September Quotations List (See what I did there?!)
Stolen from 
girlonthedock
Anyways - after chatting about this and that, we entered the subject of cats and my mum started making arrangements for cat-sitting and what equipment to get and who to contact... so the only thing I´m actually lacking now is... you know.... the cat
[Bad username: Miss_Nightowl ]
Anyhow, my point is, huzzah we rocked.
[Bad username: willowdancer ]
After a pretty drab day at school, Leah and I ventured over to her house for..well...whatever it is we do everyday.
We got there pretty early too, and somehow were moved to the back of the line. It probably had something to do with that girl yelling "GET THE FUCK BACK!" and pushing Leah
Gah! Why does everyone hate America so?!
...oh yeah. Because we are capatalistic bastards who think it's either our way or the high way. And we start wars and fuck up the planet for no good reason. [insert hating America rant here
[Bad username: professorbilly ]
I would like to welcome 2, yes yes, 2 new friends aboard this wonderful journal! So, melkor_ and passing_shadow, WELCOME! Enjoy your stay, small bags full of peanuts will be distributed shortly after this!
[Bad username: gabsy ]
Current Music: Shh! It's a library!
Snape: Harry, I wanted to see you.
Harry: Yes, sir?
Snape: As you are aware, I have never shown any sign of homosexuality, let alone pedophilia.
Harry: Yes, sir.
Snape: Furthermore, any inappropriate relationship between myself and a student would certainly get me sacked, and possibly jailed as well.
Harry: Yes, sir.
Snape: And, as if all this weren't enough, I have an intense loathing for you personally.
Harry: Take me, sir. Take me now.
Snape: Yes, Harry. (they have sex)
The End.
They talk the way they sing - with a lot of random high notes!
The blisters on my feet hurt so much that touching them causes me to involuntarily laugh and make "aaaugh" noises.
Like earlier in the day, when I screamed at a squirrel "DON'T GET HIT!" and then, off of the looks of passersby, shouted "Yes! I talk to squirrels!" But that's tangential.
What is a sex toys party, you ask? Well, it's much like a Tupperware party, except the salesperson is selling sex toys instead of Tupperware. Which, you must admit, makes the whole thing considerably more interesting.
Really, not much of anything happened today. Which makes the bored-lj-update even more boring for the reader than for the writer. You're screwed, unless you decide to just keep scrolling. Which, I guess, you're entitled to do, even though ::holier than thou:: I never do it.
Much easier than the time I was trying to break into my house using a bootlace and a pair of scissors... shut up, it was clever at the time.
[Bad username: proudduckling ]
stupid Alderaan-hairdos
Gosh I love that song ... and Brian of course. Mjapp mjapp. A shame he's married and has two kids.
I've decided I do not only fancy Dom's arms (and I mean the limbs, not guns ... ) but Billy's as well. Holy cricket.
[Bad username: legoline ]
Well, that's true, airfare to Alison's House has gone WAY up lately...
If it was me, the headline would be, "VEEGOD IN OUR CITY OMG".
The only person who did say something about it, Valérie, said, "C'est qui sur ton t-shirt?" It's a good thing she's a nice kid.
TAKE THE SHOES OFF, BEEZIES, THEN YOU WILL FLY!
[Bad username: johnnyboy09 ]
I'm currently trying to convert a pack of hedgehogs to be Jehovahs witnesses, but there's three major problems: 1: im not personally a christian, so a slight lack of motivation there. 2: i highly doubt hedgehogs are sentient beasts with any real concept of religion, never mind which strange faction they wish to join. 3: i don't have any hedgehogs.
This has not stopped me trying though, and i'm sure i will have a small faction of them in
no time.
I suspect goldfishes are buddhists. After all, they seem hardly concerned with mortal cravings, they just swim in their tanks all day in a permanent state of calm. Either that, or they must be junkies.
Can just imagine it on my CV now: ran the country's health service at 16. Went well for a month or two.
Shut myself in the fridge at work today. No drama though- it didn't lock. Shame, there's enough youghurts in there to keep me happy for at least 20 mins or so.
It has been said i hold a particularly thick skin, but i like to think of it as boundless optimism!
