As tis the season to be jolly (I HATE the word Jolly!!!) I'm kindly going to intersperse this entry with groovy pix... (unfortunaetly I've forgotten whose icons they are, so i can't credit. Sorry!!!)
Hahahaha!!!!! There are some very .....interestingly, shall we say?... shaped boxes under the tree - I would almost swear one is the EXACT SIZE AND SHAPE of the TTT Extended Cut - ie it's the same size of my Fellowship one.... Ho ho ho!!!
Valar, don't you just love the whole Christmas circuit? Especially the end of school? Watching all the Christmassy concerts I have to go see cuz my lil bro's in, it's really funny just catching Annie or Fiona's eye, because they fall about laughing... then Mr Fraser always does his 'Youth of Today' speech (speech in INCREDIBLY thick Aberdonian accent where he goes on about how 'these young people' have proved that all the bad stories about the youth of today are not true). Just glancing round the stage, I can see one person who regularly smokes all sorts of illegal drugs, many who definitely get pissed on a regular basis, at least one who self harms, a thriteen year old who cheats on her friend's boyfriend in quite a serious way, and that's just the choir... ;) No offense meant!
Then there's Church Bingo... I invented this, very proud... You compile a list prior to any church service that the minister is likely to say, and each participant chooses 8 easy words and 2 hard words. (My choices were Jazz Band (hard), Quiet Please, Christian, church, war, Iraq (hard), manger, holidays, Christmas and beard, maybe? I forget) I got seven!!! (If you get all of them, you have to shout BINGO!, and if you don't get any, you can't leave until the minister has left.) Bonus points are given for certain words, such as Mr fraser or Johnny Bunion. Tres fun.
Okay, these are my first proper icons - I was sucked in by the festive spirit. I know they're pretty bad, but frankly when it comes to computers I suck proverbial cock! ;)
Also, I was trying to make a banner, but failed miserabley, you can see where I was going, so if there's anyone who would take this banner on and fix it I will love you forever (and possibly send you a Christams Ecard) Here's the unfinished banner - The caption is " 'Damn the free people of Middle Earth' thought Santa. 'There'll be no presents unless I get my elves back!' "
Ways To Amuse Yourself In Tesco:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 10 at Pharmacy“ ... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on stored transaction.
6. Move a “CAUTION - WET FLOOR“ sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can't you people just leave me alone?“
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling knives in the kitchenware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, “PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!“
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream, “ NO! NO! It's the voices again!“
15. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly....“Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!“
16. buy an electric tooth brush, a bag of carrots and a packet of condoms.
17. try and buy 2 bananas, 5 plums and one grape. with a straight face tell the cashier that you're having a party.
18. Walk around singing the Cheeky song really loudly and tunelessly, doing all actions.
Thankee kindly, and a Merry and Pippin Christmas to one and all! (Oh, and a Happy New LOTR and Savvy 2004!)
Hahahaha!!!!! There are some very .....interestingly, shall we say?... shaped boxes under the tree - I would almost swear one is the EXACT SIZE AND SHAPE of the TTT Extended Cut - ie it's the same size of my Fellowship one.... Ho ho ho!!!
Valar, don't you just love the whole Christmas circuit? Especially the end of school? Watching all the Christmassy concerts I have to go see cuz my lil bro's in, it's really funny just catching Annie or Fiona's eye, because they fall about laughing... then Mr Fraser always does his 'Youth of Today' speech (speech in INCREDIBLY thick Aberdonian accent where he goes on about how 'these young people' have proved that all the bad stories about the youth of today are not true). Just glancing round the stage, I can see one person who regularly smokes all sorts of illegal drugs, many who definitely get pissed on a regular basis, at least one who self harms, a thriteen year old who cheats on her friend's boyfriend in quite a serious way, and that's just the choir... ;) No offense meant!
Then there's Church Bingo... I invented this, very proud... You compile a list prior to any church service that the minister is likely to say, and each participant chooses 8 easy words and 2 hard words. (My choices were Jazz Band (hard), Quiet Please, Christian, church, war, Iraq (hard), manger, holidays, Christmas and beard, maybe? I forget) I got seven!!! (If you get all of them, you have to shout BINGO!, and if you don't get any, you can't leave until the minister has left.) Bonus points are given for certain words, such as Mr fraser or Johnny Bunion. Tres fun.
Okay, these are my first proper icons - I was sucked in by the festive spirit. I know they're pretty bad, but frankly when it comes to computers I suck proverbial cock! ;)
Also, I was trying to make a banner, but failed miserabley, you can see where I was going, so if there's anyone who would take this banner on and fix it I will love you forever (and possibly send you a Christams Ecard) Here's the unfinished banner - The caption is " 'Damn the free people of Middle Earth' thought Santa. 'There'll be no presents unless I get my elves back!' "
Ways To Amuse Yourself In Tesco:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 10 at Pharmacy“ ... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on stored transaction.
6. Move a “CAUTION - WET FLOOR“ sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can't you people just leave me alone?“
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling knives in the kitchenware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, “PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!“
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream, “ NO! NO! It's the voices again!“
15. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly....“Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!“
16. buy an electric tooth brush, a bag of carrots and a packet of condoms.
17. try and buy 2 bananas, 5 plums and one grape. with a straight face tell the cashier that you're having a party.
18. Walk around singing the Cheeky song really loudly and tunelessly, doing all actions.
Thankee kindly, and a Merry and Pippin Christmas to one and all! (Oh, and a Happy New LOTR and Savvy 2004!)