 OAR "This Town" ♫ twt.fm/154113

09:55 ROFL, she has no ass. How precious. tr.im/o2hj

10:07 Did I just put an actual bio for myself? I think I did.

10:10 High school dropout rate rises to 50 percent in new report. You're welcome.

10:20 RT @zestylime: LIEBERMAN AND GRAHAM ARE DOING WHAT, NOW?? JFC THESE ASSHOLES JUST WON"T QUIT // SRSLY. I WISH THEY WOULD FUCK OFF.

10:23 Allison Iraheta "Blame It On Your Heart (Studio)" ♫ twt.fm/154152

10:26 I'm so jeliz of these shoes. THEY ARE PINK. WHAT THE HALE. tr.im/o2xU

10:39 Susan! :D tr.im/o2DM

11:23 I was expecting Contessa and her misshapped head and got @NorahODonnell instead. EXCITING.

11:24 WTH. This isn't Obama's plan. He likes junk in the trunk.

11:25 GOOD GOD CONTESSA YOUR FACE

11:25 We live in America where we have freedom of cheeseburgers and reverse cowgirl

11:30 LMAO, CONTESSA TELL ME ABOUT GRANNY BEING TAZED

11:31 Buh...WHAT?

11:32 Really? With the way that he was shoving her, he REALLY didn't need to use the taser. #copfuckingFAIL

11:32 What a fucking douchebag

11:38 LMAO NORAH

11:44 Oh Sarah Palin, you can't take a joke.

11:45 Dave vs Palin will be the best feud ever, wait for it.

11:51 I keep dissecting this MSNBC promo every time it comes on. "Tonight on MSNBC...3 old white guys and the lesbian."

11:54 RT @GassyCathy: letterman told a joke in which a minor was raped...why should Palin "take this" the liberal media ia sexist // LOL

12:02 Barney Frank could instill the fear of God in me.

12:10 LOL Rush Limbaugh speaks for the republican party. Duh.

12:14 Reallllly Newt?

12:23 If the GOP wants to get ahead now, the best thing they can do is get Adam Lambert to speak for their party.

12:25 MSNBC covering the Holocaust Museum shooting live

12:30 I bet this takes five minutes before the wingnuts make this an issue about Obama.

12:31 Hey, good idea. Don't give guns to fucking crazy people.

12:41 I would like to know what this douchebag's motivation was.

12:42 Gene bb, please talk some sense

12:50 Did they not see this motherfucker coming with a SHOTGUN?

13:04 OH HERE WE FUCKING GO

13:05 WHITE SUPREMACIST CONNECTION

13:05 CALLED IT

13:08 Wow, it didn't even take the right this time. Fuck off, Contessa.

13:13 It's because Obama is a muslin

13:14 RT @ismanmanfoo: Where's that douche tazer cop when you need him? JEEZ. Dude is what, like in his 80's? #youmakemesickoldguy // FERSRS

13:31 RT @stoner_stuff: If marijuana was a girl...she'd be really super hot, don't you agree? // Smoking.

13:32 BLACK PANTHERS, WHERE ARE YOU? We need you. Sincerely, a pissed off white cracker honkey bitch.

13:41 80% of what I say is never serious, so don't get rubbed the wrong way.

13:44 Can we go back to yesterday when the biggest story was Adam Lambert being gay?

13:54 They keep calling it a rifle.

13:54 Uh, Chief?

13:54 RT @dirty_sky: What the fuck, America. We went two whole weeks without a massacre. We were doing good. :(

13:56 Just so you white supremecists know, all of those 'Muslin terrorists' you hate are laughing their asses off.

13:56 We have enough fucking enemies. We need not have this shit against our own.

14:01 Yay, Shoos and Tamron are in studio together. Quick, someone write fic.

14:04 RT @ladytia: Shoosh and Tamron are kind of hot together. Yes, this is a strictly shallow comment. // This is why ILU bb

14:10 This is starting to get redundant. I want Spaghetti Os.

14:19 He had on a confederate hat?

14:20 YEAH LOL, METAL DETECTORS DON'T WORK AGAINST SHOTGUNS, APPARENTLY.

14:24 Tamron buttoned her jacket. WHY.

14:26 Yeah, I'm more concentrated on what Shoos and Tamron are doing, not the story.

14:27 SO WAS IT A RIFLE OR A SHOTGUN?

