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Random LOTRness

"Vig used to call me 'elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails."

Why did Pippin cross the road (get off the Roooooooooad!) twice?
- Because Merry had stapled his braces to the gatepost!!!

I am no man!

Show us the meaning of haste!

That only counts as one!

It was amazing at LOTR, there was one bit during the battle of Pelenor Fields when people started clapping, and when the credits came on, the entire audience gave the film a standing ovation!
I also know for a fact that me and Jen weren't the only ones crying - Jude said he was close to tears at one point!
These facts just show how much that film has the power to touch people.

Everyone, go to www.empireonline.co.uk and vote in the Empire Movie Awards! Vote ROTK for best film, Viggo for best Actor, orlando for best British actor... etc etc etc...