Sorry, have to get it out of my system:
Think about it!!!
George Carlin Strikes Again
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling
Evian backwards: NAIVE
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the
"Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the
"Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that
mean that one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader
of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor
store or at Hooters.
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a
whack?
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts"
and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to
the other penny?
8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?
9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't
they just stale bread to begin with?
10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it
say?
11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist but a person who drives a race car not called
a racist?
12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the
longest sentence?
16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call
it Fed UP?
18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
19. What hair color do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the
Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it
dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final
exam.
21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do
Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then
what exactly are the others here for?
24. You never really learn to swear until you learn to
drive.
25. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their
team is winning.
26. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didn't zigzag?
27. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
28. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
29. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want too offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: # 1, you have to be single and # 2, you must be Catholic."
The Cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The Nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
OMFG~YOU ARE SOOOO DRAMATIC! (YOU: *TEARS
STREAMING*NO I'M NOT! WHY ARE YOU SO
MEAN?!*PASSES OUT*) (me:God *walks away**sigh*)
Are you a DRAMA QUEEN?
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Shiny/colorful lipgloss- you're sweet, kind,
friendly, and you always there for a friend in
need. YOU RULE!
Which lipgloss fits your personality?
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Yang: you are the light side of the yin/yang
symbol, you are known to be very positive, and
have a true passion and love for life, but
nobody and nothing is completely yin or yang,
that's how they balance out
Are you more Yin or Yang
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Boxers, your cool, laid back, andyou probably have
a lot of friends because you're fun to be
around, obviously, it doesnt matter what kind
of underwear you wear,this kind fits your
personality
What type of underwear are you?
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Gravity is about you. You tend to attract people
that are shy about their crushes. This probably
means that whoever likes you is worth the wait
of them admitting to you that they like you.
The reason people are drawn to you is probably
because you are an all around amazing person,
your soulmate is waiting for you somewhere.
What song was secretly written for/about you?
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Down-you've probably been hurt by those you love,
maybe many times maybe just once but either way
it has left you devasted, hang in there, you'll
eventually get over it
Which Blink 182 song are you?
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You're Blossem. you are the logical one, you always
have a plan on how to get through life. But
that doesn'tmean that you don't know how to
have fun! you love to see justice and your
family is very important to you.Congrats on
being the most balanced powerpuff girl.
Which powerpuff girl are you?
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Think about it!!!
George Carlin Strikes Again
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling
Evian backwards: NAIVE
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the
"Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the
"Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that
mean that one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader
of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor
store or at Hooters.
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a
whack?
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts"
and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to
the other penny?
8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?
9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't
they just stale bread to begin with?
10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it
say?
11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist but a person who drives a race car not called
a racist?
12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the
longest sentence?
16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call
it Fed UP?
18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
19. What hair color do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the
Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it
dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final
exam.
21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do
Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then
what exactly are the others here for?
24. You never really learn to swear until you learn to
drive.
25. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their
team is winning.
26. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didn't zigzag?
27. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
28. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
29. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want too offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: # 1, you have to be single and # 2, you must be Catholic."
The Cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The Nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
Adopt Your Own Boyfriend.
Adopt Your Own Boyfriend.
Adopt Your Own Boyfriend.
Adopt Your Own Boyfriend.
Adopt Your Own Boyfriend.
Adopt Your Own Boyfriend.
Adopt Your Own Boyfriend.
CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
OMFG~YOU ARE SOOOO DRAMATIC! (YOU: *TEARS
STREAMING*NO I'M NOT! WHY ARE YOU SO
MEAN?!*PASSES OUT*) (me:God *walks away**sigh*)
Are you a DRAMA QUEEN?
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Shiny/colorful lipgloss- you're sweet, kind,
friendly, and you always there for a friend in
need. YOU RULE!
Which lipgloss fits your personality?
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Yang: you are the light side of the yin/yang
symbol, you are known to be very positive, and
have a true passion and love for life, but
nobody and nothing is completely yin or yang,
that's how they balance out
Are you more Yin or Yang
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Boxers, your cool, laid back, andyou probably have
a lot of friends because you're fun to be
around, obviously, it doesnt matter what kind
of underwear you wear,this kind fits your
personality
What type of underwear are you?
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Gravity is about you. You tend to attract people
that are shy about their crushes. This probably
means that whoever likes you is worth the wait
of them admitting to you that they like you.
The reason people are drawn to you is probably
because you are an all around amazing person,
your soulmate is waiting for you somewhere.