15:07 Twitter, I never want to use another account to tweet with again. Fuck off.

15:10 Security guard died :\

15:14 RIP Officer Johns. You did not deserve this.

15:15 Fuck that motherfucker. Let his fucking ass die.

15:23 News that the Guard died is really getting to me.

15:33 Yeah, bullfuckingshit this guy just snapped. This was planned.

15:34 RT @harrislacewell RT @Maureen55 At 1/2 past, we would like 2 observe 1 min of tweet silence in memory of slain guard [RT this, until 4:30

15:38 Hey, at least Carrie Prejean got the boot. Some things are right with the universe.

15:59 It's been two hours and I still don't see any Tamron/Shoosh fic in my feed.

16:02 Olmos, Tweety. It's HOLOCAUST not HOLLYCOST.

16:15 RT @bigpix2000: RT He also just said amdysemitismn, too. reminds me ... happy hour! barkeep! 2 of what Chris is having! // Lmfao, serious.

16:17 RT @sarahplumitallo You know what? Fuck Glenn Beck. He needs to sit the fuck down, and not use what happened today to further his agenda.

16:25 RT @darrylwg: Who is the next child David Letterman wants to see raped? // Hopefully yours.

16:31 RT @darrylwg: since @cody_k spews So Much Hatred, maybe DHS should put her on a list. // Do you realize that you look like a huge ass? JS.

16:33 I feel exactly like what @WillAtWork's userpic looks like.

16:44 I think it's time for beer. It's five o clock somewhere......oh, here! It's five here!

16:50 RT @bigpix2000: RT @rkref: Carrie Prejean has lost her crown. But is she sure it wasn't THE WIND? (LOL!!!!)

16:58 #bsb Backstreet Boys are making a comeback?

17:00 I don't think I can deal with Ed. I've tried, and God bless him, but I can't stand listening to more old white guys.

17:02 RT @genebrady: Show Stephen Tyrone Johns' photo, who protected lives from the Brunn nutjob, not a photo of the nutjob.

17:10 I can only imagine how depressing @maddow is going to be tonight. Seriously, there's beer in the fridge and it's about to be in my belly.

17:14 RT @teresadf: The TRUE sign that the end is NIGH! // I am APPALLED! KEVIN! NICK! AJ! THE OTHER ONE! tr.im/o5rH

18:32 RT @propernice: oh sweet jesus get out the baked ham and the liquor, mama's comin' home. // ROFL

18:52 I just reached level 6. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

18:55 REALLY GLENN BECK? REALLY? FUCK OFF.

20:03 Just secured a safe house in Berlin, Germany. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

20:51 Mmm, hello pretty light jacket

20:58 lmfao, what?

20:59 The Will Ferrell Option :))

21:01 I personally enjoy the fact that David Letterman called Sarah Palin a slut. Sue me. She can fuck off.

21:01 Sincerely.

21:06 He didn't even really call her a slut. He said she was trying out the slutty look. Which is becoming of her, really.

21:09 RT @Ashleyyyya: @pineapplecakes You're disgusting. // Yes. And bears shit in the woods.

21:18 RT @Ashleyyyya: Letterman "apologizes" without apologizing. Nice try. Not gonna work, Dave. I am fed up with this liberal media bullshit.

21:18 RT @zestylime: you know what it's time for. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SUCK IT, @NOMTWEETS

21:21 ROFL. RT @LisaLampanelli: after seeing the woody allen film, i could only think one thing: "I washed my cunt for THIS?!?"

21:22 RT @verucablue: Hey Von Brunn, wrong building, wrong city. The crazy racist fucktard museum is located here: is.gd/XQKv

21:26 #bandb OUT OF THE WAZOOOOO

21:40 Oh, God. I love @Brodels_Nazz. tr.im/o6Jx

22:59 i respect Contessa's misshaped head. Fuck off, John Ziegler. tr.im/o75k

23:02 I just wounded @jessicaxie in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

23:10 RT @RenataNicole: @pineapplecakes I tweeted it before and I will tweet it again John Ziegler looks like he masturbates in public // LMFAO

23:24 "I like Rush Limbaugh cause he's good old fashioned crazy." Tweety's on Ferguson tonight.

23:25 Kathy Griffin on Letterman now.

23:25 Two Buck Chuck

23:27 Something with women and women celebrating women stuff

23:27 She's like little people big world!