[Bad username: harruspex ]
girlonthedockAnyways - after chatting about this and that, we entered the subject of cats and my mum started making arrangements for cat-sitting and what equipment to get and who to contact... so the only thing I´m actually lacking now is... you know.... the cat
[Bad username: Miss_Nightowl ]
Anyhow, my point is, huzzah we rocked.
[Bad username: willowdancer ]
After a pretty drab day at school, Leah and I ventured over to her house for..well...whatever it is we do everyday.
We got there pretty early too, and somehow were moved to the back of the line. It probably had something to do with that girl yelling "GET THE FUCK BACK!" and pushing Leah
Gah! Why does everyone hate America so?!
...oh yeah. Because we are capatalistic bastards who think it's either our way or the high way. And we start wars and fuck up the planet for no good reason. [insert hating America rant here
[Bad username: professorbilly ]
I would like to welcome 2, yes yes, 2 new friends aboard this wonderful journal! So, melkor_ and passing_shadow, WELCOME! Enjoy your stay, small bags full of peanuts will be distributed shortly after this!
[Bad username: gabsy ]
Current Music: Shh! It's a library!
Snape: Harry, I wanted to see you.
Harry: Yes, sir?
Snape: As you are aware, I have never shown any sign of homosexuality, let alone pedophilia.
Harry: Yes, sir.
Snape: Furthermore, any inappropriate relationship between myself and a student would certainly get me sacked, and possibly jailed as well.
Harry: Yes, sir.
Snape: And, as if all this weren't enough, I have an intense loathing for you personally.
Harry: Take me, sir. Take me now.
Snape: Yes, Harry. (they have sex)
The End.
They talk the way they sing - with a lot of random high notes!
The blisters on my feet hurt so much that touching them causes me to involuntarily laugh and make "aaaugh" noises.
Like earlier in the day, when I screamed at a squirrel "DON'T GET HIT!" and then, off of the looks of passersby, shouted "Yes! I talk to squirrels!" But that's tangential.
What is a sex toys party, you ask? Well, it's much like a Tupperware party, except the salesperson is selling sex toys instead of Tupperware. Which, you must admit, makes the whole thing considerably more interesting.
Really, not much of anything happened today. Which makes the bored-lj-update even more boring for the reader than for the writer. You're screwed, unless you decide to just keep scrolling. Which, I guess, you're entitled to do, even though ::holier than thou:: I never do it.
Much easier than the time I was trying to break into my house using a bootlace and a pair of scissors... shut up, it was clever at the time.
[Bad username: proudduckling ]
stupid Alderaan-hairdos
Gosh I love that song ... and Brian of course. Mjapp mjapp. A shame he's married and has two kids.
I've decided I do not only fancy Dom's arms (and I mean the limbs, not guns ... ) but Billy's as well. Holy cricket.
[Bad username: legoline ]
Well, that's true, airfare to Alison's House has gone WAY up lately...
If it was me, the headline would be, "VEEGOD IN OUR CITY OMG".
The only person who did say something about it, Valérie, said, "C'est qui sur ton t-shirt?" It's a good thing she's a nice kid.
TAKE THE SHOES OFF, BEEZIES, THEN YOU WILL FLY!
[Bad username: johnnyboy09 ]
I'm currently trying to convert a pack of hedgehogs to be Jehovahs witnesses, but there's three major problems: 1: im not personally a christian, so a slight lack of motivation there. 2: i highly doubt hedgehogs are sentient beasts with any real concept of religion, never mind which strange faction they wish to join. 3: i don't have any hedgehogs.
This has not stopped me trying though, and i'm sure i will have a small faction of them in
no time.
I suspect goldfishes are buddhists. After all, they seem hardly concerned with mortal cravings, they just swim in their tanks all day in a permanent state of calm. Either that, or they must be junkies.
Can just imagine it on my CV now: ran the country's health service at 16. Went well for a month or two.
Shut myself in the fridge at work today. No drama though- it didn't lock. Shame, there's enough youghurts in there to keep me happy for at least 20 mins or so.
It has been said i hold a particularly thick skin, but i like to think of it as boundless optimism!
[Bad username: harruspex ]