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1 WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, my, GOD!!!!!!! IT'S A WEEK TIL RETURN OF THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow! I'm SOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!! This entry will be homage to the great work of God (ie Tolkien) and jesus (ie Peter Jackson). In case anyone's interested, the Fellowship, Faramir, Eomer, Eowyn and Gollum are the 13 disciples....


asd
WHOA BABY! YOU MAY BE A COMPLETE SHUDDER OF A LOTR
NUT (AND THIS IS ME BEING NICE), BUT STILL IT
SHOWS YOU HAVE CLASS...COOOOOOOOOOOL!


The Return Of The King
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Legolas Greenleaf, long under tree,
In joy hast thou lived, beware the sea!
If thou hear the cry of gull upon shore,
Thy heart will rest in the forest no more.


U LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE LotR! ME 2, ME 2!!!!!!! LETS GO
C IT 2GETHER! Ur treat :D


Lord of the Rings * Return of the King *
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All that is gold does no glitter,
Nor all those who wander are lost,
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not touched by the frost.
From the ashes a fire is woken,
A light from the shadows will spring,
Renwed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


HASH(0x85273d4)
You love second breakfast and are turning into a
"stupid fat hobbit". (so as smegol
says)


2nd breakfast (from lord of the rings)
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Gil-galad was an elven king,
Of him the harpers sadly sing,
The last whose realm was fair and free,
Between the mountains and the sea.

His sword was long, his lance was keen,
His shining helm afar was seen.
And many stars of heaven's field
Were mirrored on his silver shield.

But long ago he rode away,
And where he dwelleth, none can say,
For into darkness fell his star,
In Mordor, where the shadows are.


Galadriel
You are the lady Galadriel. You are a golden
mystery, a riddle of dark and delightful
depths.


And now... Which Lord of the Rings character are you?
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Cold be heart and hand and bone,
Cold be travellers far from home,
They do not see what lies ahead,
When sun has failed and moon is dead.


Whohoo! You are a TRUE LOTR geek! Just like me! I
knew all the answers! It's the two of us
against the world...no, come on! Don't run
away! no...noooooo...


Are You a Lord of the Rings Fanatic?
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A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this night.


Yes, alas, you are a Mary Sue. This is a bad thing
and you need to make some lifestyle choices to
fix yourself up. Try not glomping Orlando Bloom
mentally, read the trilogy and stay away from
fanfiction for a while. If you must write
fanfiction, find a good beta reader and read
good fanfiction


Are You A Lord of the Rings Mary Sue?
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What can man do against such reckless hate? - Ride out with me.


total
Total Whore. You are a TOTAL Rings Whore!
Officially, you are a Lord of the Rings slut,
willing to do anything just to get even a few
seconds of footage. You'd probably sleep with
any or all of the cast members, or at the very
least anyone in order to get near them.
Additionally, you know a lot about the story
itself and spend hours thinking about it- maybe
even writing quizzes on it. Your life may very
well be Lord of the Rings, which when you think
about it, is pretty sad. :)


Are you a Lord of the Rings Whore?
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It is not the Eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.


HASH(0x86cfdcc)
Congratulations, you are good! You are one of the
few who are left who doesn't want the Ring.
Good for you!


Are you Good or Evil in Lord of the Rings?
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Do not trust to hope. It has forsaken these lands.


Congrats! You really know how to piss people off!
Tee-hee, waiting to try some of this on
unsuspecting relatives? I know I am.


Could you piss Lord Elrond (From Lord of the Rings) off? (with errors fixed same as other)
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There's good in this world, and it's worth fighting for!


Go Sam. I love you, I love your quest, I love 'the master', and the Fellowship, and Tolkien, and Middle Earth. I love the One Ring.

*Removes Ring and strokes, crooning 'My precious...'*