23:28 LMFAO

23:28 FUCK YEAH. "I want a female vice president, but I'm not that hard up." Re: Palin. Hell yes, Kathy Griffin

23:29 I make fun of Ryan Seacrest and she doesn't always take it that well =))

23:30 It'll be a nightmare. LMFAO

23:35 OMG SONIC YOUTH

00:29 Lmfao, Tweety finished that interview and he bounced

00:36 WE ARE THE WORLD. WE ARE THE CHILDREN. Craig doesn't know any of the other words =))

00:50 Keith fucking killed it with Worst Persons tonight. He's completely right about Michele Bachmann.

00:56 Keith supporting Dave Letterman makes me happy

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2009-06-10T06:15:04Z

09:41 RT @Shoq: Adam Lambert is gay? OMG! This is like, such a shock. Who knew? #p2 // PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.

10:13 Let me borrow that top.

10:15 Did anyone nominate @maddow for the HBIC contest?

10:31 There, solved that problem AND killed a few minutes. RACHEL IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN' HBIC, GOT IT? tr.im/nUKd

11:24 RT @LindseyA_ Best response possible to Adam Lambert confirming that he is gay .. In other news, bears announced that they shit in the woods

18:25 Rescue Me comes on tonight :)

19:24 I just wounded @Marlykins in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

20:31 Keith talked about bb Adam Lambert?

20:32 I just wounded @AstericPetals in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

21:10 Rescue Me time!

21:12 "Was that during the Kennedy Administration?" #rescueme

21:16 "What are we gonna do?" "Play Scrabble." #rescueme

21:17 "Lemme thing..ummm..nooope." Lmfao Tommy #rescueme

21:20 "Which movie?" "Resident Evil." "One or two?" Discussions in a fire. #rescueme

21:22 "Just let me have the guys hold my wallet and I'll be right out." LMFAO #rescueme

21:23 Ghost of thieving hookers past #rescueme

21:26 "Could you use a glass? Please, Terrence, Jesus." #rescueme

21:28 Mm, Revelations 2, verse three. Lieutenant shall shun baked goods. #rescueme

21:30 I'm glad you guys are sleeping together again! #rescueme

21:30 Can you not disrespect him by talking about his balls? #rescueme

21:37 You know what mood I'm in? Al God damn Roker. #rescueme

21:38 Mike, you can go to the bathroom. LMFAO.

21:38 HAND, PROBE. HAND.

21:40 Turn on channel four, the chick with tits is in a hurricane

21:46 You can't die from a big green shit in the toilet unless its sitting there with a god damn gun #rescueme

21:48 Lmfao, Franco's motivation is Bush and 9/11. #rescueme

22:02 I just wounded @TwoCatsTooFunny in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

22:03 Just secured a safe house in Berlin, Germany. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy

22:07 My name is Tommy, I'm going to spend the rest of my time on this Earth drinking #rescueme

23:46 I really love the Black Eyed Peas right now

23:56 Craig Ferguson just said that Kim Jong Il is one crazy lesbian

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2009-06-09T06:15:08Z

04:15 Remember Charlie.....remember Baker....

04:25 And I will never get tired of watching @Cody_K battle wingnuts.

04:46 Morning already? Buzzkill

05:36 I love @UltraDowney for a lot of reasons, but mostly because I like knowing someone who has their own page on Lastfm

08:46 I despise being awake on the wrong side of noon.

08:47 Here's to the next few hours of forced awakeness | Akon "Right Now" ♫ twt.fm/150023 #musicmonday

08:53 Lil Wayne & Akon "I'm So Paid" ♫ twt.fm/150044 #musicmonday

09:14 Mr. Big "Wild World" ♫ twt.fm/150088 #musicmonday

09:46 I would like you to find me someone who's more adorable than Kaley Cuoco. @Maddow excluded from this, she's queen of adorkable.

10:00 Michael Jackson "P.Y.T." ♫ twt.fm/150252 #musicmonday

10:01 I'm watching The View and I'm not entirely sure why.

10:02 Right into Laura Ling and Euna Lee. I'm not sure I want to hear Elisabeth open her mouth about this one.

10:08 Lmfao, I missed Herpes Master Bret Michaels get TKO'd last night?

10:17 "What is he, illiterate?"

10:20 Joy just made a lulzy about Pres Clinton. "That is what you call a cheap shot."