What song was secretly written for/about you?
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Down-you've probably been hurt by those you love,
maybe many times maybe just once but either way
it has left you devasted, hang in there, you'll
eventually get over it
Which Blink 182 song are you?
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You're Blossem. you are the logical one, you always
have a plan on how to get through life. But
that doesn'tmean that you don't know how to
have fun! you love to see justice and your
family is very important to you.Congrats on
being the most balanced powerpuff girl.
Which powerpuff girl are you?
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Think about it!!!
George Carlin Strikes Again
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling
Evian backwards: NAIVE
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the
"Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the
"Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that
mean that one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader
of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor
store or at Hooters.
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a
whack?
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts"
and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to
the other penny?
8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?
9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't
they just stale bread to begin with?
10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it
say?
11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist but a person who drives a race car not called
a racist?
12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the
longest sentence?
16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call
it Fed UP?
18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
19. What hair color do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the
Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it
dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final
exam.
21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do
Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then
what exactly are the others here for?
24. You never really learn to swear until you learn to
drive.
25. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their
team is winning.
26. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didn't zigzag?
27. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
28. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
29. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want too offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: # 1, you have to be single and # 2, you must be Catholic."
The Cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The Nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
OMFG~YOU ARE SOOOO DRAMATIC! (YOU: *TEARS<br>STREAMING*NO I'M NOT! WHY ARE YOU SO<br>MEAN?!*PASSES OUT*) (me:God *walks away**sigh*)
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Shiny/colorful lipgloss- you're sweet, kind,<br>friendly, and you always there for a friend in<br>need. YOU RULE!
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Yang: you are the light side of the yin/yang<br>symbol, you are known to be very positive, and<br>have a true passion and love for life, but<br>nobody and nothing is completely yin or yang,<br>that's how they balance out
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Boxers, your cool, laid back, andyou probably have<br>a lot of friends because you're fun to be<br>around, obviously, it doesnt matter what kind<br>of underwear you wear,this kind fits your<br>personality
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Gravity is about you. You tend to attract people<br>that are shy about their crushes. This probably<br>means that whoever likes you is worth the wait<br>of them admitting to you that they like you.<br>The reason people are drawn to you is probably<br>because you are an all around amazing person,<br>your soulmate is waiting for you somewhere.
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George Carlin Strikes Again
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece
on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling
Evian backwards: NAIVE
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like
making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the
"Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the
"Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that
mean that one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader
of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor
store or at Hooters.
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a
whack?
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?
5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts"
and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to
the other penny?
8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?
9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't
they just stale bread to begin with?
10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it
say?
11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a
pianist but a person who drives a race car not called
a racist?
12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the
longest sentence?
16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call
it Fed UP?
18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
19. What hair color do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the
Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it
dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final
exam.
21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do
Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then
what exactly are the others here for?
24. You never really learn to swear until you learn to
drive.
25. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their
team is winning.
26. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didn't zigzag?
27. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
28. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
29. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want too offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: # 1, you have to be single and # 2, you must be Catholic."
The Cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The Nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The Nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
OMFG~YOU ARE SOOOO DRAMATIC! (YOU: *TEARS<br>STREAMING*NO I'M NOT! WHY ARE YOU SO<br>MEAN?!*PASSES OUT*) (me:God *walks away**sigh*)
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Shiny/colorful lipgloss- you're sweet, kind,<br>friendly, and you always there for a friend in<br>need. YOU RULE!
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Yang: you are the light side of the yin/yang<br>symbol, you are known to be very positive, and<br>have a true passion and love for life, but<br>nobody and nothing is completely yin or yang,<br>that's how they balance out
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Boxers, your cool, laid back, andyou probably have<br>a lot of friends because you're fun to be<br>around, obviously, it doesnt matter what kind<br>of underwear you wear,this kind fits your<br>personality
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Gravity is about you. You tend to attract people<br>that are shy about their crushes. This probably<br>means that whoever likes you is worth the wait<br>of them admitting to you that they like you.<br>The reason people are drawn to you is probably<br>because you are an all around amazing person,<br>your soulmate is waiting for you somewhere.
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Down-you've probably been hurt by those you love,<br>maybe many times maybe just once but either way<br>it has left you devasted, hang in there, you'll<br>eventually get over it
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You're Blossem. you are the logical one, you always<br>have a plan on how to get through life. But<br>that doesn'tmean that you don't know how to<br>have fun! you love to see justice and your<br>family is very important to you.Congrats on<br>being the most balanced powerpuff girl.
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