He's a mute - he had his tongue cut out. He taught his parrot to speak for him - no-one's quite sure how...

*whispers* The robots have taken over my life......
Okay, so I went to see I, Robot on Orange Wednesday (!), and it rocked! The product placement was pretty damn hilarious (how many times is it seriously possible to say 'Converses, vintage 2004'?). But the real problem was the whole theory - robots get smart, try to overthrow humans (okay, so that's not quite it, but hey.) So, I was jokingly saying I was scarde of my computer now, WHEN IT DISCONNECTED ME, AND WOULDN'T LOG BACK ON!!!!!!! So, I tried logging on again, BUT it turned out after ten minutes it was still logged on, it was just pretending to be offline. Which is mean! And it did it again. Then wouldn't let me on anything. Until I logged on as dad, and then it let me on...
Grr.
Anyway, I also had a near-death experience today in ballet - a huuuuuuuuuuge spider dropped almost on top of Sandy, and then terrorised me! I managed not to cry, but apparently I screamed.... oh, well...
Heee, I'd forgotten how much ballet rocks - I haven't really felt myself this week, but what with watching POTC and being at ballet, we're all good...
ANYWAY, Jo, I'm very annoyed at you - go eat something!
And Nic, I'm reeeeeeeeally reallyreallyreally sorry!

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