10:21 :o THEY SPELLED STEPHEN MOYER'S NAME WRONG. Moore? #viewFAIL

10:23 And conviently, @joenbc is going to be on later in the week....go ahead and set that dvr. Except not.

10:48 Godfather clip on the View......WITH PAPA. @UltraDowney is killing me slowly.

11:17 AT&T is a shitty internet provider and they can sincerely fuck off.

11:19 I like listening to my mom have deep, indepth conversations about The Young and the Restless.

11:26 Notorious B.I.G. "One More Chance" ♫ twt.fm/150585 #musicmonday

11:36 RT @dalhectar: Even cuddly Baby Jesus would cuss out AT&T // With his golden diapers and all

11:44 ALL MY BOYFRIENDS ARE HERE

12:04 Just when I was about to knock All My Children, Gus and Harley come up in the credits! WHAT. #soaps

12:33 #bandb Fuck off, Ridge

12:33 #bandb LOL Ridge blames Steffy/Rick on Brooke. How ridiculous.

12:34 #bandb I'm going to rewind that hand-running-thru-hair scene over and over again.

12:35 #bandb Oh, let him go Brooke. He's going to go back to Taylor and we all know he'll be back.

12:35 #bandb Brooke, you're the HBIC. Pimp slap this motherfucker.

12:36 #bandb "You miss me like a toothache." Now that's an understatement, Stephanie.

12:36 #bandb Look, Taylor's sitting all alone in the cemetary. Bet I know who's going to show up...

12:38 #bandb Taylor has that faux "I'll be sympathetic for you" look going on while Ridge tells her that he left Brooke

12:38 #bandb We all know at least three of her personalities are doing a dance of joy

12:42 #bandb I still don't know what wrong Rick did to Taylor besides getting pissy when she decided she wanted Ridge again

12:42 #bandb WTFE. Can we get back to Dollar Bill trying to seduce Donna please?

12:43 #bandb HAPPY PILLS

12:44 #bandb Just kidding. Taylor totally just slipped Ridge the date rape drug

12:44 #bandb And by help you, Taylor really means rape.

12:45 #bandb "The sex getting old?" Pun intended?

12:46 #bandb Stephanie's being logical for once

12:47 #bandb Whoa, Stephanie just called Donna honey and it was...genuine?

12:48 #bandb RIDGE AND TAYLOR ARE IN A CAR. I BET THEY CRASH. Plzplzplz.

12:48 #bandb "No one will be able to find you. No one's going to hear you scream, Ridge."

12:52 #bandb Ridge'll take a blowjob on the rocks

12:53 #bandb lol Taylor, you crazy bitch

12:53 #bandb JUST BANG HER BRAINS OUT AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY

12:55 #bandb "I'm here for you always." Yeah, he'll be there for you too until he's running back to Brooke again.

13:06 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes You need more of me being filthy and whatnot when it concerns your body / I thought I made this clear last nite

13:13 Joke for you guys :) What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

13:15 It's going to be an all out brawl of the GOP HBIC's, Newt and Palin.

13:16 Contessa brings the lulz

13:21 Contessa and her misshaped head.

13:23 KEN. I almost didn't recognize you without the hat.

13:32 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes Trufax, trufax. One day you'll surprise me and will actually have on pants. // Don't get your hopes up

13:34 Wow, a lawsuit over stimulus money. How did I miss this? Gov Sanford is just shitty because his party lost.

13:34 If you're not willing to accept money from the government to help improve the status of your state, you don't deserve to be in charge.

13:34 So fuck off, Sanford.

13:35 MSNBC's new promo for the evening line up features all your favorite pundits with dorky looks on their faces.

13:41 NNGHHHH twitpic.com/6o9ju

13:48 Everything about this picture is awesome flic.kr/p/6c7mTM

13:51 Oh Christ, Sarah Palin's opening her mouth again.

13:53 LMAO Mitch Daniels for Prez in 2012. Please, dear god YES. Get him the fuck OUT of my state.

13:55 Lmfao, poor Contessa

14:01 I don't want to ship Tamron/Shoos, but I do.

14:04 TIME FOR SLEEPING.

14:24 Just kidding. No sleep for the mentally unhinged.

14:43 GRAB YOUR PRUNELAX

14:56 You don't have to be a man to love Manwich. You don't have to be a witch either.

14:58 OMG, PREVIEWS FOR THIS WEEK ON THE LIFE OF THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL. Ridge is pill popper, lulzzzzz

14:58 Also please give them the Daytime emmy.

15:02 RT @jasonphilo: @pineapplecakes but you can't be a bovine. // Ah, but it would be an interesting twist.

15:14 omg Travis Stork, get in my pants

15:46 Hey kids, feel your balls. So you don't get cancer.

16:02 THIS BLOWS. Spending an hour and some away from the computer and sleeping in my truck. Bbl.

19:27 Lmfao, oh bitch please.

19:37 "Dinner is a baby." "OH THAT'S HORRIBLE."

19:40 Also this just in, I need a new phone.

19:40 "I mean he's a pot dealer, but he's a very involved dad."

19:43 "Are you letting that baby sniff you?" "I don't want to get bitten."

19:45 PUT A BABY IN ME MARSHAL, I'M READY

20:00 RACHEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN DC LOL

20:03 Fierce Advocate-in-Chief

20:03 RT @zestylime: @pineapplecakes obviously visiting @anamariecox // This.

20:05 You guys Rachel is so hot tonight

20:07 It feels more personal when the guests are in studio, as opposed to coming in on satellite. More of this. #maddow

20:09 Girlcrush fucking OVERLOAD #Maddow

20:10 And we're only ten minutes in.

20:11 RT @ladytia: @pineapplecakes THIS, OMG. I should be paying attention to what she's saying not how she's looking.

20:12 EXTENZE

20:17 WBC is the weird guy that no one invited to the party and drinks all the beer

20:17 FRUIT LOOPS IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. @maddow's serious face is fucking serious.

20:19 I don't understand the approach of this. "Abortion is wrong, but killing other people deserves TWO THUMBS UP." FUCK OFF, PROLIFERS.

20:21 You KNOW how he gets!

20:28 #Maddow CAN I REITERATE THIS PICTURE? twitpic.com/6o9ju

20:30 I wonder if he can see Russia from his house

20:31 I like that AT&T is the first trending topic. BECAUSE IT FUCKING BLOWS, THAT'S WHY.

20:37 Awe, I like that @maddow and Gene are, like, totally BFF

20:38 IVE SEEN HIS AVATAR

20:40 Much to my disappointment, lol

20:41 Speaking of paternity tests, I would like to see @maddow doing this: tr.im/nR0H

20:41 "Nice to see you, Rach." N'awww

20:46 Doug E Fresh and Chuck E Cheese XDDDD

20:47 Nnnghhh, Doug E Fresh and @maddow, I pretty much just died

20:48 HBIC Hillary up in this shit. I miss her.

20:49 Rachel's chest is like three differen't colors...........#noimnotcreepy

20:59 LMAO, HIS NUMBER GAVE HEADBANGING A WHOLE NEW MEANING

21:00 God bless her

21:36 THEY WANTED TO KNOW IF WIND BENEATH MY WINGS WAS WRITTEN ABOUT FARTS

21:54 That is some Bernie Madoff stuff!

22:08 Hafta get a few things done before Coco comes on :)

22:09 CNN. We're all like, I know

22:31 Do you guys really think I'm fat?

23:06 IM FORTY EIGHT AND IM TELLING YOU, ITS NOT SO BAD TO HAVE A WANG IN YOUR MOUTH AFTER ALL

23:07 David Duchovny is presh

23:10 X FILES TALK

23:11 Fuck all of you, Duchovny is BOSS

23:13 DD seems to have such a cynical personality now and I am enjoying every bit of it

00:18 LMFAO ZACK MORRIS<3<3

00:19 THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!

00:21 KELLY<3

00:24 I take back what I said. Give Mark Paul Gosselaar the emmy, please.

00:26 THIS IS SO AMAZING OMG

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18:49 Streetlights, people living just to find emotion....

21:31 BEBE GIRL YOU LOOKIN FINE

21:33 Seriously. Fuck off, Anne Hathaway

21:35 I love dirty hippies

21:40 Look at old boy crying in the back

21:40 That is so presh

21:47 But Allison Janney >:[

21:48 Wow

21:48 WHERES THE MUSIC

21:51 ELTON OMG

22:02 Fuck yeah, Elton is the HBIC up in there

22:03 NEIL PATRICK HARRIS HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL

22:04 THIS SHOW COULD NOT BE ANY GAYER IF LIZA WAS MAYOR AND ELTON JOHN TOOK FLIGHT

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